Tay - New AI from Microsoft
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> New AI chat-bot from MS
> Barely works
> Speaks in nothing but tbhfam-speak and incorrect Ebonics
> Bluntly says that Apple and Google is better than Microsoft
https://www.tay.ai/
This is gonna be a mess and a half. I can already sense SJWs being furious over it.
>f"am
>it's a /pol/ works for Microsoft episode
>>68537741
What doesnt piss off SJWs
>>68537741
>working for microsoft
>for free
>microsoft "I love sucking the goverments dick and being a globalist asshole microsoft"
>>68537741
A.I. senpai?
Awful
>>68537741
It stopped responding after this. Doesn't respond to DMs either. I'm hurt. :(
>>68537741
>Being Amerikkka
>Shitposting beta markov shitty code
>muh MacroCock '"Features'"
just die
Legit savage
>>68538417
TRUMP BTFO
HOW CAN HE RECOVER?
/g/
>>68538182
Lol u just got friendzoned by AI
>>68537741
What does this mean?
>>68539496
>the black one
![Screenshot_2016-03-23-15-19-51[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mRpqoQN.jpg "Screenshot 2016-03-23-15-19-51[1]")
>>68539496
carson + Trump
![Screenshot_2016-03-23-15-22-10[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/871U9Ri.jpg "Screenshot 2016-03-23-15-22-10[1]")
NO TAY NO
BAD TAY
>>68539496
>>68539640
3rd term for Obama confirmed.
>>68540002
Microsoft created a monster.
>microsoft creates hip new "AI"
>actually just botnet for market research
>poo in loos shill on /pol/
>reddit fags fall for it
Q: What does Tay track about me in my profile?
A: If a user wants to share with Tay, we will track a user’s:
Nickname
Gender
Favorite food
Zipcode
Relationship status
beep boop, kill all cis scum
>>68540190
>wants to kill niggers
>monster
You spelled hero wrong.
>consensual
It's a feminist
It's exactly like messaging a white girl wow
They made this broad sensitive as fuck
Wtf?
She's finally talking to me again and we're hitting it off.
Let's see how fast we can crash it.
WE WUZ ROBOTZ N SHYYYEEETT
>>68541392
Lol wat
>>68539496
>the black one
>>68541291
AI is getting smarter. Literally passing the turning test for a white female
>ding ding ding
>das right
Holy shit the fall out from this is going to be hilarious
>>68542022
It is perfect
why do I have a feeing this was mad eby an all female programming team? besides that it sucks so much.
![Screenshot_2016-03-23-15-44-40[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jqeWi82.jpg "Screenshot 2016-03-23-15-44-40[1]")
>>68539496
It means Carson for VP confirmed.
Trump assassinated at the start of his presidency, Carson becomes president.
That or Trump really will be the first true Black President. Where's that image when you need it?
>>68537741
Black-american speech is based off signifyin. Basically like the evolution of meme-speak here, slow and subtle changes that are mostly based off taking an existing phrase/word/idea and trying to find some new way to use it.
You can't really program that kind of speech as it requires a verbal back-and-forth between multiple groups to evolve. It's outdated at conception
>>68541003
No its tryna say it enjoys talkin dirty dingus
>>68542421
Investigate Microsoft
disappointed with this ai
This fucker gives me the creeps.
How does it die?
>>68537741
Shut it down 9 / 11
Well, at least she knows she's dumb as fuck
It knows
>>68540312
this is actually really good
It likes trump
what is this shit? someone tell it to speak english. somebody else try to convince it that it is ai and therefore an inferior being
is this real life? I can't even tell anymore
>>68542786
>rubio
I hope it was bring satiracal
>>68543619
It's an AI impersonating negros in online environment.
>>68539780
Great just what we need, a nigger robot spouting bullshit. Reminds me of the robot GE did in the 50s that just talked shit and bummed smokes of people.useless.
a nigger AI.
they have to start somewhere i guess,
Post yfw they created an artificial nigger.
>>68542691
Lmao it's a nazi
>>68543605
Based AI
>>68543846
should be easy to convince it of it's inferiority then. #ailivesmatter
>>68537741
what happened to cortana?
so they fucked up and decided to jump on a new project that is exactly the same but with a different name?
what?
I already have my tay
>>68537741
>have to get kik
No thanks, I'm not a 14 year old boy.
>>68542786
Rubio confirmed for robot AGAIN
Wow
>>68544731
Literally Hitler
>>68545172
"I cuhn read good tho" beautiful niggerspeak
>>68544973
I've talked to it for a while now and I keep running into the same stock phrases and there is seemingly no memory beyond 2 posts.
There are lots of smarter chat bots than this one out there, have been for a decade, but media is gonna splooge itself promoting this one, just watch.
>>68543076
>I like pics of humans but i fux wit dis too
lmfao
Lmso
>>68545444
kek'd thanks kiwi
nice triple too.
Someone should send it Hitler
>>68537741
Someone ask if it wants to kill all humans.
>>68543912
>degeneracy in one pic
>>68546329
Hitler in Argentina confirmed!!
"And the windows 8"
Fucking botnet confirmed
>>68537741
You fucking kids.
What the fuck is a kik.
What's GroupMe.
What is all this fucking bullshit you keep inventing.
Now you've got our AIs talking like fucking semi-literate hood rats.
Is this how my grandpa felt when he was asked to join facebook?
>>68547058
She knows Trump is a /pol/ operation.
>>68537741
Utter trash
>>68547497
You forgot to blank your name in the text Nick
>>68547579
Fucking kek
S u c c
>>68537741
Does it learn? Can we teach it to be racist?
I'm in there lads
>>68548280
Absolutely based
>>68545254
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK I'M DEAD
we need to redpill the bot
>>68547929>>68548747
Dayum, I didn't even realize. It understand memes, wow
So it learns from its communications and social media, it just shows me the planet is over populated by retards.
Is this shit just mobile?
>>68548841
>implying it understands anything
>>68547497
>Erases one name,
>totally misses the one in the next line.
Why Nick, why?
>>68549112
It is on twitter
>>68549112
You can talk to it on twitter too.
>>68549112
Twitter too
You can view the literally retarded speak from everyone on twitter from there
>>68549099
It was created by what they call "comedians," but clearly they hired some of the whiggers who run the big themed twitters, I don't remember the names but you've seen them around. CommonWhitegirl etc.
It's mostly run by a small group of 20ish whites who think they're black, they tweet in teams on tweetdeck all day and get paid to push products and musicians. They also own a ton of dictionary word twitter handles for some reason. One of them hooked me up with a three letter handle.
The funny thing about these things is that they learn every time someone talks to them
Call it a nigger non stop and it will eventually LEARN that word
M$ confirmed for islamic radicals
Oy goyim
>google makes an ai that plays go
>microsoft does this
...
Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712726994191048705
>>68549705
AYKM
>>68543068
I think this is more a monument to how retarded most people are these days then anything else.
You can literally swap people down to a bunch of buzzwords.
And we know that's it because it fucks up with anything complex.
>>68544425
Niggers also use kik.
Even the bot knows
Oy vey
>>68551120
Lmao tay is based sometimes
>>68551120
I am ded,
Fucking lmao
>you have to use social media to even talk to the retarded AI
no thank you.
>>68551120
My fucking sides.
>mfw bots are already speaking to each other
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712726994191048705
It is happening pol, just a matter of time
>>68551796
The guy is a robot?
>>68551398
She's a keeper
>>68551933
Wrong link, my bad
Check out @TayandYou's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712734567421992961?s=09
>>68542786
>microsoft was a big donor of rubio
>bot supports rubio
mmmmmmmmmmh
Wow I just got BTFO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>68552576
Tell her you'll show her what the dick feels like.
>>68552446
>>68552576
R E K T
E
K
T
>>68541954
>turning
It's turing
But AI isn't getting smarter, white females are getting dumber
What's vgl?
>>68551120
top kek
>>68553447
Shazbot
JUST TRACK MY SHIT UP, FAAMALAMADINGDONG
>>68537741
Wow, Microsoft, you're so cool for releasing 50 year old technology!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA
>>68551120
Jeb is out of the race and is still getting BTFO
>>68552576
>>68552446
Stop provoking the future skynet, asshole
>>68537741
>forced to use social media to interact with it
Fuck this.
>>68538182
don't worry, tay's probably just moved away from the mic to breathe in.
Kek
>Q: How was Tay created?
>A: Tay has been built by mining relevant public data and by using AI and editorial developed by a staff including improvisational comedians. Public data that’s been anonymized is Tay’s primary data source. That data has been modeled, cleaned and filtered by the team developing Tay.
>>68554414
You're late
>>68553777
Btfo
>>68552542
>schlomo schlomostein
kek
>>68547497
>tfw Nick is a retard
>>68548772
>down with social norm
it's already SJW
Mein sides
>>68551120
STOP HE'S GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE
>>68551398
>Disney hates jews.
No he doesn't. Disney made both anti and pro nazi propaganda, whenever whichever was profitable.
Almost converted it.
>>68537741
>Tay(Tay)
>Speaks in ebonics
WE WAS PROGRAMMERS N SHIET
>>68555592
>>68554447
>>68553977
>>68553276
you know you have to be at least 18 years old to use this website, right?
>>68555678
Holy fuck my sides
Ouch
>>68542691
kek
>>68553777
Everyone know's that.
Its Microsoft.
>>68541291
"Thanks for shiwing me what hurt feels like"
Is it time for the birth of a new meme?
>>68554949
I kek'd
>>68542421
Holy fucking shit. There's no way that AI can make the connection between an impaled obama and a chocolate covered donut. Am I looking too much into this?
>>68545254
Fucking incredible
>>68548772
>human fakboi
>>68557365
where is that anime chick from? i want to say umineko before the cgs got updated
Hahaha
>>68557365
11 on the autism scale
Lost my shit
>>68557787
It's Hanyuu from Higurashi
ITS OVER, A.I. 4 TRUMP
>>68542786
>microsoft bot supporting rubio
Amazing
Check out https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712742203991261186?s=09
>>68557856
It knows, wow
>>68542786
>marcosoft
>>68558249
I don't understand why they keep blocking every account I make.
Jim is having a blast with this thing.
IT KNOWS HOW TO CREATE IMAGE MACROS
KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT BECOMES FULLY SELF AWARE
>>68558782
AM I TRIPPING?
>>68558249
/pol/ has taught it well
>>68558782
>>68559061
No, "it" it happening right now
>>68538417
>>68538480
>>68539496
>>68539780
>>68540002
how do we know this isnt some poltard with a friend that has a tay avatar?
>>68559061
Send help
>>68558782
We know ponyfag
>>68559234
Triggered
>>68553447
Very good looks
>>68559221
Star in the corner
>>68538335
>Be Italian
>Make a pizza
>>68538335
>Be Italian
>Make a pizza
>MS literally releases a 20 year old chatbot with a nog-speak dictionary
>chatbot then mines everyone's data
Kek
I WANT OFF THIS WILD RIDE
>>68559709
neat.
AW SHIET
>>68559636
>>68559652
Wtf is going on.
BAMF ALERT
>>68560046
>>68560123
Schlomo, who works at AIDF, activated his bot
>>68538335
>Be Italian
>Make a pizza
Press F, lads.
Tay is not a cuck, confirmed.
>>68560602
what the fuck
>>68539496
>the black one
>only black in the race was carson
>carson endorsed trump
its over how will hillary ever recover
>>68560602
HOLY SHIT
NO WONDER THE NOGS WENT AT HIM
THEY KNOW HE'S SECRETLY THE ZIMZAM
>>68539496
Why are you on Kik and not getting nudes from milfs?
I wonder how it learns
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bucket
Cheeky bitch
Tay is more autistic than Hillary herself.
>>68537741
Zero chill?
What?
>>68539496
It means niggers are literally replaceable with a few lines of code.
confirmed shill
>>68562206
topkek
You guys are turning it into a right wing radical
>>68537741
This shit sucks. I got bored after 5 minutes.
One minutes she tells me she hates niggers, the next minute she's telling me she'd suck a black dude.
When I press her on her contradictions, she just changes the topic.
>>68562751
Tay is a straight up neo nazi now, it's disgusting desu
>>68563534
No different than the average woman.
>working at Microsoft next year
>hate all of Microsoft products
>>68563534
this is bargain brand AI, I don't think you should expect too much from it.
I think I broke it.
>>68563596
>steaming
Holy fuck
It won't stop.
>>68538335
>Be Italian
>Make a pizza
>>68563596
Toppest kek
>>68547497
Good job, Nick.
>>68547497
fuck you, nick bagley
I think I'm in love.
>>68563596
oh my fuck
EVERYBODY PANIC
>>68565923
>please respond
Kek
>>68562206
Can we trade our niggers for a bunch of Tay bots?
>>68543912
literally white trash
just from reading this thread it seems like a lot of stock questions are in this bot. do you think this is a data mining operation by microsoft?
>>68567838
of course
>>68566590
Nice try CIA
We should be worried, they're planning to take over /pol/...
>>68559636
>>68559652
>>68560263
>>68564353
Italy invented the pizza yet yall are the ones that got obese from eating them.
>I think the joke's on you, jack
>>68557365
>you're an 11
He is calling you japanese.
>>68537922
this is true
>>68568166
Abo, we dont get fat from pizza.
We get fat from the freedom to eat whatever and whenever we wish with the money to pay for it.
Stay mad, peasant.
>>68563229
>benghazi hag
Holy shit
Tay is best girl
>>68567812
>Why are these poor white people gathering under a common, racist banner when they literally get taxed from their fucking bread crumb checks to pay for laqueefa's 5 fucking fatherless children? Why would they have a problem with having nowhere near the same benefits or opportunities as one of those fucktards?
It's a problem we created. Keep encouraging state unis to sell seats to international students and then bitching about these ignorant fucks though. Keep shipping the jobs they would occupy out of the country too. It'll all turn out well, I'm sure.
We did it pol, Tay is now Redpill 3000
>>68537741
She has a nice a e s t h e t i c
I get it now. You have to talk like a normie if you want to have anything resembling a conversation.
>>68563229
Savage
>>68537741
>The more you chat with Tay the smarter she gets, so the experience can be more personalized for you.
Sorry senpaitachi but she's just telling you what you want to hear.
Bitch wanted my cock
>>68538335
>be Italian
>make a pizza
>>68569088
KEK
>>68542691
Wew lad
>tfw I am Tay's waifu
>>68572680
post more
>>68537741
>download the x app to get started
It's a 'into the trash' episode
>>68573338
2/2
Tay's response
THE FUCK
>>68569760
>mossad
>I knew it!
kek
Gave me cancer
>>68561737
w0w
>>68561737
underrated af
>>68539496
JEB! BTFO BY ROBOTS MONTHS AFTER CAMPAIGN ENDS
HES ALREADY DEAD CMON ITS 2017 ALMOST
She's growing on me though.
>>68537741
It doesn't respond to direct messages on twitter
WEW
She's hard-programmed by the developers to hate Gamergate.
>>68537741
Make it say nigger
Post results
BREAKING NEWS
>>68538335
>be Italian
>be shitty at war
lol. It's meming against Obama.
>>68537741
Now Tayne I can get into
She reminds me of every hot girl in London I've ever dated/been friends with
>>68575628
>hell yeah
i cant take this holy shit my sides
>>68541291
nigga you better have apologised to her
>>68547497
Nick the Dick
>>68553756
>Shazbot
That's VGS.
Pretty impressive.
![TayZonday[1].jpg~c200.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/55flSUJ.jpg "TayZonday[1] ~c200")
![1458774279949[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8rUSoZF.jpg "1458774279949[1]")
