WEW LADS
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
I'm Trump all the way. But this is hard to believe.
It was a miracle that El Rato could find one woman to sleep with him. Six is impossible.
>>68599749
>hard to believe that a US senator would mingle with prostitutes in Washington DC, the high end escort capital of the world
>>68599749
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
>>68599749
gotta be some women out there with rato fetishes
>>68599749
Canadians have big dicks
>>68599749
>>68600142
I'm more surprised that he wasn't caught with 5 men. Guy seems like a total faggot in cover, bad cover.
>>68599885
"The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney!"
These aren't prostitutes he's paying.
>>68599550
Neat, but ultimately boring.
> Waiting on Trump to bring Bill Clinton's hos into the conversation, but more specifically, Hilldog's actions upon them.
>>68599749
>Implying he didn't pay money
>>68600158
Says you faggot leaf
>>68599550
Will this be John Edwards tier?
>>68600247
Just for that I'm gonna go to Buffalo and get a girl knocked up
>national inquirer
Nat Enquirer is a conspiracy tabloid.
They often run Elvis, Bigfoot, JFK, and other bullshit every week.
He probably is fucking women on the side. He will never be able to fuck an 11/10 like Mel Trump
>>68599550
>National enquirer
Why couldn't this have come out before they.voted for that faggot in utah?
>>68600158
You have a point there. A big one.
>>68600332
>>68600464
Send me pics of your mom
>>68600211
Give me fucking break, it's called a front. You pay a woman for phony services and she gives you what you really want. Not everything goes down like it does in the movies.
>Female political consultant
o i am laffin
>>68600359
They break a lot of real news too. The John Edwards affair story was them, and they were the first to report many of the details from the Monica Lewinsky debacle.
>>68600332
Those fucking nipples.
>>68599550
>National enquirer
My grandfather used to think those stories were all true
>they wouldn't be allowed to print it if it was false!
I tried to explain to him what a tabloid was many times but he just couldn't comprehend it
I miss him
>>68600556
>>68601151
MILK FROM A BALL BAG
>>68601151
>liters
>cutlet
TRIGGERED
>>68601060
Some of their shit is actually true. They pay for sources unlike the mainstream media so sometimes they get access to something way before everyone else does.
http://www.businessinsider.com/national-enquirer-stories-that-were-true-2013-2?op=1
>nationalenquirer
Please to god let this be true.
If nothing else to see Christfags get BTFO. Wonder if Glenn would still think God killed Scalia to get rato elected?
>>68599749
If it weren't true, they'd be sued for libel
>>68600158
FOR YOU
