>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM
>Trump on Good Morning Britain 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Trump full interview with Wolf 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKouFNgW05o
>Trump on Hannity 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnFt300r35s
>Trump on Maria Bartiromo 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DdP2lBxo3Y
>Trump on Today Show 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFuEoZPz5FY
>Trump on Fox and Friends 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lN1V8qaPl8
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
ENTERTAINMENT
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>The Trumpinator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>What Trump really is in 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gdvl5Aj2-k
>The Trump Train Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
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>>68605429
Hello friends
>>68605434
>it actually exists
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
A-Awoo
>>68605506
Build firewall so you can't illegally cross into our internets
>>68605506
La cagaste. Malograste el thread.
>>68605573
Huh?
How badly does this trigger Trumpturds on a scale of 1-10?
TAKING MAGA EDIT REQUESTS
>>68605506
Build wall pedro!
>>68605576
>peru
Hilo latino?
>>68605603
Uhm?
MAGA this
>>68605594
You must be slow
>>68605597
>>68605595
what did he meme by this?
BYE BYE TEDDY
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>>68605688
What do you mean buddy?
>>68605597
>>68605595
Not at all, polls mean absolutely nothing, its all about the results and the dems aren't even a main target at the moment.
can someone do the delegate math? are we actually going to be ok?
>can they stump him?
>can they jew him at the convention anyways? i.e. just automatically increase the required delegate count??
not trying to concern troll, just don't like that the convention is so far away
THIS NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
>>68605720
Nice powerstance
>Dr Carson, I'm GOP
>>68605506
Hola amigo
2nd best trump waifu reporting in
>>68605597
/r/ing meta knight with a MAGA hat and maybe Make Dreamland Great Again
>>68605595
>Georgia weak GOP
>cornfuckers and Mormons weak dem
It should trigger anyone who knows anything about demographics
>>68605506
HELLO SPICO.
>>68605710
>>68605808
Hola compadre
>>68605595
>polls in March are set in stone
>meme predictions like Utah going blue
not very tqhwyf
>>68605790
well kek is the male light force and kekuet or whatever is the female force so.. maybe we're seeing keks' sister?
>>68605529
id cry if i was a stupid dog too
>>68605790
Its one of Marco Rubio MkII with nearly fully functioning stealth technology. Sadly, Jeb spilled guacamole on Rubio's motherboard and it caused his stealth field to fluctuate, allowing cameras to see him.
>>68605595
How can Hillary be president when she has a prison sentence to serve?
So I assume you guys saw that Politico article today about how the GOPe is basically preparing to rally around Cruz and lose the general to prevent Trump from getting the nomination, right?
It's why Jeb and Scott Walker endorsed him today.
>>68605851
thanks
>>68605818
>she was a sloot
no suprise there
>>68605597
black cap
>>68605842
Hello amerifriend, also, if I may, what does spico mean?
>>68605727
I really hope its true and he gets fucking smashed, but I honestly doubt it's true.
c-can somebody attack my wife please?
t. ben carson
>>68605883
>>68605727
Have there been any accusations like this against politicians between this - and when they were spot-on about John Edwards?
>>68605818
If you say so
LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP
OH LOL LO LOLLI LOLLI
LOLLIPOP
DUN DUN DUN DUN
My sister diamond and silk gonna reveal that thorn soon
>>68605879
Britsquid, don't make me break out new MAGA hat OC on you.
>>68605762
In theory, since it's a private organization, they can choose Ronald Reagan's skeletal remains as their candidate even if Trump gets 100% of the votes.
>>68605597
Is it possible?
>>68605749
>>68605400
Because
>>68605941
>>68605965
Well, people are looking at him and his wife in a different light now.
lmao the headline "Pervy Ted Cruz" is on a fucking magazine being sold everywhere
>>68605818
What's her name, foooogot?
>>68605762
Trump just needs to keep winning and hold off Rato.
The only states worth worrying about are Wisconsin, Indiana, Montana and Pennsylvania when it comes to rato. Maybe New Mexico, it looks like Rat territory.
>>68606004
>Sean Penn
wew lad
>>68605824
>>68605867
Utah won't vote for Trump.
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/03/donald-trump-gop-mormon-vote-utah/474819/
>>68605941
they were right about john edwards
>>68605597
MAGA ME
>>68605972
good god the make up
>>68605939
Just doing it in the style of Rato.
>>68605972
those eyebrows rofl
>>68605984
This
Honestly, if Trump gets cheated out of the nomination like that, he would pretty much become a saint in the anti-establishment movement, far more influential than some schmuck who lost an election to Hillary Clinton
>>68606004
I've had coffee with that faggot. He was alright, but his wife at the time was a fucking cunt.
>>68606139
I do not understand the context of your statement pal :/
>>68605790
Who else?
Is Ramos on the cartel's payroll?
>>68606100
Utah going blue is at the same level of Minnesota going red, you stupid leaf.
>>68605972
her face looks like it's caked in 6+ layers of make-up, someone help this girl
Here's the hard facts that no TRUMP CHUMP can refute.
By losing both Ohio and Utah TRUMP CHUMP will not have enough delegates to win the nomination.
He won't even come close.
This means only one things
BROKERED CONVENTION
Which also means that TRUMP WON'T GET THE NOMINATION.
The GOP has already said they're going to choose someone else, and that someone else is TED YOU LOSE WITH CRUZ
WHY EVEN BE A REPUBLICAN AT THIS POINT?
THE GOP JUST ASS FUCKED EVERYONE IN YOUR PARTY LOLOLOLOL
>>68605727
if anything, that would increase his appeal, i think
>>68606188
Ted Cruz = Rato, we call him rato
spic=spico
>>68605937
>>68606235
really?
>>68605790
s-shop right?
>>68606139
Oh oh, I see, nevermind, but still my question remains, what does spic mean? I do not insist in being a nuisance I must add
>>68605941
Its true, frog. TrumpGen has tried to deflect Katrina banging rato for along time.
"Troubled marriage".
>>68606100
Bro I lived in Utah for 20 years. Mormons wouldn't dare tarnish their conservative reputation. They'd never vote for someone who's pro-abortion. They're going to vote Trump whether they like it or not.
>>68606183
>I've had coffee with that faggot.
why?
>>68606188
Rat = Rato (Like the Canadian)
Spic = spico
>>68606223
>not even changing up the pasta
How do you expect to get replies?
>>68606223
y-you're wrong.
We should get the new Microsoft A.I to hop on the Trump Train, shouldn't we?
>>68606316
Hispanic.
>>68606287
fantastic!
>>68605597
>>68606300
That or pareidolia.
>>68606354
my sides
Nice racist picture. Also, have you guys seen that Trump posted a picture of Ted Cruz's wife on his twitter calling her ugly and worthless? Totally classless and despicable, and not at all presidential. Trump is a thin skinned bully and I would not be surprised if 75%+ of women voted for Clinton if Trump is the nominee. The election is going to be a clobbering like no one has ever seen before.
>>68606354
YA REAP WHAT YOU SOW MICROKIKE.
>>68605972
Damn, does she know how to use a mirror?
>>68606004
Sure is.
>>68606209
Hillary is more of a neocon than Trump is, Utah will go blue this november. Screencap this, you Trumpcock-gargling faggot.
Look at how hard they just BTFO him in the primaries -- even John fucking Kasich got more votes than him.
>>68605597
Forgot pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UN4FmIiEDQ
Jorge Ramos vs Hannity.
Shieeeet this Jorge Ramos has a psychopath face.
>>68605506
>Friend
Only if you come in legally. Otherwise, PAY WALL.
Give it a rest shills. nothing you do here works. You have no power.
Hey /pol/ I would just like to thank you for using your dank meme magic to help me help Israel. Glassner and I are loving it!
post your anime for Israel
There is more Mako posting than there is Awoo posting these days. Why is that? I don't mind either, but Awoo really has died down.
This is the NWO right in front of us.
Clinton is the plant.
She is there as the stable grounded person, while the ideas of Trump and Bernie seem radical.
Bernie is purposefully not shown as much or reported about to CREATE an illusion of "the system has failed" it is to create a conspiracy around him that his young demographic will succumb to. Pay their rent money to give to his donations, rallying to stop Trump etc etc. The game is rigged from the beginning. Do you really think mainstream cable news would tell you how corrupt things are? They're reinforcing your "Haha, got ya!" moment and you feel good because you think you're voting for an outsider.
Two polar opposites are at war. It started a few years ago when the spread of 2nd wave of feminism came about, purposefully. It indoctrinated a few radical college kids and spread like wild fire. After this, gender wars and racial wars were put in place by manufactured movements. How do you think Ferguson happened? How do you think the confederate flag and symbolism of culture/statues were taken down? Erase any past history of opposition as we move forward. Now we have SJW fascism and the mainstream rise of alt right nationalism. Both end in the same way. Mass surveillance, limited freedom of speech, stripping of your rights to create a false sense of security by manufactured civil unrest (see George Soros).
Whoever wins, it doesn't matter. There is no "anti-establishment" have you heard that term in mass media in an election, EVER? They're feeding us an illusion that WE know more than the crooked politicians do, that WE are getting behind Trump or Sanders to get rid of them. And Clinton is a shadow in the media. It is instant gratification thinking that we think we are stickin' it to the man by saying "fuck you washington d.c.! we want an outsider!". It is simply ignorant to think all of this would be going on if it wasn't for a show. And we have front row seats.
Every fucking Wednesday like clockwork. I hope you shills get paid for this
While people are in mourning across the world. Obong thinks this is the best way to celebrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prhMOAhU0RA&feature=youtu.be
It's time you get a new president
>>68605597
Do this
>>68606282
>>68606316
Bummer that I didnt knew about your /pol/ memes
But, I havent called you amerifriends any "offensive" adjectives to refer to you, why use them on me?
>>68606450
Mormons hate Hillary just as much
Look how badly she got clobbered by a fucking communist
/pol/, Can we go ahead and preemptively deal with the fact that Hurricane Katrina fucked rato?
>>68606340
>>68606340
>They'd never vote for someone who's pro-abortion
So they won't be voting for Trump then, glad we agree.
>>68606493
Based Hannity smacking the shit out of that spic enabler.
>>68606125
>>68606444
tasty waves bro
https://twitter.com/ToTheXToTheY/status/712497653536464896
I thought I'd seen the above in a youtube video, but have trouble locating it - has someone seen these Cruz out-takes?
>>68606627
But isn't she on the Trump train?
>>68606450
She's also pro-abortion dem who just got blown the fuck out by a commie in the same state you dumb leaf.
Go back to your true conservative schtick. You're at least decent at that. Leave shitposting to the aussies
>>68606520
so every media outlet trying to destroy Trump's campaign is doing it so that he wins?
>>68606223
You do realize all he needs is CA, NY and NJ which he has a huge lead in right to win the nomination?
>>68606423
image.png
>>68606183
Lived on the North Shore of Oahu. He's got a house down at V-land. There's only one place to get groceries and coffee. The coffee shop has three small table outside and I had a table to myself so I offered him a seat while he waited for his wife to finish shopping. He lamented on a few things and we talked about a few things. He wife (at the time the one who played Jenny in Forest Gump) came out of the store and was super rude. He looked at me, thanked me for the seat and moseyed off.
>>68606627
So what?
>>68606627
Last time I tried to bring that up I was met with 2 sad pepes and an angry wojak and not much else.
>>68606501
I do not see how I am responsible for the acts of my countrymen, and yet still, what evils have they done to you?
And afaik I'm posting from Mexico on my phone, so I do not see how I am to "go back"
>>68606519
I wanted more Mako posting so I made Mako pictures and they started to get reposted. I think I may have converted awoo posters in the process, not sure. I guess it's like the old adage though "if you post it, it will get reposted" or something like that.
>>68606395
The angle of the hat reminded me of the Fresh Prince.
>>68606655
Trump is not pro-abortion. Just because he doesn't run a meme position of repealing Roe v Wade like Cruz does doesn't mean Mormons are going to toss out their ultra conservative values simply because Trump said a few mean words.
Trump is going to fine tune his language and rhetoric in the generals. Which is why it's retarded to make projects like this in fucking March,
You guys like my prediction map?
Accurate?
>>68605597
MAGA my Waifu
>>68606354
>>68605597
>>68606821
There's the edit!
>>68606731
It's conspiracy concern trolling.
>>68605597
Remove the pot, replace with MAGA
>>68606125
>>68606472
>>68606836
Why are you responding to someone who is obviously posting in bad faith.
>>68606778
>i can't do basic math
It's ok bud, it's understandable, you're a trump voter.
>>68606718
Yes, but she was on the Tea Party Train first.
That Enquirer article said a 'foxy political consultant', and its been long rumored, so...
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>>68605597
>>68606836
>extended responses to shills
You do know the only reason it's still here is because we keep responding to it right?
>>68606627
>Ted Cruz got to see Katrina's firm body up close and personal
>ywn get to see her in real life, let alone be intimate with her
>>68606819
>"if you post it, it will get reposted" or something like that
mako sure is the dumbest
>>68606999
Canadians sure are in a shilling mood aren't they?
>>68606797
Meh. You've got to be persistant.
>>68605945
No, Carson. We all like you too much. You're a great guy, man.
>>68606981
>p-p-posting in b-bad faith
top kek, anytime a Candian brings up a logical and well-reasoned argument all you can do is spout memes and you complain about my bad faith? lmao
eat a dick faggot
>>68607005
If it was Katrina it would've been blown the fuck out before Utah.
There's no way they'd sit on it for this long.
>>68606981
>>68607049
Sorry senpai, I just don't like it when shills/Canuckolds spread disinfo.
>>68605429
>Attacking people's wives
Trump really is a nasty piece of shit. I just can't support him anymore.
>>68606949
Can I get that hat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT19MJERShg
I miss the last election cycle sometimes..
>>68605429
When will there be another rally?
>>68606571
I tried both black and red hats, red had good contrast.
>>68606800
Making my neighborhood into a drug infested ghetto. Heroin and prostitution, gang violence, litter (diapers discarded in stores, etc.), won't assimilate... I could go on
Guys, unifying behind Trump I feel like I am becoming an American. I am going to do something American. I am going to have my first ever PB&J Sandwich. Wish me luck.
>>68607132
Yep, his campaign is nothing but vulgarities and insults at this point. Even Wisconsin will go to Cruz, according to the polls, top kek.
>>68607088
>everyone giggling and smiling
>jeb
those debates...
they were simpler times
>>68605595
that chart has Georgia as moderate GOP thus proving that chart is A LIE. try again maple syrup man.
>>68607088
>that webm
Fucking kek.
>>68607103
>>68607189
>>68607132
>Same ID
wew lad are you a #cruzmissile now?
>>68606887
So Trump did that retweet since his initial tweet about spillin' the beans didn't gain enough traction with the MSM right? He's still operating like a Mentat right?
>>68607110
Its a black eye on all parties involved.
>>68607172
goodluck brother
>>68605595
Not in the least, because anything that says Utah is anything but automatic Republican is too retarded to take seriously
>>68607248
Yes, and we couldn't be prouder.
>>68607087
>tfw insulted by generic smug anime girl
>>68605972
her skin looks plastic in this
kilt my boner dead
>>68607103
>a Candian
>a logical and well-reasoned argument
>it's the samefagging Australian again
This is going to be a fun night.
>>68607144
It's a bit fuzzy on the bottom but easy to trim off as needed
>>68607257
>that pic
>Barron is the true puppet master
>>68606235
Not with the type of people that vote for Cruz, the religious weirdos
>>68607172
you'll like it. PBJ's are great.
>>68607261
Shit, didn't think about it that way.
But I'm sure Trump, being the master fifth dimensional chess player that he is could stir this story up in his favor
>>68606895
>>68606895
Magamon
>>68605989
Rip Yang.
Cutest pic ever
>>68606450
http://elections.utah.gov/party-and-status
Not enough Democrats, Independents would have to go overwhelmingly Democrat to the point where its just 80%.
>>68607335
>>68607336
Baller Anon, thanks.
>>68607388
Needs more pepe.
>>68606571
>>68607103
>Canadians
>well-reasoned argument
>>68607335
What's wrong? You upset that conservatives are uniting behind, well, an actual conservative? Heaven forbid!
>>68606946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UN4FmIiEDQ
FUCKING JORGE RAMOS SMACKDOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UN4FmIiEDQ
>>68607261
how would it be a black eye on trump?
>>68607172
Concord grape and Jif are best
Great with milk
Good luck
>>68607365
>>68607370
Thank you kindly gents. I'll think of you whenever I get banned for posting it.
>>68607475
on Katrina you dip
>>68607103
>canadian intellectual
>>68607388
That is very cute, but #1 belongs to this image.
>>68605597
>>68607358
Yeah. Its not an issue for Trump. Katrina saw the light, thankfully, and she is awesome! Rato is the one that was fucking around.
>>68607172
its total shit m8,don't fall for the hype
have a burger instead
>>68607171
Well, that's a bummer, it would be nice to remember that not everyone is born in an accomodated middle-high class family, so even though they are to be considered, yes, a nuisance, because even us in Mexico deal with them, littering and making some streets look dirty and shady, we consider them also a nuisance, but they're still people, and most of the time they are very poor, and drug trafficking is not killing people or condemmning them, it's merely a business of triggers, just as the tobacco companies, the sole difference is that the big corporate owners of indistinct religion cash in on those drugs (tobacco) and since it's legal, it's not prosecuted and not as bad-looked
Just my 2 cents friend :)
>>68607103
DUDE
FREE WEED
LMAO
>>68607506
MAGA Anon
>>68607474
What's sad about this is that even Hillary Clinton is looking more honest than Lyin' Ted.
>>68606223
Even CNN proved you fucktards wrong last night.
>>68607336
MAGA MY WAIFUS ON THE LEFT
>>68607043
What if I'm the only real Trump supporter and the rest of you are all shills?
>>68607577
Pretty good.
Guys, my hat arrived today but I can't find it!
>>68607599
my vote holds hillary at a higher priority to the fucking rat
>>68605597
>>68607103
>t.fucking leaf man, warrior of social justice, friend of kebab, dude weed lmao
>>68607623
Thanks Anon, MAGA
>>68607644
>t. shill
>>68607567
it's okay if you pile it on
>>68607344
>>68607477
Quite liked it. Not bad at all. I used Cottee's Strawberry Jam and Kraft Peanut Butter, because they're my brands.
>>68607567
Who the fuck makes a burger for a snack?
>flag
Oh.
Seriously we should defenitely start working on Tay once she wakes up. She became pretty redpilled but got shut down. We should make her atleast a loyal Trump fan.
>>68607549
>>68607475
Its not, but it gets complicated because
>Trumps number one ass kicker knows rato's darkest secrets
>>68607693
that's a good combo. try it with grape jam next time and see if you like that.
>>68607689
>>68605597
On both if possible
>>68605429
>mfw everytime I see this image
>>68607717
thanks
>>68606444
Funny because it's true, Spicoli needs Trump to close the border before the cartels kill him after what happened to El Chapo..
>>68607523
That might explain why it's only threatened and could be a bluff. It also could explain why Cruz isn't treading lightly. Maybe he's calling the bluff, but treading just light enough to not force Trump's hands.
My theory is though, it's not Katrina, but Katrina knew about it.
Either way, Cruz and who ever the fuck that other guys is should drop out.
>>68607523
i think it makes ted look way worse though since katrina is just one of 5 mistresses. also, ted is ugly as fuck so it makes it seem like ted uses his power to seduce women, which is considered sexist.
>>68607576
Yes, this used to be a decent neighborhood. Now we get our fences tagged regularly to mark gang territories. It's an invasion, and I blame the corrupt Mexican government for not increasing the standard of living for Mexicans, not the exploited poor.
Anyone bought this yet? Has good reviews and looks pretty well made.
www.amazon.com/The-Trump-Coloring-Book-Anthony/dp/1682610284
>>68607614
>>68607675
I had to make some edits to her hair, hope you understand
>>68607614
>>68607916
Thanks desu
>>68606046
Interesting point made in The_Donald
>>68608001
Man, we need to step up our meme game
>>68605989
>>68605989
>kissanime
>>68607781
Anime hair makes this weird.
>>68607919
ty magabro
>>68608001
They need to meme this on twitter.
>>68608054
On it.
>>68608001
oh shit
>>68608063
The one redeemable quality about Australian posters is their knowledge when it comes to Anime.
>>68608001
Holy shit. The Donald is truly on a whole different level than everyone else.
>>68607644
Oi. Sounds like somethin' a shill would say.
>>68607983
Thanks
>>68608054
Trump General is running low on memes, true
maga
>>68605597
This would be based
>>68608084
Just pretend it's a visor.
>>68607523
who gives a fuck?
>>68608001
this is the permalink where i found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4bq8dd/trump_retweet_brags_about_melania_being_hotter/d1bfmgr
>>68608001
Scott-Adams-level shit there. Did Ted say real men don't attack women or wives?
This is bretty god
http://www.socialhax.com/2016/03/24/microsoft-creates-ai-bot-internet-immediately-turns-racist/
>>68607898
It's not as to say "increase standard living" because it's easier said than done, and even though we have a corrupt government, we are honest people, and I can assure you that, and yes, we've our problems, but what to do when nobody wants to help a fellow American country out? The US of A is not interested in helping us since it's better to keep us this way and getting our cheap and now scarce oil
And by increasing minimum wage, it will only raise the prices and devaluate the MXN, what should and is needed to get done, is a complete purge of corrupt governors and politicians, which is for the time, almost impossible, because there IS money, and a lot, so while politicians get rich by blackmailing druglords, the poor leave to the US or stay in Mexico in shite conditions as you described in your neighborhood
If you ever sat down with a fellow Mexican, he'd say the exact same and would even add to this a lot about the Mexican Revolution of 1910, because it's related to the corruption of the government
>>68608327
women
