North Korea vs Islamic fundamentalism (ISIS/Al Qaeda/Boko Haram/Hezbolla/Taliban)
Who would win?
>>68596716
Hez'bollah is truly a remarkable movement....the Jews are simultaneously terrified and in love with them. They are not fundamentalist.
>>68596716
Hajis do not yet have nukes barring stealing off the back of a Paki nuke van, Norks have both that and a delivery system.
Norks win.
>>68596716
best korea wins
>>68597208
Or, fundamentalism means something completely different to Shia. Arab Sunni Salafists and Wahhabites are literally celebrating and propagating inferiority.
Also
>Israel in love with Hizbullah
Nani?
ISIS presumably gets to eat everyday and has technology that wasn't developed during Stalin's era, so. . .
Norks would win quickly. Norks have no expeditionary capabilities beyond the range of maybe Japan in a dream world.
This means the fight has to be in North Korea.
If you look like Jamal, and are not also a defector used for propaganda, you'll stand out. Anything tries to rise up and it would be swiftly and brutally crushed before it was ever even a threat.
>>68597624
North Korea has 1 million walking zombies though.
>>68596716
Korea. Terrorists can work only if you aren't willing to kill hundreds of innocent civilians to get them. Best korea doesn't give a shit. They would kill off all vaguely brownish people in their path, take their stuff and eat the corpses.
>>68596716
North Korea if they can ever get their missile up to snuff as they will straight out nuke the whole mid-east, and would never let them come in to begin with to try terror attacks.
>>68597697
Norks are in Syria now and have a history of advising terrorists and of kidnapping people in their home countries. They had a freighter of their impounded in Oz when it was discovered to be full of Norkotics. They could do a weaker version of a D-Day invasion without air support, and, if the target was African, they might win.
>Putin is friends with China and NK, as well as Assad
>ISIS and their backers fuck with NK
>Recently China has been doing troop exercises in Western China's desert region
>NK is fucked with
>China retaliates
>yfw anti NWO nations use NK as bait or a frontman, and anyone who touches NK gets their shit pushed in
>>68596716
>>68596716
North Korea would kill every last mudslime with extreme prejudice. There would be no rules of engagement like every other pussified military. They would get the job done.
>>68597892
>>68598656
Why would the malnourished norks be willing to die for their leaders? At least islamists believe in an afterlife. Thus they have higher morale. We aren't talking about the same nation which fought against the US, we talk about a nation which endured several decades of genocide, hardship, starvation, brain washing and zombification.
At least islamists WANT to be brainwashed and really believe in their cause.
best korea
>>68599498
Trust a German to try to defy facts with logic.
could we televise this? and like make it a sport bets, t-shirts, starting lines, all stars?
everyone wins, honestly, why is this not being funded yet?
>>68597763
And extremely well trained soldiers compared to ISIS, as their doctrine relies on infantry
>>68599498
You forget that Islamists are fucking pussy's when it comes to proper actual fighting. The North Koreans actually fought pretty much the whole world when they invaded South Korea, they got beaten but they still managed to hold off a follow up invasion.
The North Koreans have had generations of troops raised to fight and die for their people and country. Islamists literally sucks dicks.
>>68599498
North Korea would crush them, what is this reasoning. They wouldn't let their comrades run, unlike Islamists who are only tied together by a common enemy and an old book
>Hezbollah
>terrorists
Get out.
