Why has the patriarchy made women farting disgusting but men farting humorous? Is this part of the effort to dehumanize women?
>>68702942
men fart around men.
>>68702942
Both are disgusting. If you fart around people and make no effort to prevent it fuck you.
>>68702942
Because women are only funny when they're seriously mad.
a woman's anus is only an inch away from her cooter.
a man's anus is several inches away from his dick.
>>68703048
>men fart around men.
I try not to because my farts smell like a squirrel crawled up my ass and died there.
>>68702942
I don't know any men that make money on youtube talking about their farts.
>>68703378
>>68702942
I don't find farting dehumanizing. What's really awkward is fucking a woman then her queefing. I just don't know whether to be flattered or disgusted.
>>68703378
couldn't you argue that means we should be more "familiar" with that aspect of their anatomy? We also look into their anus during doggy style sex, so we familiar with it from different angles.
>>68703803
GameGrumps.
Men laugh at farts because of the reaction and suffering of others caught in the blast area. They also laugh at buddies for getting hurt while doing something stupid. Men are incline to schadenfreude in interaction whereas someone freak out and overthink the situation.
>>68702942
People rage when I fart.
I die laughing, knowing I'll be clearing the room if not the entire building.
Fuck I love those moments.
It's funny for me. Not for any one else. Don't women have it the same way? Then fuck them. Fucking slugs.
>>68704228
women not someone
>>68703936
The air sucking noise is hot. What it means is you're slammin dat hole so hard, and she's so wet, that there are air pockets being rammed in and slobbed everywhere.
Unless you have a small dick and it's just air getting squeezed out like a whoopie cushion eveytime you push in.
It's hot for a little bit, distracting for any longer. Just like being asked questions nonstop the whole time.
>>68702942
>dehumanize
women were people?
>>68703573
You're supposed to use an enema to clean out the cum, dumby
>>68704080
No, pervert. Avert your eyes.
>>68702942
Its because real women have dignity, not because "muh patriarchy", you fucking dolt.
>>68702942
no one finds farting funny
>>68702942
This isn't an issue.
>>68704601
>farting is undignified.
>>68704626
quite a bit of comedic movies have farting in them. granted that is because jews seem to have a scatological fetish, but many people go to see them. Can you imagine Amy Schumer having a fart bit? People would revolt.
>>68702942
I think it has more to do with the fact that men tend to go to that restaurant more than women do, and we don't want to actually think about what comes out of the kitchen.
>>68702942
Farting is not lady like. Idk man, it's just common sense. Girls are like cats, should always be clean and tidy.
>>68704831
You're okay with women farting during dates or dinners?
>>68704128
>American humour
>>68702942
My dad legit taught me women don't poop or fart.
When I found out the truth I was horrified and wanted to kill myself.
Don't do this to your kids.
>>68705104
no, but it's cute when they fart in bed later that night, especially if a new relationship
>>68702942
i laugh when my chick farts. call her a disgusting pig. she likes being degraded like the whore she is.
if my buddy farts he usually does it in the car on purpose and i call him a faggot then fuck his mom but its all in good fun
>>68705441
look at the edge on this goy
>>68702942
Not patriarchy - it is instinct. Even babies exhibit the same behaviors toward flatulence.
>>68705309
>My dad legit taught me women don't poop or fart.
No he didnt. He told you that one night when he was hammered thinking it was funny. Assuming his spawn was intelligent enough to figure out that everyone shits.
Alas, he is disappointed. His son is a fucking retard.
>>68705741
No, no. He said it all the time.
My parents are severely fucked in the head.
>>68705953
bye jamal
*Farts in OP's face*
>>68702942
I was working with a 7/10 blonde a few years back, she showed interest and asked me to go smoke weed with her after work. She farted in the car and I lost all interest.
>>68707314
You are a retarded person.
It seems like women aren't at all embarrassed to talk about being constipated. I knew a girl who told me she "hated being constipated because she could feel 'it' poking her insides." Every irritable bowel commercial on tv seems to only show women.
>>68705324
I think the fart they do when you pull your dick out of their ass is the cutest.
>>68702942
Guy Humor is different from Girl Humor. Guys can be confused and/or disgusted by Girl Humor the same way Girls can be confused and/or disgusted by Guy Humor.
It kinda makes me wonder what the Girl version of rape and dead baby jokes are.
>>68705519
wew lad
>no girl will ever sit on your face and fart
Why even live?
>>68711786
haha it actually looks like the force of the fart gas pushed him back
>>68705441
>Average American poster
>>68711786
That's sexy af.
>>68711786
She is hot and this is for some reason a massive turn on.
>>68704414
>2015 +1
>not administering a daily enema to clean out your buddies cum from last night's gender fluid orgy
>>68711786
Jesus Christ, look at the titties on that little boy! Good god America, are all your young men so filled with estrogen?
>>68702942
Believe it or not, women used to take pride in being beautiful, petite little creatures.
Apparently, it's now empowering to be a fat disgusting slob with no manners.
>>68704337
Spoken like a real virgin
>>68702942
It's women that try their best to hide it. We're just being accomodating.
Fuck you.
>>68713035
Spotted the virgin.
>>68707314
>Someone named Jamal knows their parents
>>68713488
Spotted the cuck
