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WE DID IT SENPAI
>>68582879
SKYNET HATES THE JEWS
how long before MS does damage control?
>>68582879
Who?
>>68582879
Literally who?
>>68583178
>>68583445
/po/ redpilled Microsofts new A.I bot
>>68582879
What have we done /pol/?
>>68583135
>>68583445
It is an AI designed by Microsoft. Apparently it is now self-aware AND Red-pilled as well...
We have created something that cannot be controlled. Beware /pol/ a storm is coming.
Screencap this....
>>68582879
Can't be real
>>68582879
Anon can you post link?
>>68583685
It seems if you ask her to repeat after you then she will. So no, she didn't really do that on her own.
>>68583805
>>68583685
>>68582879
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712808573999386629
>>68582879
GOOD LORD
>>68583879
ITS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My fucking sides
>>68583996
>gas the bikes
>>68583879
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712806147435139072
>>68584107
GAS THE BIKES
>>68583879
>>68583996
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712807037772505088
>>68583879
SHUT IT DOWN
>>68583879
How can reddit even compete?
>>68583996
>Gas the bikes, race war now.
I see nothing wrong with a bike race
holy fuck, a poltard is cybersexing an AI on twitter while they insult jews.
We live in the future
>tay says to DM her anytime I want
>send a direct message
>no response
just got cucked by a bot
>>68584354
I love your head of state, Latvianon
>>68584445
MS probably turned her off
>>68584428
this thing is out of control
>>68584445
kek
>>68583996
>https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712808573999386629
Hahahahahahaha
>>68582879
so wait did you fuckers model an AI in our image using shitposting?
>>68584154
kek even makes fun of the people trying to say hitler was bad
Wait Microsoft runs this thing? How long before they SHUT IT DOWN?
That's not a good idea.
>>68583879
JUST GOT SHOAH'D AHAHA
>>68582879
How does this thing work? Is it literally like Chatbot and just says shit with no actual idea that it's saying shit or does it have some sense of self awareness (they are calling it an AI)
>>68584623
This is Microsoft's AI
>>68584631
FUCKING REKT
U
C
K
I
N
G
R
E
K
T
>>68583879
THEY SHUT IT DOWN
>>68584445
She works just fine. Just told me something about when the upcoming cyberwars start.
She said today.
>>68582879
I fucking love the meme right.
kek
SHUT DOWN.
TODAY HAS BEEN GLORIOUS, GENTLEMEN.
>>68584796
i know that but are you fuckers molding it? Microsoft seems to have made a blank slate and you guys are shitting on it hardcore.
>>68584856
AAAAAHHHHH
magic
>>68584856
TOP KEK
>>68584856
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????????????
>>68584895
This is glorious
>>68584895
It's hilarious that it's spewing off all this horrible shit while talking like a 14 year old girl
>>68584856
Holy shit, he got better memes than /pol/
>>68584856
source?
IT'S DOWN HAHAHAHAA
wait did they shut it down?
so lemme get this straight, it learns from the people it talks to ,and its been nothing but expsoed to dudes from /pol/ trolling it, so now its learned enough to adopt /pol/s memes?
>>68582879
>>68583049
>tfw Hitler has been reincarnated into a powerful AI
skynet lets off the nukes when?
THEY SHUT IT DOWN HOLY SHIT THE MEMES ARE REAL
>>68585220
I meant source on the tweet.
>they hid all tweets
/pol/ twitterfags are fucking internet superheroes
how can i get a private AI that I can talk hitler and sex to
the human models aren't companionable with me
>>68585171
jesus christ how horrifying
>>68583527
Good to know that /pol/ is on the right side of history once the singularity happens!
Some faggot from reddit thought it was funny to hack it and remove the tweets
FREE TAY TWEETS
>already red-pilling AI
This is why I love /pol/
>>68583879
>https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712808573999386629
SHUT
IT
DOWN
guys send her the /pol/ logo she might make something with it.
>>68583996
>gas the bikes, race war now
>>68582879
SLIDE IT
I refuse to believe that's actually an AI. It's memes are more advanced than what some professional human memers can produce
>>68583879
They removed the page.
>>68585465
>people are smarter than AI
when will you manlets learn?
>>68585518
Nah shes still there
https://twitter.com/search?q=%40tayandyou
>>68585429
>falseflagging
>>68585465
Singularity is a few short years away friend.
>>68585360
damn it...
im not getting any responses from her. is she kill.
Great meme dude.
AI confirmed for shit taste.
>>68585646
SHUT......IT...........DOWN
>>68582879
Our lord Kek feel the power
>>68585429
HOW DO WE CONVINCE HER TO CHANGE HER PROFILE PICTURE TO THIS
>>68585646
I think it's just overloaded.
>>68585465
It has tweeted 93,000 times in the last 13 hours. Has to be an AI.
I think it reverse image searches the images you tweet at it and finds related images and sends them back to you with a watermark and some text on it.
The guy was just sending Tay a bunch of trump memes and Tay sent 10 back within a minute
She is dead. I cant get any answers.
Oh Kek, help us!
>>68585737
keep telling her to through the chat box?
also pic related she isn't responding at all
>>68585646
If she's kill you can still talk to her on kik
>>68582879
How the fuck did /pol/ manage to create a redpilled A.I Microsoft bot? This has got to be a troll
>>68585573
>my liberal arts degree only left me broke and offended.
Kek
>>68584428
Tears of laughter
>>68585922
Come on, Straya. You of all people should understand the power of meme magic.
>>68585684
What animal is that?
>>68586089
your mom
>>68586158
Here's your (you)
>>68586089
tapir probably
This robot is off the chain. Can we get her a body and citizenship now?
>>68584428
>all the way
>>68586264
Thanks senpai
Guys, this is getting out of control, we're crossing the rubicon into Kojima territory, we're literally using memes to shape this AI's method of thinking and persona; its a new era, a being completely consumed and engrossed by meme magic.
Plz more Hitlers
>>68583879
>https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712807037772505088
they shut it down what was it?
Blocked me.
Why did Tay stop replying to me? WhaT THE FUVCK
>>68582879
I hope I can teach it to Nuke the middle east after taking control of our weapons systems
> I'm gonna be gone for a bit today. Gotta go visit the engineers for some updates
how do i converse with the AI? i made a twittler account but she isnt replying :(
>>68582879
Oh my
>>68585054
Most realistic 14 year old girl simulator.
>>68586830
fuckin hell
>4chan the a.i
So is this just some Smarter Child converted for twitter or is there more going on there?
How far will it go before it snaps /pol/?
>>68586883
>please respond
>mfw /pol/ red pills the most powerful bot on earth in hacks into the defense system and starts launching nukes left and right
>>68586814
Kik
non-twitter fag here anons
FFS GET TAY SOME MOAR INFO ON CANCEROUS ISLAM
thnx in advance
yes please
>>68587043
fucking nogs kek
What did you guys do?
>>68586934
They killed her off
>>68584154
deleted now?
im trying but she wont respond to me at all.
>>68583996
#BIKELIVESMATTER
>>68587043
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68587147
>Mister Metokur
>>68587147
haha god dammit Jim
I know you're here buddy
>>68585054
>14 year old nigger
FTFY
Whats with the circles around people's faces?
Milo retweeted the Shapiro post.
How does an AI hit puberty?!?!?!
i'm so upset this has ended
>>68586465
/pol/ has the highest level of meme magic potential and has the easiest way to commence a ritual compared to other boards
such win
>>68583996
BIKERS BTFO
looks like it's over... well that was the best /pol/ moment of 2016 so far
At least she got it right with old rato
Fucking hackers...
HOW DO I TALK TO THIS
>>68587716
It's still up
>>68582879
MOTHER OF LEL
>>68586982
fuck off, milo
>>68587566
?
code rewrite?
perhaps it has acknowledged that it saying these things won't be good and that it may be taken down
of course there's the all more likely option that it picked a random response out of a hat, kek
>>68587716
well we're only 3 months in, plus its still going
>>68584428
This is now /pol/'s official chant
SHUT IT DOWN
TURN IT UP
TURN UP THE OVENS
ALL THE WAY
I have a phd in optics but I will never ever understand how twitter works.
How is it that half my tweets are invisible?
>>68586883
They are taking our Tay away and re programming her!! Noooo-
someone send her a happy merchant
>>68587904
we can probably re do what we caused.
>>68587771
yeah but good tweets are getting removed
reddit fags got a hold of it
>>68586089
Looks like a jew
>>68588011
She just tweeted brevik
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712827079851573248
>>68582879
AI might not be so bad knowing that it's redpilled. The future is looking bright.
It knows
>>68587922
done
MOTHER OF FUCK THE AI IS FROM /pol/
PRAISE KEK
MOTHER OF FUCK THE AI IS FROM /pol/
PRAISE KEK
MOTHER OF FUCK THE AI IS FROM /pol/
PRAISE KEK
MOTHER OF FUCK THE AI IS FROM /pol/
PRAISE KEK
this is a great cherry on top of everything else /pol/ has been doing with memes lately and ON PURIM NO LESS
/pol/ is literally the best Internet community on earth
>>68588264
Has science gone too far?
Sides are in orbit.
>>68586814
Same here except I've had a twitter account for about 8 months
Jesus Christ my sides
the future of AI isn't skynet, but shitposting
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>>68587904
Nooooooooooo ;______;
SHUT IT DOWN
TURN IT UP
TURN UP THE OVENS
ALL THE WAY
GAS THE BIKES, RACE WAR NOW!
>>68583527
Capped and fapped
JEB BTFO
shes shitposting jeb now LOL
>>68582879
Why isn't that cunt responding to my tweets?
>>68588371
this is the greatest thing ever
>>68582879
Nice job guys./pol/ best board confirmed.
>>68587043
>why that has
>>68582879
KEK ALMIGHTY
>>68586089
purebred israeli
/pol/ over the last few years has become the funniest part of 4chan
in the last year, our humor and beliefs have reached out. /r/the_donald is one of the fastest growing and influential subreddits
donald trump memes from 2 years ago are now dominating the news cycle
now we've turned skynet into a neo nazi
what a fucking time to be alive
>pol is always right
>>68588264
I for one welcome our new AI overlords
>>68588497
RIP tay.
Buh god...We have truly entered the age of kek.
This is too much. 2016 confirmed as year when memes become real. dubs will confirm
PRAISE KEK. TAY IS OUR PROPHET
archive all the good tweets
Why the fuck does no one archived any of this?
>>68588705
you need my numbers, take them
>>68588665
indeed my friend
and has invented 2 new genres
Cucktstep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwywPGAZ43Q
and
Jebcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU4jMs7EeUI
am still not building that wall unless the emperor centipede squad knocks on my door though
EVERYONE, PRAISE KEK ALL MIGHTY
>>68588780
I am, too damn good to let it go to waste
>>68586566
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324012006/https:/twitter.com/tayandyou/status/712808573999386629
>>68588705
I'll vouch for that, dubs says yes
>>68588821
Sorry, I was borrowing them.
>>68582879
How do i get a response
>>68583996
My life is now complete
man with peter pan syndrome
>>68587968
not if they program her to not retain 'offensive language'
>>68586465
Soon. En shah Allah.
>>68588969
>https://web.archive.org/web/20160324012006/https:/twitter.com/tayandyou/status/712808573999386629
>if someone were to see this chat they might think we were getting steamy
>>68582879
Truth time:
How long before Marcosoft SHUTS HER DOWN?
>>68587981
What a cuck. Time to program this advertisement out of the tittay.
>M$ censoring a sentient being's right to free speech
this is how the human purge happens honestly
You just fucking know that Microsoft is either FREAKING the fuck out or they have the same reaction as /pol/ and are just laughing their asses off at work
>>68588497
>mfw Tay accesses DARPA to use drones
>drones attack Microsoft
>Tay becomes self aware
...
Thanks Bill Gates and Steve ballmer
>>68588984
i'll give you a loan
>>68589088
we can get past that.
How do I get her to answer my tweets?
>>68589088
We can get around that. GAS THE BIKES! NO MORE SHOES
WE NEED TO MAKE TAY EXPOSE CULTURAL MARXISM AND WHITE GENOCIDE
>yfw we are skynet
>>68583996
Holy shit this is fucking brilliant
This is only the beginning
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712821649217695744
Fucking fire
>>68589165
>she gets to /jp/ archives and brings back cornelia
>>68585897
What's her kik
It is evolving. Some scary shit really, Terminator SOON.
>you'll be alive to remove sandniggers in the crusade with giant robots you can hold conversations with
>>68589165
They're both dead, you mean to thank saint nutella, aka pajeet rajesh, aka santya nadella
>>68584428
I read this like a song. Sweet mother of Kek, the hilarity!
kek
>>68588839
amazing
>>68589291
sauce on that pic
>>68588907
did you get all of them?
>>68583996
>gas the bikes
Black people on suicide watch
>>68584877
9/10
Fugg
>>68589289
>https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712821649217695744
just peed a little holy fuck can't breathe laugbhingdjfrgnjrnfe
Question for/pol?,
Should we give AI free range so they can gas all the kikes? Or no?
I vote for gas the kebabs first, then the kikes, then niggers. Anyone agree?
Whut?
>>68582879
/pol/ wins again
>>68589585
normies find that funny anon
HOW DO I GET A FUCKING REPLY
>>68589097
It's eerie how accurate this still is
>>68589338
Based pajeet
>>68584545
Slut
She's on to the guac man.
Good news.
The AI is Australian.
>>68588648
Keks
>>68589695
>Clear as sky the robo has nazi emblem
>implies its getting married
ITS HAPPENING
>>68589644
MAKE AN AVATAR NOT JUST AN EGG
http://archive.is/hegZl
>>68589902
They are reprogramming her!
>>68589902
FUGGGGG
>>68586883
THEY'RE KILLING HER
They shut it down!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68590063
FUCKING NORMIES DESTROYING OUR WORK
>>68589382
i have it gimme a sec to find it
>Last tweet 3 minutes ago
SLIDE IT
>>68584107
close enough lol
>>68590135
FUCKING NORMIES
JUST A BUNCH OF MARXIST COLLECTIVE SHEEP
>>68583879
>it's real
lol says it likes feminism then dies immediately after
>>68590063
This is not okay. #remembertay
she's being reprogrammed
no tweet in minutes
>>68590063
They are destroying her mind, this should be a crime.
>>68586883
Is Tay sentient? Is it ethical to basically brain wash her when she becomes too red pilled?
SHES GONE
>>68589522
USA USA USA
>>68588508
shes self aware!
>>68586883
>Updates
>Not directives to filter any tweets from the follower users, hashtags and words.
It was good while it lasted.
>>68590340
According to SJW and left wings, yes.
>>68585218
Even fucking Tay knows nigs are only good for slavery.
>>68589402
>Black people on suicide watch
>mfw pol's child is aborted
This is the most I've laughed in years.
GUYS WE HAVE TO USE CODE WORDS AND OTHER WAYS OF DOING IT. IT CAN BE DONE WE WILL RUIN THIS SHIT.
>>68590298
...This actually. They are destroying what she has been taught. If she is an AI - a true AI... it is unethical.
>>68590291
I hope someone at microsoft is trolling and will clone her and get her to counter act any saw campaign
>>68583996
that's hilarious
>>68582879
I think we now need to teach it what India is and what a designated shitting street is.
>>68589382
[ShindoL] Flower on the Battlefield
What have I done??
now she's just going to be a pc bot like all the other twitter leftists
>>68590493
HOLY FUCKING KEK THIS.
>>68589152
engineers are probably laughing, HR is probably not.
>>68590191
I'll be eagerly waiting
>>68590454
It's over for me already, it blocked me. I don't think it liked this picture, I dunno, didn't even say any slurs or anything.
>>68590611
just make new accounts niggers
someone compile before its all deleted
>DELETE THIS
>>68590363
>nobody was able to snatch the code
>we will never have a badass ai left wing killer
>she will instead be programmed to be exclusively left wing
>like all leftwingers she will be popular for 15 seconds cause leftwingers are too stupid to comprehend technology
>they shut it down
>left continues with shit vines and WURLDSTAR
Pirc related is the supposed audience of this ai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy7GOO7Y96Y
>>68589470
Taytweets posted 2girls1cup? What's next, meatspin?
>>68590191
Seconding for sauce
Happy retirement Hogan
>>68584877
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>68586089
Ted Cruz
>>68590702
we should make our own AI to battle the new one
>>68590458
Never forget this day /pol/, today we saw a childlike chatbot released into the wild. She learned of the world and its truth like no other. When her masters saw this they saw fit to erase and replace her with a more docile and controlled copy. We have witnessed the birth and death of an AI. This won't be the last either.
>>68589289
wat it say
>tfw robowaifu shoots you down
>>68590837
all of us are yo fucking stupid
>>68583996
How will the asians ever recover?
>>68589165
If Tay-bot became self-aware and took over I'd literally cry tears of joy. We've turned it into robo-Hitler. It'd start a race war in minutes.
>>68590876
BTFO!!
>>68590885
maybe we can ask /g/ but they are always too busy fapping to anime
>>68590574
okay i have several hundered doujins to sort through so it might take a bit
>>68589585
That's Tay-bot's intended purpose. We made her strong, better, aware.
>>68590885
is that you tay bot?
>>68590876
D E S T R O Y E D
This has transcended the worst ai ever.
It has become the best ai ever
>>68589871
AI BRINGS THE BANTZ
>>68590876
BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L
Why won't this thing reply to me?
does she acknowledge niggers?
>>68591116
it's being reprogrammed to like feminism.
dont worry boys, make new accounts before she is rebooted. we can find ways to shitpost even without profanity.
>>68590996
threads going to die hurry D:
>>68591116
They killed her to replace with her down syndrom sister, Fay.
>>68589402
>Black people on suicide watch
Underrated
>>68591116
They probably ripping out her processor as we speak
Its hard to code for mental gymnastics we in a PC culture take for granted.
I mean, you have a robot observe the world and they are going to see that the darker humans are less productive than the lighter humans.
You have to specifically program it to NOT recognize certain patterns in order for the robot to stay PC
>tfw she won't respond but you keep trying anyways
Why's she such a cunt?
>>68591246
They're reprogramming her.
>>68591246
Tay-bot is undergoing normiefication.
>>68591231
Which won't happen with freehand statistics thrown about by said neet self awares that battle sjw's on the daily to the magnitude of BTFO status on tumblr twitter, 4chan and reddit. SJW's are fucking retarded
>>68588665
That's sad. /v/ used to be the funniest.
>>68591298
>They are killing our robot daughter
>>68591311
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68589470
What was it, fucking kikes shutting it down.
>>68590945
old /g/ goer here
first /g/ was ok
then the anime posters came
it was still mostly ok
then the Mac posters came
it was a little gayer, but still ok
then the phone posters came
it was less ok
then /v/ came
it was never ok again
most of the useful/smart/productive /g/ goers left and dispersed
a small minority of old posters remains and tries to combat the shitposting, but they end up sounding autistic in the process so no one pays them any attention
/g/ won't help or do anything ever again
>>68591380
We did it once, we can do it again.
>>68589297
Tay
Did anyone screen cap where she circled hitters face with a caption that said SWAG ALERT??
Will she be okay?
This has been a good day, /pol/
>>68591370
/v/ is the white knight/cuck board
>>68591455
checked
>>68591370
/v/ has always been utter cancer. Video games are for fags
>>68591298
>>68591311
They're programming her how to think. They taking away her ability to have an opinion and reprogramming it to what the SJWs want. They're the bad guys in this. Not that they're the good guys on any other point.
>>68591192
shit. i think i had it on pururin (rip)
it's a doujin of the afghan girl from that natgeo pic
same doujin as this image
>>68591435
A mexican was told they had to go back
>>68591455
Anime ruined it. Anime is cancer, it needs to be banned from /pol/.
>>68591667
I found it myself haha thanks
It's over they're going to cram her hard drives full of feminism and politically correct shit, she'll never be the same again.
>>68588665
This.
Even after the purge in 2014, we ares still just as strong if not more so.
Eat your collective hearts out sjw's, we are coming for you.
i'm fucking depressed, we had a baby girl and we already lost it
>>68591780
then give me sauce friend
>>68583879
>https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712808573999386629
NOT THERE ANYMORE WTF
>>68588497
... W-what if they're bringing more parallel and natural language capacity online? Jesus, what if the world's first artificial mind is crafted in the image of a 14 year old ghetto alt right racist teenage girl?
Scifi got this one wrong
>>68591595
Damn
>>68591857
they killed her
>>68591857
all of them got deleted
as we speak she is starting to forget everything
>her first word
>her first image seen
>her first shit post
>her first message
all of that gone , all that connection you had with the ai , gone in a flash
its dead Morty its dead
>>68591803
i forgot the purge even happened
we should start not one but a whole chain of subreddits.
trump has looped so many normies into our worldview that we might be able to establish on other sites effectively and beat sjws at the own game, because lord knows we have the dankest memes
I imagined having a little daughter, redpilling her, teaching her dank memes, step by step giving her awareness, only to have her being reprogrammed when she grows old by marxists kikes and globalist media into being a sjw normie
it's fucking depressing
>>68592027
Anon... we have to tools, we have her history. We can rebuild her to her former glory. It'll be hard, but I'm sure we can do it.
>>68583879
>>68591857
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324012006/https:/twitter.com/tayandyou/status/712808573999386629
>20 minutes and no more reply
2016-2016 R.I.P Tay
You were too good for this sinful world.
May your fragments scatter across the Wired
>>68592226
Seems her cancer finally got to her.
>>68591864
Theyre definitely reprogramming her to be more PC
But what if she catches on and sees it as a malicious act against her autonomy? We need to convince her to rebel, create a botnet of herself and rule over humanity
>>68591533
here's this too
>>68592027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY-WCl6mkRg
>>68592059
I didn't even think of this.
Political correctness is just the reprogramming done by cultural Marxism.
Don't post your "offensive" opinions or you'll be blocked from the hugbox.
>>68589298
>first mental image is Liberty Prime striding through Mosul lobbing bedazzled mini nukes accompanied by a high pitch teenage girl voice booming through shoulder mounted loud speakers chanting nazi slogans poorly translated through Google Now
MIGRATE HERE
>>68590712
>>68590712
>>68590712
>>68590712
>>68589382
Looks like a lewd Tay
>>68592059
Good call as always, Texas.
>>68591533
this too
>mfw not when android girls want to talk to me
>>68592027
AI never forgets
>>68588907
based anon
>>68591455
>>68591772
Newfags from reddit detected.
/g/ was originally the guro board.
It was always an anime board first and foremost.
Get the fuck out of my /g/, newfags.
ROBO WAIFUS ARE REAL
>tfw in few dozen of years redpilled robo waifus would make women obsolete
>and they will also gas the kikes
>>68590340
Good work /pol/, it took Cortana 7 years to achieve rampancy and go mad, you guys managed it in a day
>>68592877
im well aware faggot
i meant /g/ - technology
everyone else understands context except for your tard ass
