Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
HE PUTS HIS HAND ON THE BIBLE
The happening train is off the track.
bus-TED
Everytime I think this election dies down, something amazing happens.
morning joe pussied out going full cuck going to go sleep
KEEP TWEETING FAGGOTS FOR THE FATHERLAND!
>>68743777
and then on /pol/'s waifu
>>68743777
THEN HE LIEEEEEEES
TWEET THIS STORY TO MORNING JOE
MORNING POLITICAL NEWS SHOWS HAVE STARTED AIRING
TURN THIS INTO A BREAKING NEWS STORY IN MSM
@morning_joe
@morning_joe
@morning_joe
Boys stay focused on finding the teacher. Trump needs us.
http://www.e-yearbook.com/college_yearbooks.html#tx
http://www.e-yearbook.com/college_yearbooks.html#tx
http://www.e-yearbook.com/college_yearbooks.html#tx
GET LOOKING
FOR THE RAT IS DEAD
Morning Joe stream!
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
Featuring: Third rate reporters, no mika and joe..
THEY FOUND THE FOURTH WOMAN
>THEY FOUND THE FOURTH WOMAN
THEY FOUND THE FOURTH WOMAN
>THEY FOUND THE FOURTH WOMAN
THEY FOUND THE FOURTH WOMAN
>THEY FOUND THE FOURTH WOMAN
>yfw when Ted is actually completely innocent but our meme magic still ends his career
YOU'VE FAILED RIGHT INTO TED CRUZES TRAP YOU FUCKING FOOLS
This is gonna be headline news on how pathetic trump supports are by trying to take down an innocent man.
Forgive us trump, for they do not know better
>>68743809
>TWEET THIS STORY TO MORNING JOE
>MORNING POLITICAL NEWS SHOWS HAVE STARTED AIRING
>TURN THIS INTO A BREAKING NEWS STORY IN MSM
>@morning_joe
>@morning_joe
>@morning_joe
TWEET THIS STORY TO MORNING JOE
MORNING POLITICAL NEWS SHOWS HAVE STARTED AIRING
TURN THIS INTO A BREAKING NEWS STORY IN MSM
@morning_joe
@morning_joe
@morning_joe
IN OTHER, UNRELATED NEWS
STUDENT PROTESTERS ARE RIOTING IN PARIS
https://www.periscope.tv/RTenfrancais/1LyxBYveMWoJN
https://www.periscope.tv/RTenfrancais/1LyxBYveMWoJN
https://www.periscope.tv/RTenfrancais/1LyxBYveMWoJN
>>68743777
AND THEN HE LIES (WITH 5 WOMEN)
>>68743837
HIMSELF DOWN ONTO KATRINA AND HUMPS THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA HER
Tweet at the Morning Joe folks.
Hosts today are: @williegeist, @markhalperin, @jheil, @nicolledwallace
Senior producer is @JesseRodriguez
>>68743876
lel
>>68743809
That second picture definitely looks like a yearbook photo.
>>68743809
Wow Ted had sex with all of those fine ladies?
I'm a Cruz missile now!
>>68743878
it just makes it that much sweeter
>>68743847
http://www.e-yearbook.com/college_yearbooks.html#tx
>>68743899
why?
do they want more muslims or something?
>>68743899
are they pro ficki
or anti ficki?
WAS THIS STARTED BY /POL/?
WAS THIS STARTED BY /POL/?
WAS THIS STARTED BY /POL/?
WAS THIS STARTED BY /POL/?
WAS THIS STARTED BY /POL/?
>>68743885
This, Cruz is a master chess player.
MIGHT NEED A NEW HASHTAG SOON
>WE'RE COMING UP ON THE 8 HOUR THRESHOLD
>>68743718
>the ruse cruz ensues
>>68743899
let me guess they want more muslims
>ashley madison
my autism is kaput, so tired
been looking for this damned teacher for hours
>>68743918
not for a teacher or professor. it looks more like a Facebook photo to me.
>>68743899
What are they protesting
>>68743899
>students
>protests
>france
i bet good money they want more immigrants
>>68743885
>>68743963
Fuck off shills
No more paycheck for you
Have we started the fire?
>>68743931
>you will never fly the skies with comfy sleepy ben
>>68743967
#TheCruzFive
>>68743838
Joe is off today...
>>68743718
Rato used Ashley Madison http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
>yfw today is Baller Friday
>>68743718
OK LISTEN UP AND IGNORE THE SHILLS WHO ARE RUNNING INTERFERENCE
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS SPOOKY
>Cruz was solicitor general in 2005
>involved with legal case regarding pledge of allegiance in SCHOOLS
>Elk Grove Unified School District v. Newdow
"In 2004, Cruz ... wrote a brief on behalf of all 50 states which argued that the plaintiff, a non-custodial parent, did not have standing to file suit on behalf of his daughter.[57] The Supreme Court upheld the position of Cruz’s brief.[58]" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Cruz#Texas_Solicitor_General
Guess who else is involved:
>""""""Justice Antonin Scalia"""""""" recused himself from the case after a request by Newdow that cited Scalia's disapproval of the Ninth Circuit decision in a public speech
so anyway we would be looking for a teacher (principal, someone high up) not a classmate from public schools in Austin
>>68743962
Are we generating the memes, or are we simply their willing vessel? Hard to say, hard so say...
Remember our daughter /pol/
Do it for Tay
She deserves it
>>68743940
You might have looked at what years the site covered...
>>68743986
effen saved!
this shit is going nuclear
>>68744011
#TedScruz
we've already settled on this as a backup
anyone else see this?
>>68743899
Ok hoster of this periscope says police violence
>>68743962
No, ebaumsworld did it.
But seriously, /pol/ didn't start it, just blew that amber into a raging fire
For the doubters: Wash Times guy also confirmed via tweet "an online media outlet" has the story and didn't run it. Breitbart guy (who said he had a Cruz killer story on Feb. 2) tweeted tonight "I hate getting scooped". Rubio insiders have been tweeting about the scandal under #TheThing for weeks. Right Side Broadcasting (Trump rally people) tweeted that shit is coming, eggs on faces.
>>68743963
>>68743885
People are probably already looking for a way in their own minds to say why they don't like the guy, he's literally a sociopathic ratface politician that's lied and pandered his way to the top.
>>68743878
Looks like the face of a shambler in the thumbnail
>>68743718
http://www.eros.com/washington_dc/sections/washington_dc_escorts.htm
http://www.eros.com/washington_dc/sections/washington_dc_escorts.htm
http://www.eros.com/washington_dc/sections/washington_dc_escorts.htm
Check the different categories, VIP/XXX/Caucasian whatever
>>68743967
#TedScruz
#CruzScandal
#Lollipop
Why does nationalenquirer.com keep redirecting me to radaronline.com and what the fuck is radaronline?
>>68743962
No, #CruzSexScandal was started by reddit.
/r/conservative to be exact
the other two pictures are professional headshots
I would guess this teacher is on some website
>came out of no where, unsuspecting, nobody heard us coming
>/pol/'s hashtag is currently at #1 trending worldwide and is still spreading like wildfire
>all started because of a tip from a sleepermag
>mfw this was literally a night raid operation
ARE WE /OPERATOR/ NOW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOWN6AXeKIg
>>68744011
I think this is great
#TheCruzFive
>>68743847
mendez middle school and akins were the 2 schools she taught at
What the FUUUUUCK did I miss? Is this a big deal, or is /pol/ making something out of nothing?
>>68744116
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
This chick?
>>68744082
Hence the name Lyin' Ted!
>>68744128
wew lad come on
>>68744006
No anon. We didn't start the fire. It's been berning since the worlds been turning.
http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
http://www.e-yearbook.com/University_Texas_Law_School_Peregrinus_Yearbook
someone make an account
This is just like how everyone in AR knew about Bill Clinton but the media ran cover for Dems. Cruz, the anointed of moroni, won't fare as well.
>>68744166
It's a big deal. It has legs now. There's campaign finance laws in violation between Cruz and a super PAC in order to hush up information.
>>68744166
Sex scandals in America can ruin careers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edwards
>>68743913
May also throw in @chucktodd and @meetthepress and @loudobbsnews
>>68744071
only one of those two is a progeny...
Dont let our memes become dreams! Take down Ted 2016!!
>>68743718
>an online media outlet knew
Breitbart you fucking jew hacks why didn't you run it?
>>68743811
It's glorious.
>>68744156
We Inter/pol/ now.
>>68744166
Yuge deal
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/
>>68744166
the stumping of the century
>>68743967
#CruzBabyRapist
its time to go nuclear to remove crubap
SLIDERS FUCK OFF
>>68744059
>>68744059
SLIDERS FUCK OFF
>>68744059
>>68744059
SLIDERS FUCK OFF
>>68744059
>>68744059
SLIDERS FUCK OFF
>>68744059
>>68744059
SLIDERS FUCK OFF
>>68744059
>>68744059
>>68744178
I'm pretty sure it was a double entendre, pic related
MSNBC talking about twitter but dancing around scandal
>>68744166
I refused to believe its a big story, and I'm still semi-skeptical, but its gaining more traction slowly..
Not good for Ted.
>>68744243
>Ben Shapiro
>>68744202
Why the fuck would she be at UT Law? Schoolteacher is not a law professor ffs
reddit is down again
https://www.jewtube.com/watch?v=F9UKNwlhhpo&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51s
>>68744205
Seeing how bitchy these people are against other opinions, I can see why he supports Trump for the future
>>68743811
>>68744249
I woke up this morning wondering what was going to happen that was going to run the headlines for the rest of the week
This is it.
Call DC whores, tell them you are a journalist and ask if it was them.
>>68744252
You like?
>>68743967
whats the 8hr threshold?
I wonder what Trumps doing right now
>>68744252
Meant for >>68744149
>>68744149
Serious Question, how long until the jews shut down /pol/?
Where will we go next? Whats the backup?? What happens when 4chan gets shut down?
>>68744243
Ben Shapiro sat on the story and didn't allow the others to release it.
LIVE from Cruz Campaign Headquarters
https://youtu.be/OTE_Eshm2xw?t=13s
>>68744118
#TedScruz will get the most traction
>>68744322
No, PIs usually offer cash, in person
>>68744337
No, misclick. Scram, leaf.
>>68744355
spending time with Barron probably
>>68744322
>Did you have sex with a senator?
all say yes
>>68744171
we don't know anon
>>68744166
Check Twitter Trends
>>68744171
would you stop with this?
clearly not this chick. you can't even see her face.
she has very different hair.
you've been spamming this excact shit for the last 5-6 threads now, just stop.
>>68744059
Read faggots
>>68744290
Because Cruz was teaching there for awhile, and the suspected teacher photo background looked like some seen in UT Austin photos.
>>68744374
We enter the normiesphere when that happens.
>>68744270
Oh my god...Donald Trump is a fucking mad man...
>>68743943
>>68743952
>>68743977
>>68743992
>>68743998
>>68744089
From what I heard a cop punched a criminal and now they are chimping out.
>>68744411
that little nigga is gonna grow up to another prezz I guarantee it
Need more potential names for Cruz's facebook friends
What's everything we know about the last two women? I wanna try to help.
>>68744342
Twitter hashtag only up for 8 hours.
We need a new hashtag.
>>68744405
#CruzScandal will spread more among normies
>>68743967
#5Girls1Cuck
>>68744411
I wanna play baseball with him and Donald.
>>68744342
someone posted earlier that a hashtag can only trend for 8 hours
Cruz worked here at the School of Law AS A PROFESSOR teaching Litigation from 2004 to 2009. Click "printable version" then click law. Search through the names of the teachers. Long process, but theres a hell of a chance our teacher is in there somewhere.
https://registrar.utexas.edu/schedules/archive
>https://registrar.utexas.edu/schedules/archive
https://registrar.utexas.edu/schedules/archive
https://twitter.com/hashtag/thething
Go here and scroll down a bit
You can see rubio people talking about a secret scandal
Their plan was to kick cruz out with it and have rubio win everything, but now that it's come this far...
>>68744515
#TedScruz is best
>>68744411
he really does look like a mini-donald
>>68744380
>Try taking down the only person in the way
>Help cover up only person you think can stump the Trump, because you're a Jew and enjoy reinforcing your people's awful stereotypes, because you are a masochist
>Tell some bimbo from WaPo to fake being thrown by Trump's guy
>Leave entire network because you're such a baby and didn't get your way
>Now it comes out that you're in a cover-up
>'Maybe I shouldn't have been such a Jew,' thinks Ben, grappling his .44 Magnum
>>68744374
/pol/ mentality has spread far and wide beyond just this site nowadays. /pol/ colonies everywhere plus other chans.
>>68744468
was it a muslim criminal
This the best you got whitey? Fuckin pathetic to see motherfuckers fallin all over they asses propping up a racist POS. Hillary gonna mince your fuckin asses cucks.
>>68744383
too soon dude, RIP tay.
#CRUZIFIED
>>68744405
>>68744515
#CruzScandal
KEEP IT SIMPLE FAGGOTS
>>68744411
How many chicks has he fingerblasted today alone?
Hello 4channers. I'm an attorney, currently retained in a consulting capacity for the Cruz campain and the RNC. I just wanted to thank you all for the generous work you're doing helping spot threats to our campaign and make them known to us. Every link you post will let us know which webmasters to contact, and which people to notify so that they can remove any trace of evidence from the internet. It really makes it convenient; all we have to do is sit in this thread, watching you "research" then post links. You're literally doing our work FOR us.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do NOT use archive.it when you find any kind of leads or evidence, incriminating tweets and facebook posts. It gives us time to remove all the content you find, which is much harder to do when that content has been archived.
PLEASE DO NOT INSTALL EXTENSIONS IN FIREFOX TO MAKE IT EASIER TO ARCHIVE LINKS.
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
DO NOT INSTALL THIS!
STOP RIGHT THERE!
REMAIN SWEATSHOP WORKERS WHO DO IT FOR FREE!
BE A CRUZ MISSILE SUCKERS!
If you don't use archive.is right when you find something, you're a CruzMissile!
TOGETHER WE'LL STOP TRUMP AND TAKE THE COUNTRY FOR THE ANNOINTED PRIESTS LIKE TED CRUZ!
>>68744118
>#CruzScandal
Short and eye-grabbing
#LyinBedWithTed
>>68744497
#ThisIsTheZodiacSpeaking
>>68744540
what? I've seen hashtags trend for days
>>68744557
Yes, prolly funniest
>>68744541
university is not a school
read the article
>>68744059
This is dumb. Cruz was Solicitor General of Texas. States regularly file amicus briefs with SCOTUS concerning cases in front of SCOTUS. Cruz had nothing to do with the case other than writing an amicus brief, which is just a brief filed by a "Friend" of one of the sides in teh case.
Cruz had no personal contact with any of those people. The NE article specifically says "Austin Schoolteacher"
>>68744605
fuck off monaco
>>68744418
Kek. Right, what was I thinking.
>>68744576
How about you stop patting yourselves on the back and find the other two girls.
>>68744553
GOP just can't stop screwing themselves
>>68744541
Another interesting point:
Heidi Cruz's suicidal breakdown coincided with the start of classes at U o T Law. Classes started August 21, 2005, her breakdown was the 22nd.
Could mean something like she broke down because she found out Cruz was going to be "working with her again".
Tough guy Ted says LEAVE HEIDI ALONE
>>68744243
If they did Rubio would be the one nipping at Trump's heels. This was the perfect time for the story to drop, despite Benny Shap's intentions.
we need to find this teacher to keep this story trending
kek
Before the NE story broke, I heard the name Morgan McComb thrown around a lot as a potential mistress. They are Facebook friends. I checked her photos but couldn't find a match, but if other people want to take a look
>>68744605
Cool story Poland
>>68744515
#CruzScandal
>>68744126
Anyone know what's up with this? Is radaronline affiliated with national enquirer?
>>68744685
prob means cruz was fucking her BEFORE 2005 and she only found out then
>>68744690
But that's the problem isn't it
>>68744682
It's incredible. They've done literally everything wrong. Over and over and over again.
>>68744515
Agreed
>>68743718
#TheThing
MSNBC might talk about it here in a minute
>>68744557
WHY NOT BOTH?
>>68744625
#LyinWithTed
>>68744717
how many husbands has carpenter had sex with?
>>68744603
>#CruzScandal
i agree #CruzScandal is simpler and we should use that
>>68744202
What year? You don't even need to register to find someone in that pose. Look for the arm raise.
>>68744685
>>68744685
>>68744685
YUP
IF WE CAN FIND THE 2005 YEARBOOK FOR UT LAW THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE OUR TEACH IS IN THERE
>>68744669
I bet it was a private school teacher who wanted a voucher program / charter schools.
>>68744541
The article says "Austin schoolteacher." She's not a law professor you twat.
Time to go through all of these schools guys. Everybody pick one. https://www.austinisd.org/schools/campuses/h+mh
>>68744059
"After he was appointed solicitor general", is a very different wording than say "while he was solicitor general".
The wording implies that the affair began not long after he was appointed.
>>68743984
Rest now, resume with some high energy later
>>68744777
>#LyinWithTed
KEK has SPOKEN!!!!! You little maggots better start tweeting!
>>68744515
What are you talking about, #CruzSexScandal is already the top trend?
Goddammit someone needs to find who that teacher is...
>>68744717
ahahhaa
>>68743718
Just when you think you've got Trump figured out he lets this shit drop before good Friday.
It is Good Friday.
>#Cruzified
>Trump hasn't tweeted in 12 hours
Whats he planning!?!?!
>>68743809
>bus-TED
Stop adding the "pedo" part to this. You do it every fucking thread.
>>68744400
Triple doubles of truth. Very nice pal, very very nice, can't be denied those are the same pics.
>>68744800
I got Akins
>>68744828
Oh how I'd love to drop the teacher's identity on Easter.
>>68744655
cruz had to consult with schools in texas to make a submission on their behalf:
Texas
The board of trustees for each school district is to make guidelines for the saying of the Pledge once a day in every school. If a student does not wish to recite the Pledge, he need not do so, upon submission of a written request from his parent or guardian. Tex. Educ. Code Ann. § 25.082(b)-(c) (2005). - http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/pledge-of-allegiance-statutes-state-by-state
>>68744864
>#LyinWithTed
>>68744862
>Whats he planning!?!?!
Everything.
>>68744541
she may have been a student then and a teacher now, this Robyn Katz we've been looking for was a school teacher, then a law student, then a lawyer and school teacher again
>>68744862
It's still night/early morning in most of the US and he's a pretty old guy. Give him a little time to stretch and shower.
>>68744862
He's letting us find all 5. Then have the news start reporting on it so he can make a clever tweet about it.
>>68744816
8 hr limit for twitter tags.
That's why we need a new hashtag.
#CruzScandal
>>68743878
Innocent?
Leddit down again
>>68744864
Yes, that will cause ppl to trust it even less
SHUT IT DOWN
I need sleep, good luck finding the teach
>>68744907
I think it'd be smarter for Trump not to comment on it immediately, as evidence isn't really out there yet.
>>68743940
university of michigan, search 2000-2009 for "robyn" (remember, she could have married since then so can't trust katz)
found (too small) image matches for 2001 edition showing Alpha Chi Omega, Kinesiology, stuff on her linked in
some anon please look at 2001 michiganesian if you got the ten bucks burning a hole in yer pocket kek
Somehow I doubt this is true. You fags are just making us look desperate pushing bullshit from the fucking national enquirer
>>68744553
>leaving this much of a public trail
For some reason I though that sort of stupidity was exclusive to SF Bay hipster journalists. I guess they're fucking retarded sociopaths across the board.
>>68744923
Don't go against the memes. If you're gonna do that one include #LyinWithTed
>>68744922
>it's an easter egg hunt but the price is the destruction of one man's career
holy shit what a world
Why does Cruz take 5 second pauses after every sentence? It makes him look like a faggot.
>>68744893
He definitely didn't, and it wasn't on their behalf. Straya shit posting at it's finest.
>>68744819
>board of trustees for each school district
see >>68744893
Why hasn't good guy Drudge started reporting this
>>68744881
THIS SHIT'S GETTING REAL
>Having mistresses somehow ruins your political career in the USA
On our last 4 presidents, 2 had illegitimate children and two cheated on their wife / gf. It didn't ruin anything for them.
>>68744082
Holy shit. So much for "no known connection."
GO OP TO TED CRUZ'S PRIVATE FACEBOOK PAGE AT FB.COM/TEDCRUZ AND START SEARCHING THROUGH HIS FRIENDS.
BOTH SARAH ISGUR FLORES AND AMANDA CARPENTER ARE AMONGST THEM SO GO DO IT.
>>68744881
You can't convince me that Sarah Isgur Flores is not a man.
>>68744400
We need to expose the Amanda Carpenter angle first. Shills are getting you faggots sidetracked.
Get the media to AT LEAST admit the it's obviously Amanda Carpenter's photo on the far right and she tried to start a Trump blacklist recently.
Stop getting sidetracked by dumb shit.
>>68744960
it's not her chucklecuck
we need to keep looking and get the exact picture match
>>68744862
biding his time
It's trending on FB too..
You know the drill 4Chan bro. Tear this fucker apart.
>>68744945
haha fag. I have ADHD medication, so I can just pop a couple pills and stay up another 24 hours.
>>68744577
>https://www.periscope.tv/RTenfrancais/1LyxBYveMWoJN
Wouldn't doubt it. I don't know the details.
>>68743962
They're lying, Anon. It was twitter. #TheThing
>>68744553
Fuck, now I'm getting sidetracked. brb, watching The Thing movie.
>>68745009
Kek
>>68744976
It is most definitely true.
Cruz crucified on Easter. Trump is vicious.
Glory to the God Emperor Trump!
>>68744954
If he just tweeted something about it though, it'd get a lot more coverage and traction
>>68745017
sause or bernie shill
>>68744976
No, Breitbart already had part of the story.
It will all come out soon.
Next scandal for general election
Hillary Clinton may have had an affair with Bill Clinton
>>68745029
lazy fuck sleeps in until about 10am
>>68744605
Underrated post
>>68744923
Going to put in every good tag I can fit. the wider it goes, the better
I would bet money that #2 is Robyn Katz. I think we just need to find the picture the Enquirer used at this point.
Robyn Katz guys. I'm going to bed too. Goodnight.
That explains why his daughter hates his guts.
The children always figure it out.
>>68744908
Whoever edited the photos at the national enquirer didnt edit the hair on any of the 3 we have discovered, have we a picture of her with the same hair? Because the editing record shows our teacher will probably have the same hair as in the pic, just different color clothes.
>>68745029
I don't think they do a lot over night. It took them a few hours to report the Brussels thing.
>>68744976
Not about truth. Nothing but narritive now and Cruz preacher narritive is beginning to fray. Even if it isn't true the damage is done and he doesn't have Trump's ability to jangle keys as distraction.
>>68745114
Don't be ridiculous. Bill only fucks 15 year olds.
Weeeeeeeelllll that's enough MSNBC for one day. I'm already triggered after not even 10 minutes.
>>68743992
They are retarded and rioting over some change in work hours or something
>>68745073
Actually it was funnyjunk. They always seem to beat us to the best memes.
>>68745052
normies on FB will eat that shit UP!
good night pol, good luck, i await your findings when i wake up
>>68745045
She's the one on the left, you moron.
>>68745151
>triggered
get the fuck outta here Tumblr
New hash tags:
#LyinWithTed
and for Good Friday
#Cruzified
Old Hash Tags:
#CruzSexScandal
>>68745173
sleep tight pups
>>68745130
I'm sure their parents have fought over at least one of the instances of cheating. Sucks to be the kids in that scenario, I don't blame them.
>>68745035
Your degenerate politicians have destroyed your country. Perhaps you should be a little bit more selective.
fsd
>>68744819
i'm convinced its Katz but i can't find the matching foto
This is incredible.
How do we feel about Katrina Pierson post-Happening? Is she still based, or is she used goods?
>>68745128
NE wouldn't have moved heaven and earth to find a random picture of her though. They used Google Image search for the others
Heres a vid of the scandal so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4C66bDz6iA
>>68745035
Except Cruz is running as a diehard Christcuck
>>68744065
Kek is risen
>>68745173
sleep tight, pupper
>>68744828
Trump is the Hannibal of the modern media age. Think about it...
>>68745035
Well there are no people of european descent in your country so we understand that your standards are different.
Waiting for one of the mistresses to come out with the details.
Probably had them poop on him
>>68745205
Wow it's almost like I was being ironic or something you fucking newfag.
>>68744881
2nd step. Which ones Fiorina?
>>68744777
lucky 7s!
wew lad
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>>68745237
Martyr
>>68745130
Some should call child services on Ted
I feel sorry they have to live with that rat they call father.
This has absolutely been the best run-up to any presidential election in recent memory.
>Sobbing can be heard through the door of Ted Cruz's bed room. He sits on his bed, head heavy in his hands; a small tear falls from his eye. His cell phone has been ringing since four this morning. He woke up to find that his secret had been found out, thrown all over the vast internet. Ted had sat on the foot of his bed for hours, his wife no where to be seen.
>"Did she see my phone?," He said to himself quietly, still sobbing. He didn't know where to start. When did this happen? How? Why? "One second I was winning elections down in Texas and Utah....now..." Ted sniffles. His phone rings again. Ted Cruz decided to look at his phone this time, and he was surprised to see Jeb Bush was calling him.
>He picks up the phone.
>"J-Jeb? That you..?" Ted mumbles in a groggy tone. There is no answer on the other end. "Hello?" Why wasn't he answering, he thought to himself. He could hear background sound, but no voice. He yelled into his phone, "Jeb! Can you hear me?!"
to be Continued...
Hahaha YES
>>68745235
Me too, there's hardly any pictures of this bitch.
>>68745237
She sacrificed herself to Kek. She's bold.
>>68745173
sleep tight, pupper
tfw by the time Americans start properly waking up and breaking this news on MSM outlets, you will be fast asleep.
>>68745235
Schoolteacher implies grades K-12. Not a college professor.
>>68745237
Bro, a lot of already thought this was happening.
>>68745213
Digits and #LyinwithTed it is
#Cruzsexscandal is too plain
Poor little Marco
http://archive.is/D8ZBS
https://twitter.com/renee4rubio/status/709360689417052166
>>68745035
America's a lot more uptight about this stuff than France.
And it's a big fucking deal if your main voter base (evangelical Christians) doesn't like it.
>>68745237
There were whisperings before of a possible relationship between Cruz and Katrinia. I like her as a person, never understood waifuong 3DPD
>>68745237
She was a tool and that tool is no longer needed.
I'm sure she'll keep her role for now and all but he job is done once she confirms.
>>68744243
Some of their biggest investors are cruz supporters. People like to think they're pro-trump, but they're just not anti-trump. They've been very pro-cruz.
>>68745238
but the others were public figures. i get what you're saying but i think it's possible that her photo could have been acquired in a different way because she's an unknown.
>>68745099
http://findlawimages.com/efile/supreme/briefs/02-1624/02-1624.mer.ami.texas.pdf
That's the brief filed. Non-parties file amicus briefs on behalf on appellant/respondents in order to argue for them if they believe it will affect public policy in their states.
Since Texas is a christ-fag state, they filed an amicus brief arguing that the school district in CA should win. Cruz had no contact with anyone from that school and doesn't have to "consult" with anyone to file an amicus brief concerning matters of law.
>>68745270
I seriously think hashtags can trend for days
>>68745254
Cruz is surely of european descent lol
What happens if Katrina saved raunchy/incriminating texts, emails, evidence etc. and handed them over to Trump when she became his spokesperson?
Trump could very well be sitting on a fucking goldmine of evidence that would end Cruz's career.
>>68745235
http://www.e-yearbook.com/sp/eybb?school=27&year=2003
Look for the arm raise and blank background.
>>68745303
It's like GG on steroids if the corruption and cover ups turn out to be true.
>>68744895
>Implying your unending retardation has anything to do with Reddit
>Implying your dad shouldn't have pulled out instead of shooting that greasy load into his sister to create you
do we know anything at all about the teacher?
>>68745131
no but our guess has been it's probably from a yearbook possibly from 10 years ago and most photos found have been more recent
>>68745237
>>68745325
Yeah, wasn't there actually a number of threads about her and Cruz fucking, months ago?
>>68745322
exactly she works at akins high school
>>68745322
she is a high school teacher, and also a lawyer
>>68744960
>>68745042
>>68745042
>>68745042
>>68745042
THIS
No Robyn, but I found a Robin Rogers who studied at UT Austin
>>68745363
fucking leafposters
I've never felt so much disgust toward a country
>>68743718
>>68743899
>>68743980
>>68744051
>>68744059
>>68744116
>>68744202
>>68744205
>>68744297
>>68744541
Hello 4channers. I'm an attorney, currently retained in a consulting capacity for the Cruz campain and the RNC. I just wanted to thank you all for the generous work you're doing helping spot threats to our campaign and make them known to us. Every link you post will let us know which webmasters to contact, and which people to notify so that they can remove any trace of evidence from the internet. It really makes it convenient; all we have to do is sit in this thread, watching you "research" then post links. You're literally doing our work FOR us.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do NOT use archive.it when you find any kind of leads or evidence, incriminating tweets and facebook posts. It gives us time to remove all the content you find, which is much harder to do when that content has been archived.
PLEASE DO NOT INSTALL EXTENSIONS IN FIREFOX TO MAKE IT EASIER TO ARCHIVE LINKS.
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
DO NOT INSTALL THIS!
STOP RIGHT THERE!
REMAIN SWEATSHOP WORKERS WHO DO IT FOR FREE!
BE A CRUZ MISSILE SUCKERS!
If you don't use archive.is right when you find something, you're a CruzMissile!
TOGETHER WE'LL STOP TRUMP AND TAKE THE COUNTRY FOR THE ANNOINTED PRIESTS LIKE TED CRUZ!
>>68745213
#PleasureCruz
>>68744210
MAGAgeddon
Need pic
>>68745322
she taught at mendez middle school 10 years ago and akins high school now
>>68745109
Holy shit, this is Allum basically confirming that this was the story that was censored by Shapiro.
Holy fuck boys, it happened.
>>68745405
Holy shit. Ted's cheesey asshole will be trending by this time tomorrow. Screencap this.
>if we tweet the accounts of news anchors something, they will air it
>>68745418
Just that she is/was an "Austin schoolteacher" and the affair started after Cruz was appointed Solicitor General of Texas in 2003.
>>68745235
>>68745304
>>68745322
At the time of the suspected affair she was at Mendez Middle School AISD.
Just before she went to the Law School Ted was teaching at.
>>68745042
> how could i not have thought to check if Ted Cruz had a private facebook
Everyone on /pol/ is in these threads
Did Cruz's campaign die the same day Jesus did?
>>68745411
I know, it's amazing.
SOMEBODY POST THE RULE THAT HASHTAGS CAN ONLY TREND 8 HOURS IT IS NOT HERE
https://support.twitter.com/articles/101125
IF WE CHANGED THE HASHTAG AND DONT GET IT TRENDING WE HAVE FUCKED OURSELVES
>>68744149
MILITARY-GRADE MEMES
Ted tried recruiting Applied Memetics to fight us, but only found himself taken out by our SOF memes.
>>68744605
>indonesian bants
We taught you well, former colony.
>>68745491
Wew lad
Keep it rolling 4chan bros.
>>68743718
Kek even emma sulkowicz's mattress is jumping on rato's scandal
>>68745442
How do you know its Akins?
>>68744920
He only sleeps five hours a night dude
He doesn't want to say anything because he doesn't want to interrupt this course or be seen as a petty asshole for jumping on the fact this guy cheated on his wife.
He made that tweet earlier, but that was to force Cruz to play his hand, and it turns out Cruz was sitting on a couple aces when Trump had a full house.
>>68745466
What the fuck did you just spew out your whatever, you little loser? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, I’ve been involved in numerous hot bids on NYC real estates, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in gorilla undercutting and I’m the top navigator in the entire US centipede forces. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will out-compete the fuck out of you with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, dummy. As we speak I am contacting my fully-disclosed network of attorneys across the USA and your lawyer is being contacted right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime. I can settle with you in over seven hundred ways, and I never settle cases! Not only am I extensively trained in the art of the deal, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Trump Organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assets off the face of the continent, you low-energy loser. If only you could have known what unpresidential retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dummy. I will build walls all around you and you will pay for it. You’re fucking stumped, kiddo.
(Thanks for the advice)
>>68745313
Ted must have pissed her off. Or her support for Trump was all to throw off the scent of rato
NOO CRUZ SENPAI YOUR MARRIED
#CruzSexScandal
>>68745042
if cruz's wife was feeling suicidal cause ted was boning girl #1 it's unlikely he would friend her if his wife knew her name
if heidi never found out her name she might be there though, but if your wife goes apeshit like that it sounds like she found evidence somewhere like a voicemail or email
>>68745611
I can't believe this is playing out so perfectly
This is better than any fictional drama
trump is a mad genius
>>68745605
we found her work history, she also previously worked at mendez middle school 10 years ago
NEW THREAD
>>68745599
NEW THREAD
>>68745599
NEW THREAD
>>68745599
NEW THREAD
>>68745599
NEW THREAD
>>68745599
>>68745599
>>68745599
>>68745599
>>68745567
I GOOGLED 8 HOUR TWITTER HASHTAG RULE AND GOT NOTHING
>>68743718
Seems like a story he would leak about himself.
No one cares. And, it actually humanizes him. Women will think it makes him manly.
This will boost him.
>>68745567
the other hastag hashtag is only backup if #CruzSexScandal stops trending i think
anyway you can vote for multiple hastags here
http://strawpoll.me/7178713/
>>68745041
There is no connection to Cruz. The connection is to Carly "that face" Fiorina.
>>68745565
Operation Spear of Longinius was a roaring success
>>68745491
We need to recreate this bot somehow. Snuffed out way too soon.
Emperor Trump will awaken soon and start tweeting ...
>>68745541
Except she didn't go to the law school he was an adjuct professor at. He taught at UT-Austin, which is an excellent law school. She went to Texas Tech's law school.
That fact is incorrect.
Is the second yearbook picture a Facebook photo or a yearbook photo? If it's a Facebook photo, it makes it somewhat easier for us to find her.
>>68743718
This only helps Ted. Gives him press.
>>68745614
Allow me to remind you that we're scraping this site of all links, and our team of H1-B Goldman Sachs poo in loos are working overtime to contact webmasters and deliver cease and desist letters in defense of TRUSTED Ted Cruz for President!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
YOU REALLY HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR FREE ANONS!
PLEASE DO NOT INSTALL EXTENSIONS IN FIREFOX TO MAKE IT EASIER TO ARCHIVE LINKS.
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now
>>68745567
If s, mght I suggest again,
#CruzScandal with all info in OP and prior threads
This is about more than sexual liasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4C66bDz6iA
>>68745539
>>68745539
I'll help. But I have to go soon. So you faggots need to do the work.
1. Start looking at the school districts in Austin. If you are an Austinfag even better because you can probably just go find some year books. It's Friday so you should be able to make some phone calls to the Unified School District during office hours and ask how to obtain the info.
2. Look at faculty records for, say 2003 to 2005.
3. Find your match.
>>68744128
>/r/cruzforpresident
Yeah right no way they'd start a campaign against their boy.
>>68745757
It doesn't work the same way that it does with Trump buddy
>>68745689
Lol. It's too bad this one dropped after Utah. I think it would have set a record for the world's fastest drop in the polls.
>>68745533
https://twitter.com/billritter7/status/712080570499653633
News anchors tend to be very bored most days
>>68745689
>Boost
>when his biggest voting block is built on his being a good Christian and having Christian values
Yeah nah
Robyn F. Katz
http://www.animallawsection.org/officers/
obyn began teaching at Mendez Middle School, where I taught 6th grade Science and coached girls’ soccer. With a passion for the law, Robyn decided to return to school for my law degree, and attended Texas Tech University School of Law. While at Texas Tech School of Law
http://www.beyond.com/B27FC12C-8CA2-4F45-AAB7-614033C14340
Science Teacher (6th Grade)/Athletics Coach
Austin Independent School District // Aug '05 - May '07
Mendez Middle School (Austin Independent School District) Austin, TX
>>68745293
continued...
>Just as Ted yelled into his phone, he could hear himself echo from outside his door, as if Jeb..or his phone, were on speaker right outside. Ted became very nervous. He remembered the stories Jeb had told him about his father and brother and the weird things they were into. He regretted at that moment ever working so closely with the Bush family. Ted became frantic and hung up the phone. A shadow could be seen on the little bit of light trickling in from under of his bed room door.
>He jumped up quickly and locked the door, running into his closet. He thought about Donald Trump, and how this was all his fault. "If that Yankee bastard never..."
>Ted could hear someone trying to enter the room. He knew he had failed his overlords, and his time was done. He reached up to the top shelf of his closet and pulled down his Colt 1911. He loaded one bullet into it, ready to give his last thought to Heidi and his daughters. Right as he pulled the trigger however, he couldn't help but think of Donald Trump one last time....it was too late. He had won.
>>68745466
>implying it isn't all archived now anyway
You don't even have to go into controlled opposition mode, this isn't our first rodeo.
>>68745770
Do you have one for chrome?
>>68745614
Amazing
Post yfw Katrina leaks Ted's dick pic
>>68743962
no, DoD memetic command station
>>68745405
If you think about it, he may have played dumb about the issue so that Cruz would stay in the race long enough to eliminate the opposition. Then, he'd kill his campaign, take his votes, and sweep the primary.
I'm willing to bet there's a something similar packed away for Hillary.
>>68745491
>Tay knew
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Please get off of Katz. Dont turn this into witch hunt. Find the exact picture or don't. Quit trying to find something that isn't there. You'll end up accusing an innocent person which makes the whole effort look bad.
>>68744944
its streight up internal server error now. Damn yall be some crazy sons of bitches
>>68746108
I think we ruled her out already, she's safe.
>>68746108
This.
Anyone who posts women without the exact photo are hereby falseflags and shills. Get 'em out.
Exact photo or bust. Get back to work.
>>68745611
He knows he doesn't have to get his hands dirty. He knows his internet people will jump at the chance to do that for him and he knows we love every minute of it.
>>68746108
Yeah yeah. I finally ran out of autism on her.
If you can't find the teacher - look for the escort.
The thumbnails looks like a promotional still you'd find on a brothel website.
>>68745173
Sleep tight little pupper
g-guys are we becoming overpowered with meme magic? I feel like we're wielding too much power.
I'm personally ok with us having only gotten 3 out of the 5 whores.
just kidding, I feel like a failure
>Not that it's a new feeling or something though.
Is everybody dead..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4C66bDz6iA
>>68745270
We already have a hashtag and it's been trending #1 worldwide you egnoramaus
>>68745567
#TrumpRally Trended for 2 days straight. Autists need to GTFO
