What's gonna be his monologue when Trump becomes president?
well it'll still be 2016 so I imagine something like IT'S 2016 COME ON AMERICA
THE
YEAR
IS
>he's still clinging on to the fantasy that Tr*mp is going to get gutted by Hillary
If were lucky a patriot will take him out before the November.
>>68547059
IT'S ALMOST 2017
it will be, im a fucking cucarach forgive me Emperor!! i clean up your shooes with my tongue
Probably some kkk shit or how Trump got a C on a calculus test in 10h grade.
>>68546756
>Don't deport me!
he will fake his retirement as a joke then ride the low ratings until his show gets pulled
>>68546756
He'll change sides and kiss trumps ass. Pretending like he didn't drumpf.
>>68546756
He will be monitoring Trumps every move to find any slip ups or anything that could be taken the wrong way and react to it in an over the top manner like some kind of woman.
Wouldn't it be nice if there were some republican comedian shows?
>>68547946
I love how Mexicans spell cockroach
its naturally musical and a really underrated thing to call someone
>>68546756
"It would seem my show has been cancelled and I'm being ejected from the country. Let's hope I make it to my home country alive" ... *5 hours later* ... "John Oliver has died on his way to the airport after being ejected from the country. The world has lost a truely British autistic reporter!"
He probably hopes Trump becomes President, people like him thrive when a Republican is in the White house. His show isn't about lampooning Democrats, so there is only so much you can right now. The daily show became what it is and died because of who was President, I am sure Stewart figured out ratings will go down while Obama is in charge.
>>68546756
He'll pull out a revolver, open the cylinder, load a bullet, put the gun in his mouth and off himself.
>>68546756
whats going to be his monologue when europe has a major terror attack every month?
>implying Trump will win
>>68548194
conservative comedy is essentially just german comedy. Bland, boring, tasteless, and generally hurtful.
>>68546756
The camera will come on after the intro to show a waist and legs dangling over his desk. The remainder of the episode will just be his body dangling there, interrupted by commercial breaks.
>>68548360
Spot on.
>>68548225
They grew up with them, it's only natural they are embedded into their culture.
>>68548466
>hurtful
Gas yourself pussy kike
he's going to pull a Christine Chubbuck
it will be the highest rated program in HBO history
>>68548466
Milo yakou-imahomosex is witty and funny at times, stop buying into media narratives anon or our society will never change.
>>68546756
he wont get to speak, trump will have him gagged and put him on death row for treason
Someone kill this stupid British cunt. He has no place in our country.
>>68548493
Don't forget the guy who pushes the "applause" : laughter" button has also offed himself and is slumped over the controls.
>[oliver swings from side to side]
>[nonstop laughing and applause]
>>68547734
>StreetFighterTheMovie
Is that Sagat? No way.
Donald Trump will be to john Oliver as bush was to John Stewart.
>>68546756
He'll read off a suicide note he penned the night of the election, note the present year, and then blow his brains out live on television.
TRUMP IS A SPECTACLE THAT YOU CAN'T RESIST NOT POKING IN ITS BEEDY LITTLE EYES. LIKE LOBSTERS WITH TINY FUNNY HATS. NO CAROL GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE WATER TANK. I KNOW IT'S FUN BUT THE LOBSTER HANDLER IS GOING TO GO PROTESTOR ON YOUR ASS
Something gay like that.
>>68549306
You've never seen it? It's pure camp. JCVD as Guile and Raul Julia as Bison.
>>68546756
Hopefully it'll be him suck starting a 12 gauge
>>68546756
Something like
>"woah, the economy is improving rapidly!"
>"you know who else improved the economy rapidly?" *audience sniggers
>"HITLER!" *audience erupts in a tumultuous roar of laughter
>C'MON PEOPLE
*pulls gun out from under desk
>ITS...ITS..
*raises gun to head
>ITS...
*sobs
>BANG
