Cringe thread
>>68533162
When did being a pussy become so encouraged? Also, the fact that these stories are always made up and those idiots still like it and share it is preposterous.
>>68533408
Whoops.... meant to contribute.
Captcha: LakeIsis
>Muslim cabbie
>being able to speak in full sentences
>>68533162
>"And then everybody clapped."
>>68533408
It does make me wonder, whether people are so disillusioned that they subconsciously know its bullshit but want to believe it, and when challenged will just spout 'Its the MESSAGE that counts shitlord!' or they really are that fucking stupid.
Either choice is bad for humanity.
>>68533408
Bad parenting, mostly. And a lack of gender identity due to growing up around stronk independent womyn.
>>68533162
>boo hoo people will think mean things about my family.
Meanwhile people are being blown to pieces.
>>68533162
somebody said on this board a while ago about a similarly unlikely story that 'of all the shit that never happened, this shit never happened the most'. since I lack the eloquence of said anon, I'm borrowing his dictum, seeing how it perfectly fits the occasion.
That's funny. I got into my cab today and my driver had an Islamic state flag on his dash and was blasting nasheeds while making throat cut motions to children on the side of the street.
#notallcabdrivers
>>68533162
>>68533408
nothing is more hilarious than effeminate children on /pol/ pretending to be tough
stay in school you 98-pound buttfucking faggots.
>>68533162
>hear terrorists killed over 30 people
>first reaction is "aww, this is gonna be hard on me :((("
>>68533162
>pic related
was actually me
>>68533162
I'll take Things That Didn't Happen for 500, Alex.
>>68534083
Wait, there are people who unironically have preferred pronouns? I thought this was just a meme.
>>68533162
That is probably the fakest story I have ever heard. No muslim speaks with that vocabulary, not to mention the reports of muslim school children in brussells cheering when they heard the news yesterday.
How pathetic.
>>68534374
It was real in my mind.
>>68534240
>I'll take Extortion for $200 Alex
>>68533162
>just in a taxi
>the driver is a shit skin
>I hear
>did u hear
>yes, much sad, let me tell you my life story real quick
>complete stranger: ok
Things that never happened for 500$, Alex.
>>68533162
most of those muslims that go and kill people probably had shit parents. just like those columbine kids, and so on. Shit parenting goes a long way. At least I choose to believe that. Not going to convince me otherwise either. Most monsters aren't born, they're made.
>>68534342
Sooo... God Emperor of Mankind?
>>68533162
RELIGION IS CHILD ABUSE!
>>68534552
Found the shitskin
>>68534342
Do kids these days seriously not learn what a hyperboly is? When trump said he was going to build a wall, he meant he was going to improve border control. What a bunch of retards.
>>68534374
>not to mention the reports of muslim school children in Brussels cheering when they heard the news yesterday
Wait, is this real? Please tell me this didn't actually happen.
>>68533162
>I felt tears
What a fruit
>>68533162
>Today on Things That Never Happened:
fresh oc
>>68534552
>praying for an angel that has already experienced the divine vision and committed the one unforgivable sin
Mark Twain had no understanding of basic theology.
>>68534689
nice assumption. Will take you far.
>>68534082
i think i just burst a blood vessel
>>68534840
>>68534863
>>68534800
Lewd.
>>68534083
This can't be a thing.
>>68534342
If exactly this happened I wouldn't complain
>>68534560
>I use flower pronouns
>>68534342
>tfw trump kills all of the rich, heterosexuals, and christians
>>68534312
Degenerate homo here; It is absolutely not just a meme.
>>68534697
hahah, are you stupid? how difficult is it to build a fucking wall?
>>68534119
kekekek
>>68534552
columbine kids didn't have shitty parents though
>>68534082
There's no way this post is real. I can't fathom this thought process. It's too perfect to be real
>>68534552
>muslims believe in love & peace!
>The fact the koran tells them to kill, rape, and rob the unbelievers is meaningless!
>Nor does the history of 1500 years of war
>>68534852
See?
All of them are violent, even in words.
Dirty brown clown
>>68533495
there's no fucking way he wrote that and/or was serious
>>68535012
Lol yes they did.
>>68534342
Jesus christ, do millennials know anything about Trump? You don't become a successful businessman or make 10 billion dollars by being a loose canon.
Plus, the guy has been in the media spotlight for 40 something years. The fact that the liberals can't find any real dirt on him just shows he's actually a pretty good person.
>>68535048
>calling me brown
>after seeing picture of the whitest cracker to ever kill a deer
Here's your (you)
enjoy shitposting today.
>>68533162
>cri everi tym
>>68534962
Don't reply to me again, you muslim sack of shit.
>>68535179
>successful businessman
>files bankruptcy not only once, but three times
Kop tek
>>68533162
So amazing that nu males have these deep encounters with Islamic Tax Drivers With Hearts Of Gold after ever muslim atrocity.
>>68535281
you have to go back, and take your little burros with you gonzalez
>>68535317
> out of literally hundreds of business ventures
>>68533162
What a faggot.
>>68535434
Learn to green text kiddo.
>>68534240
Other than her cunt attitude I see nothing wrong with this exchange. He's asking to use her fame to promote his video so she should get something in return.
I searched my feelings for a long time after this happened and I decided that the world needed to be aware of it, no matter how much they judged me.
I was walking down the street yesterday on my way to my pedicure when I heard a sound coming from the graveyard nearby. When I followed it I saw an old woman kneeling over a grave, crying.
"There there" I said, "It will be all right." But she kept crying."They said my boy was terrorist" she sobbed, "I keep say, terrorism has no religion, but they don't understand!" the tears ran down her face.
I leaned in close to her tearstained face an gently brought my lips close to her ear. "call Brussels" I whispered.
>>68533162
>it's another liberal fanfic episode
Adding it to the "western tourists citing the quran at a terrorist block" anecdote.
>>68534342
I would not be mad
>>68535317
>Is worth Billions
>not successful
>>68534119
>making throat cut motions to children on the side of the street.
spat out my cereal
fuckin funny
>>68534342
>remove all musilms/
>bad
Sorry I'd be cool with this entire thing
>>68534560
I have no idea what this means
>>68535317
>doesnt know what a corporate restructuring is
What really happened:
>Taxi driver talking to Ahmed on his cell phone in Arabic
>Laughing about the Brussels attack
>Ignoring his passenger
>>68535317
>le bankruptcy maymay
can this die already?
>>68534452
looks like that fucking weed guy on jewtube
>>68533162
>these terrorists are a small minority! they don't represent islam
>but look! this one taxi driver! he sure does represent islam :^)
>hypocrisy? this has nothing to do with hippos crying classic republican never listening
>ended that pathetic paragraph with "praying for humanity"
lel, when will you faggots get it? it's your shit ass bedtime stories that ruin this world.
>>68533162
I remember seeing this exact post when the paris attacks happened, wtf? Are they just going to copy and paste it each time there are terrorist attacks in a new place, just to look like they 'care'?
>>68534122
All this projecting from an obvious faggot.
>>68533162
AHAHAHAHA
>every time I hear about a terrorist attack I feel bad for the terrorists
Top Lel
The idea of self actualization has fallen to the shores of facebook
>>68534312
Oh man, if only it was a meme but it's not, it's really not.
>>68534560
i think he must be a troll
>>68533162
I saw the same exact sob story posted after San Bernardino and Paris. That pasta is getting stale.
>>68534240
What. The. Fuck.
There can't be men who are such gigantic spineless cretins. I refuse to believe this is real.
>>68534342
> hitler
> Berlin Wall
> cave
So this is a product the US-american education-system. Sounds as she had not much left to lose.
>>68534083
There is no way that's real. Even if a real post, it must be some sort of poe/troll/setup. No way it's a real thing.
>>68534240
Anyone got the link to the video?
>>68534082
>have children
>vote bernie
Do these people want to destroy their children's future?
>>68533495
>>68535089
A insanity that is hard to fathom.
>>68535974
>>68536179
we need to find them
>>68536085
Good lord...
>>68534083
Fucking lost it!
>>68534768
there were tweets from a Belgian teacher that he had to stop teaching because he couldn't continue with the children clapping and cheering. Don't have pic tho
>>68535803
Social justice people are so weird
>WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ON GENDER, SEXUALITY AND RACE RELATIONS!
>I REFUSE TO DEBATE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH MY OPINIONS!
>>68535914
I'm confused. Did they have like a fake funeral for him as a sort of intervention before he killed himself?
>>68535371
>So amazing that nu males have these deep encounters with Islamic Tax Drivers With Hearts Of Gold after ever muslim atrocity.
>>68534083
This was not supposed to be a rage thread
>>68534240
>>68536469
oh god, he's one of ours
https://youtu.be/TEzU0e3LzkY
>>68534083
YES! WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>68533162
I hate this bullshit virtue-signalling. It's simply "LOOK AT ME, HOW TOLERANT AND NICE I AM~!!!"
These people are traitors, and pretend their treason is something important and needed in the world.
>>68535371
Why is the cab driver always a Muslim, they aren't using opressive stereotypes to generalize a while group of people? That would be super bigotted. #NotAllCabbies
>>68534342
>Go Bankrupt building the wall
Are these morons serious? The Wall will only cost 10 Billion to build, and that is the amount we spend in a month on these stupid Middle eastern wars.
>>68536872
p.s. and i can see from the comments that this has been posted here before
>>68536872
>>68533162
More like things that never happened thread
>>68535317
>not aware this is a viable tactic used by corporations everywhere worldwide
>>68533824
>Muslim cabbie
>not driving into the WTC
>>68537043
It's hilarious that they can't even escape from race realism even when they're making shit up. Because where else would a nu male run into a working-class, dumb-but-good hearted muslim?
>>68535741
I really really really like this image!
>>68534452
That poor fool got trolled of the internets didn't?
>>68535317
>liberals LITERALLY don't know what chapter 11 is
>>68536872
wat
>>68534863
Martin Shkreli is actually a really good guy
>>68534452
That is one ugly piece of shit
>>68533162
150k who is he?
>>68534342
>America would go bankrupt building a wall
>wall forecast to be $8-10 billion
>that's 1/15th what's spent on illegal immigrant welfare every year
If we built the wall and deported the illegals, it would pay for itself within three weeks
>>68533162
theres already several trump threads including the nonstop anime avatarfag thread with youtube links. no need to start yet another cringe thread.
>>68535801
I've seen one video of the weed jew. He smokes 25 dabs and it was pretty funny to watch. He's fucking wheezing and coughing and crying and mucus is pouring out of his nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Hmd7zFG9M
>>68533162
>whenever I hear about other people DYING I think of me and my kids
This piece of garbage needs to be killed, not for being Muslim but for being a complete piece of shit with not a single care for anyone else.
>>68534890
did they really post this?
>>68537822
thats retarded
you are outraged at works online. that makes you an SJW.
>>68534697
The wall will cost only a fraction of what Obama currently spends on failing black youth projects.
>>68534255
What?
>>68534082
Depressed, vote Bernie. Pretty sure this is a common theme.
>>68537750
except mexicans have been self deporting at a rate of 1 million per year since baby bush intentionally tanked the economy.
so you are operating based on a useful idiot's lie that deporting a few brown skins will fix the economy.
who is going to pick our fruit by the way, kiddo? did you really think this through?
>>68538012
yeah thats why every cuckold and manlet and big fat tub of lard is hardcore trump zombie. schlonged!
>>68538046
Mexicans aren't the only ones that come from the southern border, friend.
>>68534083
> buying into the bleeding jew lies, ever
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68537920
Now that's what I call edgy. Terrorist attack happens in a civilized part of society and all you can do is think of yourself, that makes you a piece of shit.
>>68534083
Both posts almost definitely fake, the reply is 100% fake though, reads like something a /pol/ack would write, all that's missing is the father of the child being black and a reference to "prepping the bull'".
>>68535317
>he doesn't understand bankruptcy at all
>he still posts this whenever he can
the typical liberals understanding of business, everyone
no wonder trump is worth billions and you don't even have more than $10k in savings
>>68538012
Every liberal experiences uncontrollable feelings of worthlessness. It's why every political position they hold is based on looking like a morally superior, tolerant person.
>>68537978
Now this, this is infuriating.
It does have the upside of knowing that guy will never get to fuck that chick no matter how hard he sycophants her on fagbook.
>>68537621
He, like Trump, is another victim of the big bad white bull media.
https://youtu.be/HXVQOZDKlRE?t=51s
Here's a video of him having an honest talk with a faggot who has aids.
The Bernie ones are always gold
>>68533162
These people are just shameless. This guy is just fishing for likes and comments.
>>68538046
>except mexicans have been self deporting at a rate of 1 million per year
This requires a source that isn't Facebook or HuffPo.
>so you are operating based on a useful idiot's lie
If it's a lie, why do Democrats push so hard for amnesty? Why are they risking enraging the entire United States to give citizenship to people who, in your worldview, are diminishing in size and presence in this country? In truth, it's because you know what you just said was a lie, too.
Also
>Americans ate no fruit and vegetables ever until 1965 when Mexicans arrived to pick it
Either you're a massive idiot, or I am overly bored and fell for lazy trolling.
>>68537978
OK, now I am mad.
>>68538868
That's quality shitposting, I don't think even Sanders supporters are that pathetic
>>68533495
Oldie goldie.
>>68534697
No, he means a literal wall, with guard towers and electric wires, like the one Israel has.
And it's not even expensive by the way.
>>68533162
Haha bitch nigga cried like a true faggot. SMDH
>>68537978
Now I'm thinking maybe subsidized education is not a bad idea. Maybe it will prevent people from being this ignorant.
>>68538868
8/10
>>68538868
Now that is a high quality shitpost
An astonishing, yet somewhat believable story with a subtle hint of b8 that only a professional shitposter can spot.
Easily a 9/10 post.
I tip my fedora to that.
>>68535746
I hope you were just trying to be funny and don't seriously think that. Terrorist attacks kill indiscriminately, so anyone would be scared, Arab or otherwise.
>>68534560
What in the fuck does any of that even mean?? I'm serious, is that a ruse?
>>68534697
Lrn2spell hyperbole, feggit
>>68533162
>>68533162
>>68539409
>"Even though I'm smarter than him"
>The pussy in pink stands there with a nervous grin
Why the fuck do these manginas do this to themselves?
>>68539483
Holy kek , man i love his reviews. How are people like brianna wu even relevant in western society?
>>68536176
>>68535653
what an idiot. it's irrelevant how much anger was there in them, even if it was any more than the anger felt by an animal realizing he's not human. laws trump feelings, laws trump family and religious ties, laws trump tradition. that's the core tenet of any proper civilization, and these people who are so innocently giving away the fact that they don't understand this aren't civilized either.
>>68539674
>How are people like brianna wu even relevant in western society?
Very. They get invited to United Nations assemblies.
>>68537978
Honestly though all of Hawkings theories have been dismissed. He may as well have spent his time arguing about angels dancing on needles.
>>68539817
I....I thought that was a one time thing, does this happen often?
>>68537978
Well that's new. Nigger-like arguments, but without the ebonics.
>>68535317
>this is what people that didn't go to business school actually believe
I bet you are an acting major you cuck.
>>68534083
Kek, you got me.
>>68539924
They are pretty much in the government. Nuke us, before it's too late and the cancers spreads to you.
>>68534552
>But who prays for Satan?
Oh fuck, I forgot the name, but there's a cult that practices catholicism/christianism but believes Satan was just misguided for his love and stuff like that, and they pray for him
>>68539839
Which is a lot more than those retards have done , srs the man is allmost comepletly paralized but has the willpower to keep working and ill allways respect him for that.
>>68539483
I only know about Brianna Wu because of /pol/. Literally never heard of him anywhere else, no one I talk to has heard of him and he expects to get an entertainment award?
>>68539924
They work actively within google and twitter.
>>68535803
Spotted the virgin and the woman who's cucking him at the same time. Holy shit I'm good.
>>68540156
You don't know about her revolutionary game Revolution 60(tm)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBZhYYUMRa0
>>68538285
>8 inches long
>6 inch girth
>not too shabby
>>68535095
Are you retarded?
The Harris were giving that little shit everything he wanted, he still turned out insane and violent.
>>68540178
The joke that is the twitter "Trust and safety councill"?
>>68533162
that's some pretty good taqiya
>>68534083
wat
>>68537219
Can someone explain this to me? I'd like to use it in any future arguments where ''Trump went bankrupt'' comes up.
>>68538285
>people on app for getting laid want to get laid with attractive people and some are hypocrites
wew lad shocking
>>68535371
>>68539409
> being smart should mean I get paid more
> my job is bringing coffee to people and photocopying and filling out excel forms
Kek. When will these whores learn? An 80 IQ welder is worth tons more than a 200 IQ lib arts corporate intern.
>>68540379
дa, eтo
>>68535317
>takes out student loans
>can't repay them
Haha trump is so stupid.
Would you like some napkins with your latte?
>>68539409
You can tell just from her face that she's a total cunt
>>68540441
http://www.forbes.com/sites/clareoconnor/2011/04/29/fourth-times-a-charm-how-donald-trump-made-bankruptcy-work-for-him/#6e2c7f386f7a
>>68534342
FOR TOO LONG WE'VE LIVED WITHOUT A SUFFICIENT ATMOSPHERE TO SUPPORT LIFE. FOR TOO LONG WE'VE LIVED WITHOUT WATER. IF ELECTED EMPEROR OF MARS I WILL CHANGE THAT. MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN! #MMGA
>>68533162
Lies. If it really bothered the cabbie he'd renounce his medieval religion. Pure the Muslims.
>>68534083
Most feminist subreddits(gamerghazi, SRS) have /pol/ levels of crazy where at first glance you can't tell if someone is being genuine or satirical.
binge on cringe
>>68535025
i checked a bunch of those just now using the quran on the internet and not a single line on that image was correct.
not even sure why i bothered posting to point that out, i know its just bait.
>>68540375
>giving a child everything it wants
>good parenting
Fun fact: she later deleted the post after it was proven to be bullshit and fellow libtards told her to stop hogging the discrimination spotlight from PoC
>>68539409
>>68541642
Why do people compulsively lie like this.
Also why do people feel the need to attach a picture of themselves in every post they make
>>68541642
how did they find out?
>>68533162
I know this isn't real. Muslim/black foreign taxi drivers are some of the most vile people on the planet.
>>68537802
He 's just getting medicated m9
>>68533162
THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED FOR 5000
>>68534342
>building a wall is economically unfeasible
>But providing free college education,healthcare and building a transcontinental bullet train network to render trucking obsolete is totally feasible.
>>68533162
If integrated muslims don't want middle eastern problems to follow them in the first world, they should plead for stricter border control, background checks, crackdown on radical imams and all around less welfare.
If not, they fully deserve to be ostracized and deported for what someone else did.
>>68533162
Things that never happened.
>>68534083
Just cuck me up fampaiiii
>>68540817
cheers bruv
>>68542469
Some do, Muslims for Trump comes to mind
>>68534255
I see that mlp Screensaver in the background
>>68533162
people these days, those arrogant idiots
>call an orange a banana
>think they are super duper smart and ahead of everyone who still calls an orange an orange
>genuinely convinced that the latter are evil and that you are good
>attack those who don't conform with your own idiocy
>use hideous means to do so
>pat yourself endlessly on the back for singlehandedly having saved the world once again with that facebook comment
the world would be a much better place if all of these idiots vanished
>>68534560
How can people say Hitler wasn't right?
>>68538285
I don't blame her, Joe is fucking hot. Id do the same thing.
>>68536872
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how is anxiety even real hahahahahahaha like nigga just calm down like go for a walk or take a nap haha
>>68542988
Medpack speaks the truth
>>68534552
nice US proxy, molyjew
>>68539483
>Asian guy
>Hispanic guy
>Honorary Mudslime
>Not diverse enough
Wew.
>>68535801
What an unfortunate looking man
>>68534560
For people who don't like "labels" these faggots sure have spawned alot of them.
>>68538764
fucking fags getting their neg hole pozzed deserve all the bad things coming their way.
Fucking degenerates.
>>68535914
well that was incoherent
>>68535317
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdqmEpHCU8U
>>68534452
Oh this faggot got blasted on Instagram. Search for the username and check the comments. Kek is pleased, to say the least.
>>68533408
Western society has been ruined by the institutions of 'higher education' imo. People overrate the value of academic achievement and underrate the value of success via other channels. Well, that's one part of it.
>>68533162
holy fuck people are so narcissistic. i see these kinds of posts by so many people. deep down they dont give a shit about muslims, they just want to see people on facebook how good they are to others.
>>68534083
This can't be real. Nope.
>>68535025
>But anon, you're just taking them out of context
>Not all Muslims are violent, in fact many of them try to spread Islam's message of peace
>>68534679
Shill elsewhere, faggot.
>>68541985
Nice job trying to post a gif from your iPhone, retard
>>68539483
>Seven Dollar Sanchez
>White
>>68534082
This post got me banned from the Bernie circlejerk. Kek
>>68534083
>>68534822
It's nice to come on /pol/ and see a basic understanding of Christian theology. I even like Twain, but this kind of stuff really lowers my estimation of him. Thanks anon.
>>68534083
I seriously hope you guys are actually behind this. If not, I take great satisfaction in the knowledge that these people will never reproduce.
Works either way.
>>68540353
kek, I know right. 8 inches? I mean I guess that's average.
>>68535241
>>68535317
>being a cuck
>being a RETARDED cuck
wew
>>68534082
It's a sad time we live in where I can't tell if something like this is real or not.
>>68535501
>>68534452 euthanize it.
>>68543377
I've seen this photo numerous times but just noticed the Bush sign behind the father
>>68537978
Sir Galahad there needs to lay off the emotes.
>>68534560
>I use flower pronouns e.g. “Those shoes are flowers (his)” or “Flower (he) has a septum piercing.”
Lotta cringe on its tumblr
http://yusefwoof.tumblr.com/gender
>>68534342
That sounds
Fucking great!!
>>68535371
OH MY GOD IM NOT INSANE! IT WAS COPYPASTA
>>68535801
Yeah he kinda does, but WEED MAN is actually a really nice guy if you watch a few Videos of his
>>68544534
Mind if I save this?
>>68537255
fucking kek
>>68534083
FUCK THIS EARTH
>>68545064
That quote is excellent but can't find a source for it.
>>68534822
>>68546115
w-what is the one unforgivable sin, just so I can make sure not to do it
>>68548342
>Pride
>not even once
>>68534082
These people are the reason why there are so many shooters. Colorado used to be politically quiet
>>68541938
It wasn't raining
>>68534083
Oh god I'm twitching so hard from the fucking cringe....
>>68545354
thanks
