New thread.
Use the hashtag to expose Cruz
Send the Ted Cruz story to the following news sites.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
If we can get multiple local media sites reporting this it will break headlines easily
http://www.dallasnews.com/news-tips/
http://extras.denverpost.com/newstips.html
http://news9.com/Promo.aspx?catId=257332
http://newjersey.news12.com/services/contact-us-1.3991796
http://www.wisn.com/tv/contact
http://www.baltimoresun.com/about/contact/bal-baltimore-sun-newsroom-directory-ngux-htmlstory.html
http://www.komu.com/contacts/
http://wpri.com/about-us/contact-us/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2010/10/14/contact-us.html
http://www.drudgereport.com/cgi-bin/fastfeedback.cgi
http://wishtv.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/contact-us/
http://ktla.com/contact/
http://wsfa.com/wsfa/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od%3AFIgGi2gG
http://koin.com/more/contact-us/
http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/14869487/how-do-i-contact-fox
If I didn't list your local news station just search [Your State] news contact.
Contacting one station should be at most 30 seconds of your time
TED IS A MESS
We will all feel the bern.
>>68698039
#CruzSexScandal
EL RATO CRUZ IS GOING DOWN!!!!!!
>>68698039
show me pics of his whores. this guy is supreme alpha!
I wouldn't even be doing this if the shills weren't pissing me off so much.
>>68698039
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
Why does it redirect to radaronline
AYYYYY
JIM CAUGHT ON
the more coverage the better
I WANT DIRT ON THOSE OTHER TWO BROADS AND I WANT IT ON MY DESK YESTERDAY, /POL/!
NOW YOU'RE FIRED UNTIL YOU COME BACK WITH THAT DIRT!
>>68698039
Media is now in a bad spot
They don't want Trump to win, however all liberal outlets will be reporting it so the conservative outlets will be losing potential profits.
This is a jewish crisis if I've ever seen one
>>68698293
kek
Good, expect mass Mormon suicides if this blows up.
>>68698293
BTFO
>>68698276
FUCK OF MALE SURYG FAG IT IS ALL OVER!!!!!
I only wish that My Waifu was not taken advantage by that man.
:^(
>>68698039
anybody got a list of $1000/night DC call girls with pics
do it America do not let me down
two of the five are confirmed
LYIN TED HAD NO #CRUZCONTROL ON HIS #CRUZMISSLE FOR HIS 5 (FIVE) MISTRESSES CAUSING HIS WIFE TO BECOME SUICIDAL
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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>>68698276
>A
I FUCKED TED
>>68698365
REMEMBER MASADA!
I can't handle all this news pol. It seems fake but I want to believe.
Did Trump just BTFO Cruz and the Mormons?
>>68698449
I am no longer a #CruzMistress
Anyone working on finding out who the other women are?
>>68698039
#BusTED
#EjaculaTED
#CheaTED
This whole thing is ridiculous and needs to stop. It's from a FUCKING TABLOID MAGAZINE! The same kind of magazine that posts headlines such as "aliens are among us". This is really turning me off of supporting trump.
Why would anybody willingly fuck rato?
Look at his fucking face.
Is the line "I am a true conservative " some sort of sex magic incantation?
>>68698039
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
Too late now, but you should not put the exact hashtag in your post, make it like cruzs3xsc4nd4l - otherwise anyone searching google for it will be directed to your thread and make it seem less credible.
>>68698386
mormons are for polygamy, doof. this will only make them happy.
>>68698577
I've been working on the one in the middle, I've searched through some DC modeling agencies and I've found the same kind of black background but I've yet to find any 'model' (prostitute) who has a similar hairstyle/clothing
>>68698039
you faggots are paid shits for the Clintons or establishment for Kasich
you keep making new threads to derail conversation development
you keep bumping you crap
you fucks are going down this november
>>68698412
So did mine, anon. Today is a sad day.
>>68698608
I know , boy they're crazy,huh?
This is nothing at all..
>>68698608
your candidate is finished. pack your shills and move on.
>>68698644
DUDE WEED LMAO
THIS IS A MOVEMENT! WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE VIOLENCE AND THREATS FROM THE FASCIST LEFT. THE WORLD NEEDS TRUMP, RIGHT NOW!!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
>>68698276
>>68698644
WE ARE CURRENTLY TRACKING YOU AS WELL
YOUR ATTEMPTS WILL BE FUTILE
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>68698644
The Canadian law???
Kek you must be really worried
>>68698449
So we missing the teacher, lawyer, and the hooker
>>68698720
GEEZ OH MAN
THIS THREAD IS JUST NUTS
>>68698608
>LOOK MOM I DID THE EBIN AGAIN!!!!11!!!!XD
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL WITH YOUR ***troll*** OR FUCK OFF
YOU ARE NOT A SHILL OF ANY KIND
>>68698608
>>68698622
He's a quadruple agent playing as a double agent to sabotage legislation and endorse legislation he does and does not stand for. He plans to become president and prime minister of Canada in one erection. Just saying it gets me hard
I am now an anti-Cruz missle.
Ted doesn't deserve this. You should be ashamed.
>>68698788
Thank you Leafman... squeak, squeak
>>68698412
your waifu sold herself in order to take down ted. trump is her master and ted wsa the prey.
trump probably had a whole army of whores trying to sleep with all of his competition.
>>68698412
this is a strange kind of porn
>>68698039
Leave my mistresses the hell alone!
#5Girls
Is this what they were referring to?
Lollipop does sound like a codename for a hooker.
LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP
OH LOL LOL LOLLI LOLLI
LOLLIPOP.
DUN DUN DUN DUN
>>68698920
Don't you have better things to do Ted
>>68698358
What is his connection to Katrina?
>>68698513
EBIN
>>68698721
Don't worry senpai there's still a good chance it's not her.
This fake scandal is only going to make Trump look desperate. He already attacked his wife.
Why don't you guys give up on it already and move on? Oh right, that's because Trump has reached his ceiling. He stands no chance in November unless he resorts to trickery like this. America doesn't need a leader like that.
>>68698039
BE SURE TO POST TIP TO DRUDGE REPORT
Please stop. I don't know what to say to make you people stop.
I'll get fired, guys. Do you want me to get fired? My whole job is to prevent shit like this from happening on this board. It was bearable when all I had to do was post a pro-Ted thread every now and then. Please just stop.
There's nothing there. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs? Please. I don't want this hanging over my resume forever. Please /pol/, if you've ever had any compassion in your hearts, please, just stop digging. I promise there's no scandal. Just stop.
>>68699014
>BusTED
topkek
>>68698622
>Why would anybody willingly fuck rato?
That is what I don't get. Paying prostitutes I would understand... but halfway attractive women fucking him consensually? Hard for me to believe. Hell, I would have expect him to be getting fucked by men more than women!
>>68698723
>A broken clock is right twice a day
They've been sued and have had to settle for millions due to defamation and libel suits. So think about who you're supporting as a legitimate news source, cuck.
>>68699025
She used to work with/for him
>>68699014
HOW DID THEY KNOW
>>68699093
Don't despair senpai, Trump will be the greatest job producing president in history. It's going to be YUUUUGE
>>68699025
>>68698920
>Canadians getting behind their candidate
>>68699059
>>68699093
FIRE ALL SCRIPTS, IF TED GOES DOWN WHO IS GOING TO BUY US TENDIES
TEDchan is so low energy
>>68699093
The Streisand Effect's a bitch, m8
BLOOD IN THE WATER
>>68699025
The look in her eyes you just know they banged
#5Girls1Cuck
>>68699014
HE GON BID DAT WAW
>>68699093
>Do you realize how many people are going to lose their jobs?
Do any of us care. Lying Ted is finished, faggot!
>>68699217
Psh, I'm on an encrypted Linux install on Mcdonald's wifi using 10 proxies and TOR.
you'll never find me!
>>68699081
about a 2 year old headline?
Cheatin' Ted! He holds his wife high and then puts her down. And then he cheats, he cheats, and he cheats! Cheating Ted.
>>68698713
Absolutely degenerate
>>68699244
wew lad
>>68699315
Do you mean he who is known as "quick draw"
>>68699093
Isn't it against the rules to imply that you're admin or mod?
>>68698513
>I FUCKED TED
kek
>>68698920
Why are the worst shitposts always autistically spaced like this?
>>68699417
requesting the other pic similar to this one
>>68698039
SPREAD THIS IMAGE FOLKS ALL OVER TWITTER!!
#CruzSexScandal
>>68698713
lol no they aren't dumbass
>>68698721
>>68698412
Catching them all like Herman Cain desu
>>68698276
We repeat: We repeat
>>68699394
>>68699093
Trump isnt tied to this story at all. If anyone but Trump is damage from this, who cares?
TED HAS DONE NOTHING! YOU WILL FIND NOTHING!
STOP DIGGING!
>>68699513
>>68699014
>Lollipop
By codename for a hooker, do you mean streetname?
That is just too cliche to be true.
Everything i touched was lies
everything i left got booger
on the road to Washington
every mistake I ever made
has been rehashed and then replayed
>>68699217
Nice Try APPLIED MEMETICS LLC
NOW FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ROCK THAT YOU CRAWLED UNDER FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
>>68699093
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is pathetic
>>68699394
>Canadian
>persecution
what are you going to do? make me say "sorry" and them have me smoke weed?
>all this shilling and spamming
HOLY shit this is the second coming of the Hillary email thing.
Only that Hillary's people are far past this point
>>68699593
timestamp or fuck off leaf
>>68699244
Cruz looks like the alien in Men in Black III that wore human skin as a costume
I'm liking Ashley Dupre for number 3
Involved in some sex scandal with Eliot Spitzer 54th NY Governor as well so she's in that kind of market.
Not really read into it yet but not... impossible?
>>68698412
>>68698449
>>68698720
>>68698748
Look, I want to see Trump in the oval office like anyone else.
But do you idiots really want to make this election about women, running against Hillary, who is strengthening her hold over female voters?
You clowns are going to destroy the entire Trump movement, and for what? A tabloid ad?
Nothing will happen until at least one of these ladies decides to go public. You can come out of the happening bunker now.
Ted Cruz is the best thing happened in American politics since Reagan.
>>68699637
Dat Ass
Also:
> #CruzSexScandal
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>>68699244
>>68699340
Didn't know she was a traitor. Kinda lowers my opinion of her.
It's probably no coincidence that mostly Canadians are defending rato.
>>68699547
Canadian flag
lol this is quality bait
6 & 8 COMMANDMENTS TEDDIE
HE FORGOT
THE POOR TEDDIE FORGOT
ISN´T IT SAD?
>>68699680
FUCK OFF
#CruzSexScandal
Wow niggas is this some factual shit with evidence? also did this occur during his marriage with his current wife? if so then shits gonna get real, if this happened in the past this is fucking stupid and irrelevant.
>>68698918
He's probably the only person who deserves this
MAN THE FUCKING SHILL CANNONS
allahu kekbar!
>>68699549
yes they are. they'll just see ted's whores as sister-wives that he has to keep quiet about because of religious persecution by the state.
>>68699513
Or this?
IT'S TOO EARLY
NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THIS IN TWO WEEKS
>>68699483
He's implying he's a paid Ted shill
>>68699530
SPREAD THIS
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
>>68699827
during his marriage, why do you think his daughters don't like him, he must also be a shit dad that comes home drunk
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIIIGHHHH
>>68699855
nah its with the dog, but worded differently
only saw it a few times here
>>68699547
Prosecute away, faggot
>>68699751
not a traitor... a double agent working for trump
>>68699174
what a piss poor analogy comparing them to a broken clock
>>68699680
>But do you idiots really want to make this election about women, running against Hillary, who is strengthening her hold over female voters?
KEK women hate Hillary.
And Hillary defended her husband from sexual assault accusations from a multitude of women.
There's SO MUCH dirt on her
Guys, I have a PhD in Economics, and I can guarantee you that a Trump Presidency will lead us to massive growth and prosperity.
>>68699093
This is unreal
>>68699898
NOT IF WE MEME REALLY HARD
>>68700034
>>68700068
This isn't a clock, it's a bomb this time
>>68699513
>>68698920
Consequences will never be the same!
>>68699898
WE MEME'D JEB
WE CAN MEME THIS
>>68699952
Guys we better stop now. Or they will send people to our houses.
>>68700096
good luck i'm behind 7 goyim
You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make idols.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.
A fucking midget
Is this one of those /pol/ satire threads I hear about?
You guys know that the National Enquirer has never been right about anything, and it is basically a fiction tabloid.
Well, they did break the story on Chelsea Clinton, though (pic related).
>>68700088
that's all i needed to hear. i am now a #CruzMissile
>>68699394
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>>68699679
looking into photos of her. Can't seem to find any that are matching the one in the magazine. will keep looking
>>68699766
No it's mostly conservatives who aren't giving in to unfounded liberal tabloid rag rumors like neckbeard trump supporters do
r8
>>68700178
kek, even better
Cernovich just RT'd
>>68699340
Ted Cruz is known to be THE most hung guy in the republican party, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Katrina's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Ted barely able to force it past the knob, and Katrina moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>68699680
But that's exactly what they want to do.
Most of the Trump supporters on /pol/ are just Clinton shills
Trump is the best thing that ever happened to her campaign
>>68699751
We don't know why she left Cruz's campaign. What matters now is that she's with Trump.
>>68700021
THEN HE LIES.
>>68699811
HE DIDN'T KNOW
>>68700268
M8...
>>68699633
I lived in DC for a while.
There's a reason it became cliche.
>>68700244
Thats funny as fuck even though it's fake
>>68700245
Did you even stop to see that the magazine in that photo isn't the National Enquirer?
Shills really are retarded.
>>68698039
Be careful everyone, this is a false flag. Cruz is going play Trump for a fool. Just let it die, for everyone's sake.
>>68700245
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>68700245
that clearly says weekly world news, not national enquirer
>>68700196
Shills gonna need an amberlamps after the backtracing they are getting.
PRAISE KEK
>>68699244
I'd eat her rump roast
>>68700306
>>68700306
good/10
Few days ago I was going to make a Donald face for this picture, but it wasn't relevant enough.
>>68698244
>romp
>>68700088
>PhD in Economics
Austrian or GTFO.
I FUCKED TED
What's even happening?
>>68700336
kek try again
>>68699093
HAHAHAHHA
FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT
KEEP THE MEME PRESSERS ON /pol/
#CruzSexScandal
ANTI CRUZ MEME PAC FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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fuck this Tantaros picture is close to number 4
>a hooker
All I know is he should probably get tesTED
>>68700537
>canacuck
>>68700153
bombs kill looks like cruz is done
>>68700537
Fuck off Applied Memetics.
How long will it take to get trending?
Fuck we have been at it for hours
>>68700537
watch me faggit
>>68699898
It'll be starting to cool off when the actual publication hits and then it sparks it all over again.
>>68700537
>LEAF
If you prosecute your enemies, they win.
>>68698513
can't blame ted. She's gorgeous.
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/24/the-national-enquirer-runs-story-of-multiple-ted-cruz-affairs/
good blog with update on story
1k+ comments
what we need to do now is find out if "lollipop" really is a callgirl
>>68700359
HE DIDN´T KNOW?!
POOR POOR TED
TED DIDN´T KNOW GUYS
TED
DIDN´T
KNOW
BUT WE HAVE TO REMIND TED GUYS
IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, WE HAVE
SO REPEAT WITH ME /pol/
YOU
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>>68700602
DELETE THIS
ANDREA WOULD NEVER FUCK TED
>>68699093
>>68700537
Eat shit, cruz is a cheating lying scumbag, and so are you
>>68700537
Canadian law?
>>68700537
Oy Vey! It's annudah shoah!
>>68700602
we need a better source pic to be sure
>>68700537
They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law id they DON'T continue.
I repeat: They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law id they DON'T continue.
They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law id they DON'T continue.
I repeat: They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law id they DON'T continue.
They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law id they DON'T continue.
I repeat: They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law id they DON'T continue.
IT'S FAKE. IT'S FROM A FUCKING
TABLOID!!!
WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS REALIZE THIS?
Is it seriously trending on Twitter?
>>68700399
>>68700446
Same shit dummies, all those rags belong in the trash. I guess you guys believe the Pope is a transsexual as well..?
>>68698622
>Cuban latin lover stereotype gets women's panties wet no matter what the guy looks like because women are fucking stupid
>>68699093
>>68700796
No, the show #Scandal is.
>>68700602
SHIIIIIIIIET
>>68700793
Please keep going. Are you that guy who's going to lose his job?
God, this is better than the ZimZam threads
this is a non story, stop wasting your time man, this is sad.
>>68700793
u ok m8
>>68700793
>>68700245
They have been right before. presidential hopefuls: Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson and John Edwards to name a few of the more infamous examples.
>>68699093
>Do you want me to get fired?
Yes.
>>68700640
>>68700602
NO PLS
>>68700602
ON GOD PLEASE NO. NOT HER TOO
:^(
>>68700793
What concept of meme magic don't you understand Dan?
>>68698288
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
not for me
5 (FIVE) MISTRESSES
SUICIDAL WIFE
NO CRUZ CONTROL ON THAT CRUZ MISSLE
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>>68700793
Nice try shill. We're going all in on this one.
>>68700870
Perhaps we should co-opt the hashtag?
>>68700734
SHALL
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>>68700800
I actually do Canada
#CruzSexScandal
The meme machine is set to rapid fire.
I love this job.
>>68700744
All five of the chicks are Trump agents. INCEPTION
PRAISE KEK
>>68700966
CHECKED MY NIGGA
NOW SPREAD THE HASHTAG #CruzSexScandal on twitter.
>>68700537
˙ǝnuıʇuoɔ noʎ ɟı ʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ʇsǝןןnɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʇnɔǝsoɹd ǝq ןןıʍ noʎ :ʇɐǝdǝɹ ı
˙ǝnuıʇuoɔ noʎ ɟı ʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ʇsǝןןnɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʇnɔǝsoɹd ǝq ןןıʍ noʎ
˙ǝnuıʇuoɔ noʎ ɟı ʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ʇsǝןןnɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʇnɔǝsoɹd ǝq ןןıʍ noʎ :ʇɐǝdǝɹ ı
˙ǝnuıʇuoɔ noʎ ɟı ʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ʇsǝןןnɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʇnɔǝsoɹd ǝq ןןıʍ noʎ
˙ǝnuıʇuoɔ noʎ ɟı ʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ʇsǝןןnɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʇnɔǝsoɹd ǝq ןןıʍ noʎ :ʇɐǝdǝɹ ı
˙ǝnuıʇuoɔ noʎ ɟı ʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇxǝ ʇsǝןןnɟ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝʇnɔǝsoɹd ǝq ןןıʍ noʎ
>>68700068
>ad homs the analogy
>doesn't acknowledge that enquirer is a tabloid rag that has been repeatedly sued for libel and lost.
I'm starting to believe the hype that trumpfags are low info voters.
DROP DEAD TED
>>68700793
>the same tabloid that broke the John Edwards scandal
Ok, Ted.
>>68699952
>YOU WILL REGRET THIS A LOT.
Don't you think Ted would be readying a libel suit if none of this were true? He would have total grounds to sue...if this were not true.
Have a nice night, thumbdick.
>>68698608
FYI, it's the same tabloid that broke the Clinton Lewiniski story.
>>68700793
all caps convinces no one believe me i've tried on other occasions.
CRUZSEXSCANDAL CRUZSEXSCANDAL CRUZSEXSCANDAL CRUZ ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>>68698365
Trump has consistently out-jewed the jews every step of the way, unbelievable
>>68701000
>We should co-opt the hash tag?
It would get it seen.
>>68701014
NOT
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>Several of the sex scandals involve reports of Cruz disappearing with women into a closet
>Cruz had infamous closet meeting with Ben Carson
SAY IT AIN'T SO BEN
Why isn't Cruz suing the magazine for defamation?
>>68701220
Nooooo
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>>68701220
im not sure what to say here
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>>68701220
>11 seconds apart
no way
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>>68701220
THE MADMAN
>tfw only people who buy national Enquirer are moms at the grocery store
Wisconsin is in the bag boys
>>68700793
/tv/ memed into existance the plane crash with no survivors in Les Baines France.
/pol/ created ebola chan, who ran rampet for as long as the anons here took notice of her. then they got bored, and ebola went Dormant.
/pol/ memed Ba'al for a bit, and lightning struck Mecca, toppling a crane and killing dozens, injuring hundreds more.
Lets say for the sake of argument, you are correct. the enquirer is running a fraudulent story.
By the time we are done we will make what is fraudulent, into reality.
Behold, the horrors of when 4chan grasps at the Occult, bending reality to our will.
>>68701205
>>68701220
WHAT THE FUCK
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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>YOU MESS WITH MY WIFE YOU MESS WITH MY KIDS THATLL DO IT EVERY THE TIME
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#CRUZSEXSCANDAL
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>>68701220
It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake.
It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake.
It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake.
Please just stop. I don't know what else to do at this point.
Maybe a miracle will happen and you'll all just finally stop.
>>68698857
a uniquely punchable face
>>68701205
>>68701220
Praise KEK.
>>68701205
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>>68701205
Fucking nailed it
Is this true?
If not this magazine could get sued the fuck out.
>>68701205
winrar
guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
>guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
>guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
>guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
>guys hijack the hashtag #Scandal
meme
>>68700602
It's definitely her. Just can't find the exact match for the picture used. Note the yellow background in picture 4.
>>68701000
It's post like these that make my day.
>>68701353
I don't think they'd publish it without triple fucking checking, especially for a politician
HAS CRUZ EVER READ THE BIBLE?
THE #CruzSexScandal HAS MORE VICTIMS THAN A CATHOLIC PRIEST
>>68701323
>3 posts by this id
Why are you scared of a "fake" story?
Remember to tweet #scandal as well as #cruzsexscandal to get more visibility
So the guy who broke the Cruz sex scandal story is the same guy who won the Pulitzer for breaking the John Edwards affair.
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>>68701045
The fifth one is Pro-Cruz though...
She's always on CNN slurping it up.
She's his former communications dire-...
>FORMER
Aw shit son, she's being blackmailed into defending Rato on the news.
>>68701408
Damn I have to pay my respect to the Rat. That's a great pull on his part
>>68701205
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