No risk bread, so risk bread
pick a nation from the list and grab a trip
read rules for roll specifics and land ceding conditions
once we have 6 players we'll start
I call dibs on
>>68670612
*I call dibs on KoE desu
>>68670612
bump t b h
>>68670612
another bump
>Russia >>68670612
>>68670612
Papal States.
Also Flindark, you're a cuck.
>>68671629
wew
arty
wew
is /int/craft still shit? havent been on in a while
>>68670612
Spain claimed
>>68671978
It's dead.
>>68670612
I claim Byzantine
>>68672205
Alliance when the game starts?
>>68670612
Dibs on Sweden
>>68670612
Claiming Gaelic Kingdoms
wew, we got 6 lads, might as well start
ROLL
>>68672205
like 3/100 online dead or iteration ended, no news of a new one dead
Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth pls
DANELAND VIKING CLAIMED
>>68672488
Aw shit man, check em
>>68672504
Rolling to fill spain.
>>68672504
EXPAND TOWARDS KANGZ! (Egyptian capital)
>>68672391
Let's keep it at a NAP for now. And only if you swear that your faith is the righteous, roman-catholic one.
>>68672504
Both. There will be a new server soon.
Also, roll to fill Italy.
>>68672504
>>68672516
if i can roll, roll to travel into sweden
>>68672504
Expand around moscow
>>68672504
I assume I start in Ireland? Scotland? Either way, expand into nearby neutral lands.
give me dat dutch republic
>>68672604
>>68672504
Bonus added
>>68672516
FYCK DIG DÄNSKJAVEL
SVERIGE STÄRK
>>68672679
Added the forgotten bonus.
>>68672504
Rolen for Polen
>>68672504
Changed my name. Same trip though.
>>68672504
>>68672923
also apparently i had a bonus from the first capitol
>>68672504
wew lads, mupdate, lemm know if i missed anyone
also remember that you start with a +4 bonus as you hold one capitol, every one you gain will give you a +4
>>68673366
Take the Isle of Man, then the rest of Ireland.
>>68673366
Expand towards and take the Egyptian capital. Spill expanding all around my 1st capital
>>68673366
Expand the influence of the Holy See. Send our Legions north, but no further than the Alps, then move south towards Sicily. If there are any spills, take Sardinia and the adjecent island, then move into Africa and towards the Egyptian capital.
>>68673366
Expand to the west pls op
>>68672816
SVENSKE OG NORDISKE TAEVER VIL IGEN LEVE UNDER HERLIGE DANSKE REGEL
>>68673366
FILL SWEDEN
>>68673539
>Egyptian capital
Allahu Akbar?
>>68673366
Fill spain.
>>68673539
Holy pope, shall we align?
>>68673366
You missed me m8
>>68672488
Take all of Sweden pls
Take the rest of Poland and the Baltics
>>68672733
Alliance, slavic brother?
>>68673626
Do you swear your eternal allegiance to God in heaven, who has sent his son to deliver us wretched sinners? Are you willing to defend the Catholic faith against its enemies, and against the false prophets? If so, then we shall manifest this alliance in the name of the Lord!
>>68673632
OP pls respond
>>68673825
Yes, we shall go with god.
>>68673366
MUPDATE
>>68673632
>>68673904
ah, sorry m8, unfortunately your dubs post didn't count as it was before the rolls, during the claiming stage
>>68674338
well fuck
>>68674338
Roll to fill Spain again, going to eat so I'll roll every once in a while.>>68674421
>>68674421
Claim the rest of Ireland, and brb.
>>68674421
REEEEEEEtake my lands from the Danes
>>68674421
Expand up to Cyprus and head north towards Constantinople
Spill expanding evenly around Alexandria.
>>68674421
Sorry, missed turn
Expand north
>>68674490
>>68674421
Spills to Scotland.
>>68673995
Splendid.
Let it be known, then, that the Holy See has forged an alliance with The Spanish Empire, to defend our faith from the hordes of heathens and unbelievers!
I should perhaps inform you that we will have to go to war with the Umayyad Caliphate, for the heathens are holding the holy land. This is intolerable. Prepare your troops.
>>68674421
Once more, with patience, we march south, until all of Italy is conquered.
>>68674421
B-b-but I had trips OP ;~; you didn't counted my trips ;~;
Also roll and keep expanding generally
>>68674628
Oh my, what a surprise
>>68674421
again
>>68674628
>>68674742
Shit. If he converts can we not war him?
>>68674742
It is destined that the Kingdom of Israel shall be ruled by Catholic faith. If you, however, concede your claims to the throne of Israel, or convert to the true faith and swear fealty to the Holy See, as Isabella has pointed out, you shall fear no harm.
>>68674966
Well if I were to convert, what would my nation become? We all know that a caliphate cannot be of the catholic faith.
>>68674421
Take Swedish Capital for Danish glory!
>>68674421
room for 1 more?
>The steepe of central asia
>any color I can have
>Goldstein Khan of the Jewish Horde
>>68675210
Become the Holy land?
>>68675210
The Umayyad Empire, I suppose. To be perfectly honest, I would rather have you as an ally in faith than as an enemy, but the holy land must be under Catholic control. This is indisputable.
>>68674421
wew, mupdate lads
added dutch lad's trip bonus to this roll because im a dingus and didnt see it
>>68675262
desu pick one of the nations from the map that are still available
>byzantine
>carthage
>>68675590
Roll to fill Spain.
>>68675590
Take Italy, Sicily, and Sardinia. Any excess goes towards the Balkans and Greece.
>>68675262
>>68675590
or moortugal
>>68675677
>>68675590
Sheiiiit. SPills to Portugal.
>>68675590
push Finland
>>68675691
WHY?!
>>68675590
Expand up towards Constantinople, spill filling in Egypt.
>>68675288
>>68675376
Give me a turn or two to think about it.
>>68675590
Counter-attack Denmark
>>68675764
Okay.
>>68675590
Expand towards the southeast pls Op
>>68675764
>Give me a turn or two to think about it
Very well, I understand that this is a decision that takes time.
>>68675590
I'll take Byzantium then, I'll change my trip
>>68675590
Claim the last of Scotland.
>>68675590
Invade Danish Vikings, go for the capitol
>>68675846
>>68675818
>>68675590
Brb gonna genocide some Palestinians
We Jerusalem now
>>68676459
I am glad to see that you have made the right choice! Your soul and the souls of your people are saved! Huzzah! As you are now a fellow Catholic, let me extend my hand in an alliance, my brother in faith!
>>68675590
MUPDATE - unstoppable KoJ edition
>>68675847
well Byzantium just got annexed, so its either Portugal or Carthage, although Carthage seems to be the better of the two options
>>68676459
Now that you have converted, alliance? Make a Catholic Bloc.
>>68676756
wew, he did it again
>>68676756
>>68676794
Roll to fill Portugal, move towards the city. Spills to the Balearic Isles.
>>68676794
REMOVE DANES
>>68676794
Continue in Scotland. Tell me, English King, may we come to an agreement on these isles or will it come to arms for us?
>>68676756
fuck it, I won't survive with a huge catholic circle jerk going on now. I'll just play another time
>>68676794
Claim the rest of the boot, then Sicily and Sardinia.
>>68676794
REMOVE SWEDISH
>>68676794
sweep into northern sweden. i uhh... can do that right/ map implies scandanavia is an island which is retarded.
>>68676794
Expand to the southeast pls
>>68676953
I will be taking Corsica and Savoy, if that is okay with you holy servant.
>>68676756
>>68676794
I think you forgot me, I rolled for 3 tiles last turn. (+4)
I rolled to attack the Vikings
Rolling again now
>>68676794
Fill Egypt, spill Anatolia
>>68676752
>>68676774
Yes, an alliance would be nice.
Not going to lie (it's a sin), but the only reason I converted was to avoid the Abbasid uprising and the 1st crusade. Also, Syria isn't Muslim anyways. Easy choice desu
>>68677196
No objections, my child.
>>68677313
Splendid!
>>68677315
Thank you, father.
RIP this thread
>>68676794
Swedes lost a little clay to the Danes, but the Poles came and fuggin rekt the Danes.
As with protocol, the rest of the danes tiles go to Poland, some of which previusly swedish, but its between Sweden and Poland what is to happen to that clay
>>68676928
Unfortunately, you have nowhere to expand, so you will stagnate until you war me, and I see no reason to prolongue this process
>>68678225
fucking hell
>>68678272
Roll to fill the rest of Iberia. Spill to North Africa.
>>68678272
SICILY ET SARDINIA. DEUS VULT!
Excess towards Carthago.
>>68678272
Expand into Norway
>>68678225
You make sense. May the best blade win, then, English King.
>>68678272
Rally through Western England and hook toward London.
>>68678272
There needs to be a Kiev capitol in this map. Russia is gimped...
>War Sweden, Invade. Crush and kill.
>>68678272
DEFEND CAPITALS AT ALL COSTS
Bonus is now plus 12. Eradicate the Swedes, don't attack Russians unless attacked by them.
>>68677042
Alliance friend???
>>68678272
Fill in everything with the orange lines, priority on Greece and Egypt
>>68678272
I need to switch to my phone. ID will change but trip will be the same.
>>68678272
Expand towards Denmark pls :D
>>68678521
In exchange for the Swedish Capitol when we destroy him?
>>68678850
u wot
>>68678272
Finish Swedeland!
>>68679099
Pls no
>>68679099
oops i am kill
>>68679066
Yes, but you need to help me BTFO some faggots.
can i help a nation?
I have to go pee for the next 3 hrs, give my land to whoever gets 69 first ;) it was nice to play with all of u :)
>>68679581
Dats right nigga, fuck off from Denmark
>>68678272
MUPDATE
well, the capitol of Sweden cannot be claimed by either side at the moment, as all adjacent tiles to the capitol must be from the same nation
so swedes live for now, try to get id back lad
I'll be rolling to remove potatoman on the western front
>>68679856
Sicilia, Sardinia et Carthago!
>>68679856
Continue the assault on English land, always pressing for London.
>>68679856
I have to leave, it was nice lads
>>68679856
Fill Iberia again. Spills to Savoy.
>>68680001
>Off by one
The lord is testing my faith. ;_;
>>68679856
Expand along the North African coast.
I'm breaking my alliances btw, nothin personnel, kids
>>68680080
And take Tunis if possible tbhf
>>68680080
Why? You'll get rekt in Europe.
>>68679856
Cede me the land around swedish Capitol killing him as per my agreement with Poland.
Fill white if sweden is kill, remove him first if I am forced to.
>>68680162
Becuase I am a strong and independent Catholic who don't need no pope (or Jews)
>>68680420
Just don't attack me, okay? No attack Catholic bretheren.
>>68680080
Fine by me as long as you retain your catholic faith and guard the holy land against the heathens.
>>68680525
Soo, the Umayyad guy just said in a skype chat for autistic map painting (quote): "These catholics won't know what's coming for them"
I suppose he's going to attack us, what do you recon we should do?
>>68680989
Militarize?
>>68680989
I just want Rome desu m8.
And I want the papacy destroyed
>>68679856
>tfw England got rekt by Hibernians
wew, talk about alt. history
seems like cabbage patch pole is afk so ill just go ahead and mupdate without him
>>68681201
>+8
Expand to the South West from Moscow. Give my ally plenty of room to expand
>>68681201
Invade Tunis, spill into Sicily
>>68681201
Iberia, spill to south France.
>>68681195
NAP than? Let me get Morocco.
>>68681358
NAP accepted Morocco is all yours
can i join or is it too late?
>>68681201
Take on Danish Kingdom now. Op, I have to eat dinner. Can you play as Gaelic until I return?
>>68681590
Dutch Republic, sorry.
>>68681201
Can I join.
Scythians
Red
East of Caspian
>>68681590
>>68681756
yep, sure thing
>>68681517
>>68681860
soyy m8's, all nations are already taken or rekt
>>68681429
Okay, thanks.
>>68681201
mupdate desu
>>68681191
I suppose
>>68681195
Over my dead body, heathen.
>>68681201
ATTACK THE UMAYYAD CALIPHATE IN NORTH AFRICA
CALLING ALL CATHOLICS FOR THE RIGHTEOUS CRUSADE
DEUS VULT!
>>68681860
>>68682000
oh wait, dutch bro frigged off so the first of you two to reply to this gets the land
>>68681201
>>68682224
Muh roll
Invade the papacy at Tunisia and spill into Sicily
>>68681954
Filthy traitor. I should have known better than to trust a wench.
>>68682224
Since I missed the last turn, attack Umayyads in North Africa etc
>>68682224
Autism turn. Tidy up my borders. Get all that stuff to the East.
>>68682224
>Aral
>Aral Sea
>Blue
>>68682224
Roll for Morocco and the Balearic isles.
>>68682425
>traitor
>imblying I want to get wiped out.
>>68682425
How does it feel to lose twice because of bonus differential?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW YOU FILTHY KUFFAR?
>>68682710
This is why you do not let women on a throne. They are weak and falter when it counts.
>>68682790
>>68682779
Could I have the North boot when you're done with thrashing the Pope?
>>68682916
I'd like to assume control of the whole Italian peninsula, if you don't mind.
>>68682779
I SHALL FIGHT NAIL AND TEETH, HEATHEN! MY FAITH IS STRONG AND THE LORD GUIDES ME!
>>68683079
Sure, just halt your advance into Europe there, until we conquer the north.
>>68683105
HE GUIDES YOU TO DEATH YOU FILTHY KUFFAR! PREPARE TO DIE BY MY SWORD!
>>68682224
Can I be a roller for the Papal States? Or get some Kind of Kingdom? Or are we all out.
>>68682224
mupdate, shits goin down edition
desu the gaelic kingdom has officially conquered the dutch republic, making them the first 4 city nation
however, umayyad's rolls have dealt damage to the papal states, after losing a hold at tunis
>>68683194
IF THE LORD SENDS MY SOUL TO BE CLEANSED WITH FIRE, SO BE IT. BUT I SHALL BATTLE THEE UNTIL THE LAST DROP OF BLOOD LEAVES MY VEINS! AND IF THE LORD SO WISHES THAT I DEFEAT THEE, THE TRAITOR ISABELLA WILL BE NEXT!
>>68683290
polish commonwealth (neon green) has been afk for a while, so you can play as him t b h
>>68683355
Actually, Can I have the Polish Lituanian CommonWealth?I think the Roller left.
>>68683355
SEND OUR LEGIONS AGAINST THE UMAYYADS, AND SHOW NO MERCY, FOR NEITHER WILL THEY!
>>68683355
Muerta Estate per favor.
Almost done with dinner..
>>68683355
Roll for the rest of South France/Genoa.
>>68683521
Plox no kil.
>>68683521
Dumb phone doesn't speak Spanish. Muerta España por favor.
>>68683355
Kill the papacy
>>68683448
Roll to Move Towards Turkey
I AM COMING TO SAVE THE PAPAL STATES.
DEUS VULT ATTACK THE UMAYYADS FROM TURKEY
>>68683591
Por que?
>>68683671
Also this is the Pole Lituanian CommonWealth
>>68683521
I call for an NAP, preferably to destroy the Umayyads
>>68683671
B A S E D
>>68683355
This isn't a very good map, everyone beelined capitals even though they offer no bonus just so new players couldn't join the game.
>>68683680
Alliance or NAP to hepl expand?
>>68683521
>>68683622
ah, so remove spaniard?
>>68683814
ALso my Bonus is +8, that was a mistake
>>68683671
Enjoy the long ride to hell
This is the day that all poles will look back on with dread
>>68683814
>>68683889
>>68683904
Let me get on a computer to properly address you all.
>>68683355
Expand into white
>>68684222
Damn I'm so Glad I was saved from those Trips senpai. God is on my Side. But I might leave you for a little later, I'm going to go take some other Capitals, I can't fight you like this.
>>68683680
Requesting your aid in Defeating the Umayyads, if you take Spain, they will surely come after you. NAP as well
>>68683355
mupdate desu
gaels swing hard with a 16+ bonus and deal some damage into spain
the papal states put up quite the fight, but it seems the huge u mad caliphate continues to advance on rome
meanwhile the poles come back to life and advance towards turkey to remove kebab
>>68683860
agreed, this is first time for me hosting and first time making the map, so there's a few kinks to fix
>>68684538
Take Stockholm. Not one step Back. Papal States, I NEED YOU TO HANG ON FOR 3-4 MORE TURNS.
>>68684538
Push back the Celts, I want to negotiate with them, not war them.
>>68684538
>>68684347
Did you get my roll?
Keep expanding into white
>>68684538
>>68684600
THOSE DUBS THO. 00
Take Stockholm, All of Sweden, and Spill out into Finland.
>>68684538
UNTIL THE LAST DROP OF BLOOD LEAVES OUR VEINS! DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>68684538
Head straight for Rome via Sardinia and Corsica. Spill smiting the old bastard
>>68684600
SO GOD WILLS IT!
>>68684649
You're getting raped by the lesser Pole.
Just figured I'd let you know
>>68684725
Next Turn I'm going to give you half my Roll
>>68684676
>When you get a Palindrome but it doesn't count on this map
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>68684649
"expanding into white"
so essentially just blob?
and ill count your last roll this time
>>68684600
wait... wtf? We had an alliance!
>>68684938
It's a new pole.
Fucking degenerates can't into diplomacy
>>68684938
Not Anymore. The Pope Needs me, Unless you can Cede me All the Land in Sweden and Finland, and attack the Umayyads, you're going down, I need that +16, that, and Since the last roller left, Its kinda Null.
>>68683814
The Umayyads may be a thread later, should they defeat the Catholics. I can agree to an NAP, to allow you to move freely.
>>68684538
Take Denmark, let Spain live while we talk.
>>68684645
How may you help my expand? We have common ancestry, I would not mind an allince with you.
>>68684983
Says the backstabber that turned my very own ally away from me. :^)
And while finding pleasure in others' pain is a sin, I am delighted at Spain getting blasted to hell.
>>68684938>>68684600
>You must wait one turn before waging war with a nation you have an NAP with.
>>68685134
Its null, because I'm a new Roller, but Its OP's decision.
>>68685121
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
>hurr durr gibs jewrusalem or you gon die
Spoken like a true degenerate not worthy of life
>>68685134
Was going to say the same thing
Lel
>>68685080
I can help you war with the slavs, should you need it. I am not planning on expanding north, just on claiming the rightful lands of Aragon and Castile. I propose a NAP at the least, and an alliance at the most.
>>68685134
I also DOn't believe any NAP was established.
>>68685275
Nevermind, I have to go. Cede to the Umayyads.
>>68685446
We were allied. I was totally unaware of the player switch.
>>68685484
Fair enough. I don't think OP is allowing quitceding, so thanks for Iberia <3
>>68685268
Is it degeneracy to claim the land most crucial to your faith? Would you not do the same? And did I not offer a peaceful solution, mostly on behalf of my ally, but also because Christ would not want unnecessary bloodshed? But I was mistaken. I have let you grown strong, I should have uprooted your empire while I still had the chance.
It is a dark day for catholicism indeed.
>>68685536
The Player Switch was announced by me, and "Allied" is not NAP, NAP is NAP, Unless you can give proof that the NAP was established. Then I'll agree to it, THat and you're just saying all this because I got 00 and you're literally getting BTFO'd.
>>68684538
mupdate desu
no quit ceding, only ceding small amounts of land for the purpose of giving an ally a fron on a war or something like that
>>68685789
oops
>>68685841
Here we go, praying for trips.
>>68685614
You're welcome to annex if if he does let it happen.
>>68685644
Well, I hope you find peace in hell.
>>68685841
Annex Rome, spill expanding north from Istanbul.
The Polish genocide will begin shortly
>>68685841
Attack Moscow to destroy the Eternal Russian. If this Succeeds, I AM COMING TO SAVE THE PAPAL STATES
>>68685841
Take Madrid as soon as possible.
>>68685938
>Well, I hope you find peace in hell.
Don't worry, you filthy heathen, no true catholic shall have to suffer the flame of hell. I can die in peace, for I know that Christ died for my sins, and the Lord shall take me unto his all-forgiving bossom.
>>68685971
Bit late you diplomatic genius.
>>68685841
Im quitting, Your map is heavily imbalenced. No ally protection, no anti-beeline measures, no pali or strait rolls.
>>68685787
Id be bitching if you rolled a 1, An alliance is more then an NAP. My fault for assuming it was covered in that agreement, usually in agmes like this it is a TWO turn delay in breaking an alliance. Your a fucking piece of shit for sneaking in and attacking an allied nation. Yes I recognize im being salty but that was awfully fucking dirty of you.
>>68686095
I will attempt to Destroy the Umayyads for you, the Eternal Russian Orthodox has been BTFO'd by my Capital Bonus Alone. But I'll try, Gtg in like 15 minutes though. It might be up to the Gaelic Empire.
>>68685841
Can I give my entire roll of 19 to the Papal States?
>>68686274
Can you please get in my gas chamber?
>>68686375
I'm leaving after this turn, and giving the Entire Roll That turn to the Papal States if I'm still alive after those sick dubs by the Eternal Russian.
You wernt even planning on fucking staying? You are everything wrong with the current state of risk.
>>68686485
Muhammad m8. Can't even stick around for a decent fight?
You fucked over two players, may as well stick around for a little longer
This is op posting from phone comp just shit itself, something about the gpu
I cant host, if someone else wants to take over be my guess but its pretty late game for that
Sorry buds, enjoyed playing tho
>>68686791
Can't Tbh, If the Papal states are still here, I'm giving them my Whole ROll. May the Gaelics Destroy you
>>68686639
I was hoping the Map Updates wouldn't take 10-20 minutes per update.
>>68686907
Guess that's it then. Shit game anyway, I'm out desu.
>>68686907
Declaring TOtal Victory for the Poles and Papal States.
>>68686907
GG, but I have a few exceptions
>have established territory for each faction
>make rules regarding alliances and NAPs
>don't let new rollers fuck over diplomacy
>more link (Greece to Italy, etc.)
>Takes two turns to take over a capital (surround for one,then hold it for two)
>>68687146
*suggestions
>>68687146
Well I'm leaving desu.
If Anything make a Tab about Alliances and NAPs.
Shit game, shit map, shit players( (^: Especially that arty guy)
Kill yourselves. This was everything wrong with risk these days.
