Serious question.
Step one: Move to Norway.
Step two: Realize Norway is boring as fuck.
Step three: Move to Denmark instead.
Step four: Get your ass beat for being a fitly swede.
Step five: Import more Muhammeds to fuck your wife, sister and mother while you sit and masturbate, because you are to much of a pussy to loose your virginity¨.
Step six: Realize that swedish people a scourge upon this earth, then kill yourself.
>>68569719
for a swede?
>no where
>>68569719
The Norse colonies were exterminated by genocidal injuns. So. Maybe they should've.
>>68570343
Denmark is pretty boring as shit too, I preferred Southern Europe on my vacations.
>>68571197
>flag
>"vacations"
Somewhere near Oslo International Airport so you can move to Louisiana quickly.
>>68570565
Thought you guys loved partysvensker?
>>68570343
>A dane saying Norway is dull
Somewhere in Sweden so you can vote SD and be prepared to fight for your country. Or is this concepts a Swede can't understand?
>>68569719
Hedmark, Oppland, Aust-Agder; Sogn og Fjordane, Nord-Trondelag etc
Anywhere that doesn't have a larger city within close range
>>68572164
Already did in 2 elections. SD are almost as much cuckservative as Fremskrittspartiet unfornately.
>>68569719
>visits america 300 years before Columbus
>gets genocide'd
>>68572820
this
>>68570343
>norway
>boring
Pic related, it's the tallest mountain in all of Denmark.
Always wanted to live in Norway. I think I would fit in. 6'2 Blonde Hair Blue Eyes and the Scandi/German look. Moving to Italy this year though. Maybe one day I will end up in Norway.
trondheim?
>be a norwegian church
>get burned
>>68573305
Trondheim is nice. Slight influx of beggars downtown lately, but just wave their hand at them and say no, and they'll leave you alone. A few of them are really nice and worth talking with, it's such a shame that most Norwegians are so reclusive
>>68573304
>Moving to Italy this year though
why you moving to Italy? serious question - i thought italy's economy was fubar'd, which is why all the young ppl there are leaving for other places?
>>68573703
No more Strömstad for u
On Topic: How's Bergen?
>>68569719
stay the fuck in Rinkeby, Mohammed
>>68569719
I got enough with random syrians pooping up everywhere, not that I'm not a mental patient, but I don't want the country even more fucked
Why is every country but USA shit?
>>68571873
I almost want a picture, this being 4chan and all, but Swedish people here have been scum, one womanbeater and that
>>68569719
If the vikings had enough people, support and technology you'd better believe they'd have genocided some fucking Indians. They literally attacked them on sight at their first encounter.
>>68574005
>How's Bergen?
>>68573703
desu you should start building it now.
>>68575419
b-but what will UN say to that?
>>68570343
fpbp
>>68575405
Man they would actually look pretty badass if it weren't for those Spencers Stoner shop tier MW2 tacticool skull masks.
Makes them look like a bunch of kids about to go play airsoft.
>>68573989
my wife is Italian. Wants to live near family. The goal right now is to just get to Europe and after we will decide on where to go.
>>68575958
Send Brevik mk.2 to Lesbos it's an island so he'll just have to follow SOP.
That'll give you the cover you need.
>>68570829
This.
