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This man approaches you on the street and demands that you pay your jizya or you


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This man approaches you on the street and demands that you pay your jizya or you will receive nothing but the sword. What is your reaction?
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Thats a sikh.
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>>68732103
>Look mom, I posted it again!

At least try to come up with some oc.
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>>68732103
That's not a real sword.
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I active soul trap.
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>>68732103
>he's giving out free swords
That sounds pretty nice, why do we hate sikhs again?
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>>68732103
Thats a sikh and he is holding a talwar you jackass
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>>68732489
It's not rune.

Don't take his shitty steel scimitar.
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'Oh, its this thread again'
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>>68732639
ayyy
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Two in the chest, one in the head.
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>>68732103
You mapleniggers sure love shitposting
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>>68732103
Pull out my own sword and stab the fucking rat in the neck
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>>68732103
>jizya

you dumb fucking faggot
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>>68732639
>rune

what are you some kind of poor faggot that can't afford to pay 5 bucks a month?
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>>68732103
Bro tier thread? Bro tier thread.
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>>68732955
yeah man muslims are bro tier
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>>68732103

Ask him why the fuck a Sikh is asking for jizya. Then if he tries to give me more shit takes his sword off him and shove it up his arsehole sideways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XquoxxcHmdc
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>>68732810
/thread
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Sikhs are bro-tier, right /pol/?

https://youtu.be/sxd9T6qv6hQ
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never bring a sword to a meme fight, friendo.
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>>68732103
that's a cool looking sword.
i accept it.
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>>68732103

2 butter chicken 1 hot, 1 mild, 1 garlic naan, one roti, 2 veggie pakoras, one beef samosa and one lamb vindaloo, NOW.
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>It's in the mail
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>>68732103
i'll show you some jizz ya fuckin towel head mother fucker
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>>68732103
Ask him to repeat himself, as I can't understand him through his thick accent
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Am I getting 3 wishes?
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>>68733004
yeah, i was kinda wondering about this myself.
3/10 bait
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>>68733174
Kek.
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Thanks for the new sword bruh
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>>68732103
convert to islam since it's better than paying taxes
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>>68732639
Drop party! Wildy! Whoever hass all their expensive stuff gets 2m automatically.
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All the Sikhs I know are pretty based. Pretty much hardworking people, if not a bit clannish.
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Channel my inner extremist Christian and gouge out his eyes while screaming AVE MARIA, DEUS VULT
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>>68732894
>10 years past WoW's relevance
>playing WoW

There can't be people who actually do this, wew.
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PERDEU GRINGO PASSA A PRATARIA AE
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>>68732103
>>68732810
>>68733395
RIDDLE OF STEEL
IN THE HALLS OF THE MIGHTY
A SWORD UNSHEATHED
AND AN ARROW OF LIGHTNINIIIIIING
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draw and shoot
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I shoot him.
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>>68733441
>implying

first off, Nostalrius is p gud and probably better to check out than OSRS

Second, I was referring to membership you dumby, and if you're actually using a rune scim in p2p worlds you are the hugest pleb
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>>68733555

Top lel

...I hurt myself..today
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>>68732103
thats a sihk. but if it was a muslim and it was enforced by law id pay the tax to survive and slowly plot to kill them all.
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>>68732103
What are you gonna do, stab me?
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>>68733564
Dude, who are you..? I see you everywhere.
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Pay the jizya and go about my day under the protection of the mujahideen
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>>68732103
>you will receive nothing but the sword.
That shits gay, yo.
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>>68732103
just keep screaming "U WOT M8" OVER AND OVER
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Pick some carnitas and throw them at him
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>>68732810
>teleports behind you
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>>68732103

I say ok.

go into pocket to pull out "Jizya"

pull out gun and blow his face out of the back of his head.
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I say Fuck you sinbad go get me a vegetable samoan or whatever the fuck those hindu eggrolls are
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>>68733025
Underrated
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>>68732103
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>>68732103
>Sikh
>Asking for jizya

Nice try, cucknada.
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B R O T I E R
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indiana jones.mp4
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>>68735304
What, you're walking around with a k98?
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