High quality german shitposting! German TV:
Closing borders is like turning the light on because its cold, because refugees are not terrorists!
>heat lamps don't exist
>Polski Logika
*polska logika
At least get it right when you shitpost.
tfw German medias made me hate Germany with passion
I pity you friends, and your horrible brainwash machine.
>>68649870
Germany, you tried to destroy Europe 70 years ago, now you are inviting invaders in instead of you doing the invading, why do you keep trying to ruin everything, Germany?
>>68649870
>whyyyy wonttt they ruinnnn their countryyyy like we didddd whyyyy
>>68649870
If you keep the light on for long enough, it will heat the room.
>>68649870
can someone translate that orc speech?
>>68651232
It is like there people have never been around projectors
>>68651265
Brussels got rekt
Poland closed borders
Nice logic: when the room is cold, turn the light on
>>68649870
>heute-show propaganda
>pro EU, wants UK to stay in
>had a whole section shit about the UK and saying they don't want us
>criticising logic
Jesus fuck, how many toddlers does the elephant in the room have to trample before they admit it might be a problem?
How do you even brainwash a nation, no, multiple nations so thoroughly that they will go out of their way to work against their best interest and common sense just to not appear insensitive? And for what purpose?
It's the same in Sweden, swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter, literally controled by Peter Wolodarski is always bashing Poland cuz they are not self-hating.
Wolodarskis are a polish-jewish family who came here in end the 1960:s. We have many jews who came here that period. They have Poles and european nationalism.
>>68652105
hate poles*
>>68652050
*talking shit
>>68649870
Right, they're just from a barbaric culture that has no western values and will attempt to attack anyone who refuses to obey their doctrine.
Also, rape
The " heute -show " is a a so called " Comedy show and total shit.
No bashing of leftists or muslims, only going again patriots and conservatives.
So no one really gives a shit about their opinion.
Meanwhile the AfD released their party program and the points there will make the old parties rage even more. Trying to make a translation soon.
>>68650773
Its funny. Reconciliation and walking on eggshells regarding Poland and other East European neighbours has always been the ultimate policy for not only the government but also the media.
The refugee invasion is THE turning point for the leftist movements. They throw away all regard towards democracy, free speech, post war diplomacy etc
I for one can only apologize to you tho I and everbody with a rational opinion gets treated the same
its time to turn on the heater, then
Why did he have to die?
>>68652612
I voted for that bald guy !
Based polacks, they are the best workers we ever had here, now we only have shitty lithuanians.
>>68652976
He buttfucked that Green party bitch and our so called minister of Justice in that show. Was great to watch !
>>68652798
>tfw if he stayed alive he would forge alliance with Hitler and we would together rule the Europe
>>68649870
More proof that Germans can't into humour. :^)
>>68653116
Imagine the german Wehrmacht and the polish army standing together against Stalin.
>>68649870
>turn on light
>cockroaches scatter
>>68649870
but its right. PiS won the disapora vote by far(like 70%). people who voted like this have no shame and I just hope this governemnt ends because its embarrassing af.
>>68649870
>german """""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""
And the fact the the terrorists are from Belgium just means that integration and multiculturalism are complete and total failures, which will only get worse by bringing in more muds.
>>68649870
>Closing borders is like turning the light on because its cold
What?
Literally what? What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh and based Poland being based again.
hahaha
>>68653184
Not like it wasn't the plan.
Sad that dumbo Poles thought that one good leader made them powerful.
Not taking anything away from them, but there were many better ways of playing this out.
>>68649870
>the german media is literally against enlightenment
Germans living in Poland, are they acting the same as the german government, are they trying to force multiculturalism on you?
>>68653184
>mfw we will never fight together with Germany and Hungary against communists
>>68649870
Why no attacks in poland hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>68653438
Our countries are really fucked up, the summer of 2016, when refugees will flood to Europe in their millions, will be a nightmare for us.
>>68649870
>because refugees are not terrorists!
Well, actually they are. They're fleeing Syria, that may be true. The part they forgot to tell you, though, is the fact that they're fleeing Russian bombs as ISIS is being attacked.
>>68649870
leave poland alone Merkel shill
>>68649870
>whaaaa why aren't they suicidal like I am
Uncle poland when are we going crusading?
>>68654088
this
based poland
>>68651659
It's funny because they forced us to stop using incandescent light bulbs because they convert too much energy into heat.
>>68652088
>and for what purpose
>>68652789
I had a t-shirt at age 11 that read Big Mac Attack! replete with MAC-10 I had ordered from SOF magazine. A few months later San Ysidro occurred... and a vile Jew cunt summer session proctor tried to bully shame me about it and I replied...he used an Uzi you should be ashamed because it is a gun made by Jews. She literally had a immediate nervous breakdown and they had to find another person to oversee the testing. Fuckng kook.
>>68649870
>german humour
>>68649870
no its more like turning on the lights on, to show the potential intruder that youre home and youre willing to fuck them up if they tresspass on your property. Kudos to our newly elected polish goverment who actually has enough balls to say NO to these fucking cultural marxists in Brussels.
>>68654211
that is truly funny, i even had a kek
>>68649870
Fucking Germans should mind their own business.
It's funny how the eastern europe used to be the holy land of media propaganda. And yeah, some places still are, but the west is really giving them a run for their money. Oh, how times have changed....
>>68653184
>>68653116
>>68653418
>>68653650
czechs would still cuck you
>>68652088
all of them
west europe is fucked
maybe we should put up a wall on the austrian/german side
fu germany
die alone
>>68649870
Are you sure you understand your own humour?
It literally sounds to me like:
>Since now all terrorists are know to come from Belgium
>Poland rules and takes no refugees
>Good logic: when it's too cold, turn on the lights
Like meaning: when it's too cold use some explosions
Sounds to me like good sarcasm.
>>68649870
Please invade the krauts polacks. Those cucks don't deserve their clay and they're intent on giving it away anyway.
>please commit suicide with us
fuck off
>>68654608
it didnt change, we have literal declassified documents proving western media was in cia control in the past
>>68649870
Why the fuck do Germans care what a sovereign country does?
>>68649870
>Die bislang bekannten attentater stammen aus Belgien
Yes, but Najim Laachraoui came back from Syria in September 2015 using the Balkan route
http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws/binnenland/1.2609692
>>68654919
The cucks are spreading their ideology like it's cancer.
>>68651103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>68652088
>Jesus fuck, how many toddlers does the elephant in the room have to trample before they admit it might be a problem?
Even all of the toddlers will not be enough. We are dealing with fanatics. Fanatics do not get converted, shown the error of their ways or accept that they may be wrong.
That's why it's useless to waste energy on converting the fanatics. Do not argue with them, ignore them and focus on the undecided and the wavering. Or even better, stop wasting effort on enlightening people and proceed directly with the solution.
>>68653630
No. They have no opinion on that (at least I haven't heard any) Which is very reasonable because they have their two language signs, German laguage schools and whatnot and life is comfy for them as a minority. Acting like some kind of fifth column would quickly backfire and people would propbaly get quite angry. If I was a German Minority community leader I would do my best to avoid any retarded ideas coming from Berlin and not antagonizing the Poles. I heard the Swedes are literally the Jews of Finland pushing diverity on Fingolia full force. Is it true?
>>68650773
THIS. It's literally depressing how retarded these people are.
>>68652088
>Warschau
The image used is from Wroclaw jarmark
>>68649870
>EU bans high power bulbs
>be outside of EU
>still have older light bulbs that make tons of heat when left on
>turn lights on when it gets cold
>be warm
>be not dead from religiously motivated "refugees"
>>68655171
That's fucking maddening, there's nothing more condescending and infuriating than telling another country what to do.
>>68653184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9aeo1pNT4
>>68652798
Pilsudski byl zdrajca
>>68652772
>I for one can only apologize to you tho I and everbody with a rational opinion gets treated the same
Maybe it's time for you to stop giving shit and start speaking loudly.
>>68655370
does it matter?
we have tons of them
>>68649870
This is the problem you're going to get when the media is owned, financed and controlled by the government.
I really hope the EU falls apart. Governments shouldn't criticize other governments for thinking different.
>>68655727
Germany used to have them as well :(
>>68655541
Sam jestes zdrajca
>>68655934
Don't worry, german traditions won't die, they'll just get more diverse. Here: lying around in Berlin
>>68654662
>a wall
This.
>>68649870
>there's a burglar on the loose
>it killed your neighbor down the street
>lock all the doors
>jiojijiji u r so dum, U R SO DUMB, DO YOU HEAR ME, I AM MOCKING YOU, YOU MUST DIE THE SAME WAY I DO OR YOU WILL BE RIDICULED
Man, the new Polish governement really brings out the old anti-polonism in the Germans, I swear. Even leftist can't resist going into borderline racist rhetorics when Poland is brought up. Same old, same old.
>heute show
ES IST ZWEITAUSENDSECHZEHN
>>68656388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4l1Kr0_b5s
>>68656531
what the fuck
>>68656626
Germany. The last time they were normal was before the thirty years war.
>>68656531
he once said something like german culture was a mistake, get your facts right polan
>>68656035
ty jestes
>>68656456
Und wie es scheint lutschen Joko und Klaas auch noch die Schwänze der Flüchtlinge. JEDER im Fernsehen tut es
>>68655241
Mostly true. Unfornately there are many finnish people of swedish heritage in Finland who are hardcore liberals. They stand for Stockholm values and are hated by many finns. I hate them aswell due to the fact that they are trying to prevent finnish nationalism.
>>68656531
Germans really are hilariously unfunny people.
>>68655541
Wracaj do zrywania azbestu Sebastian.
>>68649870
Naw refugees and just rapist nigger
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/islamic-rapist
>tfw German
>>68655370
looks kinda similar to plac zamkowy
>>68656388
well, besides the creeping jingoism and superiority complex there's another important factor in this
deep down everyone knows that this distorted non-liberalism, non-socialism, goodgoyism, or whatever you can call this cuckery in this state and form is self-destructive
this is basically all the cool and elite students in a class starting to take heavy drugs and then when this start to affect their lives and grades negatively, they will try to bully everyone in the class into taking drugs so they won't fall from their elite positions and don't have to face that what they are doing is wrong and they should value themselves and their own lives more
this is a destructive ideology that can only survive by converting new people, new countries or otherwise the host will wither and die, and with it, the disease too
>>68654662
>maybe we should put up a wall on the austrian/german side
Iron Curtain v2 when? I wouldn't blame them if the East kicked out all the fallen Western states (mine included) from Schengen and do their own thing.
>>68653116
I doubt it.
>>68657254
dla czego muszla moja jest taka brudna wojtek?
>>68657335
warszawa's is held next to kolumna zygmunta
the image is in wroclaw next to ratusz
>>68657513
>dla czego
naucz się pisać mongole
>>68654786
those numbers can't be true
surely, there is a conspiracy going on to blame islam preparing for the next holocaust
>>68657623
nie
>>68649870
2016 still not using heat lamps.
GERMANY YES
Can someone translate those 2 posts and give a general description of the song? Want to kek at it
>>68649870
heute-show is the most cuck thing I've ever seen in german TV
the whole show is based around the moderator being as fucking smug as a single lefty can be
the show always advocated for more import of muslims
and the best part is, it's run by our states and paying for it is not optional even though it is not categorized as a tax
this is state-funded leftist propaganda
>>68657673
piefke, don't forget that turkey was always your strategic ally, you chose them over based slavs.
>>68656456
>heute show
>current day show
>>68657497
This theory certainly raises serious doubts, but it's not that crazy, actually. We were surprisingly close to that. I'd recommend books by Zychowicz.
>>68656773
Lets make a deal: You can do whatever the fuck with germany and the leftist cunts and we get prussia in its Brandenburg-Prussia form (just a bit bigger and conected). You might end up as the biggest central european country
>>68658747
nah, we would end up as soviet republic. Despite what people say we did not do so bad during and after the war.
>>68658195
Would gladly do Piotr, but which song? Link it
>>68658747
I think Pilsudski would have considered allying with Hitler against the USSR, but overall I don't know how an alliance would have worked out. The two were far too different in their politics and world view.
>>68653217
Move to Germany faggot
>>68649870
There putting there light on because there ovens work on electric, is there a better way to cook kebab?
>>68652088
POLAN STRONK
>>68653792
It will come eventually
>>68653217
Dude, /pol/ satire off now and on a serious note: I go to a small school of 250 kids - 135 are muslim (Doing there my, what you would call, Matura).
It´s the fucking worst.
>>68653841
The great deluge
>>68653333
Nice quads, Polish immigrant
>>68654447
Common wealth when?
>>68654337
Lol nice one
>>68649870
>ZDF heute show
literally most cucked show in german tv.
Pro-Shitskin
pro-EU
pro-Merkel
pro-cuck
pro-feminazis
pro-nigger
against:
nationalism
RT
Russia
Poland
Hungary
red-pilled german politics
>>68649870
yes but they were muslim children of muslim immigrants
and refugees are muslim immigrants that will have muslim children
>>68659200
>>68656531
Interested what kind of lefty bullshit is there
>>68660059
You sound like a Schlese. Are you by any chance one?
>>68660247
Nope
Danzig
>>68651210
Top kek
>>68660330
we used to live in the same country ;-;
>>68650773
What? Polish media is also horrible brainwash machine, i don't see how Germany is worse in this case
>>68654919
Do you understand now why polacks are butthurt? Battle of Vienna 1683 , saved christian europe from islam and western civilization , get partitioned by these so called allies 100 years later. Our payment.
WW2 used as canon folders on monte casino fighting for our freedom while our "allies" sold our country to the soviets . 50 years of communism . Our payment
Now they want us to take in "refugees" hahaha our patients has its limit .I'm sick of this shit!
>>68654337
Cool
>>68653333
Checked, I also dont get the comparison. Maybe it was lost in translation?
>>68660198
Do you know the country where they protest becuase there is currently ruling a fat (person) and a stupid (person) - yep, that is poland, po po po pooooland (reference to ass cause in german ass=po)
There used to stand EU flags but now not anymore because they burn better than coal, in po po po pooooland (you get the reference)
You kick out all the skeptical judges, put yours in power, henchman will bring you luck here in, yep poland , P O L E N pooolen, the gnome commands
actual news about changing the judges in Poland
The populist piss party (eeyy that tranlation even works here with the alliteration) like when the real press just shut the fuck up.
Pretend to be christian but they wont help .
Yoda reference: By the others Refugees should be taken
And who says something against these poland firecrackers is soon to be labeles as a Nazi by them, here in pooooland, asshole catholics
They want to overtake Orban from the (political) right
>>68660330
Dude, now I want a "thanky you" and a (You)
>>68660966
i was married with a german slut 8y. long, so i speak fluently kraut.
German media is 100% cucked and pro shitskin, our media is more PIS, Catholic shit propaganda.
I case refugees are our medias not so degenerated like german.
>>68660330
How do you know the german media so well then?
>>68661464
Well, there goes my question. Tell me, how the girl fuck up?
>>68661398
Do you have some kind of quotas for autistic people in the media? This isn't even offensive, it's just bad. Very bad.
>>68660198
alot of typos tho. Sry, was afraid that the thread gets closed
>>68661592
we are on /pol
not on /soc
my friend
The thread was so comfy in the beginning. Now people are just being mean to each other D:
>>68661464
at least on n-tv they have some phone polls and they always show shit like "95% of all callers think merkel is fucking up"
>>68661800
More of the a lurker. Don´t know /soc. Is all of 4chan right wing/conservative/"redpilled" and /pol is just the pinnacle of that? Or is just /pol that way?
>>68661398
that actually made me kek, not bad that german leftie.
ty u for translation geranon o/
>>68662066
Np, love ya <3
>>68650773
yes german media is utter shit. especially this "heute show", it´s the german version of john oliver and the guy moderating it is called oliver....... it´s just leftist shit tier propaganda, but state funded....
>>68661398
Ahmed,
i know native Germans better as you do,
do you think most of them are happy about this magnitude of immigration. I don't think so.
ATM Shitskins do their best to be hated from everyone in EU.
>>68656926
jebany kutasie, zdrajcie, spierdoliles do zydowskiego USA, chuj ci w dupe cwelu... ;)
>>68662992
Don´t know, tho. Go to the Heute Show facebook site. What you will find is unwavering support for future refugees (On some posts 80k likes, half a million likes for the site in general)
>>68653650
>>68653184
>>68652798
Don´t get that one. Wasn´t his position more like:
"Hitler repeatedly suggested a German-Polish alliance against the Soviet Union, but Piłsudski declined, instead seeking precious time to prepare for potential war with Germany or with the Soviet Union.Just before his death, Piłsudski told Józef Beck that it must be Poland's policy to maintain neutral relations with Germany and keep up the Polish alliance with France, and to improve relations with the United Kingdom."
>>68663357
facebook whores who want earn likes.
Great example, faggot
>don't they know it's 2016
>>68663630
But they are in the hundreds of thousands. Wouldn´t ignore their influence. After all the german public in generally more open to refugees
>>68649870
They are not native belgians, it just shows that the refugees of today (if the aren't extremists already) are the suicide bombs oft tomorrow.
>>68663853
kek
Imagine. Adolf is the Kanzler, what do you think. The same people would send likes about his hate speech against refugees.
If the people are enough brainwashed most of them want accept suicid too.
This is how propaganda works.
>>68649870
Sure because the fact that even the ones born and raised here still didn't integrate and hate us is clearly an argument in favor of accepting more people from that religion.
Seriously, how retarded leftists are?
>>68664374
Well, I didn´t argue about that oh mighty Piotr catholic knight. You just agreed that a huge part of our society is like you said "brainwashed", hence the unwavering support for refugees
I'm honestly ashamed to be german right now. We're worse than Sweden.
Just nuke us.
>>68656531
Jesus Christ.
I actually don't even know if we have a leftist comedy equivalent in Austria. The only comedy show that I remember that would deal with politics is "Willkommen Österreich" (does that even air anymore?) and I don't remember it to be bad. Did that change during the last years?
>>68664842
nice try Ahmed.
be happy with your refugees, we do not want them.
My ex german wife was absolutely leftist before.
Now she is far right and her friends too.
I don't think germans are so bluepilled like german media want present it to us.
>>68650773
But poles have always hated germany
>>68665725
pics of your ex. now
>>68666079
fuck off
go to /b for a fap
>>68658910
Prussia is a meme """""country""""" I can't even seem to find it on the map.
>>68665725
Man, you seem to be quite intersting. You came around I see. So the german bluepilled media facebook site has 600k like and people clapping in train stations and schools helping em out (actually here in Lübeck right now) but the german are on the edge of a patriotic revolution? Dude, it is diveded trust me. The mistakes of our past are still buried deep in our hearts. Like I said: It is around 50/50
On another note: You still visiting germany or you just talking out of memory?
Also, how do you know your ex wife is now right wing with her friends?
>>68666325
do it faggot. Not necesarelly nudes. Just show me what kind of whores go for polaczek
>>68649870
>Closing borders is like turning the light on because its cold, because refugees are not terrorists!
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Was this pseudo-simile written by an autistic 8 year old?
>>68662021
>Is all of 4chan right wing/conservative/"redpilled"
if you consider hating SJW as right wing/conservative/"redpilled" then yes
>>68656531
zis is funny! ...pls germany stop
>>68666582
They usually get actually decent girls as long as they´re willing to date a lefty and you shouldn´t be a potato head
>>68649870
Right. Because the amount of terror attacks and general muslim bullshit a country experiences has nothing to do with its muslim population.
>>68666933
Absolut newfag cuck german here that is prob a bit to brave to post here. Just lurking here for about a year. What is SJW? And by any chance an honest answer on the whole "pol is satire" thing. Just a meme or is literally everything here on the board for the lulz( this thread that I take quite seriously included)?
>>68654919
They're trying to poz Poland's neghole
>>68654919
>sovereignty
in euro gulag
who cares what retarded nazis say? first they have degenerate autistic faggot from Austria take over whole country and now they have muslims fucking them up. Clearly country full of retards
>>68667357
>What is SJW
Social justice warrior, google the rest
>And by any chance an honest answer on the whole "pol is satire" thing
can't talk for most people and there are a lot of memes that only few take seriously and there are things that most believe. Just lurk more and you will learn.
>>68667357
If you really spent a year on here already you should be able to discern satire and seriousness.
>>68653046
Shut up, Bolek. Norges loves us too, because I worked in Bergen hard for every shekel, not protesting by "gibmedats" or shitting on social media on how Norges are "institutionally racist towards lesser races".
>>68667994
>>68668342
That is what I thought, but sometimes there are "icebreakers" like what I would consider a serious thread where the whole thread goes like: loool, if you go to /pol for serious opinions or discussions that you´re beyond stupid. Everyone knows people just shit post here.
So, that made me question my ability to seek out what is satire and what is quite an emotional and serious /pol conversation that is contributing to the whole movement
Perhaps is it some fucking ZDF Heute show reporter.
next week "4chan thee deepest darkest racist place in internet.
Hurr, Durr,....
we need a DNS blockade for this now"
Who know what a faggot is it?
>>68655370
>>68657335
Warszawa, Rynek Starego Miasta
>>68656531
Holy shit this is awful. These people are culturally incapable of humor.
>>68656531
german humor...ouch...
>>68668876
It's a satirical show, genius. Think Wiadomosci on the left while attempting to be funny.
>>68669066
>>68669378
I´m quite impressed that you guys understand german that well
>>68669553
polaks always speak deutsch
couldn't do our low-pay jobs if they didn't
>>68649870
>Polski logika
Yep, wrong. Polish language is so not modern european. We have different adjectives for diffrent genders. Just like it should be.
>>68668876
>implying they would need to engage with anyone on here to do that
>>68668850
It can be hard at times, yes. But most cases resolve themselves.
>>68669833
same
>>68669967
best promo for us ever
kek
>>68652105
How come there are so many Jews in Sweden? There is barely any in Norway.
>>68656531
should be noted that nobody watches this show
its only still on air, because it's government-tv and doesn't rely on ratings
TFW SILESIAN TFW I HATE POLES TFW GERMANY DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT US TFW IN RUCH AUTONOMI SLASKA TFW A LOT OF POLISH SCUM IN UPPER SILESIA FUCK YOU POLAND I WOULD RATHER TAKE 1 MLN SHITSKINS THAN POLES
I wish Tay was still active... so she could comfort me and tell me everything is gonna be alright :(
>>68655370
>Wroclaw
>jarmark
>Breslau
>Jahrmarkt
fucking polish dindu-german is offensive, Chad.
>>68670545
don't worry your sweat keeps them funded
>>68671585
So why don't you have silesian flag here? Oh, I forgot, silesia is not, and never was, independent thing
>>68671858
Say that when they forced us to join ,,Pooland'' u leech from our money all the time Poorlaks
>>68671858
They, don´t want to be independant. They want Anschluss with Germany
>>68671940
Dont fuck it up. Once we go 4th Reich we'll take our clay back.
>>68672180
You know, you can fucking have them. They are worse than Muslims sometimes...
>>68672180
T H I S
>>68672206
fuck off now, it´s over and it is done. There are other things to focus now on
>>68652088
And for what purpose? Read the Protocols of Zion, friend. Exactly whats happening to Europe now has been planned by globalist kikes.
>>68672269
Don't be jelly just suck our Rich Silesian Cock poorlak
>>68672269
I don´t want em. I enjoy visiting my grandparents there. I like the polish goverment and attitude better than germanys.
Ale mój polski nie jest dobra
>>68672448
Yeah, go to a coalmine where you belong
>>68672448
>rich
>have to destroy the capital every 3 years because too stupid to run a profitable mining industry
>>68672361
you realize that most generations have thought these things are settled? They're not. European borders have always changed and they will continue to change.
>>68672594
Don't be so butthurt all the industry that Pooland has is in upper Silesia leech of more u faggs enjoy it
>>68672269
>>68672339
Btw, my family originates from trachy (former german Althammer) near Gliwice
>>68672562
Not that bad. You actually used "ó" on german keyboard somehow
>>68649870
DIE AFD
KILL ME PLEASE
WAKE ME UP
I got you, germbros.
>>68672699
Its 1 town away from mine TFW Zabrze
>>68649870
>Light bulbs don't produce heat as well as light
>>68672732
usually go to polish wikipedia articles and look for the right letters. Too lazy to get an real time converter
>>68672692
I'll stop talking with you. Go have some bonbon and then go drinking like swine, silesian
Doomsday kills Superman
>>68672985
success breeds jealousy at least i have money for that
>>68672811
Srsly tho mate, Schlesische women suck as. My mother and especially my grandmother wanted me to marry a Schlesian to keep up the prussian nationalist tradition but....man.....they are usually a disappoinment. Not as bad as german women tho. Polish girls are fine as hell
>>68673177
guess why every true Silesian girl has German roots or family
>>68653198
Underrated
>>68673177
Maybe it is unpopular opinion, but i've seen some nice german girls, it's not that bad...
>>68673319
I honestly missed the point of you comment, sry english mine not good very.
So a true Schlesisch women is ugly because of her german/prussian roots?
NEVER FORGET stolen Podolski and Klose (Mirek Kłos) you fuckers...
>>68673742
Yes literally the same looking girls like at my family in Dortmund
>>68673483
Well, I think the total number of "fuckable" girls is alot less than in other countries. Especially in comparison with Poland. You guys have really beautiful girls. It makes me really angry when I think of how many of them pretty women got killed during the german occupation.
On another note, even if it makes me sound gay as hell, I think german man are generally more decent than women. But haha I might be biased
>>68673742
He's just an idiot
>>68673836
Another Schlese?
>>68674072
Dude, srsly. Was the summer in trachy and chilled in Gliwice. Almost no hot girls around, felt like in germany. Fuckin´german faces everywhere
>>68674101
I'm pomeranian btw, kashubian even. Not that it matters, I'm Pole, not like that delusional silesian here
>>68673836
both ethnic germans. Although Podolski has a polish mother. So not completely.
>>68674343
Kashubians are Poles for like eternity Silesia is in Poland for less than 300 years
>>68674476
I think he was more refering to: Klose and Podolski shouldn´t be refered as polish but as german because they are schlesisch
>>68674662
Anyway, gotta go. Take care nice german guy
>>68674590
Schlesia was almost always german kid. Now you getting things twisted. Pre 1945 german, pre 1918 german and even far back Prussian and even further it is Holy Roman Empire.
>>68674795
Keep tight. And please never let you country get cucked! I mean it!
>>68674831
Its still Germanic they polonised us with their ugly language but every Silesian hates Poles like Poles hate Russians
Fuck the heute show. Fuck the EU. Fuck Germanistan.
>chief journalist of the ZDF
>>68675036
I never disagreed. Germany, Prussia and The Holy Roman Empire were all germanic
>>68655200
Based micro country. Never waste your time on brainwashed progressives. Do as they do, seek out the undecided and persuade them at all costs, because if you don't their propaganda will.
>>68675218
Welp when shit goes down in Germoney you can still come to Silesia
>>68675204
What do you expect from the zdf? I guarantee you that they are 100% controlled by Merkel. No positive news about refugees and no making fun of afd or whatever and they won't get their monthly gez payment.
Add that together with facebook which gets censored too and you have a new stasi.
>>68675543
I swear dude, I go to school of 250 students in total. 135 are muslim. Ahhhhhhhh, dude the anti german attitude is real. They fuckin hate germans
>>68675543
Considering that half my family comes from Silesia, i might just do that.
>>68675588
I really wonder why the AfD want ARD and ZDF to finance themselves as private stations by 2017 in their new party declaration.
>>68662697
I hate german Media too.
Everything on ARD and ZDF is left as fuck.
Thought "lügenpresse" is a lie, but they keep on reporting only on side of the Drama.
I hate Germany
>>68676089
Oh yeah, and you win a free Bar Mitzvah party, if you guess how many of them are PURE COINCIDENCE!
>>68656531
omfg , Germany you're even more fucked up than i taught , man i feel sorry for anons who browse /pol/ because they have this shit on TV.
I mean waow, this isn't even depressing , this is just pure shit.
>>68675811
if u ever come here http://www.vdg.pl/ join this
>>68676089
Are you being sarcastic right now?
Yea right, ethnic germans, despite their personal testimonies and refusal to celebrate goals against Poland. But I am able to agree that it was german clubs that gave them superior training. Look at Lewy now...
>>68675811
Yeah man, lets make Schlesien great again!
>>68676507
Interesting site but sprichst du überhaupt Deutsch oder spielst du nur Nazi? Also, what is the birthrate actually now from the Schlonskies? Are they childless as your average german?
>>68674476
>both ethnic german
Podolski looks like a German, yes
Klose has hundred percent Slavic trades and facial structure
>>68676145
Are you getting "blanda upp" propaganda on TV 24/7 already? Have the media literally gone reverse Goebbels?
>>68677220
German tier fertility rate mein Deutsch ist nicht besonders gut ich lerne Deutsch noch
>>68677508
Ahhhh a wannabe german. Dude, honestly you´re more polish than german and you should be glad. Soon my name will changed to Ahmed. Also, it seems that we are dying out over there too.
>>68677340
What the fuck am I looking at? Is this german propaganda for racemixing? This country fucking sucks, our politician sucks, our media sucks. I want off this ride.
>>68677220
>Also, what is the birthrate actually now from the Schlonskies? Are they childless as your average german?
Yeah, the entire region i below replacement, but at least the kids are white and grow up in an uncucked environment.
>>68677813
sex ed for refugees, they get courses as soon as they come. I am not kidding
>>68677739
dude my family is from Dortmund i have German citzienship from birth lel
>>68677813
Da fuck, did you miss that? Google it, it´s real. Die Welt even wrote an article about it
>>68649870
Bad analogy, light produces heat.
>>68677813
You have seen nothing yet, that I can promise you, wait until you reach our levels of degnerate PC-crap
>>68677899
You guys are worthy inheritors of that land. Atleast you guys didn´t let it fuck up beyond repair
>>68678080
Are interracial breeding camps real already?
>>68678011
Subject change, you should learn german and join the Bundeswehr for some years. Not to serve for that shithole of a country but for the money. Alot of Schlesen I know to that. They live 5 - 7 years in germany and then go back to Poland with around 200k-300k euros building houses and crap
>>68675036
>Silesian
Silesian? You mean Upper-silesian? Beacuse Silesia (capital Wroclaw) is 100% Polish.
Partition of Germany when
I don't even want any, let japs come in and rule it, they seem to have a boner for it anyway
>>68678171
I am sincerely hoping for pulling off a Polish Israel - a militaristic ethnostate with modern economy, massive army, reasonable birthrates (somewhere around replacement) and making use of the huge diaspora as first source of potential migrants. It could even neighbour the Caliphate of Almanya, just like Israel lives near militiant Kebebs and goes on somehow. And it has a wall.
>>68678250
No, but newspaper encourage german girls and especially women helping in the camps to get together in a relationship or a onenightstand
DOUCHELAND JA
>>68649870
But... don't they have a point? If the terrorists aren't even refugees.
>>68678490
Nope, was germany before 1945.
>>68678014
I honestly don't want to google it. I heard about it but I never thought that it's actually real. This is fucking terrifying. What will they release next? A guide for where to lay bombs and where not?
ES IST ZEIT FÜR REICH
ES IST ZEIT FÜR REICH
ES IST ZEIT FÜR REICH
>>68649870
But lamps produce heat.
Why did the ZDF employee pick such a stupid analogy?
>Wenn its cold, close the windows
its the perfect analogy for the refugee thing
>>68675036
>but every Silesian hates Poles
lel
"Silesian ethnicity" is a meme for adults with identity issues. Places with real ethnic conflict look like Kosovo, Bosnia or Lebanon.(or Brussels) I have a family in Nakło, they speak Polish with a strong Silesian accent and Silesian too, but they are Polish and concider "Silesian nationalists" morons. ANd no, they aren't polonized, they've been living there for centuries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZK_Jx8VQd0
look at it...
>>68678643
I don´t get quite your geographical planning but I´m way ahead. Huge supporter of dem jews and Israel. A bit pissed about the holocaust thing tho, they still and will pressure us with it. Look guys, we´re sry. I mean it. Really.
>some random German media gets thread with 300 posts in 5 minutes
>even though they are actually kinda right and make a point
>that salafists recruite ISIS fighters right here in Berlin on the street (and it works) without police or government doing anything atm doesn't interest anyone, 0 posts, both threads die
http://www.berliner-zeitung.de/berlin/polizei/berlin-spandau-islamisten-werben-in-der-u7-fuer-den--islamischen-staat--23350088
>>68678764
Which newspaper?
>>68649870
I really hate how our media and politicians keep alienating our Europan partners because of refugee shit
>>68679308
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/bayern/sexualpaedagoge-was-fluechtlinge-ueber-deutsche-frauen-lernen-muessen-1.2906368
Wont translate it tho
>>68655541
I agree. He was a centre-left socialist and a german agent. Fuck all leftists.
>>68649870
>heute show
a satirical shitposting IRL show
>>68679282
Hate to be rude but salafists in Berlin isn't news, if you catch my drift.
>>68678764
B-but refugees have urges, too. It's just human. It's totally normal to make getting your dick sucked a priority after escaping with your bare life from a warzone, right? Right? Guys...
>>68679668
kek your country is literally pimping your women to illiterate Somali niggers.
>>68657182
The only worse might be the swiss and österreicher desu
>>68652612
can you give me a link to it anyway, I speak german so I dont need a translation but I havent seen anything about afd in the cuck media today.
>>68679282
Germany seems to be as fucked up as Sweden.
Man, if Köln was bad, imagine this summer. Hot weather, half naked girls, a new wave of rapefugees combined with the ones who already are there.
>>68660966
It's fucking disgusting to see this kind of shit at lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kL81yoMS0s
>>68678944
So what? Some time in the future borders will move even more to west.
>>68680142
that is the best thing that can happen. If it stops now Germany is merely France 2.0 and ride wont end
>2016
>we only get the same news for almost a year
>people are actually watching tv
i hate current germany so much
>>68679960
I know right. My country never cared about my urges of the sexual nature. Now they hook up niggers and sandniggers with germanic blondes. Thank god, i am already chronically depressed, otherwise that would really bother me.
>>68649955
First toast best toast
>>68656035
Pilsudski byl Litwinem ktory sprzymierzyl sie z Zachodem by zniszczyc Biala Rosje, zamiast szukac sojuszu Slowian.
300 posts and no one once explained how they are actually wrong. The terrorists aren't even refugees.
>>68680358
Really? It kinda depresses me alot. It literally keeps me awake at nights and I can feel something rising in me. A few weeks ago in the cinema I saw a really beautiful girl with a Iraky. Was a row higher than her and saw her instagram. It was full with american bullshit (Elen, Kardashians, left mvoement), refugee welcome movement crap and white guilt.
Felt like she was desperately trying to get a mixed kid to get a little rid of her whiteness. Worst thing is it aint even satire.
It is what keeps me awake
>>68680834
>sojuszu Slowian.
NIe dziwie sie że go nie szukał. Ale powinien był sprzyierzyć sie z Białymi żeby wytępić bolszewizm a potem budować międzymorze.
>>68680308
Hopefully both our countries can wake up during this summers festivities.
The saddest part about this whole thing is that what is destroying our countries is the fucked up wester post modernistic thought coming out of US universities and being imported to Europe like it's hot.
Trump says build a wall on the southern border to ward off the illegal immigrants I say lets all pull together and build an atlatikwall to ward off against the next stupid pseudo-intellectual ideology that comes out of US universities.
>>68681025
>US universities and being imported to Europe like it's hot
Actually cultural marxism, marxism itelf, psychoanalysis and most of postmodernim came to the US from Europe. American intellectuals just creatively developed originally European ideas.
>>68681025
Cut the greater german empire crap. If its about uncucking we rely heavily on the slaves. They just have to fix their birthrates
>>68680936
>It is what keeps me awake
I drink a lot. That helps.
>>68649870
>Closing borders is like turning the light on because its cold, because refugees are not terrorists!
Yeah but at least I can see the path to my fucking thermostat.
Why would I not want to be able to see? Are the editors je-
No, wait, what am I talking about.
Also this is highly racistfacistshitlording Germany! Don't you remember what you did to Poland eighty years ago! Oy vey!
>>68681284
>>68681025
Yep, he right. Alot of the progressive ideologies actually originate from germany. Gendering was and is heavily propagated and developed by the humboldt university in Berlin while new culture thesis is developed and discussed about in the Frankfurt School
>>68681290
>uncucking
>needing others to impregnate
hmmmmmm... a KEK in his natural HABITAT desu senpai
>>68681290
Yeah, we absolutely rely on the slaves. Couldn't agree more.
>>68681333
Yeah, nah man. I like to lift and gain some weight. Used to be extremly skinny. Not going back
...
http://www.lvz.de/Mitteldeutschland/News/Mitteldeutsche-Regionalbahn-fuehrt-Frauenabteile-ein
lol
