Posted in here if you wanted to be recruited by the CIA.
I'm ready to use the skills acquired here for the greater good
i'm a professional shitposter, been honing my memes, sharpening my edges, and reddening my pills for 8+ years
i expect to be contacted and recruited immediately without delay as i am almost out of tendies and i need some new piss bottles
when the memetic wars really kick off, it's gonna come down to experience, and believe me kiddos, my posts are as shit as they come
yours truly,
LEGION
I want to meme against Isis
#Isil=Cuck
>>68701530
> america thinking that they are important
> thinks /pol has the smarts to make a diffrence
Fuck off cunt retard
>>68702433
WHY??? ISIS are red pilled sand niggers, is that not what you wanted? Why do you want to attack your own red-pilled kind??
>>68701530
I have the savagery of an Australian poster without the shit.
>>68702585
I would line up ever Isis member and slit their throats.
They are child raping, innocent killing cuckolds. I would slit the throats of their goat wives and make them watch
Please cia, let me meme 4 u
>>68701530
I make a good glass of scotch. Come at me CIA
Me me me!
>>68701530
>CIA
>I'm ready to use the skills acquired here
It would be extremely painful.
>>68701530
Hey CIA im unemployed at the moment but if you hire me I promise i'll work really hard even if its just at the mailroom or some shit
>>68701530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI
>>68702585
A redpilled mudslime is the enemy of every other kind of redpilled person there is because they will never stop attacking everyone else because "muh Mohammed" said they have to do so until everyone is part of their shit tier religion
Isis is small potatoes.
How meme magic kill the great dragon that is China when it is still not fully awake?
![darkknightrises-banecaptured[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/k8kL3gL.jpg "darkknightrises-banecaptured[1].jpg")
No charge for me
Jeb Bush: I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with the CIA.
Me: I'm flattered. I'd prefer the Election department. Of course, my first job would be putting Donald Trump in office.
>>68703114
I feel no pain. I'm a big boy
I wish to use my services for the greater good.
>>68703475
CruzMissile?
>>68701530
I would betray my country if you pay me enough
>>68701530
I hope it's like my american TV shows
>>68701530
Me too. I've been practising my power stance and everything.
>>68703702
based
>>68703682
>I would betray my country if you pay me enough
t. Merkel
I officially sell my soul to the cia, recruit me sempai
>>68701530
I make right wing memes in my spare time and enjoy long walks on the beach
>>68703330
>actually signs every paper
>doesn't have a signature stamp
How exactly is he going to make government more effienct?
Recruit me CIA senpai.
You old fucks just can't understand the complexity which is Memetic Warfare. You need us.
>>68701530
I'm down.
the cia loves mormons.
>>68701530
I can into IEDs, small arms, and enhanced interrogation.
Gib job plox.
>>68703781
You got me
>>68704018
and schwinn bicycles
>>68701530
Yes please.
I don't want to work/live amongst the normies. I will wilfully give my life to work for the string pullers.
When the CIA comes knocking, remember to ask to see the scarecrow
>>68701530
Why would you willingly want to work with a bunch of sociopathic mormons?
The CIA is one of the bad guys but I my abnormally high IQ is persuadable by the right offer. No money, just a middle position in the Kabbalah based New World Order where I can use my skills effectively.
>>68704429
>>68701530
Can i work for the fbi from here?
ITT idiots talk about the CIA like it's not a really boring job that's nothing like what you see on TV or in films
Will I've protecting our way of life,
Sign me up I'll be loyal for life
>>68702435
GREAT
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WAR
>>68704429
they're like every other american...full of complaints and boring as fuck.
I would love to do whatever the CIA wants, for a pretty low wage. Come on, CIA, surely one man's life must be of some worth to you. Hell, I'll even torture people with no moral qualms, if that's what you want. Whatever it takes to serve the USA!
Seriously all memes aside, it would be pretty cool to actually wage cyber war against Isis/isil.
Imagine it pollacks, the cia gives you
>a super computer
>a meme database
>advance image editing software
>a list of Isis linked accounts to troll/shitpost
Imagine making an ass out of Isis leaders. Making them rage to the point that they kill themselves
Posting shop photos of them fucking goats and shit
All while saving American lives and collecting a hefty paycheck.
You have to admit. That would be amazing
A nice cozy job
plz CIA gimme a job. I'll spy on 4chan for you! I'll help you van them and make them talk. I know what triggers them... it's Canadians!
yes only if I can wear my maga hat on duty : 3
C.I.A.?
>>68701530
I can read your minds, i can predict what you will write or say based on certain assumption, making you think you would come up with this idea on your own or before me.
But i really wonder why the fuck you would use libshit/communist language like "for the greater good"?
I guess you should call me a sperg. Greets to your smug faggots and amateur psychologists though. Le magic.
>>68701530
My body is ready- memetics is the Thule that can bring the tipping point on in order to precede the orders of the order-
We must teach the world to kek-
When do we start?
There is a fitness test. Can you run 3kms in under 18mins? Can you do push-ups, pullups, one night stands, and meme magic blindfolded while getting your dick suck my a Russian hooker with a gun pointed to your head?
>>68701530
I wouldn't pass the psychology screening . . thanks dad :(
>>68705173
End bit sounds a bit like swordfish.
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>>68705173
Everything but the running, pull ups and Russian hookers (I can't get an erection thanks to years of hardcore transsexual pornography)
>>68701530
Cmon american anons, i know many of you have what it takes, you know that CIA is endangered too don't you ? if american economy goes down, all govern agencies goes with it.
Its your job CIA / FBI man to prevent that from happening, most feds are busy orchestrating proxies to profit from drug dealing/smugling just don't be one of these guys, theres something that worths more than money and thats called HOME,think of home not as a changeable location but in a political mean, you can sell local home here to someone else who can sell it to the enemy, where you and your kind gonna run to when the enemy bought all avaliable homes ?
That is a possibility that must be removed.
Sign up poltards, theres more than just america at stake here.
>>68705375
Trannies get you every time
Do you accept professional shitposters? I'm willing to shitpost with effectiveness for the CIA
>>68701530
i'd love to work for the CIA in some regards.
i'm insane, easily seduced by eastern european and asian women, but i work for cheap.
Anon Y. Mous
Phd Meme Analytics
>>68705240
You need certain sociopathical or psychopathical tendencies mixed up with some machiavellian traits. You also need some tendencies to break the rules and a certain level of intelligence and knowledge.
Depending on your tendencies you should be able to either analize data or be able to infiltrade certain groups.
Yfw you already applied to the CIA but are trying to bump your app
>>68702204
greatness
>>68701530
you need an electrical engineer? lmk. k. thx.
Captcha: waffles
pick me pick me
lets be honest, the CIA would never come here other than to set traps. they dont want your help and probably dont need it
My undergrad university allowed a CIA school to conduct its classes in its political science building, and I actually spoke with a former member of the CIA who was also a professor or adjunct there. He said I would likely be an admitted candidate but I wanted to hold it off because I had a temporary job opportunity in Russia (he also thought that would help me become a more qualified candidate). I've since opted to go to Law School because I didn't want to be tied down to any one nation in case shit hits the fan.
He recommended me the following books for those interested:
"The Book of Honor" by Ted Gup
"The American Agent" by Dick Holm
"The Main Enemy" by Milton Bearden
"Fair Play: The Moral Dilemmas of Spying" by Jim Olsen
>>68705949
Hello FBI. Are you jealous?
>>68704853
>ISIS mole detected
>>68705800
They dont pick faggots, well only if you are a tranny. THey like the lowlevels docile, on that regrad you score a point you little smug mongoloid.
>>68701530
I'm down. I speak 3 languages and one of them is from one largely Mudslime country. Call mE CIA.
>>68701530
Dr pavel, im CIA
>>68701530
Sign me up, i forfeit my life
>>68701530
Hire me.
HIRE ME.
H I R E M E.
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Only big guys are allowed in the CIA.
>>68706633
I'll meet you by the statue of John Harvard tomorrow morning at 7am
meme magic is the CIA's new secret weapon
I have rare pepes
>>68701530
kek gb2 /bmw/
>>68706709
For you.
>>68705998
I do.
Doesn't mean I'm going to contact them. I'm sure they've seen the things I've posted on various news websites.
They'll contact me eventually.
>>68705693
Is hopelessly schizoid enough?
>>68701530
GIVE US MONIES FOR OUR MEMES
>>68706815
Dont release them all at once dear frog friend.
>>68706946
You score points for lateral thinking.
>>68701530
I know advanced tactics in warfare
>>68706776
Wait.. are you CIA?
>>68701530
I'm ready for it. Been ready my while life. I'm a proved kekeromancer and I'm practicing meme magic in spare time
>>68706812
This nigga gets it.
>>68705693
uh . . then maybe I should be the director
>>68701530
Say it with me:
"I am the CIA"
>>68701530
k
>>68701530
I will literally kill anyone you want for minimum wage and free dental care
Pls hire me
>>68707438
THen you need patience releasing your pepes. The higher you get the rarer your frogs have to be, you have to do it like the stock market, you hold a rare resource and you have to control that resource. The frogs have to come at the right time with the right value. Good luck.
>>68701530
CIA is so glammed up by hollywood its stupid. I know people who work for the CIA, and its not much different than a typical government job in most aspects. Sure, there are spies, but if you had the skills to become a spy, you'd be much better off working for a corporation.
>>68701530
If Korea gets hot, I'd apply.
>>68707067
Are you?
>>68701530
gibbe job goyim
>>68701530
I can be real cool cia people
Eh, pretty sure posting on /pol automatically disqualifies you from being employed by the CIA. :(
They might still want you as an asset though, but they'll kill you if you ever learn too much.. or get too annoying.
>>68707911
Emotional and prestige component. If you work for a cooperation you work for faggots and women with a certain hierarchy that noone respects execpt for faggots or women in that circle.
>>68708252
I m sure a beta canadian with the "it is the current year" meme president that gets advised by borderline retards would know that. Just like sweden, a nation getting fucked beyond believe with no natural defense would advise nations like russia on warefare.
>>68707752
I am the pepe child of prophecies.
>>68705173
>4uR4S2Rr
CIA Dont work with Kilometers Eurocuck.
>>68705261
That was a good documentary
>>68701530
I want to be recruited!!!
>>68708252
I'd figure as much. Nevertheless, existential threats effect everyone, so I might as well serve my nation.
But to be honest I get more and more nervous over the domestic situation, and I just hope to make it through it.
>>68705693
If this is the case I will be the cia's greatest asset
>>68705173
They dont account for big boobs, but most likely russian women have big boobs. I think they should take that into their consideration, for example if you have to meme magic while the hooker has only b-cups the frogs you create shouldnt be that rare at all.
Pay me enough and don't send me to the desert you'll get a pro disrupter. Just look at what I did to the hernie forums :3 notice me senpai
>>68708548
Huh, isn't the CIA aware that it is the current year? I bet it still has YUUGE diversity issues. Hopefully president Hillary will look into it.
>>68701530
Eight years AF 2A573C, AS in Network Systems Administration, Qualified in almost any Fire Arm. Put me in coach I'm ready to play. I will even work cheap.
>>68701530
I've been honing my memes since /news/ was first around (not the current news), I know the ins and outs of every current meme and can learn every one to come.
>>68701530
Been a "consultant" for years now.
>>68708252
>tfw I was disqualified from CIA service in my teens
it's not fair
>>68709295
Will work for 1$/hour
Im a swedish citizen and isis member two bords one Stine If you can pay uptbh
>>68701530
Ill gladly join if the CIA lets me fight against muslims and commies
I will defend this nation against all enemies domestic and foreign, by any means necessary. Willing to be trained to be a cyber weapon for this nation.
If you're genuinely CIA, you'll find me. And I will serve.
As if CIA wants to fight ISIS.
You're looking at the prime target for CIA operations: centers of transgressive, addictive youth culture like 4chan.
>>68709011
Does that statue have tits?
>>68707988
am i?
you want in the cia? first you have to go through the farm anons.
>>68709545
Do you live in the yard or houses
The one only obvious choice is me.
to be god honest
I was going to try to get into the fbi / cia but I have smoked some green grass in the green past and I know they dont like all that. Oh well :/
>>68709566
do they still pratice interrogate?
>>68709509
Because they are fucking retarded, i assume that half of 4chan is so smug they would feel contend being beta SJW. If i would be CIA i would turn them into exactly that and then use them for a certain purpose. In that case you have to inhale the passive aggressiveness they ooze. Take a deep breath and check your priviledge.
>>68701530
I will gladly and willingly serve the American Empire when it rises, I just want to do it first hand and not by proxy.
>>68709849
Yes
>>68709509
I want to live in between those thighs.
>>68701530
But the CIA are the bad guys.
w-what about us guy?!!!!!
>>68709703
my stepdad told me a story once about how he was recruited to CIA.
he was a doctor. a very successful one. they wanted him to be a spy. took him out to lunch a few times and interview him.
he says at one point he was asked if he would be willing to kill a member of his family if it were required of him.
he said no.
they didn't contact him again after that.
>>68703461
U U U U
>>68709676
the real question is, do i even live at all?
>>68701530
I am ready to meme for my country are you?
>>68701530
>cia
>4u id
Hail
I can make four different kinds of spaghetti.
Yea sure, I'm tired of driving a forklift
>>68709962
Maybe if he just asked "Which one?" it would have been enough.
>>68701530
I can make pizza , everyone needs a pizza maker
You guys do not realize this but you are all already meme's
We are a part of the matrix reality.
None of you are real except two people
Also Robert you need to contact us asap
Alicia is waiting
>>68705173
I row 5kms in 18 mins but I don't test myself running its not my choice of cardio
>>68709962
Would kill, torture, dismember and bury my own mother for a job at the CIA. Though to be fare I don't like her much.
>>68710090
Be at the statute and we will find out
>>68705173
Easily
>>68710169
Maybe if they would have gotten a rather intelligent assessment they wouldnt ask that question at all.
Just canadian things, after all it is 2016.
>>68701530
Meme veteran reporting in.
I'm here to Make America Great Again, and possibly Europe.
Worked with a former CIA sysadmin for a few years. It did not inspire confidence, in fact it was downright worrying, nice guy though.
>>68710313
>>68710313
That is real edgy man, you should convert to tumbler and explain in detail how the CIS white men should be killed because of the priviledge-power dynamics that remind you of your abusive mother.
>>68710173
Supposedly, white house cooks have some of the highest security clearances, because they're responsible for NOT poisoning important people. So yeah, the CIA probably needs pizza makers too if you think you can hold off the rat poison.
>>68702742
Keep telling yourself that.
>>68701530
Anon, I'm C.I.A
>>68701530
Me. I will serve you faithfully.
>>68701530
Meme me up Scotty. I'll shitpost til the cows come home.
>>68710749
Pass I just want an excuse to kill the biggest pain in my ass for the past 30 years. I get sick of her going on about how strong and independent she is as she asks for money because she cant hold a job or find a husband.
Agent of the bureau of memetic warfare and sysadmin here here willing to do it for free even if it is extremely painful.
>>68701530
Learn Arabic
most of the people I know who got far in the CIA recruiting process from my college knew Arabic
and dont do drugs. if you have it's too late. they ask you and even if it's just pot they wont let you in
ITT: NEETs pretending to be CIAs and CIAs pretending to be NEETs.
Most Americans would love to work for the C.I.A. Why wouldn't an American want to protect his/her countries interest.
>>68701530
>implying this isn't a data harvesting thread
Okay, famalam.
>>68701530
Cia, maybe. High level cabal whose name isn't known to any but the initiated, most definitely. I've always had a mental boner for secretive groups, the higher up and lesser known, the bigger the boner. On one hand, I morally disagree with a selective group of people pulling the strings of western civilization; on the other hand, I realize how stupid the average person is and how completely unaware of the world outside theor job/personal life they are. It's both good and bad.
>>68711111
>even if it's just pot they wont let you in
Are you serious? That's almost everyone but the mormons.
>>68711111
Damn! These numbers!
>>68711065
Hmm does she have an eduaction? Any alcohol/drug abuse? How is her looks?
You should probably try to set her up with an husband instead of fantasizing to kill her.
A boobcarrier (even if it is your own mother) needs a certain man in her life. Give her that and she wont bother you again.If her looks are good that shouldnt be much of a problem. Otherwise you are really skilled if she finds one.
>>68711334
Bullshit
I've never smoked pot
My friends rolled buds up in printer paper, sealed it with clag glue and set it on fire and had sore throats for weeks
I was like fuck that you only want to share coz you want me to help pay, why would I want weed its useless?
I think only losers that want to fit in actually want to smoke weed if you are proud and independant its basically pointless.
>>68710332
>yfw youll never attend Harvard
>>68711468
Dumb as a rock but thinks she is smart, traded drugs for Jesus, ugly as sin, no chance in hell of setting her up. Personally I try my best to never even talk to her.
>>68711334
The FBI had a hard time getting hackers because of that rule, so they relaxed the requirement.
>>68711195
You should dig into sweden, they are ahead of our time. Maybe not the same structure but the swedish retards are prophetic. Sweden as a collective should be called mohammed the scribe.
>What did he mean by this?
>>68701530
pls recruit am memetic warfare exprt
>>68711203
Harvesting what data? "People think the CIA is cool because they watch TV."?
>>68701530
Yes, please. I have no qualms with overthrowing democratically elected governments or assassinating undesirable businessmen - they had it coming anyways.
God bless America.
Weow plz contact me via letter at 1234 happyface lane disney land USA.
God bless cia men
>>68711660
Oyy i feel for you man.
posting
>>68706815
DON'T FLOOD THE MARKET!!! PEPE PRICES HAVE ONLY JUST STARTED TO STABILIZE
>>68711926
You should use "wew lad" as a meme, totally not passive aggressive or anoying at all.
>>68711623
Hey good for you. I do respect people who don't do drugs/alcohol.
But A LOT of people at least tried pot (maybe a few times). I'm surprised they'd be making a big deal out of it. Especially with all the fraternity bros they seem to be hiring according to that one movie I watched...
>>68711691
Huh. Interesting.
I bet a lot of people managed to lie through the screening process though. They were just filtering out honest people... :/
>>68711934
She will be one of those crazy dog ladies by the end of the year. The more needy she gets the less even her family wants to do with her.
>went to a CIA summer camp when I was in HS
>ex gf was there so I chickened out after the 3rd day
>could've gone down a completely different life path if I stuck it out
I know nobody would believe me but it was a camp to prepare high school and college kids for careers in the "intelligence community".
I turned into a degenerate so it's all for the best anyway
>>68701530
Hey, I'm Dr. Pavel
Just go to cia.gov and apply online.
>>68711811
>>I am the source for this quote, which was indeed said by CIA Director William Casey at an early February 1981 meeting of the newly elected President Reagan with his new cabinet secretaries to report to him on what they had learned about their agencies in the first couple of weeks of the administration. The meeting was in the Roosevelt Room in the West Wing of the White House, not far from the Cabinet Room. I was present at the meeting as Assistant to the chief domestic policy adviser to the President. Casey first told Reagan that he had been astonished to discover that over 80 percent of the ‘intelligence’ that the analysis side of the CIA produced was based on open public sources like newspapers and magazines. As he did to all the other secretaries of their departments and agencies, Reagan asked what he saw as his goal as director for the CIA, to which he replied with this quote, which I recorded in my notes of the meeting as he said it. Shortly thereafter I told Senior White House correspondent Sarah McClendon, who was a close friend and colleague, who in turn made it public.”
>>Barbara Honegger
>>68702435
>>68702585
I AM FUCKING A WHITE MALE. I'll be waiting to hear your job offer...
>>68712287
I somehow admire your strength making that sober assesment about her being needy and getting dogs. Esp. the needy thing.
>>68712394
but will your application pass the SJW "human resources" check?
>>68711111
The President of the USA (the CIA's boss) smoked weed
silly rule, and likely only applicable at entry level, if at all
You're a big guy
yeah, why not... normal life is boring, I'd do anything if you gave the means and motivation
>>68712560
they just don't want their employees getting off of their own supply
>>68712507
You need to check your priviledge, white whale is much more suitable and potentially subersive.
Check out the character in the bottom right, labeled as "kids zone".
YOU BETTER CHECK IT.
>>68701530
pls sponsor visa or i report you
>>68712775
FICKI FICKI!
I'd like to work for the CIA.
I have a brilliant mind, and a heart full of passion.
Helping my nation survive the next 50 to 100 years is my primary concern.
I just sincerely doubt the CIA recruits from /pol/.
>>68712538
Its sad but she spent 4 years doing meth in the desert and she is ruined both from homelessness and all the bad choices she has made in life. I wish there was a way to help her but in reality the only help left for her is she dies quickly and painlessly.What will happen is both slow and horrible a process I don't truly want to be around to watch. Reality is a cold uncaring bitch.
>>68712913
Wuts up murica, does that big dick suffer from erectile dysfunction because you injected to much estrogen? Oyy, who could have thought of that.
>>68701530
After the military I'll look into it. I would love to go door to door (or cave to cave) and find people to talk to so to speak, but I'd also be happy doing a shit ton of reading up on situations around the world, analyzing them, etc... The NSA might be better though, from where I'm standing it looks like they're still better at keeping their secrets whereas CIA has gotten so inept, gigantic, or both that stuff slips through the cracks.
>>68704172
>>68706633
it says
>Make America Great Again.
I don't want to join your alphabet cult.
BUT I do want to get paid for shitposting. I do alot of shitposting for this country and Goddammit I think it's about time I get compensated for it.
>>68706633
https://www.igolder.com/pgp/decryption/
>>68713375
they only hire one kind of shitposter
>>68713375
OYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
You should join le analmoose, they get paided.
THey are also very usefull.
>>68713699
kek analmoose, doing anything ever, you must be new. The only thing they did right was turn each other into the feds.
I am a tactical memester.
I've been shitposting for nearly a decade.
I have an incredibly high troll index.
My threads generally do very well.
>>68701530
I wonder who is behind this post
>>68701530
>I'm ready to use the skills acquired here for the greater good
Then why would you want to join the CIA?
>>68701530
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>>68701530
IM IN
ALSO THIS IS BAIT
Mr. CIA, I have a background in both acting in voice mimicry.
I'd be great for undercover work.
I can even play a Nigerian prince if you let me go full blackface.
>>68714289
Duh!!!
>>68713862
I dont know but have you watched the recent news?
SJWs and politically active mooses are what you would call the analmoose. I would feed them and prop them up and make them useful to achieve certain goals, esp. making the goyim carousel more fancy.
Or occasionally call the feds upon them like you said but then again you have to distinguish which of their retards deserve the partyvan treatment and which ones are not that retarded.
But if i think about it more closely they are all fucking retarded. I feel sorry for those who had some ideas.
>>68701530
I would shitpost for the good of my country.
I SPEAK SKYKING. I JOIN NOW?
I'd work for the CIA, as long as I didn't have to move to Washington D.C.
That place is a nigger-infested shit hole.
>>68714354
>>68714354
YES YOU GOT THE SPIRIT; DUH; UHHHM; I FEEL SO UHHHM I M SO UPSET. SO UHHM.... PROGRESSIVE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SO UHHHM YOU KNOW; YOU TRIGGER ME.
>>68714367
The new Anon are a bunch of retards trust me they are trying to be serious and sold out the original beliefs. The joke was anonymous was a joke now these new fags take it seriously. Trust me I know for a fact it was all for the lulz before these young faggots hijacked the name.
I am a armed security guard that was too much of a pussy for the military and too under-funded to own a car of my own.
PLEASE BRIBE ME TO SELL OUT.
>>68709954
Come on anon, I think we all know what THEY do..
I HAVE A SECRET.
>>68714592
If your going to cry please catch those tears in a jar and mail them to me. The tears of unfathomable anguish sustain me.
>>68702742
>Australian
>savage
>has nothing
>>68713533
But I have a JCC membership
>>68701530
If this is legit, senior in hs needing a job here
>>68714539
>CIA
>Washington, D.C.
>>68714610
>>68714610
The old anon with some maturity could really turn keks into keks with a message, maybe that would spoil it a bit, since keks are keks.
But i really think they should refrain from being too smug, since they would turn into the current year man all things considered.
>>68714730
No you dont, you fucking fag.
>>68701530
Sure, why not, recruit me up senpai. My resume consists of the fact that I'm responsible for 86.4% of all Australian shitposts. I'm on a whole other level.
>>68712394
You fill in the form and they accept you. You become a CIA asset. Your first assignment is to assassinate the god-emperor Trump! Anon, what do?
>>68701530
I can keep a secret and have nothing better to do. Inv me 2 ur club CIA
>>68701530
You already know who I am and if you wanted me you could have had me whenever you wanted.
I have been visited on at least one occasion but i'm sure there have been more observations i'm ignorant of.
Either way they know i'm not a bad guy and that hadji better not show up around me.
>>68715189
Old anon is dead the few remaining actual members are gone or in hiding. When they all started doxing each other things got ugly. Not to mention that whole cartel thing. An old anon would be wise to never let anyone know he was an old anon.
I need a job please hire me.
>>68714846
Are those "boy tears"? I mean you should be really proud of fucking up your endocrinoloical system in record time. I m pretty sure that is really healthy sustaining your body health esp. bones and well being. I m glad i could help out, after all it is 2016 and gender is social construct developed by the cia.
>>68714008
>incredibly high troll index.
I kekt
DINNER OUT IS A GO
>>68704950
We do it for free anon
>>68715578
Ok I laughed. That earns you some tasteful tits. Please enjoy this cumdumpster.
>>68715578
Hey Jüden-kraut, you have surpassed Canada status and are quickly approaching Australia.
i'm near enough to a few bases, and it IS a rather dreary evening. i'd love a chance.
>>68701530
I guess, working on a Chem degree. Will probably learn German and Russian. Could probably spy as I'm not white. Would not do anything to benefit corporations though, only the country
>>68715557
I m feeld sad to hear that. They were somehow inspiring. Somehow made the hemlock cup taste like something.
>>68715837
I ve been fapping to this cumdumpster for more than 10years, and those boobs never get old.
>>68715905
>believing America is not a corporatocracy
>>68701530
Spooky. I'm literally in the middle of applying. Also looking at a defense research company that does "social media analysis" research.
High IQ patriot reporting in.
Excellent pattern recognition.
Very knowledgeable regarding technology in general.
No issue sorting through tons of posts.
No ties to the FBI or any branch of law enforcement.
>>68716091
Be the change you want in the world son. There are people fighting the fight they just don't come here or make what they do known. Only a fool broadcasts his actions for the world to see. A wise man acts with purpose and without being known.
>>68716175
She would be a reliable fuck so yes a great go to for fap night
>>68716175
Then I chose wisely.
