9 frenchmen vs 200 italians
The French would flee and the Italians wouldn't know how to use the guns. A draw I guess.
The Jews
it will be a draw
Answer
The Frenchmen surrender and the Italians switch sides
Famous banter desu
>>68531484
1,000 Algerians and 1,000 Moroccans.
They take over all of Europe.
What happens:
France gives up before it starts, but the French side wins anyway because the Italians betray their own side and ally with France to do battle against Italy.
The French actually have a very long and proud history of military achievements.
>mfw the french surrender
>they have the superior numbers
>>68531740
>we allied with Italy
I want to kill myself over 5000 times.
>>68532002
This. It annoys me to see people call them cowards.
Especially Americans. The French are our eternal bros. Without them we would still be a colony.
Fuck the UK
I think the real war should be between French cuisine and Italian food.
>>68532069
if it was dead, howd it march into paris
>>68532002
This. Maybe the best in the World along with the UK. Can't tell if everyone talking about "french always surrender in battle" are ignorant of history or just memeing
>>68532188
It's a fair one. Both have great arguments. I still think the french one is better because i'm a chauvinist.
>>68531484
The french would surrender, regardless of the number.
>>68531484
the americans supplying both with guns and then taking one side near the destruction of one of them
>>68531740
This man knows. Either they will fight until they have no more ammo, or they will fight to the death while blowing up everything that can be blown up, Dien Bien Phu style.
>On 7 May, Giáp ordered an all-out attack against the remaining French units with over 25,000 Viet Minh against fewer than 3,000 garrison troops. At 17:00, de Castries radioed French headquarters in Hanoi and talked with Cogny.
>De Castries: "The Viets are everywhere. The situation is very grave. The combat is confused and goes on all about. I feel the end is approaching, but we will fight to the finish."
Cogny: "Of course you will fight to the end. It is out of the question to run up the white flag after your heroic resistance."
>By nightfall, all French central positions had been captured. The last radio transmission from the French headquarters reported that enemy troops were directly outside the headquarters bunker and that all the positions had been overrun. The radio operator in his last words stated: "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!" That night the garrison made a breakout attempt, in the Camarón tradition. While some of the main body managed to break out, none succeeded in escaping the valley. However at "Isabelle", a similar attempt later the same night saw about 70 troops, out of 1,700 men in the garrison, escape to Laos
>>68532002
True that. They were the land-military superpower of the world for hundreds of years.
>>68532211
The London Jews gold
>>68532559
shut the fuck up and cook me burritos !
>>68532353
France lost that war.
>>68531740
No evidence beside french propaganda.
>>68532002
Italy won most wars they were involved.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Italy
Americans are our brothers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_du_Motier,_Marquis_de_Lafayette
To be fair, the French are competent when led by little girls or people who are not French.
>>68531484
>french""""""""""men""""""""""
:^)
>>68532353
So who won?
The French would flee and the Italians would change sides
>>68532268
>along with the UK
At least you got yourself outside of the "French = cowards" propaganda, but you still need to get out of the "Brits = brave" one
Just look at European history
France, Germany, Spain and even Italy all fought alone against all at some point, while Britain always cowered on the most numerous side
Note that they're the only Western European country that never ruled Europe, for all their conquest were over technologically backward shitholes
>>68532353
Back to r*ddit
>>68532779
It was actually 7 different wars
>>68532069
they also burnt their own cities
>>68532666
>these digits
>this post
https://WWW .youtube.com/watch?v=rAhE0jPkXeQ
GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER CANADA, BE BLESSED MY FRIEND
>>68532161
Thanks bro, that's good to hear
>>68533002
So imagine what we could accomplish if lead by a little girl who isnt French...
>>68531484
>>68531830
>>68532069
Ha! Ha!1
I love these le polan ball commics! xD
>>68532268
>Can't tell if everyone talking about "french always surrender in battle" are ignorant of history or just memeing
Both
>>68533002
I'm assuming you're referecing Joan of Arc or whatever you call Jeanne d'Arc.
You have to understand she was nothing else than a tool used by Charles VII to get the throne. When she got caught by the english, absolutely no one cared for her holy ass
>>68533807
this happened it was the best day ever 10/10 true history
>>68531640
First best
>>68534016
JEANNE ! AU SECOURS !
italian warfare thread?
>>68531484
The eternal anglo
Which one would break down first?
>>68534210
sure if you like to read >>68532928
>>68532109
>Italy has a better World War win rate than you
MAKE FRANCE GREAT AGAIN
YOU ALL JEALOUS PEASANTS
LOL LOL LOL
>>68532779
5-2 win-loss ratio.
>>68531723
Under-rated
>>68532109
>says the Austrian
>>68531484
>against
The French would surrender and the Italians would switch sides, they both lose
The weapons manufacturer
>>68534627
Fresh comment!
As usual, Canada is late to the party :^)
>>68533730
For the non French speaking people in here, the song's lyrics:
We are the men of the assault troops,
Soldiers of the old legion,
Tomorrow, we shall brandish our flags,
Victorious, we shall march,
We do not only have weapons,
But the devil himself is walking with us,
Ah Ah Ah Ah, Because our eldest of the legion,
Are battling over there, we shall follow their footsteps.
>>68532353
in the end they still lost mohammed
>>68532161
Thank you bro we love you
>>68532161
Don't you mean fuck the British Empire or monarchy? The UK is a completely different beast.
3703 frenchmen vs 37 000 italian and german
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bir_Hakeim
>>68532109
Always pick the side with the Eternal Anglo in it.
Italians are not the descendants of roman legionaires. all the betas stayed in Italy while the alphas went to other parts of the empire.
>>68532859
:^)
>>68531484
mutual loss?
>>68535140
nice joke
>French
>fighting
They would be out of breath before any fighting even commenced. Yet another cigarette would sure set them straight.
I swear pastanegroes are useless
thanks for ruining everything again and again
>>68535217
>mutual loss?
Which means the rest of the world wins :^)
>>68535137
Ah yeah, the grain of sand that stalled the German war machine long enough for the Miracle of El Alamein to happen.
>>68531484
Italy would switch sides
France would surrender
Both lose
>>68532666
Based French.
>>68531740
OUI WEURE RESISTANTS ANDE SHIT
>>68533002
To be fair italians would be competent with good military leaders and supplies.
>>68535291
>tfw no pasta
>>68534457
How can we make France great again? Liberal application of the guillotine once again?
>>68531484
not sure
>9 cowards VS 200 traitors
>>68533807
That's some cringy shit you got there, Joni
>>68533807
>and everyone clapped
>>68534856
You're so based mate
From which state come you from ?
>he still thinks Italy "lost" against Ethiopia
>he doesn't know about French and Russian mercenaries and military advisors for the Negus
>he doesn't know about British ships supplying hundreds of tons worth of equipment to the negroes
>he doesn't know that the Ethiopians had modern rifles as well as modern artillery
>he doesn't know the British were giving the negroes info about the movement of Italian forces from Eritrea
>he doesn't know there were only 17,000 Italians involved and most of them were killed by disease
>he doesn't know there were over 120,000 Ethiopians troops against us
>he doesn't know that commander Oreste Baratieri wasn't even Italian, but was born in Austria with the name Oreste Baratter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreste_Baratieri
>he doesn't know we actually pulled out because of a treaty forced upon us by France, Britain and Russia
>he doesn't know the French and the British were considering going to war against Italy over Ethiopia and Rome knew about this
seriously this "LE ITALY LOST TO LE NIGGERS XDDD" meme must end
it's not as bad as Americans who think France can't into war, but it's pretty damn close
the first Italo-Ethiopian war is a pretty damn complex topic and I hate it when people just sum it up as "ITALY CAN'T INTO LE WAR XDDD"
fuck these dumbasses, they should spend their time reading a history book instead of shitposting on the internet
>>68534016
>her holy ass
hnng
>>68532069
Umm, that's what they fucking tought us in the russian school
>>68533126
The eternal anglos, the eternal ivans, the eternal FRANZs
>>68533807
Finland needs to be added to the country block list along with the BRs and Austarlia for this wanted act of war for mocking polandball.
>>68531484
Italians can't defeat anything.
>>68532666
Absolutely based.
>>68531484
That's a trick question because the Italians would switch sides before fighting actually begins.
>>68535676
Like I'm reading all that shit
lel italy lost to africans
>>68535676
nobody ever wonders why Ethiopia was still indipendent until 1935
>>68535723
>eternal FRANZs
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Italians had to cheat the Ethiopians in the League of Nations in order to beat them.
That should tell you something.
>>68535749
whaddaya mean ameriball? I LOVE, L-O-V-E the pooland ball mene!
I share them all the time with my 9 year old sister!
>>68531484
The French surrender and the Italians switch sides.
So both surrender.
>>68535935
>no meme note
I do not understand the countrysphere comic
>>68535676
>LE ITALY LOST TO LE NIGGERS XDDD
But Italy is niggers?
>>68535676
>he doesnt know that Italy forced Ethiopia to agree to a mutual non aggression pact in the League of Nations that would restrict the modernization of arms and then went back on their word
>hey guys we beat them the second time around, see? Italy doesnt suck, we fight fair and win!
>>68535675
Québec, bien sur. Remember, the loss of Quebec in 1759 was almost outdone by Le Chevalier de Lévis, in 1760. It played on a dice roll, a dice roll about which home country will send reinforcements first, which France lost.
La France est tenue en grande estime ici, malgré tout.
![1450497602404[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TWU1jDy.jpg "1450497602404[2].jpg")
>>68535676
>fuck these dumbasses, they should spend their time reading a history book instead of shitposting on the internet
Most millenials get stuff from pop culture/movies/ebin memes; you're asking too much.
>>68536148
KEK
What's the shortest book ever written?
A History of Italian War Heroes.
>>68532859
Need to make a version of this for spaghetti niggers
>>68536352
I thought it was was the List of Jewish Athletes
>>68533251
>that image
Could be cause we're not mainland Europe like the other nations in the image. As well as this, cause we're an island nation our navy has always been our strength which we used to explore and colonise the rest.
Also explain the UK in WWI (about always being in the periphery) & WWII? (particularly at the earlier stages & being on the most numerous side).
France has an amazing military history, to disregard the UK's as hurr killing abos is just as stupid as the hurr french cowards xD meme.
>>68536263
>dumb niggers fell for it
>>68536471
>I thought it was was the List of Jewish Athletes
Especially after the Munich '72 olympics :^)
>>68535676
damn so it was the eternal anglo and eternal franco all along...ITALY WHEN WILL WE STOMP OUT THESE ROACHES ? YOURE INVITED TO THE AXIS ONCE MORE
>>68533251
>>68536521
>New Zealand
No way
>>68536499
>144,000 sick and wounded (1936 - 1940)
>(1936 - 1940)
>counting guerrilla warfare and disease casualties from the years of occupation AFTER the war just to make the Italians look bad
this is pathetic, like wow what the fuck were they thinking when they added this
>>68536299
Return of les Patriotes when
>>68536499
>dumb niggers wouldve been shit on by various european countries looking for some of that fine ass land for breaching it
But you're right in the end, war isn't fair. Should've thrown their lot in with the Japs or something.
>>68536255
t. Chink
>>68534495
Good
>>68536352
>>68536471
nah it's this one
>>68533807
Ebin, just eric
>>68536553
lel
>>68536942
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68536299
I feel so sorry, and so angry about that.
I often think about you guys, le dernier vrai bastillon français. Je me souviens.
Continuez le bon boulot, j'espère un jour que la vraie France, les acadiens et les quebecois se retrouveront réellement.
>>68536769
Patriotes come and goes, bro. Showing French Canadian patriotism triggers the Anglos so much, it's always funny to watch.
>>68532161
Dunno, and Anglosphere is fun. I'd let in only the most based French, however.
![14204589606803[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wVNW9uP.jpg "14204589606803[1].jpg")
>>68536702
Haters gonna hate.
>>68536819
>le laughing mussolini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOv-Ncs7vQk
>>68536823
still whiter than italy
>>68533730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0K7XS_hl44
This song gives me goosebumps everytime
>Snow is falling at the city's doors
>Here lies a child of Strasbourg
>She stays there, despite the cold and the wind
>She stays there despite the day ending
>A man passes by, gives alm to the damsel
>She recognizes the German uniform
>She refuses the alms she's being given
>To the ennemy she says proudly
>Keep your gold, I keep my pride
>Prussian soldier, go on your way
>I am nothing but one of the children of France
>To the ennemy, I don't hold out my hand
>While praying under this cathedral
>My mother died under the collapsed porch
>Shot to death by one of your bullets
>Shot to death by one of your canonballs
>My father died on your battlefields
>I haven't seen the shadow of his coffin
>Shot to death by one of your bullets
>Shot to death by one of your canonballs
>This is why I'm wearing my mourning dress
>You've had the Alsace and Lorraine
>You've had millions of strangers
>You've had Germany and Bohemia
>But my tiny heart, you will never have it
>But my tiny heart will STAY FRENCH
>>68537170
>taranto
>toronto
It all makes sense now.
>>68531484
TBQH familia, the french were always beasts. Monsters even. They always have put up a good fight.
I dont know where this "coward" meme started, but just look at the history books, france always has been an enemy at eye Level.
>>68535676
the only good thing to come out of italy in the past 200 years is Berlusconi
Germanics are simply genetically superior
>>68537007
I always thought you guys hated us. Thank you, based frenchman, we have room.
>>68537600
Misleading, biology only knows differences not "superiority".
>>68537345
>this song gives me goosebumps everytime
I am actually alsatian
You're so fucking based it's almost hilarious
J'vais manger maintenant, restez basés quebecanons, vous êtes le rayon de la francophonie
>>68535440
RESISTANTZZZ
>>68537007
Ma famille des deux côté est en Amérique du Nord depuis 20 générations. Je suis fier de parler Français, malgré toutes les tentatives d'assimilation que les Brits ont essayé pendant des siècles. Aussi, pendant les deux grande guerres, les Canadiens Français étaient tellement pas chaud à l'idée d'aller se battre pour l'empire Britannique, qu'il a fallut leur dire d'aller se battre pour la France , ce que des millier de volontaires ont fait.
>>68535140
Yea, so you can lose war in long term.
>>68537965
I am actually from Elsaß-Lothringen
Germany pls annex us, French are nigger lovers who want to turn us to half niggers, ignore flag on vacation.
>>68532353
you then proceded to lose a war, surrender and then lose all of that empire
>>68533807
im dying
>>68531740
Jesus christ, italy... how are you even a country?
>>68538379
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exclusive_economic_zone#France
>>68538051
Wow, quelle plus grande preuve d'amour que ça ?
Vous devriez être à la place des horreurs qui dirigent actuellement le pays où les salopards de corses ou bretons ou même alsaciens qui veulent quitter le navire quand l'eau prend.
Restez comme ça bande de gagnants.
>>68538308
French since Louis XIV, strangle yourself with burgers
>>68538379
>and then lose all of that empire
Stones in glass houses.
>>68537804
I think it's more teasing on both side. They mostly tease us our our old ass French accent spoken by northern France paysants during the 17 century.
>>68538468
Help them Germany, they are your kameraden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7TrazyP3k
Savoia Cavalleria in Russia.
The Italians are capable of some utterly ridiculous shit from time to time.
>>68536626
>muh agincourt
Americunt, c'mon
>>68537338
you mean yellower
>>68538164
ETERNAL
NEUTRALITY
>>68537848
>Misleading, biology only knows differences not "superiority".
>differences
>you can compare a gradient here
>you can say which aspect is superior as compared to an inferior aspect
you're an idiot and should consider killing yourself.
>>68532666
You failed to mention that the troops in question that fought to the last man were foreign legion, a politically correct way of saying "Mercenaries" and the garrison in question consisted of over quarter of former Waffen-SS nazis who were given the choise: be hung or serve for France in Foreign Legion to repay their crimes.
Nice try, frog-eater.
>>68538991
lel
>>68531484
FUK U FROG
WE SUPERPOWER BY 2030
>Italians
>White
pick one
>>68539262
Don't be mad, you won the war in the end, through superior siding maneuvers.
>>68538604
La Bretagne est quasiment 100% blacnhe et elle vote pour des partis qui prône l'immgration de masse, pendant que les centres urbain Français sont en train de devenir des ghettos. Ça me rappelle tous ces trou du cul qui habitent à Montréal et sur le bord de la frontière avec l'ontario qui ont voté massivement pour Justin Trudeau.
This is more of a /k/ question but did they really carry shields?
>>68538937
That isn't an argument, you guys seemed to swing between kicking absolute ass and sucking majorly in your wars.
>>68531484
>>68539063
After the war, they had a lot of ex waffen SS, they also had a lot of French Nazi collaborators.
>>68539540
shields are very effective against bayonets
>>68539720
French also have Savate, which is the art of literally kick the shit out of you.
>>68539720
Current world champion of judo is french. From the colonies. Blacku piggu stronk.
>>68538991
Better than being the niggers of Europe.
>>68536626
They won by using longbows like cowards.
Yet they still lost the HYW.
>>68533251
This. Brits are eternal cowards
>>68531484
the french men,one of the italians would trip and then all of them would trip and blow up and die
italians are trully the worst soldiers that ever existed
>>68536445
I did it fast so it's kind of shitty but I couldn't resist
>>68532161
Pretty much this. From the stories my great grandfather told me about the European theater in WW2 and the French resistance they were the polar opposites of cowards.
>>68540034
>deyning your proud fingolian heritage
No reason to be ashamed.
You were Khans n' shit!
>>68537575
>I dont know where this "coward" meme started
Their surrendering to you in WWII, Hans. People have a short memory.
>>68532109
>w-we were the first v-victims of Hitler
On another note, have any of you ever seen one of those HEMA shitshows in Eastern Europe where a bunch of dudes in armor fight it out?
I recall one in particular where there was a 5v5 match and one of the Italian members was running around trying to trip the other teams guys when they were in melee. Was some funny shit.
>>68531484
200 frenchmen vs 4 arabs
>>68540275
As much as I'd like that to be true - Genghis Khan was a great man! - Finns are not mongol.
>>68540571
the arabs allahu akbar themselves and every one dies
>>68540034
Finland is my favorite Asian country
>>68540571
The arabs claim to be friendly, and the French invite them in. The arabs then proceed to breed like rabbits, and eventually outnumber the frenchmen.
>>68532161
I love the French too. They are our sexiest ally.
>>68540576
>finrand
>not cucked
>>68540866
dannebrog is my favorite flag
>>68531640
>Irish military achievements listed below:
>
>>68531484
It's really like 3 Frenchmen vs 206 Italians since most white people in France are Italian.
>>68541017
>club swagga
>literally the only night nigs are even allowed in clubs
>benito boy thinks this is proof finland is cucked
>>68541017
They are ugly anyway. Typical trashy coalburners.
>>68532069
Bérézina
nom féminin
(de Berezina, nom propre)
Échec complet de quelque chose ; défaite catastrophique de quelqu'un : Une bérézina électorale.
Yay, we we totally defeated, la Grand Armeé was totally victorious. Cossacks entered Paris as slaves etc.
>>68541341
>he thinks i don't know about The Marshall of Finland
You are not getting away with it Pekka. You are a huge cuck and we both know it
>>68531484
Oh, don't even try this shit... 9 fully armed spec ops Frenchmen would have to time travel to the distant past to even stand a chance.
...to this day, Rome still holds the record for longest lasting empire... people used to think the US would someday catch up.... kekekekek
I forgot to mention that the US is Rome 2.0... so can we just add the years that the US dominated the world (pre-Obama) to Rome's record?
>>68542364
U.S is a Joke, in a century U.S will be Africa or Mexico, mix of the two, Brazil.
Just kill yourself, America is dead.
>>68536626
>>68539671
>>68540428
>implying we don't have proof
>>68531484
200 french vs 200 italians with the same equipment = italy wins easy .
Rommel said italian soldiers are brave , but they have shit equiptment
>>68539063
>the troops in question
Legionnaires weren't even the majority in DBP. Bigeard was a colonial troops commanders, Colonial airborne regiments were recruited in the mainland.
The whole "the FFL in Indochina was entirely German" is completely overblown. At most the proportion was 30%, and there was never this kind of deal.
>>68541789
>random leftist flick no one really cared about
Grasping at straws there friendo
Meanwhile you keep losing and losing again and again at all your efforts. And you just keep being cucked by Pope Poz I.
>>68542448
>>>68542364 (You)U.S is a Joke, in a century U.S will be Africa or Mexico, mix of the two, Brazil. Just kill yourself, America is dead.
You're posting from the US... kek
>>68537007
>les acadiens
Hate to break it to you, Pierre, but Acadians no longer exist outside of a view scattered enclaves in the Louisiana Bayou, and even those have devolved into Voodoo practicing heathens
>>68542718
THIS
>>68531484
I mean thats a lot of lyon's
>>68543074
I'm fucked as are you, we sink in this GroßDetroit
>>68542902
>Pope Poz I.
I just got rekt but i don't even care, i'm laughing too hard for that.
Well done Pekka, i won't even dump my finrand folder
>>68542678
REEEEE HITLER WAS AUSTRIAN AND YOU ALL FUCKING LOVED HIM
THE ALLIES JUST SAID THAT SHIT BECAUSE THEY NEEDED YOU AND DIDN'T WANT EVERYONE TO THINK THEY WERE BEING FRIENDLY WITH FORMER NAZIS
Friendly reminder: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenge_of_Barletta
>>68531740
Wew lad, this is even better than the emu war.
Can't stop laughing
>WE WUZ ROMANS AND SHEEIIT
>>68543288
>>>68543074 (You)I'm fucked as are you
Then why do you want me to kill myself? kek Vote Trump!!
>>68542886
>and there was never this kind of deal.
Ah yes, officially.
The same way officially the german prisoners of war given to the french weren't kept starving for years, or officially german soldiers, officers and scientists weren't given choise to collaborate and share what they know or sit in jail or hanged.
Get my point?
>>68533748
>>68534941
Don't you ever forget
TEA BELONGS IN THE SEA
>>68539826
thanks pasquale. blocki blockis are good against stabby stabby. brilliant.
>>68538991
>defending against fact with memes
kekkitykek
>>68531484
French would surrender so the Italians would work n by default and be confused about it and go back to riding mopeds.
>>68539994
or retard muay thai.
>>68543628
>THE ALLIES JUST SAID THAT SHIT BECAUSE THEY NEEDED YOU
no they didn't
>DIDN'T WANT EVERYONE TO THINK THEY WERE BEING FRIENDLY WITH FORMER NAZIS
https://youtu.be/5V7me25aNtI
>all this American and French complacency
Rebel scum pls go
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
>>68544606
We can argue all we want about Ye Old Timey European martial arts looking retarded in our eyes, nowadays.
>>68531740
Holy shit I was right they DID surrender.
>>68543379
Infighting between European nations is useless anyway as we have common enemies
>mudslimes
>jews
>collaborators with the previous two
I don't really think Italians are lower tier Europeans than Finns, it's just memes.
>>68534330
underrated post
>>68544802
true savate is cool to look at but rather impractical in some shitfest brawl. good to know how to kick tho.
>>68535676
>/pol/
>knowing any history whatsoever
>>68541120
>defeating England
>>68544756
Lobster trash.
>>68544995
>Defeating England
American Education
>>68544982
i know my meatball subbies i love so much come from around italia, I think they hail from your town of paparooni
>>68535676
I thin it's because they were hitlers biggest ally and were totally unreliable
Is there a European battle that Italy actually won by itself?
>>68540228
10/10
>>68536942
FUCK YOU, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW GREAT COMEDY IF IT GENOCIDED YOU!
>>68544995
Who hasn't defeated Englel though?
>>68531740
Hahahaha wow wtf, this must be 9 happy motherfuckers with dat K/R
2bad they surrended
>>68545397
>>68545139
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_War_of_Independence
RIP ur empire
>>68545009
#lobsterlivesmatter
>>68531740
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68545482
>Creation of the Irish Free State
>Dominion of the British Empire
gg
>>68545301
Check those cheeky Regia Marina lads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Souda_Bay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Alexandria_(1941)
>>68531740
>The French surrendered
>The italians died en masse
no stereotype was broken
>>68545397
USA
>>68531740
All 9 surrender, Italians somehow find a way to die en masse. You guys have no idea how confusing your two countries are to the rest of the western world.
>>68545704
>gets what they want
>this is a lose
>>68544756
>Was part of an expedition to conquer Quebec City
>Expedition failed at telling the real length of the river it was supposed to follow to Quebec City
>Lost all their cannons
>Arrived near Quebec City in fucking late december
>Decide to attack the gate left opened by Brits during a snowstorm
>It was a ruse, American forces fell into a trap, British regulars and French Canadian militiamen fortified all the surrounding houses and they started to shoot in the tight American formation with their cannons
>Richard Montgomery got killed, Daniel Morgan was taken prisoner and Benedict Arnold ran away like a little bitch that he went missing in action.
>Arnold got so scared shitless that he became a traitor for the brits when he returned to the US
LeL
>>68545867
Maybe if you learned to read and checked out how the battle took place you might understand, reading won't make you gay Tyrone.
>>68545867
The French soldiers surrendered because there was no ammo left. Brit red berets did the same thing during Market Garden.
>>68545482
Well firstly they never defeated England, it was a war between Britain and an Irish rebellion (remember burgerfriend Britain =/= England)
>On 6 June 1921, the British made their first conciliatory gesture, calling off the policy of house burnings as reprisals. On the other side, IRA leaders and in particular Michael Collins, felt that the IRA as it was then organised could not continue indefinitely. It had been hard pressed by the deployment of more regular British soldiers to Ireland and by the lack of arms and ammunition.
Public opinion in the Uk in general at the time was low of the war, and in reverse the Irish knew they wouldn't win in the end, so a truce was called. If thats a defeat then i guess America lost to the Canadians during the war of 1812. How does that make you feel? Oh silly me, your ancestors probably weren't even there then, maybe a few blacks however in your mutt blood were in chains there at the time.
Son, i am dissapoint
>>68545965
No offense Pizzanigger, but I don't think context can explain away that one unless the Italians were insects flying into a French bug zapper.
>>68546171
But I thought Romanians were the true descendants of Romans :^)
>>68546253
You just need a general who has never been on the battlefield telling his men to attack a fortified position and those men obeying his orders. Doesn't seem too complicated to understand.
>>68532306
Italian pastries are superior tho, by a slight margin
We need more cocoa powder sprinkled on our croissants
>>68531745
/thread
>>68546447
Let this burger swim in his own shit please, you don't need to justify tbqhwym
>>68546532
Lelsurelyno.
>>68541120
Brian Boru kicked out the snowniggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiUVe6WUJ14
You're only good as your last fight. Respect to the frogs, they never just surrender, they have to do it with style.
>WW2: 200,000+ casualties before surrendering.
>Indo-China: Purposely sacrificed the Corps Expeditionaire at Dien Bien Phu in one glorious last stand to justify an honourable withdrawl
>Algeria: Military insurrection, borderline civil war within the country before pulling out over bankruptcy
And that's just the recent wars. The French have always fought like lions for close to 1500 years. I just wish France would wake up and become the France of the Idea and the Sword once more.
>>68546447
>telling his men to attack a fortified position and having to rely on an old armored train as the only gun with bullets larger than rifle rounds as support
fix'd
>>68531484
They surrender to eachother and have a gay orgy
>>68546171
Top fucking wew Romania you bag of shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nikolayevka
