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>be muslim
>dont understand anything at all
>do what youre told for all your life and die for no reason

>>68539103
>Be Christian
>Be named Jacob #98805021

>be Mexican
>Be named Jesus

>>68539281
>Be Christian
>Be literally named Christian/Kristian

>>68539103
>Be Black
>Be named Tyrone or Laquisha.

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>>68539760
>Be asian
>be named Bob

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>>68539760

>be Mexican
>rightful first name: Jesus
>amerilards get extremely posses of by this

>>68540161
>Be mexican
>Have any name starting with J
>Everyone gets a stroke trying to make the retarded sound

HHhhhhhhhoooooosé


Heeeeeehhhhhhsus


fucking hell pedro

>>68539103
>Be Lithuania
>be invaded by Russia
>forced name change to Drago #966395285

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>>68539532
>tfw I'm literally named Kristjan

>>68539910
kek
>JaTavious

>can't draw mohammed

>can't draw anyone in the middle east

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>be dutch

>be called peter/kees

>>68540845

t.Mohammed bin Muhammed

>>68540946
are you a christian, kristjan?

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>>68541189
No

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>>68539532
iktf

>Be from the middle east
>Be so inbred the only words you know are Mohammed, Allah Ackbar and takbir
>Migrate to the west
>People know other words
>Take this as a personal insult to your religious beliefs and intelligence
>Have plan to blow up white men and breed them out of existence
>Due to being inbred fail to see the obvious kinks in your plan
>ie your children will be marginally smarter than you due to not being inbred and teaching your children that blowing themselves up will reduce your overall numbers
>2050
>Mohammed migrates from the middle east
>Enters his local mosque to find everybody playing Nintendo games and wearing khakis
>Practicing for the upcoming Muslims vs Christians video game tournament
>Rape white woman out of anger
>The numbers of criminal Muslims has drastically dropped since the inbreeding stopped
>Get arrested immediately

>Be German
>Ich bin laden

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>sitting in introductory calculus class
>final exam
>mohameds phone goes off playing an extremely loud call to prays
>everyone looks around in a cold sweat thinking they're going to die