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TRUMP GENERAL: CHEATIN' CRUZ EDITION
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>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144

SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/

Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org

RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM
>Trump on Good Morning Britain 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lN1V8qaPl8
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg

ENTERTAINMENT
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>The Trumpinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>What Trump really is in 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gdvl5Aj2-k
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

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>>68608985
1st for CRuise
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THE MAD MAN
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>>68608985
Hello friends
First for Mexico
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HE HOLDS UP THE BIBLE
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>>68609035
hi Mexico
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOoooo
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It ain't easy bein' MAGA
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>>68609063
PUTS IT DOWN
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MAGA, BITCHES.
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>>68608985
That pic is real, right? Plz tell me it is.
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>>68608985
B-b-but Lyen Ted said Heidi was 'the love of his life'?
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>>68608985
MAGA
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Posting my favorite MAGA edit I've done
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LYIN' TED
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>>68609126
>knockoff hat
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TRUMP WANTS TO NUKE ISIS DEFEND THIS /POL/ DEFEND YOUR EVIL HITLER CANDIDATE
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>>68609076
Hi US of A
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>>68609127
someone needs to photocopy this magazine
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
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>>68608985
NEVADA FOR TRUMP!
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>>68609127
Its real.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
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>>68608985
wheres the sauce?
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>>68609113

THEN CHEATS WITH 5 SECRET MISTRESSES
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>>68609127
>>68609130
Its the national enquirer aka made up bullshit
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>>68609181
>what are tactical nukes
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How much in the media is America's elections in other countries? So strange to see people from other countries caring at all about america's election.. who cares?
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>>68609180
Nope.
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>>68608985
Trump is a conman and a sad, stupid little man. If Trump doesn't get the majority of delegates, the GOP should ABSOLUTELY nominate somebody else.
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:3 God I'd fuck her
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>>68609198
Sassy video when?
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>>68609272
>love of his life
>yet cheats with five women
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>>68609180
I think it's one of the new large font official ones
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>>68609264
Stop shitpostin m8, clearly a knockoff
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Why don't we make Cruzcore like we did Jebcore? We need to channel more of our meme magic. We need to make him a joke. https://youtu.be/PN7Jk2LAYJE
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Rumor mill says Heidi Cruz was a call girl.

You didn't hear it from me.
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>>68609238
Hi Lyen Ted, if I were you, I would start buying tickets to Canada. Buy one way and only for yourself, I don't think Heidi or the girls will be accompanying you.

BTW, good riddance!
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>national enquirer

I hate Rafael but cmob
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>>68609282

That pussy looks wrekt!
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>>68609237
AND THEN HE LIIIIES ABOUT IT.
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A report that the protestors in NYC are being paid $16.00 : http://dailycaller.com/2016/03/21/clinton-and-soros-are-behind-violent-riots-at-trump-rallies-not-sanders
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>>68609375
they were right about John Edwards
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>>68609232
Looks like a highly respected publisher to me!
We did it pham!
This will be the end of Rato for sure!
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>>68608985
Requesting Maga for this
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Tell me /pol/ does your waifu want to make America great again?

https://youtu.be/CFrehN3hEuM?t=1m4s
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>>68609232
Can you screen cap the article and post?

Getting a redirect to radar online
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>>68609181

Everything he says is done to scare the fuck out of the terrorists unlike what every other world leader outside of Putin acts like, just like reagan did to the soviets. Isn't this super fucking obvious to everybody? Waterboarding, 'taking out' family, now nukes.

I mean he does want to bomb the SHIT outta them but still, this part is all theater for him
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>>68609375
"Pervy Ted Cruz" is on loads of magazines in loads of stores and gas stations

either way it's funny
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>>68609359

oh fug
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>>68609406
$16/hr or just $16?
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>>68608985
>>68608946
Just have to get stuck in, i had problems learning how to get past the panda an using madokami
you just have to pic related
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>>68609232
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

>The Cruz bots in the comments of that article
pic related
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>>68609238
Tell that to John Edwards.
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>>68609335
THIS

WE NEED TO GO FULL OBER 9000 GOEBBELS AND TARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS REPUTATION.

HE IS THE LAST BSTICLE FOR TRUMP.....WE MUST DESTROY EL RATO CRUZ!
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>>68609303
I LOVE TO LICK THE LOLLIPOP
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I pick Katrina
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>>68609198

Per wikipedia, the National Enquirer is owned by
American Media Inc
which is owned by
Roger Altman
who used to be an official in the Carter and Clinton administrations until resigned because of Whitewater.
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>>68609406
Roger Stone called EXACTLY this last week. The man is a sub-god, lesser only to the God Emperor, hisself.
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>>68609181
Surely an excellent and efficient way to deal with ner do wells.
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>>68609335

PLS SOMEONE.
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>>68609330
U fokkin wish.
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>>68608985
>>68608884
He won his general
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>>68609272
>real men don't attack women
>REAL MEN DON'T ATTACK WOMEN

SO HOW DOES CRUZ PLAN ON BEATING HILLARY?

IS HILLARY NOT A WOMAN?

IS DONALD TRUMP NOT A MORTAL MAN?
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>>68609499
Brittany any day for me.
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>>68609430
It's pretty much nothing. They just want you to buy their magazine.
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>>68609389
>im a virgin
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Tweet this meme to the god emperor
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>>68609426
Also requesting hat
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>>68609035
ヽ(`Д´#)ノ
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>>68609406
desu senpai, I took a look at my Craigslist job section to see if I could get in on that

I could be a secret double agent behind enemy lines
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>>68609555

WTF, lol.
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>>68609555
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>>68609614
BASED
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>>68609472
The retards don't know who he is since the liberals excised him from history and the media after he got caught fucking that ho while his wife was dying of cancer.
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>>68609559
Thanks, bruh!
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>>68609452
my bad - $16/hr
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>>68609555
EXACTLY
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>>68609559
Thks m8
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>>68609559
I need to buy this.
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>>68609440
It's refreshing seeing somebody say these things. Most politicians are missing their backbone, and their funny bones.
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>>68609693
That mousepad is fucking cool
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So looks like the convention is going to be brokered. They're gonna steal the nomination for Rato aren't they?
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Heh, I read that Trump had to delete the other beans tweet and make a new one since he forgot to add "lyin'"

I love this man
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>>68609614
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>>68609238
it may be a rag, but it's a rag with smart lawyers

they wouldn't print this without some proof.

so, is this Trump "spilling the beans" ???
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>>68609733
lies!
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>>68609571

Wow, Jeb!'s wife only speaks 2 languages.
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>>68609181
>a couple of nuclear power stations get blown up in the middle of yurop
>a couple of tactical nukes go off in the middle of ME
pick one
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>>68609738

Does that include the dellies from Missouri or are they still withholding them from trump?
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>>68609745
I bet he retweeted that thing and told them "Do it." at the same time.
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>>68609406
>16 dollaroos have been added to your account.
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>>68609754
1 actually

Columba never learned English
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>>68609555
TRUMP IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF MEMES

HE IS KEK
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>>68609738

Trump still has a path to the nomination as long as he keeps winning at his current rate. He won't secure enough delegates for a first round vote nomination until the last day of voting.
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>>68609504

So they want to eliminate Rato and set in stone the two challengers.
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>>68609738
is this with or without missouri
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>>68609791
How does that laptop reflect?
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>>68609797
so... we could have had a first lady that didn't even speak the language? Christ.
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>>68609745
no see >>68609504
if there are any fingerprints on this, it's closer to Hillary
Trump doesn't need this.
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>>68609499
How the fuck is this even a question.
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>>68609798


http://thebaffler.com/blog/donald-trump-trickster-god

>The key to understanding this election cycle—and its energetic locus, Trump—is to accept that we are not dealing with an ordinary man, bound by the rules of decorum and the presupposition of coherence. I have another idea. I propose that Donald Trump is the personification of a Norse god named Loki.
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>>68609733
FUCK OFF SPIDER
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>>68609856
jewish physics
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>>68609272
whys Trump doing this, just makes him look petty. no im not a cruz missile
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>>68609856
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>>68609856
how did they have light in the pyramids
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>>68609791
What happened to this thick-wristed whore?
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>>68609791
>>68609856
WHAT THE FUCK

HOW
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>>68609640

GODSPEED.
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>>68609797
actually she can - unless it's just memorized.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-nfueovttc

But the way Jeb! talks about how they speak Spanish at home, perhaps it's because she's not comfortable with it. But I dunno.
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>>68609571
>>68609571
>>68609571
>>68609571
Cruz's missile prefers double cuck from her it seems.
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>>68609901
think about it.
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>>68609754
Spanish and Gielinorian Goblin?
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>>68609896
FORCE CLOSE
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>>68609917
She's still here, though she dates a goy now.
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>>68609856
whoa
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>>68609889
Yea I think will stay home
Thank you, you have single-handedly convinced me to stay home on election day. Thanks!
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Can we please get some MAGA hats on these fellas?
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>>68609856
A series of reflective surfaces behind the camera.
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>>68609733
A pollack got it printed for $1, had a link and promo code from the PCMasterRace reddit sub if you are interested (didn't save the link/code sorry m8, think it was US only)
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>>68609928
Another reflective surface offscreen to the right.
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>>68609649
"The retards" may not have known that the Edwards thing came from natl enquirer. I had no idea
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>>68609482

Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0
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>>68609942
ye he's showing a picture of his wife and cruz's, like HAHA your wife is ugly and mines hot. I love trump but thats just pathetic
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>>68609889
good goy
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Roger Stone also predicted Yeb! would endorse Rato: http://www.infowars.com/roger-stone-predicted-jeb-bush-endorsement-of-ted-cruz/
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>>68609896
Nice response, Rubio.
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>>68609896
>>68609791
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>>68609238
These are some of the major stories this "tabloid" broke that all were true.

The Enquirer broke a story about Jesse Jackson fathering an illegitimate daughter with staffer Karin Stanford in 1999.

The Enquirer unearthed a scoop about Republican candidate and future Viagra spokesman Bob Dole having once had a mistress. In those pre-Lewinsky days, though, most editors seemed to think a 30-year-old affair wasn't all that relevant, and the story never took off.

Gary Hart - "Follow me around. I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored." Colorado senator and presidential hopeful Gary Hart issued this bizarre challenge to the media in a 1987 New York Times Magazine profile, just before his career spectacularly imploded.

There are a bunch of other ones like the Charlie Sheen AIDS Cover-Up, Bill Cosby's 50 Years of Evil Lies, Ennis Cosby's Killer Revealed (and Bill Cosby hired him to do it), O.J. Simpson's Shoe secret (The Bruno Magli shoes with the blood print matched the shoe OJ wore), Rush Limbaugh's Out of Control OxyContin Addiction, Tiger Woods's Shameful Sex Addiction, Dog the Bounty Hunter's Offensive and Racist Phone Call, Mel Gibson's Tumultuous Divorce (and the phone calls),
Billy Joel Splitting from His Younger Wife, Michael Jackson Has "Six Months to Live", Steve Jobs Looks Frail, On Brink of Death and a host of other things that ALL WERE TRUE.

Of course you don't WANT to believe this one is true because you like Ted Cruz.

Let me tell you something. Never fall in love with a politician. They will ALWAYS break your heart.
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>>68610061
Man with ugly wife detected
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>>68608985

Wow, Adams was right again about that 'linguistic kill shot' thing. Even if the rumors are bunk, Cruz isn't teflon enough to fully deflect suspicions about him being "Lyin' Ted".

Though now I have to wonder what Trump's options are for a running mate other than Carson and Krispy Kreme.
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cruz is too afraid to attack trump he doesn't know what will happen
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>>68610061

Man up.
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>Trump brags about cuckolding guys and publicly flaunts his extramarital affairs for years
>insults Cruz' Christian housewife with his Czech slutty hooker
>the fucking hypocrisy

I sincerely hope that Trump and all his fanatics die horrifically
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>reading huffpo
>this one nigger comments on every single poll for the past several months about how this poll, this one now, is the end of trump's campaign
>faggot had the audacity to claim that Cruz "won big in utah" and that he would use that momentum to win in wisconsin and that trump would finally lose

Assuming these people aren't shills, how are they intelligent enough to survive on a day to day basis? Are they the product of an increasingly socialist system?
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Kek knows what must be done.
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>>68609745
LyenTed, shits pants and begs forgiveness but doesn't know quite how. Knows he is toast, posts this tweet in ABSOLUTE desperation

Liars BTFO
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>>68609903
Jones is great MAGA material.
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>>68610177
I love the hide button, too bad it isn't like cripplechan's filter button but oh well
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>>68610061
No, it's not. It's fucking unprecedented is what it is.

>Cruz basically implies Melania is a whore
>Trump fires one across the bow
>Cruz starts whining and demanding Trump be reasonable
>Trump is like "Fine, you asked for it, your wife is fuckin' ugly."

Even if the last Tweet has no context, Trump just fucking dropped a nuclear bomb. Like, I don't even think there's precedent in recent memory for a candidate publicly saying "your wife is ugly". It's a shock blow to the face.
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>>68610177
>christian housewife
>works at investment bank

wew lad

There is no such thing as a christian banker.
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>>68610177

You gotta go back.
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>>68608985
ONLY TRUMP
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>>68610143
A good North/South ticket is key for a Trump win. Jeff Sessions is a good pick.
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>>68610144
But yet he can beat Hillary.
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M A G A
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Fucking bigotry man
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>>68609984
No.
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>Emory University’s student government has announced that it is deploying “emergency” student funds in response to an outbreak of pro-Donald Trump chalk around campus, which many students claimed was “triggering” and damaging to their psychological wellbeing.

WAT
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>>68608985

Those were his Mormon wives.
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>>68610143
He wouldn't have taken Cruz on at this point regardless. When he brands someone, they're pretty much dead to him.

This is something I've been wondering for a while, honestly. I don't think Christie is VP material, nor Carson, so I have no idea who he's going to get. Whoever it is, they're going to be in politics because he's said there only needs to be one of him.
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>>68610349
And you wonder why college costs so fucking much
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>>68610061
actually, the picture is a retweet, so trump didn't make it.
Secondly, it doesn't say either of them are ugly. It simply shows the picture. Whatever opinions you come to after that are a window into your own mind. If you think it says she's ugly, it says more about you than anything. It's basically a soul mirror on top of everything this >>68610234
anon said.
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Cruz BTFO.
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>>68609856
i dont understand
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>>68610349
Sociology: Not Even Once
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Copied from another website. I did not create this information and do not take ownership of it

Path to 1237

"First - "swing" states and "decider" states are entirely irrelevant. Their only use is for the MSM;

>You need to give up Goy! No one wins if they don't win that state!!!

>You need to give up Goy! No one wins if they don't win those 3 states!!!

>That state is a predictor for that other unrelated state goy! Don't you see!?!?!

They are irrelevant aside from the usefulness of their delegates. They give normies the feelgoods but as anyone can see that's becoming irrelevant with this election. People are picking up on the games.

Now the 1237 number. More likely anything over high 10xys. As can be seen [pic related] from states that Trump is winning in and WTA or effectively WTA from the polling;

NY - Trump 64% +95 delegates

NJ - Trump 38% - Chrispie Creme endorsement +51 delegates

DE - Right in Trumps area next to NJ and VA +16 delegates

CA - Trump 31.7% leading Cruz by +10 - 172 delegates - let's be conservative [kek] and put Trump at +110

This makes just those 4 states give Trump +272 delegates from Trump's 755 delegates [greenpapers as of the time of research/posting] putting Trump at 1027 delegate WITH the following 12 states unaccounted for.

North Dakota - 28

Wisconsin - 42

Connecticut - 28

Maryland - 38

Pennsylvania - 71

Rhode Island - 19

Indiana - 57

West Virginia - 34

Oregon - 28

Washington - 44

New Mexico - 24

South Dakota - 29

Total - 442

Meaning Trump only needs 210 or ~ half of those delegates. With me rounding CA so low and some of those states likely going heavily for Trump this is far from hard to do or imagine.

Additionally; just those 4 states of; NY, NJ, DE, CA, make it so Rato can not even come close. If he won 100% of the second set of 12 states [442] and the 62 other CA delegates [504] That would put him shy of even 1000 at 425 + 40 + 504 = 969.

There is no likely outcome for Trump to lose besides blatant stealing"
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>>68610349
real life has become a meme

the Berenstein vortex is almost ready.
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>>68609499
I'll take one Yoko plz
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>>68609181
He doesn't understand America needs to pay for NATO to sell arms to NATO
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>>68610005
>pollack
>PCMasterRace reddit sub

>not the oldest /g/ meme
So when did /pol/ become tolerant of our newfound redditor friends?
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>>68610234
Trumps wife IS a whore. A shameless slut who decided her naked body should be readily available to be viewed by all men for all time.
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>>68610143
Rick Snyder

He was never going to pick Cruz because Cruz is a sleaze

Kasich would be an okay pick because of Ohio but Kasich himself is a huge cunt who openly shits on democracy
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>>68610144

There is no way to attack Trump.

Go dirty, and you just make yourself look bad.
Play nice, and he stuffs you in the locker.

There is no way to attack him. Both the media and the other candidates have already tried every possible strategy so far.

Hillary's campaign just came out with a big strategy on how they'll beat Trump in the general, and it was basically just "We won't stoop to his level, but we won't back down from attacks (not a strategy). Also we'll expose his racism, his sexism, his bigotry (proven failed strategy)."

It's hilarious that these high-class political campaign analysts and advisors and researchers that have run Washington into the ground with their elitist clique are all really just plain incompetent hacks.
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>>68610177
The difference is one of them has branded themselves as an honest, god loving politician who claims no sin. The other is known as a frisky devil, and all of his dirty laundry is old news. Who do you think the public is going to trust more? The person who we know everything he's done, or the person who lies about it to cover it up?
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>>68610177
Do you hate King David too for cucking Uriah?

Trump is America's last chance for salvation before it is over run by 3rd world hordes.
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>>68610143
>Though now I have to wonder what Trump's options are for a running mate other than Carson and Krispy Kreme.

Don jr.
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>>68609581
m a g a
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>>68610574
based mako poster
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>>68610467
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>>68610613
Newt is being floated occasionally, and indeed Newt has been advising and defending him.
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Requesting webm of Ted Cruz and his daughter when he goes to kiss his daughter.
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Hey boys, just a little reminder that Donald Trump is unelectable. Also, no woman will ever have sex with a Trump supporter so a vote for Trump means you'll die a virgin =P

Thanks for reading and remember to vote for Bernie Sanders.
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>>68609238

The national enquirer prints stories of dubious noteworthiness but generally they are true
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>>68610433
Mirrors would break reading my soul. The message in the picture was clear as rain, Heidi Cruz is a fucking goblin. There's not really any denying that.
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>>68610114
LyenTed Liars will try to discredit the messenger in the hope of burying the story but won;t say anything about the story. Won't work.

Rumours of a sex scandal around Lyen Ted have been flying around for months, bound to be true.
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>>68610716
Ayy Lmao
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>>68610716
>Also, no woman will ever have sex with a Trump supporter so a vote for Trump means you'll die a virgin =P
Gee, better let the wife I've been married to for 12 years know
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>>68610613
>Though now I have to wonder what Trump's options are for a running mate other than Carson and Krispy Kreme
We both know theres literally only one man.

[spoiler]Jesse Ventura is also okay[/spoiler]
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REDEYE RIPPING INTO CRUZ AD
RATO BTFO
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>>68610751
oh LORD what the fuck was that
hahaha oh my god
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>>68610775
well you can't blame Trump for mother nature.

He never called her a hobgoblin, he just posted a picture of both their wives.
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So Lyin Ted has mistresses?

Is he the Hispanic Bill Clinton?

Why would the Mormons vote for a cheater?
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>tfw no wide hipped thick thighed trump supporting gf

;_;
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>>68610556
>Hillary's campaign just came out with a big strategy on how they'll beat Trump in the general, and it was basically just "We won't stoop to his level, but we won't back down from attacks (not a strategy). Also we'll expose his racism, his sexism, his bigotry (proven failed strategy)."
Perhaps this just translates to
>Radical left-wing extremists will charge Trump en masse and assassinate him for us.
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>>68610716
Hurr durr bernie supporter
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>>68610677
i want newt and buchanan to have some role in the trump administration
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>>68610775
nah, that's just what you're seeing. There is no message beyond " A picture is worth a thousand words." it says nothing about their looks or personality or anything. Any conclusions you come to are your own and they are not given to you by the picture.
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>>68609272
Cruz don't tell your wife you launched your Cruz Missile into Hurricane Katrina or you might end up like Brenden Fraiser.
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>>68610467

B-But what about Kaisich?!

(I was going to post a pic of him but can't find one)
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>>68610234
Don't be a cuck.

Trump talking about how hot his wife is makes all Americians think how ygly Hillary is, both inside and out, in the general.

Tag the witch.
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>>68610900
Do you have that without the birds
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>>68610574
>>68610601
I will never vote for Trump. He is sickening. How he gets off being high and mighty defending the "honor" of his slutty whore of a wife and questioning Cruz's credentials as a Christian when he has flippantly and gleefully violated every precept of the gospels for his whole life....it defies fucking belief. May he burn in hell.

Thanks for handing the election to Clinton.
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>>68610751
FUCKING
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CREEPY
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>>68610884
From what I saw looking at a video of the Utah Caucus, they're literally up their own asses. They think Trump is a democrat. They completely buy into the "he gave Hillary money 10 years ago so that means something" nonsense. It's painful.
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>>68610345

YES PLEASE!
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>>68610677
I like newt as vp. He seems like he's out of the mainstream establishment and won't try to have him killed. Some say he has baggage though. Not sure what they are referring to
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Will winning the nomination be tougher than winning the general election?
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GLENN BECK IS A MORMON
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>>68610893

fuck i wanna destroy those thighs, i want to conquer them while shouting trump policies

i wanna Bonaparte her asshole open
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>>68608985
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/03/23/vote_trump_get_dumped_campaign_asks_women_to_stage_a_sex_strike_against.html

"As Republican strategists employ impassioned op-eds and slut-shaming ads to rally voters against Donald Trump, two laypeople from Ohio are trying a different strategy: a sex strike. Early this month, 28-year-old Chandler Smith and her husband built a website to get women to pledge that they won’t “date, sleep with, or canoodle with” anyone who supports the candidate. They’re calling their nascent movement Vote Trump, Get Dumped."

"Vote Trump, Get Dumped."
TRUMPERS BTFO haha
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>>68610953
Here is one you can use.
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>>68610751
Jesus, his own children know he's a fucking rat.
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>>68611029
>>68610919
I think I want Newt as VP. He is well-liked in the Republican party, helped write the Contract for America or whatever ( I forget what it was called) and he's very knowledgable about politics and has plenty of contacts.
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>>68611029
he divorced his wife while she was dying of cancer I believe.
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AWOOOOOOVEMENT
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>>68611047
I think it is, because the GOP is out to get him. In the general everyone has to follow the rules.
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>>68610986
No, but it should be really easy to find the source yourself.
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>>68610574

Also this. Donald wears all his flaws on his sleeve, so you can't get him dirty, even after he claims himself a shining golden god. That's why he's invincible. He covers all ground and leaves no possibility for failure.

Trump says "your wife's ugly lol", and whatever, same old, it fits the guy, all's right with the world. Trump goes "presidential" and everyone is agape and applauding him (AIPAC). On the other hand, if a normally professional politician goes dirty, it oftentimes comes across as lowly and beneath him. They get stuck in that (fake) persona with little maneuverability.

Think of this, guys: In the span of a few days, Trump has been praised even by his critics for his presidential professional AIPAC speech, with them saying "I guess he can really act serious when he needs to!", then immediately going full "CLOSE OUR BORDERS, BOMB THEM, MUSLIMS ARE A PROBLEM" to the Brussels attack - with a much more calm, even accepting, reaction by the public for it. Perfect timing to get them on his side.

And immediately after, like whiplash, he's going full Trickster God with this Lyin' Ted scuffle. It's mindboggling. He's some kind of mad genius.
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>>68611061

Same here anon

There's another pic of her I believe that has an even better shot of her thighs
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>>68611092
He and Trump will get along great then.
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>>68610893
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>>68610716
>using your body as leverage for political gain

women find the most creative ways to make themselves whores
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>>68608985
Is that legit? I mean...shit. The Enquirer has broken a lot of legitimate scandals but they also print tons of shit.
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>>68611069
>women giving up their only bargaining tool
Yeah, okay buddy. I'm sure. The men who are afraid of that happening to them are already cucked anyway.
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>>68611148
L E A F
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>>68611069

Think of all that Bernie supporting tail I'm going to miss out on.
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>>68610992
>May he burn in hell.
Right, so why would a loving God send his children to a horrible, horrible place forever instead of just putting them in the corner and giving them a spanking?
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>>68610028
Sorry mate, but you don't get a pass. That was the far more politically salient point of the John Edwards affair. It had been rumored, or suspected for ages. The Enquirer had been covering it for a solid year. Liberal media elites knew it was true, and they spiked the story. Just like Newsweek spiked the Paula Jones story prior to the 1992 election, the Monica Lewinksy Story that Matt Drudge finally ran, and the Juanita Broaddrick story during Clinton's impeachment.

Finally, the Enquirer caught him in a hotel visiting his mistress and lovechild with video cameras present, and pinned him in a mens room where he hid until hotel security finally removed the reporters. The media still tried to spike the story. The internet finally broke it and the media reports flooded in. Even the Kausfiles turned on the MSM, publishing internal emails from media bigwigs telling their bloggers not to write about the John Edwards story.

If you were too young to vote in 2008, then I apologize. I can't expect teens to bother paying attention to politics. In fact, those sorts of teens are slightly worrying.
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>>68611061
>>68611188
She is mine. Hands off.
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>>68611239

I REALLY WISH I WAS AN AMERICAN
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>>68611084

Newt is working behind the scenes to try and get those faggots to cooperate with the Don. If he shuts them up by becoming VP, then that's fine with me.
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>>68611239
fuck off. This Canadian is right. It's a nice change after being shilled by his countrymen for literally hours.
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>>68611240
I'm gonna need a source on that pic anon.
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if the Republican establishment wasn't certain Trump would lose the general election, why do they attack him?
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>>68611234
it's completely legit
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>>68611197
that's a guy
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>>68610751
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>>68611226

according to http://www.gobankingrates.com/personal-finance/donald-trump-spent-only-7-per-vote-south-carolina-primary-win/ Donald Trump has only spent 7 dollars per vote, making market value for a vote for Trump 7 bucks.

So leveraging your body for you to vote against Trump is putting a market value on sex with you at 7 dollars.
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>>68610143
There's no law that says a VP pick has to be from the failed candidates list.
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jesus tittyfucking christ. i leave for a bit and twitter is a fucking warzone.
i hope you know what youre doing donald
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>>68610716
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>>68611458
and? He's a businessman. Trying to find an effective way to do things in the cheapest way possible is his job.
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>>68611376


http://haescommunity.com/
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>>68611376
https://seaworldparks.com/en/seaworld-sandiego/
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>>68609940
Chad and Rick Thundercock gave her the old spit-roast, I'm sure.
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>>68611471
>you will never sit next to a 40 year old Donald Trump at a Yankees game in Old Yankee Stadium and have him explain the rules of baseball to you while you eat a $10 hot dog

Why even fucking live
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>>68610893
Trap
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>>68611581
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>>68611092
Yeah but I don't think that much scrutiny goes into people's mind for vp. Biden was a serial plagiarist and that guy is in there. Bush 1 had a real dipshit for his vp too.
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>>68611020
Contain your homoeroticism.
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>>68611626
and?
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>>68611240
Holy Fug, mein eyes
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Here's a virus link I want you all to click

http://i.4cdn.org/f/Build%20The%20Wall.swf
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>>68610924
Lol whatever you say man. The majority of people are interpreting it as she's a goblin. Guess what? Heidi's a goblin. A fucking suicidal train wreck with so much cuck semen pumped up her ass its flowing out her mouth. Stay mad rat.
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>>68611471
Takao needs a MAGA hat.
What's a girl with big, sweaty, unwashed tits to do?
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>>68611531
I'm saying that using sex as a weapon to get you to not vote trump literally makes a woman a 7$ whore.

I wasn't attacking Trump's ability to get a massive voter base without spending any money or anything.
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>>68610716
What if I am female and a Trump supporter? What happens then?
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