New thread.
Use the hashtag to expose Cruz
Send the Ted Cruz story to the following news sites.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
If I didn't list your local news station just search [Your State] news contact.
Contacting one station should be at most 30 seconds of your time
Who we know so far
>Katrina Pierson
>Amanda Carpenter
Possible candidates
>Andreas Tantaroa
Get this hashtag trending. RT any pictures you see.
If you have a Twitter, it is a good idea to follow and favorite accounts like Ted Cruz, Donald Trump, and other political figures so the minute they post a tweet, you can comment with the hashtag and everyone will see.
Also, use the hashtag #Scandal
#Scandal is already trending but thats because of the show Scandal. If we combine both it will give us double outreach.
Amanda Carpenter was a former Cruz campaign communications director.
Katrina was also once part of the Cruz campaign, but is now the spokesperson for the Trump campaign.
We need this to go viral. Send this to as many news sites as possible, even news sites that aren't that big or credible
>>68701736
MAKE THE HASHTAG #CruzSexScandal Go VIRAL!!!!
GET TO YOUR MEME STATIONS POL!!!!
Send the related pic to news outlets.
So is Cruz going to sue the national enquirer for defamation?
12th for Stacey Dash - she tweeted this 21 hours ago.
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Praise Kek.
>>68701736
>Katrina Pierson
>Amanda Carpenter
>Andreas Tantaroa
So basically the National Enquirer just randomly picked attractive women who are currently in the media
>>68701736
GET REKT SHILLS
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HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
#IFuckedTed
>>68702018
THEN HE PUTS THE BIBLE DOWN
>>68702032
Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
Will Trump retweet this scandal?
MODS
>>68701736
Lyin' Ted about to be lyin' face down in a pool filled with his lies.
I'm just over here /comfy/ as fuck
>>68701993
Theres a good chance they met at a conservative meeting or something. They are all big names in the conservative groups.
>>68702032
>Do you want me to get fired?
Yes.
>>68701961
Nice. Someone should really get trump to see this.
>>68702032
I hope you and all your friends lose their jobs
>>68701949
The story would have to be fake for him to do that.
so Trump decided to go after Cruz' wife to get people to look up her breakdown and start asking why she lost her shit?
BASED AS FUCK Bill tweeting about it
Stacey Dash tweeted about it too. Holy fuck /pol/ it's absolutely happening
>>68701993
>Andreas Tantaroa
i refuse to believe tantaros would let cruz stick it. she's a fine piece of ass
Is any of t his actually true? Is there actually proof? Don't want to spread made up stuff it'll just make you look dumb.
>>68701993
You can try to force this retarded meme all you want. The truth is coming and you can't stop it.
>>68702096
He's probably on standby.
>>68702075
AND HE STARTS LYIN' WITH 5 WOMEN
LYIN' TED!
>>68702075
AND HE LIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSS!
>>68701946
second lady, the one in blue looks like pornstar india summer.
>>68702018
AND HE PUTS IT DOWN AND LIES
>>68701993
Two of them have worked for Cruz
>>68702210
If Cruz pulled her I have to give him credit. Damn good pull
>>68702032
>Do you realise how many people will lose their jobs?
That's why we're getting Trump - the better candidate, elected.
>>68702032
>Andreas Tantaroa
Sucks to be you huh?
Just got here. Is this legit?
>>68702032
Goodbye Ted.
I'm a #Trumpmuscle now.
>>68702032
>Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
>I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
>There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
So are we just making this up or is their actual evidence this time?
>>68702310
NE exposed John Edwards. If it is, then holy fuck
>>68702140
No Trump shouldn't touch this yet. Let it build, let other people report on the story. So he doesn't come off pointing at a tabloid. Once it is confirmed and in the open he can use it.
hold up let me try this again, I feel lucky
If not-singles cruz´s wife an heros
How did Ted Cruz manage to pull it off? The guy has the most punchable face, an irritating voice and by many accounts an unbearable personality. Does he have a huge dick?
>>68702213
the enquirer is probably the only magazine with any credibility on this type of stuff
>>68702367
nice, thanks
>>68702230
Kek
>>68702265
>Two of them have worked for Cruz
Slander efficiently: "worked under Cruz"
>>68702234
Thats why we call him Lyin Ted!!!
Who cares? This is a non story, nobody cares about these little made up fables, enough with these little Harry Potter fantasies, this is fake, I promise, you cam trust me on that
>>68702310
Does it matter? He provoked this by involving Trump's wife.
have any of you bothered to look into who owns the National enquirer and who else they work for and influence?
do you understand that Roger Stone is Alex Jones tier credibility and has openly endorsed Trump?
you will find links to the bildeberg group, Clinton and Carter, Whitewater scandle and lehman Brothers
these threads are a coordenated effort by Clinton ops or GOP Ka$ich shills to disrupt the development of serious conversation in each thread, spaming the front page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Media_%28publisher%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Altman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_J._Pecker
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachette_Filipacchi_M%25C3%25A9dias&prev=search
>>68701736
wuuut
There go the first couple dominos
LYIN'
CHEATIN'
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>>68702420
Ohhhh fuck that could be bad. It could be a muh womyn thing
Guys. May I propose a better idea. Our voices alone aren't strong enough. We have to get God Emperor Trump's attention. If we can give him the scoop on this somehow he will address it. We have to spam Trump's twitter and inbox with Cruz's secret.
>>68702310
Maybe. Could be the next Tiger Woods thing.
Is it possible that this is the pic for Lady #4?
>>68702318
>>68702359
>>68702238
Is she a prostitute as well?
Also, post pic.
>>68702356
we will force it into existence even if it is not real. that is the beauty of memetics, anon.
THIS IS A MOVEMENT! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE VIOLENCE AND THREATS FROM THE FASCIST LEFT. THE WORLD NEEDS TRUMP, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
>>68702420
>420
noice neverless to say
>>68702482
This is the same guy who ousted John Edwards you dick wad. Lyin' Ted is a burnt rat.
>>68702318
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68702570
>freedom boner intensifies
>>68702447
SPREAD THE HASHTAG ON TWITTER MY FRIEND
DO NOT LET YOUR GOD EMPEROR DOWN!!!!
#CruzSecScandal
>>68702544
some women in porn do escort.
>>68702356
>being this big of a cuck
>>68701736
We're not your personal Army
>>68702519
No he won't. He is responsible for this and he's going to stay silent about it or just continue his threats. Trump will not mention this until after Cruz is gone.
Alex Jones is pretty credible honestly
People should be looking into Austin TX schoolteachers with connections to Cruz.
>>68702482
Found the shill.
can someone make a pepe for this occasion?
>>68702032
An apprentace shouldn't take a job meant for a warlock. You fucked up, your memes aren't strong enough.
>>68702670
Ok shill.
Wonder if it was worth the Cruz Missle?
Why are you Trump shills so jealous of Ted?
Could it be because you are kissless virgins who only wish you could pull 10s like Cruz does?
Good luck ever getting the tabloid article taken seriously.
Nobody will believe any of you.
National Enquirer also posts stories about batboy, Elvis is still alive, werewolves, etc.
Desperate much, Trump losers?
Fuck off.
>>68702586
Even a dead clock is right once a day
Guys
HIJACK THE TRENDING HASHTAG #Scandal
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Twitter can just hide #CruzSexScandal
>>68702351
Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
>>68702670
That's /b/
>>68702503
HOLD ON TIGHT HERE WE GO
>>68702491
No shit Trump was aware of all of this, months, perhaps years, in advance.
>mfw people haven't googled lollipop call girls austin texas
hijack #Scandal
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
>>68702670
but we are Trump's personal army.
>>68701961
10/10 would race mix
>>68702670
>t. newfag
>>68702747
Ugh, it sucks that she had her mouth around his booger missile
This Thread Has Now Been Officially Blessed by The Almighty KEK
>>68702570
>North Carolina necklace
qt af
>>68702210
nah, the missing 3 are a D.C. lawyer, an Austin teacher and a high-pay hooker
not to say Cruz did not bang her, just that she not one of the unknown 3 in the article
>>68702359
top kek
>>68702544
here's a pic
>>68702222
Nobody checks my quads of truth. What has become of this place?
Lmfao retards twitter does not allow the word "sex" in their trending section you shouldve came up with a better hashtag. This is a complete fail.
>>68702514
Trump probably won't say CHEATIN' in public because he has cheated in the past.
The main difference being it totally gels with his image.
>>68701993
why the large ammount of canadians defending cruz? do you guys want to invade the USA and he is your agent? or does every canadian is a cheating son of a bitch and you don't want the rest of the world to find out?
Guys can we please use #sexCruz
It's a clever play on words that normies will get behind.
its not Andrea, its in the article that one is a 30-ish Washington DC lawyer, the second is a teacher from Texas and the last one left is s hooker
>>68702749
Take the time to look up who wrote the story, and look at their history before looking like a cuck.
>>68702752
>using the same analogy from the other threads
You're the same shill trying to shut this down. Sad!
>>68702503
oh boy
>>68702536
Which of the 5 descriptions are you matching her with?
Op here.
Can someone make a thread with the exact same op on cripplechan?
I'm currently banned from there
>>68702872
PRAISE KEK
>>68702920
Nah. Not ethnic enough
>>68702945
We already identified the extremes, neither are hookers.
>>68702834
but we are Trump's personal army.
>QFT
/Pol/ is gonna get Trump Elected.
>>68702953
Nuh uh wasnt me, not my fault so many people agree with me
>>68702222
nice
>>68702979
how the fuck do you get banned from a place that displays CP
>>68702696
"the end justifies the memes"
Nicolas "pepe" Maquiavelo
>>68702974
Second from the right, sorry. I was noticing the yellow background behind her head, especially.
>>68702749
Don't you think the National Enquirer has been following the Gawker Hogan case.
They MUST have something.
TED BTFO
>>68701736
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
My day was so shit I was about to drown myself in alcohol. I'm still going to do that but this definitely lightened my mood.
I fucking hate this goddamned ratbag.
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>>68702536
IS THIS ONE OF THEM?
>>68701736
Fuck off trump shills
>>68702979
There is a sticky already.
How do I send a request to website admins to delete a thread?
>>68702674
Yeah, that's what Trump is doing. He's being sly about this. He made a subtle jab at Cruz, Cruz got mad, people are digging for scandal info and it's going to blow up in Cruz's face.
Ted goofed. Should have never brought up Trump's wife or associated himself with people that would.
Twitter can just censor #CruzSexScandal you morons
Hijack #Scandal
>>68702831
PUTS IT DOWN
>>68702222
>>68702222
HIGH ENERGY QUADS
>>68703174
You need to register for a 4chan gold account to do that.
>>68703140
>>68702536
No stupid
This story is fake anyway
>>68702536
na it doesnt look like it, the hair on the right side is not the same
>>68702222
>>68702921
i inspekt: checkt, rekt, and kekt,
>>68703174
they are working in a team
they keep making new threads to derail old conversations
we need fucking IP bans
>>68703140
Man I cant believe Katrina is #1
My Waifu WHY???
:^(
>>68703184
>>Be Trump
>>Implies Heidi has dirt
>>National Inquirer story comes out
>>68702759
>>68703193
bumping myself
>>68703300
Damn, you're probably right. My bad.
>>68703219
AND THEN HE LIES
>>68702222
He didn't hold the bible high enough.
>>68702752
It's right twice a day, and this happens to be the second time.
>>68702536
I don't think so
There are three women left. One is a lawyer, one is a teacher, and the last is a hooker--according to the article
>>68703115
Not my question. The text has 5 descriptions - which one are you trying to match with Tantaros?
>>68702536
no, try again
LYIN TED
PUTTING POOR HEIDI ONCE AGAIN THROUGH THE DEPRESSION WRINGER
W/ HIS 5 (FIVE) MISTRESSES
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68702934
Cruz is a sleeper agent we activated using a numbers station a while ago.
You call him Rato, actually he's codename BEAVER_C
>>68701946
>>68702238
>>68702544
You might have a point.
Same hair parting, shoulders, head-tilt, stance. Could just be a coincidence though.
Sort of looks like Abby Huntsman as well, but she is too pure for Rato, and isn't a prostitute.
>>68701736
But the national enquirer is not the least bit credible and everyone knows that
I wonder how the mormons feel about Mitt Romney now.
I have a buddy who is friends with some folks who worked at Cruz's office in Dallas. They told him that one night Heidi came crashing in yelling at Ted "stay away from that fucking whore"
>>68703174
>he doesn't have a gold account
we are really overrun by plebbitors
Seems like US avoids another linebacker for first lady.
>>68703520
This explains a lot about her past battles with depression. I actually feel for her, but maybe this will help her to finally get a divorce.
>>68703588
Ask John Edwards and Bob Dole about the NE credibility
>>68703639
I want to believe this
>>68703588
I would say they are the most credible when it comes to scandals
also, the headline "Pervy Ted" is everywhere.
It's funny either way
Sargon of Akkad is streaming live on his gaming account. should we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB9DZQVeTDs
>>68703659
high test?
>>68703584
my dad works in the adult industry. girls work as highclass prostitutes all the time, usually for sheiks and sultans and shit in places like dubai. and some, I assume, cater to DC politicians.
>>68701736
>tabloids
Are you all depressed middle aged women?
>>68703716
He now works in DC and he said it's common knowledge.
>>68703659
high test
>>68703088
>>68701946
It's not even the right pic of number 1
>>68703760
and some, I assume, are good people
>>68703659
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>>68701736
Are we actually believing the Enquirer now or is this supposed to be defamation?
>>68701736
LYIN TED, calls Heidi the love of his life and cheats on her not once, but multiple times. He wont even say she is beautiful like Donald says about his wife. Rato needs to go, he's a scumbag liar.
>>68703649
Sick image bro!
Can I have the OC?
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Can anyone create quick Botnet to generate usernames with the hashtag?
>/pol/ doing free shilling for a jewish owned tabloid
good goys
>>68703588
Bob Dole and John Edwards would like to have a word with you.
>>68703667
Maybe she should be tried for treason with the rest of Goldman-Sachs.
>>68701736
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
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LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
>>68703659
still way hotter than Obongo's wife, those legs look powerful enough to wrap around you and keep you in place while you cum balls deep in her
>>68703584
I would look for pictures related, but a hooker would be the hardest, pun intended.
>>68703901
>QUICK, OUR RESEARCH TELLS US THAT THEY HATE JEWS! TRY AND USE THAT AGAINST THEM! WE HAVE TO PUT A STOP TO THIS
Botnet anyone?
>>68702749
Nice attempt. Weekly world news was a black & white magazine that ran fictional headlines. The National Enquirer is a full color magazine that's been known on several occasions to print true stories way before anyone else knew about them.
http://www.businessinsider.com/national-enquirer-stories-that-were-true-2013-2
http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=24291
http://m.fame10.com/entertainment/5-major-stories-national-enquirer-broke-that-were-actually-true/
>>68702222
The quads will it.
>>68703953
Michael Obama, ugh that guy is disgusting.
>>68703990
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>>68703720
>>68703588
Credible.
Limbaugh's addiction to pain killers
John Edwards
Gary Hart
Bob Dole
Clinton-Lewinsky
etc.
>>68703584
Here is the Abby Huntsman I was talking about.
I highly doubt that it's her though (like 99.99% chance it isn't her), based on the prostitute angle (She isn't a prostitute).
That being said, she does look very similar to the second pic. Same hair parting and color, skin a little darker like the pic.
>>68703869
It's in the hidden sticky with the rest of the Cruz stuff. Here's the password: [************]
>>68703659
first one that photo-shops that microphone into a dildo wins one free internet
>>68703901
shillbot alreay posted this script last thread, don't be so obvious, you guys are doing it for free right? i hope ted isn't wasting his shekels with this garbage tier shills
don't care about this shit but seeing cruz shills in full damage control mode is so damn sweet
keep triggering them, lads
>>68703990
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
You people are opening 4chan up to a defamation suit if you continue this raid.
When 4chan gets shut down you will regret your childish actions.
Ted is a renowned attorney with prosecution experience.
Tread carefully, alt-right jerks.
>>68703720
Alright, you're right. But what convinced me was >>68702222
fake
>>68703639
The fact that Heidi had a mental breakdown and tried to kill herself at least once in 2005 is STRONGLY suggestive of an affair and infidelity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rTzJIxBHKc
>>68703901
Rolling.
>>68704107
Number 2?
>>68701736
But you have no evidence. Should I just say the weird nazis over at 4chan told me it's true?
>>68703976
A hooker and a teacher just aren't public figures, you won't be able to find them.
You might be able to find a "30-ish DC lawyer who works in politics" if it's actually someone important but it probably isn't
Is #cruzsexscandal finally trending on twatter?
>>68704162
I'll sue ted cruz for holding up the bible then lying.
Who's cooking up some celebratory #Ameriburgers?
>>68704162
Are you kidding? If Ted Cruz decided to prosecute 4chan it would confirm meme magic forever, there would be no going back
He would also lose and it would be amazing, it would dominate the board forever
>>68704162
You're such a dumb ass. You can't even imagine the stuff we use to do on /b/
>>68704162
>When 4chan gets shut down you will regret your childish actions.
yet another reason to continue then
>all this rato shilling on /pol/
When will they learn.
>>68704162
Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
>>68704162
at least learn the lingo you retard....
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#CRUZEXSCANDAL
ahahaha a defemation law suit!?!? GTFO
>>68703869
>>68703649
We are being over run by plebs, turn on your gold accounts!
>>68704151
this is what I am talking about :>>68704162
>>68704199
Agreed
we should hijack the #Scandal trend.
get a bunch of normies in on the fun while they watch their show
>>68704124
Thanks man!
>suing 1000s of """young""" adults
It's like you dont realize we already make up shit every day
Have we started the fire?
>>68703990
Everyone knows he's gonna choose Ivanka for VP. It's gonna be the Trump, Trump ticket
>>68704213
There's also a 2nd page of the report, where the 1st blank is 9 characters - and "therapist" fits the sentence.
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/1688866/cruz-incident-report.pdf
>>68704162
>When 4chan gets shut down
Real killers and rapists (that one Swedish killer) have posted here. I don't think lyin' Ted Cruz will do anything.
>>68704188
Fuck off Applied Memetics.
Ted better get ready to become John Edwards v2.0 because the NE has a pretty good record.
They wouldn't release the story this hard if they couldn't back themselves up in court.
>>68704199
they also didn't live together for like 7 years of their marriage
>>68704107
If it was her surely they'd refer to her dad in some way. "Former Govenor's daughter" or "former Presidential candidate's daughter". Too juicy not to.
Agree with your assessment of her character and really really doubt it would be her. She got into politics because it was the family business. The other women got into politics because they are whores who get off on power, and being around and fucking powerful men.
>>68702367
Nice knowing you Cruz, I remember how this gave John's political career the Bud Dwyer treatment.
>>68702359
Uh oh Ted
Cruz shills trying to shut this down right now. Nice try advanced memetics. Sociopaths are proven to be sexually deviant and an usually have histories of adultery.
>>68704367
If he doesn't sue, it's true
>>68702222
SHARK QUADS CONFIRM LYIN' TED IS FINISHED
>>68704384
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>tabloid
Really guys
>>68704162
this is b8
>>68704162
We didn't post it first brah.
>>68703990
A man can dream
>>68701901
Some show called #Scandal is trending now too.
Add that one along with the #CruzSexScandal to hijack it!
>>68704424
Anything else he said that's worth mentioning?
How long until Glenn Beck kills himself?
WE'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING
TRUMP KNOWS
>...or I'll spill the beans on your wife!
He knows why she had her mental breakdown... meaning he knows Ted cheated. Is he saving this tactical nuke for the perfect moment?
He may even know who Ted cheated with!
>>68704474
Yes. The fire is rising. See >>68701961
why did the national enquirer blur out the womens faces?
does this mean they dont have solid evidence?
whats the point?
can they get sued for this?
>>68704213
holy shit, is this legit?
>>68703667
>feel sorry for her
You know she's an architect for the North American Union, right?
>>68704162
The Inquierer is based in fucking Florida, the state with some of the strictest libel laws in the country and if they went all in against Cruz of all people. They have something solid and this is going to sink the rat.
>>68703659
Honestly, I'd hit it.
>>68704477
A leaf like me can appreciate a DOUBLE DOUBLE
>>68704635
That's it, just that this shit is going to blow up bigtme
>>68704637
Either when Cruz drops out or when Donald is swearing himself in
>>68704283
kek. underrated.
>>68702928
Well, also EVERYONE has known about trumps skeletons because he's been in the tabloids for the past 3 decades.
This will cost cruz all of those voters who think he's the wholesome second coming of Christ like he tries to portray himself.
