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CRUZ IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES. TOP TRENDING HASHTAG ON TWITTER
>CRUZ FUCKED 5 WOMEN WHILE MARRIED
>HEIDI WAS ON SUICIDE WATCH IN 2005
>TRUMP WAS RIGHT AGAIN
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>>68729538
hello rat0
>>68737640
He's in twuuble
goodbye rato
did he actually do it /pol?
I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with myself come November, this campaign has been beyond anything I could have possibly imagined and it isn't even the conventions yet
CRUZ SUPER PAC DOJNATED 500000 TO CARLY FIORINAS CAMPAIGN
HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?!
KEEP FOLLOWING THIS SHIT
>>68737640
This man is getting absolutely cruzified
>>68737869
Someone tribute this please
>leddit broken
>number one trending on twitter
noice
>>68737934
sarah isgur flores worked for Carly's campaing.
the $500,000 was hush money
god bless america
take me in, oh tender women
>LEDDIT DOWN
>KIKEBART DOWN
>KATRINA INSTAGRAM PRIVATED
ITS REAL
Lol at all those evangelist and mormon rubes who voted for him because of his "strong christian values".
>>68737980
so is that Amanda Carpenter bitch
>>68737640
How fucked is the establishment since they are rallying behind the rat?
>>68738310
theyre done. this is the straw that breaks the elephants back. its trump or bust
Poor Cruz, here's a song for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYF6_T7nNIk
>>68738310
>How fucked is the establishment
Do you even have to ask this question?
>>68738491
I want to know if it's fucked or really, really damn fucked.
look like he played his....TRUMP card
>>68738579
its habbening tier.
>>68738168
I guess we know why shes always chanting anyone but Trump on cnn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZpqfrIzxRc
>>68738579
Right now just fucked.
If Trump gets the most delegates or whatever and establishment repubs go with a brokered convention to fuck him, then it is really, really damn fucked.
This is as much of a non-story as Benghazi. There's nothing here except your own fever dreams. Cruz will not be affected by any of this.
>>68737640
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
If meme magic can elevate Trump it can certainly destroy Cruz. Be careful with it guys. We don't know it's full potential yet
>Trump being the favorite of AIPAC
>muh bad Cruz
oh fuck, /pol/ was really taken over
Holy shit #CruzSexScandal is top trending Worldwide!!!
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>68737909
tacobell is owned by the chinese
Guys I haven't been following this for the last few days. Can someone greentext the story? For those of us who haven't been around?
CNN is live
now we wait
>>68739598
>Super PAC involved with Cruz runs an attack ad against Trump's wife
>Trump warns Cruz to be careful or he'll "spill the beans"
>Cruz doesn't apologize or anything
>National Inquirer releases a story on Ted Cruz potentially having sex with five women while he was married
>one of these is Hurricane Katrina
>this was timed just right to make Cruz seem like a slimey douchebag instead of Trump being a bully
>this was also timed just before the Winner Take All Wisconsin caucus which Cruz was on the verge of winning
>>68739365
>CHYNA
trending worldwide now lads
>>68739775
i fixed this shitty image a while ago
>>68739775
Holy shit this is amazing! He truly, truly, cannot be stumped. Who is Katrina? How is Trump so incredibly nimble to have this kind of information?
"Donald Trump, you leave Heidi the hell alone! (I certainly have...)"
>>68740199
Katrina Pierson. Pretty sure she's Trump's campaign PR manager. She's really good at it too. You can find some vids of her dunking people on youtube.
>>68740371
underrated
More OC
visually similar search this, see if we can't bruteforce that headshot out of the internet
Holy shit could Cruz ever recover from such stumping ?
I got bored. I made this.
>>68741325
Fugg... Here.
http://imgur.com/Ny5SmD0
People, sex life of this poor man is none of your business. So what if he slept with 5 girls? You only pretend to care about his politics, but actually you are just misandrists what harass him solely for reason of him daring to be the only one male candidate that can compete with Hilary. MRA and redpill stand with Cruz! MRA and redpill stand against boogergate! Stop #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68739775
>wisonsin was gonna vote cruz
The middle part of America is truly stupid and full of white guilt idiots.
>>68741073
After being Pastor Cruz for the past three months?
Shaming is exactly what this narcissistic psychopath deserves.
>>68741413
Really bro? Imgur? For fucks sake. Heres the pic
>>68741501
N one wants a man so dishonest or with so little impulse control in charge of a country. Or dumb enough to get caught.
>>68741501
Except Cruz is married and is running on his platform of "The True Conservative", and all the moral high ground implications that come with that, including portraying himself as a hardcore Christian. It's over.
>>68738847
Oh fuck off.
>non-story
A non-story is that "Drumpf" bullshit or saying Trump is racist because of made up bullshit.
Bengazi caused American deaths.
This is a man running a campaign based solely on how much of a "Christian" and Saint he is while he's abusing his family and trying to fuck anything that moves.
He should just drop out. All of his current votes were won using deceit.
Far from a non-story faglord.
>Heidi Cruz has suicide attempt on August 22, 2005
>Hurricane Katrina strikes very next day
M E M E
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>>68741678
>>68741734
Come on guys, was I being too subtle? I was just mocking anti-gamergate logic
>>68741806
HE AWAKENS
PRAISE HIM
PRAISE HIM
PRAISE KEK
>>68741758
>Thinking anyone gives a shit.
This may have impacted voters in the Mormon and other super religious states, but it is too late for that. And Donald's record is hardly any better.
This is a non issue till some woman comes forward screaming rape.
Is there any proof guys?
>>68741501
nicely memed
This is irrelevant. Only the National Enquirer, a tabloid nobody reads or take seriously is reporting on this. Trending on Twitter is nice, but unless the MSM picks up on it, and they won't even if it's true, Cruz's poll numbers won't go down even 0.1%.
>>68742315
This is the primary. Ted's conservative bible thumping base get a lot of their news from the new media online.
>Ted Cruz is hideous inside and out
>Ted Cruz has had sex multiple times
whats your excuse for being a virgin?
Cruz fucked Amanda Carpenter?
Haha from one Canadian to another - nice job buddy she is a babe!
>>68742406
The rural states that vote for the guy who praises Jesus the most are done. Anyone voting for him now are progressives doing anything they can to keep who they see as Hitler 2.0 out of office.
>>68742433
>Carpenter
>not Pierson
#CRUZMISSILE IN MY PANTS
Is there any hard evidence at all on this? Like any...? National Inquirer
>>68742315
Clings ... Clings solo very hard.
>>68743176
heaps of high quality memes confirm it
>>68743176
I would say it doesn't really matter to the average voter.
It's all about perception.
>>68743176
'''''Gawker''''' reports that the National Enquirer story wasn't even yet online, but somehow Gawker got its hands on the Enquirer's article. Hrmph ? Hrmph ?
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
As of now, people only have a screenshot of the Enquirer front page to go by.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
JUSTICE FOR TEDS WIFE
>>68743176
>Is there any hard evidence at all on this?
Part of the fun of this is hoping that more information comes pouring out as we keep digging. I hope there is because it would make things more interesting, but if not I've still had some fun watching it all unfold.
>>68743577
The article is on newsstands now.
>>68743702
for the love of god
please make this a meme/tweet
>>68743768
I hate Cruz but he's fucked some decent bitches.
>>68741053
try this
dubs if its truely over for him [it is]
>>68744146
we don't need your weak memes
>>68744012
After seeing his wife I can understand why he'd go for attention elsewhere.
>>68744279
I bet she was decent 10 years ago. I'd imagine being married to such a creep would take it's toll on ya.
>>68743577
It sounds fake, whatever though if it turns out to be true it would be amazing.
>>68743768
I thought his wife was the love of his life
Guys! I'm scared!
I know we joke about "meme magic" but what if it's actually real?
What if the really is some otherworldly entity making memes transcend cyberspace into reality?
Did Trumps men post the GQ Melanie stuff so they could do this?
can you blame him?
she's a 10/10
HAHA get on board @noGenocideToday #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68744520
There is only one omnipotent wizard capable of such things, and his name is Trump
>>68738847
Checks flag. Go home and fix things with your wife, Ted.
>>68741501
I just hate Canadians desu.
>>68744279
Have you seen him?
>>68737640
Fucked 5 women while married
>not alpha by this board's standards
/pol/ has always been this pathetic.
>>68742427
He's loaded and is a politician.
>>68737640
>Sex scandal
So every politician ever ?
Not sure how relevant it is. Clinton has much worse skeletons in her closet and she isn't worried the least.
But oh well it's Cruz. Good riddance
>>68745069
>It's Alpha to cheat on your wife who's been by your side since the beginning.
>>68738070
SOMEONE SHOULD SEND THIS TO TRUMP
LIKE NOW
THIS SHIT WILL GO A *LONG* WAY
>>68737915
You are a monumental loser for caring considering your country.
University of texas law 2004 grads that look similar for the other anon
>>68745786
It's obviously Willy Wong
>yfw Ted fathered the child out of wedlock
>yfw Mormons commit mass suicide after supporting an adulterer.
>>68743577
Gawker trying to lose another 115 million?
>>68745786
>Le Willy Wong
>>68738070
Holy shit his nose matches perfectly yet it is not mentioned at all!
> tfw the nose struck again
>>68739170
I PUSH
MY
FINGERS
INTO MY
EYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
IT'S THE
ONLY THING
THAT
SLOW STOPS THE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHE
[satanist neocon intensifies]
>>68738070
exact fucking match
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68747719
hello Cheater
>>68746033
Lol is this real? Thats like a fucking drawing of Ted Cruz
>>68747719
hello cheater
We got nothing else. At this point, we are just waiting for another prominent paper to confirm the story and let it hit the cable news
>>68737869
god he literally can not make a full smile
>>68737640
Where are proofs? (Beyond National Inquirer)
It's incredibly suspect that this just "appeared" on /pol/.
https://strawpoll.me/7178960
I have to say, this is just crazy. This is just nuts.
>>68742427
Complete and utter lack of interest.
>>68738070
Anyone who resembles Mr punch from Punch and Judy is a hell bound cunt.
Burn at stake plz
>>68748775
For you shitters that showed up late to the party, it may as well have. Do you even National Enquirer, Destroyer of Candidacies?
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68748721
>>68748775
read: >theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/
Now people in the media are coming out and admitting they sat on this story, that in some circles the rumor of Cruz having affairs was known. Team Rubio dubbed it #TheThing and was pushing for reporters to release the information they had on this scandal.
>>68738070
Kek
Any1 have the suicide letter?
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68738070
>a deceitful head
>that bump
>Kyle was right
>He's looking at other girls while kissing his wife.
I genuinely feel bad for his wife.
>>68737934
What did you expect?
A beaner who likes to screw beaners.
His wife looks like a Zika babby.
>endorses cruz
>sex scandal breaks out
>yeb! goes down again with the sinking ship
seriously, this guy just cant do anything right in his life. he continues to get stump by the trump it's pathetic.
>>68748775
Nope, Marco Rubio staffers knew about it and were saving it in case they needed it.
I went to sleep last night but holy shit HOW THE FUCK DID WE MANAGE THIS?
>>68747719
hello cheater
I love how we're helping the god emperor in silence. MAGA!
HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE AND LIES
>>68738384
>t. australian man
>>68737869
How could she? She is ruined
>be ted cruz
>open twitter
>start to stalk your former lovers and/or rape victims and/or potential Zodiac hits
>see this
>>68745069
Since when did /pol/ condone that shit?
>looks at flag
Oh.
Which one of you wonderful bastards is behind this tweet
>>68737640
>Media not talking about this
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68749713
they will
what i am really wondering is HOW DID WE GET THIS TRENDING? I REMEMBER LAST NIGHT I WAS LIKE KEEP SPAMMING THE HASHTAG. ANd I went to bed thinking we wouldn't succeed. How did you do it /pol/?
>>68748775
Why? We're Trump's internet people. We can be relied on to sling his mud without making him look vindictive.
>how many BJs would she have to do to get to a million dollars
wew lad
is rato really fucked? what if he just plays it off somehow? what if this shit isn't true at all?
>>68748726
You're on the right track here.
>>68749506
I really, really, really like this image
>>68749890
better question is if msm will even talk about it today most likely they never will and the only people that saw it were people on twitter tonight
>>68749506
>He's reading the magazine backwards
>>68749890
Well its definitely true in part, becuase a major reporter has confirmed that two of the mistresses are correct, and another guy who had said he had a "bombshell" story a few months ago (but never published said story) revealed that this was his story.. so its definitely true... But #cruzmissile is already trying to spin this into a thing that shouldn't be brought up in public. So its possible (but extremely unlikely) he will survive. The next 24 hours are going to be a bumpy right for El Rato, and he will most likely crash and burn.
>>68748864
>https://strawpoll.me/7178960
You're kidding me, House Music, aren't you?
House of Cards completely fell apart in latter seasons and were it not for the phenomenon of binge watching no one would have ever made it through season 3, much less 2.
If Claire weren't the MILF she is, and were the production value not as high, this would have been dropped like Cruz' ratings.
>>68747719
hello Cheater
>>68747719
hello cheater
Has any of you americucks contacted the media?
>>68744012
Agreement trending
We are now StopTrump people, how does this make you feel CruzMissile?
>>68738579
Blacked.com tiers of fucked
>>68747719
Hello cheater
>>68749944
well, they talked about him fucking over carson
i think as soon as trump reacts to it they will talk about it
>>68750028
that's still not enough 'proof'
i wish one of the whores confirmed it
>>68747719
hello Cheater
>>68740371
Kek
>>68750189
what trump has to do is make a simple tweet like
"wow hope this is not true.. very disgusting"
WE DID IT!
CRUZ SEX SCANDAL ON DRUDGE!
http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/94574273-8-things-you-need-to-know-about-ted-cruzs-sex-scandal
https://twitter.com/AY4WEB/status/713331441711652864
Is she right?
>>68739170
And like hillary, mrs. cruz will act like nothing happened. Same with huma. "muh paycheck".
>>68742014
Kill yourself shill. How many hours are you wasting shilling for your sinking candidate?
>>68737640
That look she gives him, as she longs for the BRC
>>68737640
So I've been out of the circle for about a day and a half now, just lightly checking in here and there.
So Cruz banged 5 women while married? How do we know this? Has he chimed in and denied or confirmed + apologized yet, and why does this kill the rato? Because he is running on traditional Christian values of not banging 5 women while you're married, and his voter base will abandon him now?
>>68750340
HOLY
FUCK
What do you think Ted is doing right now?
>>68750437
Preparing his lies
>>68750437
eating boogers for breakfast
>>68750340
Not on the website or tweeted by him at all
I believe I have found a name worth looking into regarding one of the mystery women. Melanie Schwartz-Israel
>>68750419
bonus: he recently attacked Trump with his marriage
this is essentially equivalent to tatooing "LYIN' TED" on his forehead
>>68750516
Faceberg
>>68750419
>So Cruz banged 5 women while married?
Yes. Several media outlets have known this for weeks, but chose not to publish to support Cruz.
>How do we know this?
National Enquirer report, confirmed by Breitbart reporter. They would've published it first, but Ben Shapiro forced them to stand down.
>Has he chimed in and denied or confirmed + apologized yet, and why does this kill the rato?
No one involved has said a word yet.
GUY AMANDA CARPENTER HAS NIT TWEETED IN THENLAST 12 HOURS
CONFIRMED FOR HAPPENING
CONFIRMED FOR HAPPENING
>>68738579
They're only truly fucked if they have Bernie Sanders as the democratic nominee. Otherwise they aren't that worried. The GOP establishment though, those fuckers are scared shitless about becoming the modern Whig party. Their shit is more fucked up than a Sunday morning Jollibee order.
>>68750694
Today is such a great day
KEEP IT GOING BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3MoMpsLT-c
>>68750694
trump hasn't tweeted in 13h ...
i want to know what he's doing...
>>68750354
>fake ad drops slut shaming melania
>trump strikes back, gives no fucks if it's real or not
>says will release what he knows, el raton whines
>trump drops five gals story
>trump can't say shit because muh marla maples
>evangelicals up in arms HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>cruz comes on TV with Falwellesque teary apology
>all is forgiven on the surface, but he will get no more Christian vote
>mrs cruz says fuck this rat joins trump campaign
>cruz jumps off brooklyn bridge into net and taken away to arkham asylum
That'll teach them to slut shame.
MAGA
>>68749331
I really hope that trump gives him a job as "guy that stands around swatches trumps massive successes", so he basically gets his soul crushed watching trump succeed over and over, and also does useless shit like put 2 ice cubes in melania's drink and is forced to wear a jester cap.
>>68750437
Holding the Bible high
>>68750763
wait, what?
do you have it?
>>68750763
do you have it?
And just like that, we have made 200,000 people believe a gossip story.
>>68750771
Sitting back and watching. He doesn't need to do anything, this will unravel on its own.
holy fuck is anyone still listening https://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
>>68750189
well actually one of the whores 'liked' a tweet about the story
>>68750694
She's dead boys!! We need to avenge her!!
>>68750908
>implying it's not true
We've known about Katrina and Ted getting fucky fucky for months
Sell your rune scims boys
>>68750694
I believe there's some sort of Christian holiday happening this weekend
So how big is this in the american mainstream media?
>>68737934
god damn, cruz is alpha as fuck.
>>68737640
What was that Trump tweet about "spilling the beans about your wife?" in response to the Cruz poster attacking Mrs Trump?
Glass houses, stones etc
>>68741501
piss off slav.
stay out of US domestic politics.
you are in over your head and talking like a zika babby.
>>68750763
WHERE DID YOU GO HUNGARY, DO YOU HAVE THIS WHORE'S PICTURE OR NOT
>>68751067
Not a damn word, that should tell you something is going on.
>>68750886
>>68750819
somebody posted the cover of the magazine which had different parts of the faces blurred out.
Someone asked to put the two pictures together but sadly the cover pic is horrible in quality.
>>68751067
America is sleeping right now, give it some time before the MSM starts talking about this
>>68751090
Probably about her working for trying to form the North American Union, an open borders group
Post Cruz's face when he wakes up!
>>68751274
>North American Union
i wonder how long that would last
>>68747719
Hello cheater
Switch tactics. Tweet Trump supports hedi in her time of need.
Why is cruz scandal no where trending on my twitter for me???
>>68751566
There's no need to involve Trump in this at all. Let Cruz fall to pieces on his own.
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68751582
maybe you have it set to tailored twitter or maybe its set at a weird region
Looks like not even Breitbart is going to cover it.... what a waste of time
>>68751664
THEY'RE HIDING IT
CRUZ REALLY IS THERE LAST DEFENSE AGAINST A TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
drop dead ted
>https://twitter.com/TopCapitalist/status/713335382117457920
drop dead ted
>https://twitter.com/TopCapitalist/status/713335382117457920
At last...the masterstroke. Cruz had already lost this wife war, he just didn't know it.
>>68751720
THEY ARE DELETING EVERYTHING
TREND IS GONE
NWO IN FULL COVERUP MODE
>>68751624
nonsense. This is to pick up the women vote.
#CruzSexScandal trend is on and off in my United States trends.
Sometimes is there, sometimes it's not
>>68751904
Don't make him a whiteknight
Holy shit Trump confirmed for securing the woman vote.
>>68751982
Hell it's not even that. Let the dust settle before he just looks like a creep working his way in on a dead fish that got dumped overboard.
>>68742107
Who need proves in USA ?
>>68742107
yeah stone cold said so
>>68742427
He's sullied the very act and forever ruined sex in general
wow they're really trying to cover this up
>>68737640
Do you morons actually think this will hurt Cruz.
If anything this will boost his numbers. People would be more willing to vote for an alpha male like Ted Cruz that can slay tons of pussy.
>>68751998
Are you kidding me? Women will flock to vote for the alpha male Ted now.
>presidential race has turned into a waifu war
PRAISE KEK
>>68751566
WE ARE IN OUR MOST DANGEROUS STAGE. WE ARE MEME'ING HARD
SHILLS MAY BE IN OUR MIDST...ATTEMPTING US TO STUMP OURSELVES AND TRUMP BY MEME'ING ANYTHING THAT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS "MISOGYNIST"
DONT STUMP YOURSELF. DONT JUST MEME -- MEME SMART
THIS COULD BE A SHILL. OR JUST A STUPID PERSON.
>>68752208
>>68752221
Sorry shills, but Cruz is dependant on devout Christian voters, and you know Christians don't like married men who have multiple affairs
>>68747719
Hello cheater
>>68750771
he's letting it simmer and allowing others to do the work so he won't be held responsible
>>68737640
WHY ISN'T THE NEWS TALKING ABOUT IT YET?
>>68749190
First night tweeting amidoinitright?
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68752350
Because this is a false story.
>>68750340
8 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
>SERIOUSLY, 8 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
HERE ARE 8 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
THERE HAPPENS TO BE 8 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
INCLUDED IN THIS ARTICLE ARE 8 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
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>>68752208
>>68752221
I can't even tell if you're being sarcastic.
You're really comparing the sex appeal of this lawyer with the soul of an accountant to the sex appeal of Donald John Trump?
>>68744012
^ WE WUZ spotted
(muh dik muh fuggah)
>>68752350
Because they need more reliable sources other than bat boy magazine
Even if it does hit MSM, it will be good for Cruz. People want to vote for an alpha male.
HE HAS AWOKEN
>>68747719
helloCheater
>>68750341
>https://twitter.com/AY4WEB/status/713331441711652864
Yes it's on the shelves near the cash registers at most grocery stores.
Bill O'Reilly's tweeted about it. Is this the highest profile "endorsement" we have right now?
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68742427
I wish I was one. Mono fucking sucks ass. I feel like I'm dying all the time and it's been like this for weeks.
Cruz probably has some terribad STD which is ruining his life as we speak.
>>68752482
made me check
>>68737640
Poor Heidi. She was probably thinking no one else would want that creepy Cruz character when she married him. Now even his kids hate him... Cruz, it's time to end your campaign. You have shown yourself to be dishonest and dare I say it... unsavory!
>>68752482
fuck you with your fake bullshit.
>>68752208
Right now the only ones voting for Ted Cruz are far right religious nuts. This will kill their motivation to vote for him.
And no one will ever out alpha Trump.
>>68752482
fake, but kek'd
>>68752208
You're retarded arn't you?
>>68752533
Sharing a beer with a slut isn't sex, lad
>>68752482
>I Told you
Fake, try harder next time. Trump doesn't use incorrect grammar.
>>68752509
>741 followers
>>68752208
>>68752221
Shilling this hard. .. faggots
>>68752509
that's fake u stupid fuck
>>68752597
At least I'm not a cuck.
>>68752482
The ugly part, Don, no. Just go for he was dishonest or something.
>>68752482
>I told you his wife was ugly!
DONALD, PLS STOP WINNING SO MUCH
>>68752509
HOLY
S H I T
H
I
T
THERE ARE SHILLS HERE TRYING TO INSERT MISOGYNIST MEME MAGIC IN HERE TO FUCKING RUIN THIS ENTIRE THING
IF TRUMP COMES OUT OF THIS WITH THE SLIGHTEST TINGE OF "MUHSOGYNY" IT WILL BE A PYRRHIC VICTORY FOR US ONCE RATO IS DEAD
MEME CAREFULLY -- CALL OUT SHILLS
>>68744520
His name is Kek and we are well aware of it already
>>68752509
>shilling the obvious fake account
>>68747719
hello cheater
(chit, I am already bald)
SHAPIRO DID THIS
BAD BOY BENNY
Nothing to see here folks. Grown adults have sex, it's what they do.
>>68750694
Sarah Flores hasn't tweeted since then either.
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
REPORTER FOR THE WASHINGTON TIMES CONFIRMS ITS LEGIT
>>68752573
How can people vote for him when his family hates him? What will people say when they don't want to show themselves together in public?
Dysfunctional presidential family? I don't see that.
>>68752482
>I told you his wife is ugly
ABSOLUTE. FUCKING. MADMAN
>wake up to THIS
>Cruzrats on absolute suicide watch on FB
>Twitter blowing the fuck up
YOU SAY GOODBYE I SAY HELLO
RATO
OH OH
>>68747719
hello cheater
>>68737640
Our next enemy CLINTON
The last obstacle to make america great agian
Milo and Jewpiro are ignoring it....
>>68752439
How to get gud?
>>68750971
this
I'm getting pissed that this hasn't been reported by the MSM yet!!!
>>68737640
Cruz the love rat.
>>68747719
Hello cheater
>>68747719
hello cheater
guys don't forsake this meme if you wanna keep your golden locks
>>68751066
Yeah, it's called the crucifixion of Ted Cruz.
Nothing will ever top this election. Not just in politics but in history, entertainment, anything.
There's a new arch and enemy every few weeks. Twists and turns every weekend
GOOD BYE RATO
>>68737640
Holy shit you even blew out jap Twitter with this
imgaine cruz is just now waking up to this. PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
HOLD IT RATO
>>68752908
that's not the point though
the point is to get as many normies as possible to believe that Cruz is a cheater. It's a career killer
>>68752986
its worldwide
>>68752482
Ted Cruz just made a tweet. Nothing to do with the scandal though.
This seriously needs to get picked up by the media by the time the next batch of voting comes p
>>68753070
Of course, trying to wade through the storm
>>68737934
Cruz has good taste desu
>>68752986
Wow, there's so many Pakis and shitposters that our paddleball match made it too
>>68749190
>I genuinely feel bad for his wife.
Don't.
She doesn't give a shit.
It's all about the power/money, money/power.
Like hillary.
Like huma.
Hey, maybe yeb will make a comeback now?
>>68753116
I hate that Amanda Carpenter. Hopefully this gets her off my tv
>>68738847
Fuck off ted you worthless cuck GET OUT OF MYMXOUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEWEWFJFJDHFH
>>68752764
>rampant infidelity
>grown up behavior
Pick only one, retard. Adults honor their vows and contracts or other adults rightly shun them as untrustworthy and selfish individuals.
>>68747719
Hello cheater
Ride that rat.
>>68737640
This fucker just tried to stump the Trump and got shot by his own super PAC's stupidity.
Holy shit these people are retarded.
Trump 2016!!
>>68747719
hello cheater
No fucking way, holy shit.
As much as I want Cruz to lose to Trump, I wanted him to stay in politics at least. Now he's fucking finished.
>>68741501
Because it's fun.
>>68747719
hello cheater
>KATRINA RETWEETING RANDOM SHIT FROM LAST WEEK
>>68753473
It's like a fucking cartoon
>>68746033
Hahahah holy shit
>>68740199
4 billion dollars can get a lot of information
Katrina:
Proud to enter the lion's den and defend the #GOP #lifeofablackconservative
>>68747719
hello cheater
Ted fucked some qt. good taste.
>>68745786
>LE WILLY WONG
dumbest name ever holy fuck
>>68749331
that's because yeb is a mess
