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Thanks to the Americans and European anti piracy navals cucklord's roaming my coast under the pretext, (we protecting the shipping lanes, Abdi)..now a marauding flotillas and trawlers from countries such as Yemen, Iran, Japan and South Korea (fish loving chinks) are breaching international maritime law and plundering my country's rich fishing grounds.. Now don't be made when I migrate to Germany or Sweden to steal your qt3. Game on cucks.
Pic related: nah nah m8 you can't talk to me out of it now
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>>68550663
why not join the pirates faggot?
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/k/ommandos, come in.

What machinegun is this?
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>>68550919
I am one of 'em burgerboi..I can hijack ships no more thanks to you greedy government.
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>>68551014

Fn MAG, M240, GPMG.

Take your pick
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>>68551014
We call it 'birdalol' meaning hallow metal..
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>lets not try to increase the global outcry over the situation or fight the private organizations pissing in our shitwater
>no lets attack the nations that are largely ignorant to the goings on of their powerful private companies
>lets give them a reason not to complain when these companies launch armed responses greater than what there is now

This is why you're all fucked.
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>>68551014
looks like an fn mag
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>>68551197
then why don't you faggots come to america and live in a shitty black area and live on free government money?
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I'm coming Europe thanks to all the liberals and leftist, they would understand my reasoning
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>>68550663
>implying monkeys know how to do the required upkeep that's necessary to have a functioning tube of the nets

proxy faggots proxying hard
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>>68551829
America is too far dipshit, plus who knows what's gonna happen after trump wins.. Burgerbois might DEUS VULT.
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Pirate guy do you know what these security guys are armed with?

Machineguns and ARs.

You have fucking RPGs and grenades. Go fuck them up. Take out their engines and frag the crew.
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>>68551014
Bumping for the sole purpose of finding out the answer to your question, Senpai.

Come on /k/ings, help some /pol/ers out here.
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>>68552203

You are retarded Mr Cowadooty. Look up the statistics of success and death rates of these guys.

t. .Marine contractor
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>>68552178
It ain't my first post here, I posted before and supplied timestamped proof.. So you better get use to seeing shitposting from Somalia whiteboy.
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>>68552319
It's been answered by me and this guy >>68551802 already.
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>Implying Somalia wasn't a shithole before any of all this

This is bait

Fuck you OP, hope the chinks eat all your fish and you starve before you get a chance to migrate. Somalians are the scum of Africa
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>>68550663
>this proxy every single day
yawn
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This is not a proxy or bait.. Here is a timestamped I took yesterday faggots..
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>>68552533
post old timestamps

>>68552511
>success and death rates
Yeah, because they suck. They try and take the ship preferably with no casualties instead of just murdering everyone. I bet they're like the nigerians and believe the dials on their sights increase the power of the bullet. That's assuming they even know how to use a stock.
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>>68552899
Go away pollack.. You are the niggers of Europe one tier up from somalia
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Do they even have internet in Somalia wtf
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>>68552986
clearly photoshopped. Step up your bait, burger
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>>68553042
The old timestamp was epic it contained goats.
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>>68553261
>same answer as always
zzz...
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>>68550663
Build Wall
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Oh damn, what's the government situation in somalia like for the average citizen? You guys have local judge-led communities right?
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>>68553438

Don't mind me just dumping more contracted industrial and nuclear waste on your coastline.

Who is going to stop me?
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>>68553342
Ohh so it's the photo shop meme now.. So did I photoshop my flag in the post.. Why are you mad? Because I'm proud not hide where am from? Or do you feel threatened that there is an educated Somalian living well with Internet access in his own country? State your reason cumdumbster.
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>>68553989
Do you use a cell phone or a computer through a router?
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>>68550663
Why not go to Yemen,Iran, Japan or S. K. instead?
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>>68553895
The fucking Brits been doing that for the last 20 years.. The worst been germany ofc.
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>>68550663
Get back into the fucking bedroom Jamal
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>>68554138
Cell phone and yes through a router.
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>>68554267


Our plan is to create a race of super mutant Somalis.

Though actually its more likely the arabs, those fuckers have it in for you. You should destroy them.
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>>68554270
Sweden I'm coming bro.. Better make room in your country for one more Jamal.
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>>68554504
are you the nog with the goat harem?
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>>68554435
>super mutant somalis
Kekk

We can we start that program, we hate arabs anyways, they are the reason Somalia it is the way it is.. They fund the terrorist groups and the warlords here.
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>>68554850
Haha yea scumbag
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>>68555016
are you still going to europe? You are not afraid of being blown up by your fellow muslims?
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>>68554504

Don't come to Texas.
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>>68553989
the pic is obviously photoshopped. At least the NK proxy was funny. This one is pretty boring. Find a new gig
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Prove you're not a proxy
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>>68552986
No nigger can write like a white school girl, fuck you Sven keep looking for that prized bull to take back to sweden.
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>>68555168
I won't be going to white people's areas, stay in the ghettos..they never blow up the ghettos
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>>68555182
Why not.. Don't you have shit loads of niggers there already.
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>>68555393
You mad my English is better then yours.
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>>68555586
Texas has shitloads of spics

Most of whom hate niggers.
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>>68555306
I already done that before, go look at my timestamped proof in the archived threads.. And scroll up for that pic I posted earlier.
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>>68555771
What's spics? Are they Mexicans.
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>>68556030
Yes
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>>68555306


>>68248793
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>>68555771

This. Also the niggers hate the niggers. ESPECIALLY the migrant ones. I know some guys down in Alief who had a Kenyan family move in next to them with government subsidized housing.

They evicted a family everyone liked in the neighborhood, and secondly, their kids didn't respect the gang culture.

Forum Park crips shot the kids, the family left soon after.
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>>68551927
We don't want you, fuck off.
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>>68556173
Mexicans are pussies, I use to be a child soldier I ain't afraid of em taco eating motherfuckers
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>>68556030

The Mexicans are worse. You welch on a beaner drug dealer and your ass gets carted to Mexico. People smuggling goes both ways in the south.

Some dude got fronted a pound of weed and tried to skip town to Missouri, somewhere along the way he got caught up on, I think in Oklahoma.

He got driven back to Mexico in a plastic bin, dismembered, burned, and buried in the box.
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>>68556269
I hate African Americans and their rap culture.. So the hate is matual.
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>>68556439

Oh but you don't understand. These aren't child soldiers who work for free (like our janitors), these are men who's livelihood is dependent on killing stupid niggers.
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>>68556616

Believe me spade, they far outnumber you.

Just don't come to the south, for your own good pirate
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>>68550663
Go fuck a goat
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>>68556277
It's not about whether you want me or not, it's about how you will be nice to me when I make it.. I mean UK is full of immigrant, you sure didn't want em, but you providing 'em with comfy lifestyle.
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>>68555306
Hello, The Tickler!
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>>68556516
This can't be true, it's just a ruse to scare me from coming to the great America
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>>68556877
I will after you stop fucking your sister, and your pig.
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>>68550663
I am also a pirate, I download movies from piratebay. Fuck the police
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>>68556882
I think I phrased it a bit wrong, what we mainly don't want is an entitled and/or militant mindset. For example, you're complaining on here that you can't go and freely steal/hijack ship because international navies are protecting their nation's trade routes.
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>>68557077

Just like, the further away you stay from Mexico, the better.

http://shoebat.com/2016/01/25/the-mexican-drug-cartel-is-kidnapping-thousands-of-innocent-people-they-open-up-their-bodies-rip-out-their-organs-and-sell-them-they-are-also-cannibalizing-the-organs-in-satanic-rituals-and-selling/
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>>68550663
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>>68550663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0wT1WS7NFk
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>>68557291

I'm going to post dead/captured Somalis just to spite you.
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>>68557456
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>>68550663
What the FUCK kind of a flag is that?
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>>68551014
ak47
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>>68557481

What do you think they did with these Somalis? They couldn't have brig'd all of them, and they most certainly couldn't have fed them.

My guess is shark food.
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>>68557500
Somalia can't afford the stripes, only the star
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is this you OP?
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>>68555727
Jelly of a nigger, ffs no.
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Isn't Somalia like the most dangerous place in the world? What's it like living in a literal hellhole OP?
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>>68557579

Russia doesn't really fuck around with pirates either.
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>>68557669

You ever think you'd end up on this boat OP?
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>>68557318
Keekkk
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>>68551927
if you manage to come, be sure to check out European prison facilities, probably comparable to Somalian upper class lifestyle
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>>68557639
i love that one goat chilling in the window
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>>68550663
keked
yeah try that faggots
touching or fish, we actually go to war over that. That our one sore spot, if you want war, you fuck with our fish. We don't care if you are the Soviet Union, Britain or freaking malta. Touch our fish and we will go lit raise hell on earth, be it our undoing or not, we don't care, it's our fucking fish
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>>68557814

One of the few ways Somalis make it to America.
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>>68557324
That's not want said.. I'm just upset about these other countries illegally fishing in our coasts while being protected by your country.. What's so hard to understand about that.. Think of me as the Somali dinko protecting his land.
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>>68557405
Fuck you fish loving theifing Korean chink. RELEASE THOSE FELLOW PIRATE NOW.
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>>68557439
>use to
Past tense
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>>68558159
you may act as a sovereign only on territories you actually control, a failed state cannot control anything, hence it's a free-for-all and no amount of pirate butthurt will change that fact
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>>68557456
If have seen worst shit in real life.. Try harder.
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>>68558398
Yeah, it's ours now
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>>68557481
Shit abdi getting caprured
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>>68556616
I always found this funny. You come from a country where getting hacked up by machetes after getting raped seems a somewhat common way to go. But then you show up in America and shit on the local blacks. Granted most of them are terrible, but they aren't really on the same genocidal warlord level as the people in the motherland. Africans are delusional.
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>>68558457
Is >>68557639 you?
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Oh, it's the shitposting proxyfag again.
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>>68558457

Same. I mean, I could find an abundance of pictures named dead nigger storage, but hey, nothing will be worse than living like a second class citizen in Europe.

I'm almost certain you won't be respected. Left wingers and right wingers alike will pity you. Every dollar you earn will be questioned. The liberals are the worst, they'll patronize the fuck out of you.
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>>68558583

Oh, and whatever language you learn, you better pick up on when someone is being disingenuous, it'll click really fast.

Aside from other Somalis it'll be pretty lonely, atleast as long as Europe is still European.
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>>68557481
Shit abdi getting caprured
>>68557579
They got released
>>68557639
Yea burgerboi that's me
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>>68558921

I mean, maybe, nothing is certain in Somalia, I'm sure they don't keep records of this kind of thing.
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>>68558159
Fair enough, skimmed over that. The world would be a MUCH better place if Chinese illegal fisherman were eradicated, they're literally a cancer on the world's ocean life and routinely invade sovereign waters. Good on Argentina for sinking one of their ships.
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>>68558921
you seem grumpier this time
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>>68557650
Pretty good if you know how to survive
>>68557669
Russians acttough, you should see how how they cry when we board their ships..
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>>68557739
No one is that boat.
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I have tremendous respect for this Somali because of all the butthurt he's causing in this thread. I don't even care anymore. Just stay out of the Balkans.
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>>68559098

I wonder how these 10 Somalis cried when they were set adrift without any navigational equipment.

http://www.theweek.co.uk/politics/14701/russian-navy-‘sent-somali-pirates-their-death’
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>>68557822
What makes you think I would go to a prison, have been locked up before anon
>>68557967
You don't love fish, Koreans and Japanese do.. Stop fronting
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There is no fishing off the coast of Somalia. Which is why they are printing in the first place. The water was over fished. Collapsing the fishingle economy of the region.b
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>>68559164

But there are on these boats.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BC6jM81Mi8
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Skinnies couldn't even fuck a girl if they try, even our fat islander blokes are better at that.
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>>68558041
>this guy actually made it
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>>68559398
why is your english so good?

get ready for the god emperor to allow all us ships to murder you shitskins on sight for attempting to illegally board
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>>68559460

They'd throw out their emaciated hips.
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>>68550663
R A R E C O M M O N P I R A T E
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>>68558451
As long as I control my area that's good enough for me.
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>>68559494

Yeah, he made it to jail, kinda sucks. Got sentenced to life in American jail, he's probably at ADX Supermax in a nice little concrete box.
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>>68559398
The UK and Iceland had a 'cod war' from the 50s to the 70s over North Atlantic fishing rights. We've become a little too reliant on the oceans for our food source IMO, if we overfish like the Chinese are now or the oceans gradually become too acidic, then we're fucked.
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>>68559398
because you'd end up in one, silly

even with an impressive CV I doubt you'd be able to find pirate employment in Europe, they majorly downsized in mid 18th century and the industry died out
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>>68558619
You have valid point.. But still African Americans are sub human.. A lot worst then us.
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Ooga booga booga booga?
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>>68550663
Step up your game. You have nothing compared to adriatic pirates
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>>68558669
Yes..
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>>68552187
Your days are numbered anyway, so why not take a chance?
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>>68559843

As bad as our niggers are, your niggers are worse.

Our niggers enslaved your niggers in Liberia in the only successful "back to Africa" movement.
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>>68552187

>burgerbois might God wills it

Step up your game, skinny.
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>>68559912
What do you think of Minnesota?
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>>68556174
Do you have a khat addiction? Also can you really buy slaves for like 100 bucks in Somalia? Sounds like a shithole.
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>>68560381

Shit I should buy myself an army there.
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>>68558676
You just threatened that I might actually make it to denmark.. Well the chances are pretty high that I will come there oneday
>>68558763
How bad are the right wingers., will they ever deus vult
>>68559040
Our records are mainly word of mouth
>>68559075
Agreed
>>68559079
I'm stating for reasoning for trying to leave this shithole
>>68559230
Thanks
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>>68551014
>thinks he's /k/
>can't recognize the most used LMG

Go fuck your self vadim
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>>68559976
The African niggers enslaved the American niggers first. I mean who do you think sold the slaves to the Europeans, it was other Africans. The niggers in Africa are usually smarter than those in America.
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>>68559754
>cod war
>kekk
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>>68560579
>You just threatened that I might actually make it to denmark.
Good thing that our borders are closed, still a lovely proxy as always, PK.
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>>68560579

Nope euros are fucked in the head, they won't "wake up and take back their country"

Also, you should buy your country a copy of excel.
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>>68559518
My English is good because I been in 4chan over a year.. Plus i read alot
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>>68550663
Nice proxy mate, everyone knows Somalians are not smart enough to use computers. Try harder next time :')
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>>68560686

Ohnonono,

The history of Liberia, as a nation, is hilarious.

American former slaves set to return to Africa, but instead enslaved the native Africans there, using techniques learned from the slavers in the south, and exported the country's natural resources to the United States. It's capitol Monrovia is named in honor of president James Monroe.
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>>68559976
Somali enslaved your slave before shipping 'em out to you.. Check your history books
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>>68560172
Isn't MN our second capital after mogadishu, you ever been there anon?
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>>68561033

It was more of a Ghana/Western Africa thing. If you had books I'd suggest you read them, nigger.
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>>68560381
I chew it on the weekends
No slaves but you can hire a qt young maid to clean your house and cook for you.. And ofc fuck her from time to time
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>>68560549
You actually could if you have over 100k
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>>68560701
>Good thing that our borders are closed

Is that what your politicians have told you
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>>68551927
Welcome m8, i always wanted to meet a real pirate.
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>>68560938
I know why you mad.. Just because Somalians have taken over Birmingham doesn't mean Somalia doesn't have Internet.. If there was such thing Somali proxy you would have seen it all the time.. Nice try on your behalf tho
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>>68561210
You just answered your own self.. We have never been enslaved by your slaves.
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>>68561393

Not a bad proposal.
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>>68561678
Thank you based Greek man
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Hey, come to Australia and cuck my shit up :3c
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>>68561219
Hard to believe my internet is faster then your country shitty one huh... Go complain to your politician about 256kb Internet speed.
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>>68562027

I meant "your niggers" as in Africans. I don't give a fuck what part of Africa you're from, you're all niggers. Including Afrikaners.
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>>68550663
What flag is this?
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>>68550663

We are waiting for you you black bastard.

/pol navy has sunk dozens of boats off Libya
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>>68562052
$5 dollars per soldier per day and a bag of k hat to chew on.
>>68562186
Aren't all Australians convicts and pirates that were shipped there by the queen
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>>68562416
Somilia
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>>68560921
By reading and using the internet you're already ahead of 95% of your countrymen in terms of education. Who knew 4chan could actually be useful for something other than shitposting?
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>>68562521

I mean I'd just bring over actual amphetamines, maybe khat if it's a typical part of the salary. You think they'd fight Islamists?
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>>68562521
Yep, that's why they *cough cough* I mean WE deserve to be raided by pirates!
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>>68562498

Dead niggers floating everywhere. Please come.
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>>68562309
Why do you hate africa, I mean I can't say I hate all Americans, they got some good people..
>implying Poland got ships
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>>68562601
I showed few friends 4chan, they thought I was weird as fuck... So I keep it to my self.. And yea I have it better then most people here
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I'm gonna call bullshit on this. You wouldn't have internet if you were in Somalia.
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>>68562644
They will still want to chew, they chew for social reasons besides getting high.. But the will still appreciate the amphetmine
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>>68562744

Because It's being totally fucked by everyone that lives there. An abundance of natural resources, diverse wildlife, miles of coastline.

But it's fucking inhabited by niggers. Granted, Europe and Arabs fucked them up pretty bad, but honestly, its fucking pitiful.
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>>68562708
Kek
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>>68562099
You think you could help us establish pirate bases in the Aegean? We have many small islands but the army is quite strong. Personally i don't like the sea but i could run a pirate village.
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>>68561393
Would it be possible to say, raise a proxy army from here in the states? Can you folks take bitcoin?

If so, how much do you figure it would it would cost me to take over a large chunk of Somalia from the comfort of my home?

Also, I could send you folks literally pounds of synthetic cathinones that are 20x stronger than khat. Would that get soldiers addicted?

This is all hypothetical of course.
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>>68562957
Well 4chan is seen as weird as fuck over here too, so you're not alone there mate.
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>>68563146

Do Somali miners get paid less than Somali soldiers?
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>>68562744
Africa is a consistently awful place that cannot govern itself and aggressively produces horrifying diseases.
America is the fruition of English Common Law Tradition.
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>>68563104
I swear we do and its cheaper then what you get charged.. Google it
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>>68563203
>greek
>doesn't like the sea
Wtf mate
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>>68550663
Fuck off. Nobody wants you in Germany. Not later than 2017 a far-right party is at power, then you will be locked out anyway.
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OP is probably some cuck who was dragged along to Somali by his bleeding heart liberal girlfriend to "help" build some school for the poor Somalis or some other bullshit excuse for a vocation.

Now he's posting on here while his gf is being pounded by an actual Somali.
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>>68563104

Somalia has one of the best 3G networks in the world.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-26973587

I'll look for more sources.
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>>68563173
True.. I agree with you.. It the stabs that fuck us hard here.. Few times American petroleum companies and recently an Australian company wanted to extract oils from ground.. The arabs asked the companies to stop because it fuck up their economy.. fucking sandniggers
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>>68563445
Man, have you ever been in a storm for 8 hours in the open sea? Pretty damn scary. Also, i'm coming from a mountain region.
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Somalipirateguy, since you live in a poor African country, can you give any useful input on this?: >>>/biz/1158017

tl;dr I'm wondering how viable it is and where it is best to buy lots of land for cheap then hire loads of cheap labourers for a megaproject.
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Oh Canada, Eh?
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Really interesting to hear from Somalia, I wonder what life there is like. Thanks for posting, hope to see you more often.
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>>68563203
Sure, but you gotta be a ruthless pirate village leader, because when we get the ransom money comes everyone acts funny.
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>>68563740

Fuck yeah. American would bring over some techs, but usually they hire locals to do grunt work. Arabs, on the other hand, import labor. ArabTec ships over a bunch of bangladeshis in a shipping container and basically use them to work for free.
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>>68563978
i'm more of this guy. You know, working in the shadows.
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>>68563225
>bitcoins
Not sure if we can converted into a hard cash people here like what they can feel and touch
>taking a large chunk of Somalia from the comfort of your
That's very possible, giving the fact majority land owner are Somalians abroad
>cathinons
Never heard of that, but these guy would definetly would love it.. Anything that keep 'em awake and make them aggressive they would wanna take it.
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I will stop you, evildoer!
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>>68550663
What are Somali women like?
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>>68563282
There no minors here..just soldiers and warlords and militias
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>>68563313
It's the leaders.. Every leader that come into power only thinks about how he can rob the country and get away with it..United nation should setup some kind of law that "if you become an African president then fuck up, you will be prosecuted"..
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>>68564621
Yeah, it's called mkat. It hits the same receptors as khat, just it's dozens of times stronger.

You can even dissolve the powder and stay it into actual khat to make super khat.

It's illegal here in the states now, but should be legal to ship it from China to Somalia.
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>>68563497
Far right will never be in power in Germany ever.. No one wants another Hitler and krauts in germany.. Keep dreaming kido.
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>>68550663
There is internet in Somalia?
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>>68563692
There you go based Murican anon..
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>>68552187
Don't you feel blessed living in a libertarian paradise, though?
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>>68563769
You don't even have buy a land here, just bribe a warlord then tell him how many kilometers you want.. Labor can be arranged too.
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>>68563975
Keekk
>>68563868
No I don't want live in a leaf country
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>>68563977
Thanks for the encourgment anon.. I have been posting.. And I hope to continue being a good source of info to my /pol/
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>>68565726
Firstly that sounds like it'd be expensive, and also it sounds completely unethical.
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>>68564023
Arabs are scums specially saudis
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>>68564426
Whos that guy?
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>>68564816

If a nigger can shoot a gun he can use a pick axe, he's not entitled to a specific kind of work.

>>68565445

I just don't like when Australians act smart.
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>>68550663
If you're going to go fuck shit up in Sweden can you at least attack lefties?
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>>68566311

Oh absolutely, I'm looking forward to Saudi Arabia falling into civil war.
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>>68564735
Qt, best looking among the blacks in the world... They tend to be tall slim, with a bit of fat ass.. Very obedient too.
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>>68565263
Wood didn't know about that.. I will look into it.. Will it make them high as fuck? And is it expensive?
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>>68550663
Thats a strange suicide note... sure you are ok? Need any help?
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>>68551705
this, too bad this requires too much critical thinking for an ape to see
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>>68565715
Yes I do.. Wouldn't say libertarian more like anarchy but not total anarchy tho
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>>68565726
NAME BASED WARLORDS NAOW

ARE YOU AS BASED AS LIBERIA?

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THESE CLOTHES?
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>>68550663
Ultra rare somalia.

Wasn't aware you guys have internet.
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>>68567062
THIS IS NOW A WARLORD THREAD

HOW MUCH FOR MACHINEGUN?
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Are Ethiopians and Somalians the same people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3-uUDyigPQ
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>>68566438
True
Australians are good guys, I hate Eastern Europeans
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WELCOME TO HELL
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>>68551014
It's obviously a FAMAS
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CHILD SOLDIERS ARE THE BEST SOLDIERS
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>>68567423
what is that? anyone from /k/ that can tell us?
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>>68566484
But lefties don't hate immigrants or black.. Last thread I had some Swedish lefties offered me his sister to be mine if I ever make it to his country.. That was the best encourgment I ever had to go to Europe.
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Alright you piece of crap you can get out of Somalia if you can kill some al-shabaab for us. :^)
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>>68560921
You sound like a smart man. You're something special, judging by the Bell curve.

Why not be productive?
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>>68567267

Australians are good guys, but they're fucking retarded.

A good Eastern European comes one-in-a-million. They have the same nationalistic pride of Africans, even though they drink water from paper mills.
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>>68551014
ak47 kalashnikov
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>>68550663
how about we just kill you when you arrive, wicked nigger.
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>>68567578

ZPU-4, 14.5mm

You European faggots need to learn more about guns.
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>>68567062
Gay warlords don't count as warlords
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>>68567127
We do my friend we do
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>>68553042
>Nigerians believe the dials on the sights increase the power of the bullets

Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>68567632
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>>68551014

FN mag, or some kind of shitty variant.
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>>68550663
Somali's are the shittest pirates ever, no songs, no cool disabilities, no raunchy songs, you guys don't even have a sweet treasure cove. You just have derelict streets and sad faces. Now you're going to go to Germany and collect a government cheque, live in horrible squalor watching shit TV, crying every night because you can only attract women as retarded as you? No wonder you're on 4chan.
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>>68565129
I must disagree.
My white ancestors were no better.
But they acquired firearms, learned self-discipline, and limited government.
Government is inherently bad. Limiting it allows you to escape its worst effects. Europe thought they could expand government to use its power for good and look at them.
George Washington quote, along the lines of government is fire, a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
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>>68567062
>WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THESE CLOTHES?

I'm pretty sure they come from charity boxes from America and Europe.

A lot of charity stuff gets taken by warlords and their men.
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>>68565263
I think it got banned in China.
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>>68567912
so Hitler and Ceasar aren't warlords?
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>>68568251

Politicians
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>>68551014
That's a glock
t. CNN
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>>68567182
https://youtu.be/X6Y9nT71lFI

Watch that

Bazookas go for $150
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>>68566490
Sadly this will never happen.
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>>68567218
No we are more based then the aids infested ethio
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>>68568459
Can they come with scopes
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>>68568570

I dunno man. With all those princes and all that money? It'll be a fucking mercenary circus if someone fucks up bad.
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>>68567632
Ahh the CIA.. Don't you already have operatives down here
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>>68567687
Its my week off work, so I just lurk on 4chan
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>>68567698
Keeeeekkkkked my sides
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>>68568459

>M16 variant for $200
If they took care of those guns they'd cost atleast 3 times that. Magazine catch looked/sounded fucked, probably need to clean the DGI tube too.
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>>68568087
You havent been to Somali pirate city..I will be the most unforgetable experience you will ever have.. So don't judge us by the faces of few captured ones you saw on bbc..
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>>68563203
...are you the Greek anon that started the small navy to sink migrant boats?

I think that's you.
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>>68550663
>Angry pirate
>Posting bullshit on an Israeli foreskin trading board

Fuck off, captain.
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>>68568153
But your ancestors had no outside interference from other big government and special interest groups, that's why they were able able to build something from the scratch.
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>>68568904
Pirates have shifts and set schedules?

That's pretty sweet. I think I might want to be a pirate now. How much money do you guys actually end up making?
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>>68568172
Most likely they did.. Brought in by humanitarian groups
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>>68569371
A pirate i was meant to be
Trim the sails and roam the sea
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>>68568747
>With all those princes and all that money?
They have so much they literally could not give a shit if they had more. They really can't have much more power and influence than they have already.

>>68558159
As shitty as that is, it's hard to feel bad for Somalia. Somali migrant communities are infamously shit and make the local area into another version of their shithole country.
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>>68568212
Can't I say I want it for plantation
>>68568251
Whu? Was Hitler gay?
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>>68569779

They can become crown prince. There's hundreds of princes, but they can fight for the throne.
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>>68566824
Cheap as fuck. And yes, it will fuck you up harder than most hard drugs. It's like Khats evil older brother.
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