>cousin and his gf come to visit
>they're hipsters and both talk about reddit and Bernie at the dinner table
>>68703993
>>68703993
Slip the redpill in their drinks
sarcastically ask them questions about all the gay shit they do.
Subtlety is key here. Make the question seem sincere, but just snarky enough to get others to take notice.
Have them elaborate about all their retarded shit
Mentally drift away thinking about a gorgeous blonde girls tits.
They'll get offended that you're not paying attention. Let it grow.
Then when they call you on it, agree, and tell them you think they are a bunch of granola eating ultra liberal faggots.
fuck his GF while wearing a MAGA hat and make him jack off to you doing it
>>68703993
Its called "satire" - they learned it from you - they are fucking with your head, 'cause they into 4chan too.
>>68703993
>Ask if they go to the Bernie reddit
>Talk about how socialism is successful
>Let them get all excited about it
>Record it
>Mention how some people think Barney is a Cuckold
>Ask them how they feel about it
Just keep asking questions about his shit and it'll get gooood
That feel when my family from Canada visit and my uncle starts talking about Muslims and ends up slamming his fists on the table saying how all muslims should be killed in Toronto and the UK and all over Europe.
And I'm just sat there drinking Canadian Whisky nodding.
>>68703993
What really happened
>hey cousin anon, we can expect you to vote Bernie right, not that evil racist Trump right :^)?
>h-ha-ha y-y-yeah of c-ccourse
>Feel the bern cousin anon!
>>68703993
>hipsters
>Bernie Sanders
Sadly, 99 percent of the people I see on campus that support Bernie are hipsters or cringy faggots. :/ Pretty sad considering he has pretty good ideas.
>>68704932
Based Canuncle
>>68703993
hahaha glad i'm not white
>>68703993
Did you even tell them they're retarded or did you cuck out?
>>68703993
>triggered by differing political opinions
>>68703993
poison their food
>>68705706
>he has pretty good ideas
>discussing politics and/or religion at the dinner table
I'll take 'things rude assholes do' for $400, Alex.
I'm serious, it even pisses me off when people I agree with are doing it.
>>68706420
>talking about politics at the dinner table
>mfw i know 10+ people who all say they support bernie sanders
>mfw i know for a fact they aren't even registered to vote
>>68706927
>Talking about politics while eating is frowned on
Come on america
>"Oh hey little cousin so you like Bernie?"
>"I've seen he's socialist of something but i don't really know, care to explain?"
And start to casually debunk all the bullshit he spouts. Like >>68704403 says, sublety is key, you need to look like a neutral and chill dude, because the moment you let out the smallest raysis comment you're labeled as one and they'll automatically ignore anything you say
I had a somewhat similar experience.
>Chilling with Opa.
>He asks me "hey Hans who is the man with the blond hair running for president in America"
>Trump?
>"I like that man, I think he is German"
>He is, his name was Drumpf.
>"Now they will have a real leader" (Führer)
>My Twin sister who is a hipster starts getting angry saying Trump is crazy, racist, and stupid.
>I almost shed a tear of joy and laughter.
