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Finland come back, we have open arms
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>>68698897
Britfag here, i guess my country had the biggest and best empire going.
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>>68698897
>>68699040
We had the best empire per capita (EPC)!!
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>>68699146
Post pics aswell
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>>68698897
Is there anyone you do not welcome with open arms, Sweden?
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>>68698897
:-(
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>>68698897

We had the most glorious and most beautiful empire, not to mention the most technologically advanced.

Sadly our military sucked dick, considering that before every battle, the strategy had to be explained in 8 different languages.
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Thieving finns stole glorious estonian empire and claimed it as their own
we could do nothing in the face of the mongoloian horde
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>>68699471
You were a member of an empire. Does that count?
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>>68699363
Both Indonesia and The Netherlands were top 10 economies from 1500-1850.
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WE WUZ KANGZ
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>>68699402
GOOD ONE 60 percenter
Btw, has America had an empire?
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we were members of austrian empire.
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>>68699663
I swear you are everywhere, showing that VPN off?
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>>68699713

Americans cant read well.
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>>68698897
10 years ago I would have been all for joining sweden. Nowadays I think your arms are way, way too open. It was nice knowing you Sweden. RIP.
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>>68699713
They're literally world hegemony right now...
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>>68699494
>most technologically advanced

Nice try Ahmed Al-Wien. Britain was absolutely god-tier in terms of technological innovation at that time. Thanks Scotland.

(ps. italy outranked u. inb4 battle of isonzo)
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>>68699831
You don't own anything Pedro.
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>>68699713
We have an empire right now you fucking dork.

Guam, Puerto Rico, and Guantanamo in terms of official territories.

Japan, Australia, South Korea, Afghanistan, etc. for unofficial territories.
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>inb4 a turk posts and everyone calls him turkroach
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>>68699713
*has
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>>68699849
Yea, dont reward him with (you's)
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>>68699933
>>68699494

whoops forgot pic :√}
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Those were good days
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>>68699937
Aside from a country that's either 4th or 3rd by area, that's bigger than all but 12 empires to ever exist.

Not even counting the fact that Britain, Canada, Japan, and Germany are basically American puppets.
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>>68699851

Reading is for faggots.
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America is the current world hegemonic empire

Technically, we aren't directly controlling foreign territory like past empires, but we have economically and culturally americanized much of the rest of the world.
Local elites in obscure backwater countries adopt american customs to set themselves above their subjects.
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>>68698897
What happened Sven?
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>>68700204
We don't have to read. Only superpower in the world, baby.
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Meh, even Brazil had an empire
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>>68699851
I bet you kiss girls too faggot
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>>68698897
Need us to fight for you once more huh Sven?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YSkW4sJU4
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hello niggers
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>>68698897
>implying anyone wants to join your cucked ship that is about to sink into the ocean of Somalian cum that flows through your streets

You were the lion of the North. Now you are so cucked that you chopped the dick off your military lion. The whole world laughs at you, sissy fag. Go prep the bull, Sven
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>>68700065

>posts Japanese sourse
>doesnt even bother understanding it

Oh America.

>cant read
>doesnt understand statistics

Just leave.
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>>68700264
We are controlling foreign territory directly in Guam, American Samoa, Puerto Rico, and Guantanamo actually.
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>>68700282
You left us :(
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>>68700353
Shhh Norge be quiet I am talking to Finland
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>>68700383
Yeah, I'm saying if you calculate purely by controlled foreign territory, it doesn't seem very impressive, compared to the brits or mongols.
On the other hand, when you consider the influence we have and the de facto control we have over many other governments.. MURICA STRONK
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>>68699040
You gave indians shiny beads for land, fought some niggers in africa and fought some abbos and a couple of poo in loos.

3/10 nothing special. Highly overrated.
>muh sun never sets
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The real Swedish Empire
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>>68699713
Judging by the international reach of the US and it's numerous territories outside of the continental United States, yes.

Unlike poor old Sweden.
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Russia BTFO the Swedish "Empire" so hard it never recovered.
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>>68700384
I didnt leave, my fathers side both lived in Scania before 1600 and fought in many of our wars for svea riket. Your situation hurts me too sven.
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>>68699494
The Eastern half was only a last. Come heim ins reich!
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>>68700746
But you guys couldn't do it? o wow guess it wasnt that easy then
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When britain first at heavens command! arose from out the azure main...arose from out the azure main

its downsized alot since...but we still have alot of land.

surprisingly on americas doorstep? bemuda,virgin islands,cayman,turk and a few others.

How can yuropoors even compete?
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>>68700746

I guess being an extention of Denmark or Sweden for most of your existance has left you booty blasted, nordmann
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>>68700912
qfe.

Carolus was a fucking idiot for invading Russia.
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Technically New France was part of France empire so we had an empire in Quebec and even USA
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>>68700781
If you take that much of Germany you might take the rest of Germany + Britain as well and make it a Germanic empire.
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what are americanfags doing on this post they never even had a impressive empire
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>>68701105
Same, we basically were the Russian empire
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>>68698897
CRASHING THIS THREAD
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>>68701204
So, are you telling us that being the sole superpower of the world isn't "impressive"?

Neither was owning the Baltic Sea, cuck.
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>>68701105

for all of 5 mins you did leaf :^)

we sent some ships to bring some civilisation
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>>68698897
'ello
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>>68701354
THE TURK HAS ARRIVED.
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>>68701039
1st rule of attacking a country, make sure its not Russia
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Greetings from the largest and most powerful empire the world has ever known
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>>68701204
We are currently an empire you fucking retard. We just call it by another name today
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>>68701267
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>>68698897
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>>68701354
POST PICS KEBAB
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>>68699653
7.5/10 empire
You guys were a crafty people. First you cucked the Spaniards and rose from their bitches to a great power in no time. Built the empure on good leadership, great technology, smart finance and general effectiveness. Too bad you never had the population to do anything. Always had to rely on alliances to keep France from cucking you up
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>>68701204
they like to think they own the world or some shit and they call this their empire its pretty funny really just let them continue believing it

>muh military bases
>muh degenerate culture
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>>68700961

Will never happen. Austrians hate Germans too much.
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>>68699713
Yes.
*Sorta
America directly controlled the Phillipines and cuba for a while along with a handful of small caribbean islands, but what were really into is puppet states, Google "Banana Republic" and ignore results about clothing.
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>>68701405
/thread
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>>68701259
do you miss those days. I do.
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>>68701311

i wouldnt call you an empire desu

but alaska,hawaii and that random jap island is a good start though.

doesnt help hawaii has our flag on it still though lmao
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>>68698897
Even as a bong I admire the Holy Roman Empire, and the Second Reich. Germany should be much bigger than it currently is t-b-h.

Ours was based though. If we'd had American resources we could have conquered most of the world.
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>>68700746
Hey don't talk to my dad like that
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>>68701520
It's an empire, learn about hard and soft imperialism.

>>68701568
>>68701405
Look up the Crimean War, or the Russo-Japanese War
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>>68701204
Because we actually fucking contributed to humanity? Unlike viKANGZ, which were disgusting savages.
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Sup niggers, sun never sets as long as the Falklands are ours.
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>>68701575
>China
>Albania

Mao and Hoxha would have something to say about being lumped in with post-Stalin USSR.
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>>68701520
>NATO.
>Military bases.
>Ability to deploy military anywhere quickly
>Largest military.
>Most political power.
>Numerous territories.

Seriously?
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>>68701671
a meme empire*
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Russian reich
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>>68701354
fuck off go back to raping children scum
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Helsinki is rightful Swedish clay.
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>>68701259
>>68701105
By that reasoning is there anywhere in the world that WASN'T an empire at some point?
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>>68701437

having to pay rent to have military bases is not an empire mate

i know you want to be like your dad but dont even try lol

YOU ARE PAYING RENT ON THOSE BASES! xD

get back to me when you enslave and plunder entire continents!

we owned that much land i am still amazed at what we claimed..we even took israel!

your toys will never outshine the legacy of the empire!
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>>68699851
Austria has pretty much zero international importance.
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What country did not have an empire? Name one relevant first world country that did not have an empire.
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>>68701532
The Austrians who are against the Anschluss are just blue pilled republican filth. If Germany has a revolution we must as leader of all Germans encourage all Germans to be for unity
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>>68701750
>An empire is defined as "an aggregate of nations or people ruled over by an emperor or other powerful sovereign or government, usually a territory of greater extent than a kingdom, as the former British Empire, French Empire, Spanish Empire, Russian Empire, Norwegian Empire, Byzantine Empire or Roman Empire."

dont count
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American empire reporting in
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>>68701717
implying those cucks, would have gotten where they are without stalin
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>>68700158
>"empire" is 1 country
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>>68701341
But we still had an empire.
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Why are Swedecucks in here questioning America's empire status?
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>>68701778
>if i call it a meme it's no longer valid

Yeah, nice rebuttal.

>>68701965
Again, learn about soft imperialism.
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>>68699146
>that feel when continued dutch occupation would have made brazil 20000x better

WHY DID YOU LEAVE
CUNT
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>>68700282
Poltava
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>>68702041
Don't even NATO is the 5 permanent security council members.
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how can burgers even compete?

>alaska bought from the canadians
>a shitty japanese island
>pay for have army bases abroad

ok son...this is what a REAL empire looks like
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>>68701028
>>68700967

We were like eight people living in a quarry that is ice cold. Empire building was not a priority nor a possibility for us
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>>68698897
Mine technically had two, I guess...
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>>68702110
not an empire in the same sense as the roman or british empire u faggot
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>>68701845
We have military bases on UK soil!

Guess how many countries have bases on American soil? None, not a single one!

We dictate the terms of those "leases" that we "pay rent" on

We could just pull a Britain and rape the world but we've chosen benevolence, as the carrot proves far more effective than the stick (most of the time)
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>>68701893
Its to keep the savages away
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>>68702215

We own a nation bigger then mainland Europe, and you're a cuck to our military thanks to NATO
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>>68702376
than* fuck
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>>68702215
I love how they couldn't come up with anything worth putting in the flag for Palestine and just wrote the name
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>>68701846

And?
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Suprised Turkroaches haven't arrived yet
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>>68702217
Come on man, we had an empire too. That one time we was ever any relevant at all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Empire
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>>68702294
It's still an empire nonetheless. It's called a sphere of influence, and Britain had it as well.

I fucking hate it when people in this country go on about the US as if the Revolutionary War took place fucking yesterday.
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>>68698897
Reporting in
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>>68700959
It's too late for us now brother, you know what you have to do
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>>68702117
cuz we fuck' em
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>>68698897
It didnt last, it wasnt grand like some other Empires but heck, we had one.
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So close... yet so far...
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>>68701630


>If we'd had American resources we could have conquered most of the world.

We did conquer most of the world

>we could have conquered all of the world.

ftfy
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>>68699040
And look at you now.
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>>68702305

you choose to protect the west so we dont pump money into our own arms so we dont get silly ideas lol

the yank govt dont do anything out of kindness...they do it for political reasons.

that is why you control alot of our nukes that you borrowed us that you control with launch codes..because you dont want us having our own.

but it saves us cash so i wont complain lol

CHEERS!
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>>68702215
>>alaska bought from the canadians
are you fucking retarded
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>>68698897
Polish/Lithuanian empire reporting in.
We wuz kings.
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>>68702376
we dont want a EU army..we are quite happy with uk forces and we have already started to re arm to ramp up for the brexit..subs ships and carriers are almost done.

fuck nato senpai

and we helped you niggers out when no one else would
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>>68702554
nah not really just saying its not a real empire, i get the whole influence shit of course but nah nice try tho
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>>68702658
>northern ireland
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>tfw the World War Jews destroyed all sense of nationalism, empire and god, king and country.

;( hold me /pol/
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>>68702721
You're a Finn, not a Hittite
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>>68701394
>>68701483
>>68701794

>starts an "empire" thread
>expects for ottomans to not to come
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>>68702816
As someone who is actually joining the British Army I personally wouldn't have a problem with an EU army as long as they don't lower the standards.

Also NATO is based as fuck.
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>>68699713
>swedish empire lasted a little over 100 years, existed at the time of tons of more powerful and influential empires
>USA was an original superpower after WW2, considered the last remaining superpower today
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>>68702853
the commonwealth will be rebuilt post brexit in june mate

visa free travel between AUS CAN NZ AND UK only...none of the shit ones like india or what not.

we can start soaking up the trade that we was unable to do while stuck in the EU...and we can pick at the EUs corspe when it collapses shortly after we leave.
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>>68699713
>>68699713
yes, mr. cuckmaster assblaster
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>>68702666
>I like surrendering sovereignty for shekels

This is why you're the way you are now, back to your shitty little inbred island complaining about pakis
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>>68702861

You stole lands from the weak sand niggers, then lost it all to the Europeans
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>>68699933
Well, up to about 1800 or so it was France's game, afterwards England dominated. This was only to the Gilded Age when Americans won out.
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>>68703107

im voting out at the brexit...i want the uk to be great again and reclaim our throne from you lot

fuck you! we shall show you who is the cuck on june 23rd!
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>Had

Americans can't post here. Only us cucked former European empires can.
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>>68702658
We're not a bunch of 3rd world potato niggers sucking the EUs dick dry for precious Euro's

Well at least you shot that unarmed [spoiler] Irish [/spoiler] policeman to win your freedom from the evil imperialist bastards who tried to industrialise your backwater so you wouldn't die out if potatoes caught blight, to be proud of
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America your empire will fall soon and it will be annexed
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>>68703264

How does it feel knowing we killed your empire for no reason
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>>68703344
By Mexico? That's a good one.

Mexico can't even annex itself.
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>>68703367
They were finished long before that war m8
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>>68703030
You're a fucking idiot for joining

t. 6 years served
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>>68703127
>Constantinople
>Balkans
>Hungary
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>>68703472
How does it feel knowing we stomped on your already dead corpse Spain
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>>68703367
>>68703472

Yeah, the Spanish empire killed itself
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>>68703344

fucking wont mate

the only country worthy to take america is the uk..anyone else is an abomination
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>>68703536
Why's that, and what unit did you serve with?
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>>68703264
And Japan, Mongolia, India.
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>>68703225
>"we shall show you who is the cuck on june 23rd!"
>mfw the vote is overwhelmingly 'in'
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>>68698897
Good ol' days
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whos waiting for the turkroach to show up?
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>>68703664
Royal Engineers 32 Engineer Regiment

There is a reason everyone takes redundancy.
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>>68703557
>Muh divine wind
>Wipes out entire fleet
>Never recovers

It's amazing how one weather event can set back an entire empire that at one point controlled most of North and South America.
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>>68698897
and opened anuses
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>>68703075
>after WW2
I'll take The Banana Wars for 200 Alex
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>>68703688

its always floated around the 50/50 mark

before brussels it was like 54% out...after brussels though with 3 months to go and other attacks planned?

dont take a rocket scientist mate lol
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>empire: an extensive group of states or countries under a single
>supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress

The United States of America IS an empire. Everyone ITT BTFO.
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>>68703832
I'm not joking here, man. Why am I an idiot for joining?
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>>68703763
Yea but you didn't even have your empire stolen from you by other Euros. You just reached to far and got kicked out by locals after you trusted them to subjugate themselves for you.
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>>68703944

Lol that doesn't count
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>>68704019
Actually the decline started with Napoleon being a faggot and turning against us. Since the mainland was occupied, the American territories revolted and.. well, you know how it goes
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>>68704001
Because joining the military is literally signing your life and free will over to people who do not in fact give a single solitary shit about you. About the only thing you get out of military service is "honor" and honor cannot replace lost body parts.
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>>68703941

thats like saying you own 30 properties....when actually all you own is a towerblock lol

bit dishonest m8

outside of pol i have never heard of it related to as an empire.
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>>68702215
Alaska was bought from Russia. Do they not teach you that in the mosques, Mohamed?
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Oh, sorry did you said "had" OP? The greatest and strongest empire is still kicking strong, maybe I should leave the thread.
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>>68704001

the guy is a pacifist liar mate he probs votes for corbyn

do what you feel is right and fight for your country so weak cucklings like that guy dont have to.
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>>68704222

i knew it was bought from one or the other.

American history doesnt get taught at all here..its not relevant to us tyrone.
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>>68704158
>Try to two time on your French shortman complex boyfriend with a Smarmy Brit, act surprised when the Angry midget beats you up and the kids you had with that exotic foreigner abandon you.

Your Caramel Skinned wiles will only get you so far Senorita.
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>>68703904
You'll cuck yourselves at the last minute and stay in, the propaganda for in is really being stepped up hard and they're pushing the "muh shekels" point real fucking hard

People are gonna vote with their wallets on this on m8
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>>68704193
Ah well, to each their own. Personally my family has quite a long history with the military and it's what I feel is the right thing to do.
Besides I've been waiting 9 fucking months for this and I'm not about to drop it for uni or some shit tier job.
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We technically conquered this empire
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>>68704193
Cuck

>>68704214
That's because you're still butthurt about "those damn colonists!"
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>>68704054

Lol, if this one doesn't count you'll have to take many others off the list.

I'm curious though, why wouldn't it count? We even won wars and conquered lands and shet.
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>>68704526

if you mean cameron most people hate him lol...if he says stay...people will leave

im not even worried...the propaganda isnt working

even they are saying there is no passion for the IN campaign...ive noticed the govt are now bracing for impact of late.

they know its coming :DDD

the uk will be back to reclaim its title of masters of the planet.
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>>68702089
Shut the fuck up, potato nigger. You have been anally raped by England your entire existence. How's it feel to be on par with nigger zulus in South Africa?
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>>68704771
shit then it does count, I haven't really studied Brazilian history
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>>68702089
What the hell are you doing in here.
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>>68700912
>tfw everyone falls for the russian meme of retreating back behind you border and burning/fucking everything up.

Why did they all follow the russian into that wastelend and why has it happened to multiple countries multiple times?
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>>68704559
Not saying you shouldn't, My family has a long history in the military too. I'm just saying its never something you because it's a good deal, it's is an unquestionably rotten deal in terms of risk vs reward. Some people do it anyway because they're not doing it for a tangible reward.
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>>68702633
that scheme is so dumb...oh's haiti considered an empire? And norway was a 900 years old empire? PLEASE aahahhaa
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>>68698897

FINNO-KOREAN HYPER WAR
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>>68699973
>australia
kek
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>>68704855
At least the Zulus dealt some serious blows to the Brits when the Brits were still in the "how could these savages possibly stand against the empire!" and didn't start total war, the Irish just got BTFO from day one
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>>68700069
keep up hope, zilfag
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>>68704778
Sorry lid but people are getting pamphlets in the post everyday outlining the negative economic consequences of leaving and people will always do what is cheapest for them
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>>68704496
Could you please get that frying oil out of your keyboard and write like a fucking normal person?
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>>68704867

The empire was probably the most legit time of our history.

Everything about Pedro II seems to have been pretty based. History says he was the Trump of the HUEland past.
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>>68701004
This just makes me sad now
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>>68704568

we recognized mexico as an independent nation just to piss you guys off hahaha
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>>68704001

>given purely metal detectors to search with for mostly non metallic IEDs
>fucking your knees up for life
>trades are useless as you get no experience because they hire civilians to do it
>day to day routine of -phys -wait in hanger -lunch -wait in hanger -knock off and repeat
>senior NCO's equally bored so start fucking over the troops for something to do
>UK regiments all 1 man rooms destroying comradeship
>constant reducing what you can claim for, effectively reducing wages without the negative publicity of a lowered base wage
>if you end up killing yourself post service the Army will deny it's due to watching your mates pink mist and tell your family to go fuck itself
>issue sub standard equipment and pretend it's state of the art
>MOD spends all it's money on high cost but pointless projects such as the current refurbishment of the Royal Fleet Auxiliaries ships from the 1970's despite them going out of service in the next few years so they can keep their budget, while simultaneously issuing cheap search equipment because fuck the guys on the ground
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>>68705243
>Australia

Not an empire, never was, get out
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>>68698897

This is what we were going for anyway. None of you fags can deny that we've already won
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>>68700288
the only empire Brazil has ever had is on poverty and taking bullets
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>>68700284
>only superpower in the world
i think china and the ruskies would disagree
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>>68705244

and the out campaign has been posting their own debunking it..people use social media more these days also

the ones who will vote will already be following it and be subbed to certain pages

also the queen hinted at brexit and it was in the SUN paper so...its likely now.

might even bang a flutter on at the bookies for trump to win and to exit the uk as an accumulator.
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>>68705333
wait until we annex indonesia
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>>68699713
America has an empire, and it controls Sweden & the other eurocuck nations
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>>68705401

Russia can disagree all they want, they're cucked by old post soviet tech, and modern tech that's just as garbage

and china is too big for their military to be any good, but nukes are scary
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>>68702123
Its really been all down hill since Bernadotte.
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>>68704960
Because everyone thinks that because they know the history of Russia luring invaders into the trap of winter they won't fall into it.

>>68704757
Yeah I'm totally a cuck because I don't worship the the military like a religion and ignore it's many and egregious faults. The military treats its people like shit, pays them poorly, sells them out to special interests(both in terms of blood for corporate overseas and in terms of Grunts getting second rate equipment because of acquisitions corruption.), lies to them about benefits, and just generally treats humans like particularly expensive and difficult to replace ammunition. Some people are willing to be subject to that, some are not, the beauty of America is that you have the right to make that choice without any repercussions.
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>>68705401
Vacate the thread, plebeian

And thanks for building us a new Marine base
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>>68705294

dont let it lol...let it serve as a warning

no empire can be too great to fall....

we are bouncing back though we will rebuild post brexit.
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>>68705328
When did you serve?
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>>68705265
America is not the southeast you moorish rapebaby, I haven't eaten anything deep-fried in years.
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>>68705564
>"I totally know all about the military you guise!"
>t. never served

Kys
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>>68699713
Pic Related, American Empire
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Everyone knows you have aides Sweden.
Stop trying to infect others. That's a bad Sweden. No! Bad Sweden!
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>>68705685
Okay native american rape baby
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>>68699713
you're living in it
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>>68705632
Why the hell is Malaysia there
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>>68705672
2006-2012
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>>68705826
I'm and Irish/German Rapebaby Thank you very much.
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American Empire
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>>68705551
still a superpower though.
how does being "too big" render the military inferior to the US's?
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>>68705796

we landed on mars 1st with beagle 2 get fucked mate lol

desu as long as whitey colonizes space 1st that is all that matters.
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>>68698897
What if your country still has an empire?
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>>68705851
you were in the empire silly
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>>68705928
poor training, low quality weaponry
poorly equipped military, and low quality troops
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>>68705387

t. Alberto Barbosa.

We were so prosperous your royal family literally left your broken down "empire" and came here.

How do you justify that?
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>>68705895
so you are a native american mixed with a british person who mixed with an irish person who mixed with a german person

nice
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>>68705970
Sorry redcoat, can't hear you all the way from Voyager 1.
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>>68705851

i think you used to be a colony bro...suprise! xD
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>>68700303
the wogs begin at Calais
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>>68705908

space treaty states NO ONE has ANY claim to anything outside of earth.

you did land on it 1st though credit where credit is due though.
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>>68705928
China isn't a superpower, they're a dominant regional power, China has zero military influence anywhere that is not in close proximity to china.

Their military is too big because it is so large as to be unwieldy and the vast size spread resources thing and leads to a vast but poorly equipped fighting force, basically the People's Army is a massive military police force, but if pitted against a modern military it would be cut to ribbons while sustaining casualty counts measured in the millions.
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>>68705970
Are you fucked m8 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_1
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>>68705888
Okay, I've spoken to some guys in the army and they have the same things so say about the state of the army in the 2000's.
However they also say that it's all changing now, one example being the switch to new detectors that can pick up any object underground.

How much of that is true I can't be sure of, but I'll have to take their word for it.
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>>68706274
No, fuck off.
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>>68706279

fuck lol
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>>68698897
Israel is basically America's little wildlife preserve, so..
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>>68706001
>>68706117

Ohh I'm flattered actually, always thought we were too obscure to be even heard of. Then again we lost two planes xD
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>>68706412
Shut up Muhammad
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>>68699653
Its a bretty gud empire for a little country honestly
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>>68706563
>le kebab meme

Yours was a kingdom, this thread is for empires in more than name only.
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>>68699713
We're the global hegemon
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>>68706091
t. American, non-native, successful invader didn't get blended into an existing culture. By ancestry I'm like 60% German 30% Irish 5% English and 5% Scot.
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>>68706503
> xD
Are Muslims allowed to post this emoticon?
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>>68698897

Dose this Reigon support Bernie Sanders?
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>>68698897
We did confederation and became the second largest country, literally an empiren
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Enternal americans BTFO
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>>68702089
Get the fuck out of here, atleast America is fucking debatable.
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>>68706797

does this trigger you?
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>>68705851
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>>68706762
As the supremacist majority I can do whatever the fuck I like until the Chinese take over. By which point I'll move to a white country and enjoy equal rights. Muh freedomz! xD
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>>68706955
>debatable

There's nothing debatable about it

Denying America's global hegemony is akin to denying that the Earth revolves around the sun
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>>68701701
If you lose Pitcairn then the sun really will set on the British empire

https://what-if.xkcd.com/48/
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>>68706914
I'm not quite sure what your getting at sweden.
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>>68707295
Fucking Pitcairn, isn't most of the population involved in some kind of sexual abuse scandal?
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>>68707224
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Nations

It appears you are part of the british commonwealth lol welcome aboard xD
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>>68706797

>Ecuador
>Empire
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