Hey, is that marijuana in your vehicle? Mind if I take a look?
>>68689655
Not at all, sir! As a non-degenerate, I understand that you are attempting to guarentee not only my safety, but the safety of everyone else on the road!!!
Thank you for your service!!!
Are you resisting arrest, sir?
NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES
No
>>68689655
Sure, you can take a look, I am not a nigger or liberal therefore I don't smoke that shit.
>>68689655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HccPblr5Mbc
>>68689655
I AM AN ARTICLE FOUR FREE INHABITANT UNDER THE ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION THIS IS RAPE YOU'RE LITERALLY RAPING ME
>>68689809
Bootlick cuck detected
Yeah I mind you stupid pig fuck go hit the gym lard ass bitch
>>68689655
Get a warrant you fat fuck.
>>68689655
AM I BEING DETAINED?????
>>68689655
Got a warrant?
I do not consent to any searches. Now, unless I am being detained, good bye officers.
I'd just blow a big cloud of dank in his face.
It's actually some Puple Nurple officer. Would you like to toke? Alaska citizens love their police and their pot.
>>68689655
Feel free to search, officer. I can ensure you that I do not keep marijuana in my car.
>>68690072
>>68689655
>not holding your stash in your hand and throw it out your far from your car as possible
or just have it on your pockets or right between your taint.
DONT PUT IN YOUR CAR, might as well throw your money at the police.
>>68689655
>having pot out in the open in your car
>not sealing it in a jar
>carrying an amount that would get you in significant amount of trouble
>living in an ass backwards state where marijuana isn't at least decriminalized
Sure, would you also like to see my medical card?
I DO NOT CONSENT TO A SEARCH
DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT?
Being obese needs to be incorporated in the health and safety code. These pigs would be incarcerated, and why not? What's the argument against drugs? It's not healthy?
>>68690387
>not hiding it in the dead spaces of your car that requires both a warrant and a trained eye to find
Its like you can't into drug smuggling
>>68689655
>Hey, is that marijuana in your vehicle?
ya in my mouth too
>Mind if I take a look?
this is California you never seen weed before?
>>68689655
You're big guys.
>>68690611
this /thread
>>68691871
BEING
>>68692710
yea, that too and pray to god they dont have k9's
>do you have a good reason for having this firearm in your vehicle?
>those grass clipping look like marijuana leaf residue
>i'll have to impound your vehicle
>and seize your property.
>>68689655
>those fat slobs being a threat
This explains why American police need the weapons they do
>>68693247
RAPED!?
