So what do I do with this? Worship it? Cum on it? Is meme magic real?
what is it made of?
page said bonded stone
Sorry. Forgot to rotate pic.
>>68528136
Yeah, just like the page says. Bonded stone. Praise Kek/Kuk
About to cum on it and put the nose part up my ass. Will post pics. brb.
>>68528407
Firstly get a new mousemat. That thing looks disgusting, and I'm sure Kek wouldn't approve.
Then get rid of those jugs in the background as well, but that's just for cleanliness.
Finally, take the statuette and attach it above your bed. Make sure you fall asleep every night looking into those frog eyes.
>>68528047
>Mold growing on mousepad
You live in a trailer, don't you?
>>68528407
>>68528047
It's a ward that brings meme magic directly into your life and your house. Just put it in a hallowed place like >>68529684 said.
>>68528047
where to cop
>>68529842
I think that was Starry Night once upon a time
Smash it against your temples until you die.
>>68529842
It's not mold. Mostly just cigarette ash.
But no. I live in a very nice suburb.
>>68529842
worse things have happened
Cumming on is a good idea but if you truly want to feel the meme magic you have to brig it an human sacrifice.
Put it up your ass. Fart on it and then cum on it. After that break the figure and eat tje pieces to earn the powers of the meme frog god Kek.
Also post pics I want to masturbate to it.
>>68530031
Lord Kek requires you to get an ashtray. Tis his first quest to you, his sole adherent.
>>68530343
It shall be done.
>>68530137
Kill yourself
>>68528047
Where'd u get it?
>>68528407
So, what do you say if someone asks you about it?
>inb4 all my friends are praising kek
>inb4 I have no friends
>>68532148
Nu dawai, nje but locham
>>68529959
this
>>68528047
build a shrine to channel meme magic of course, I'm still waiting on mine to arrive
The autism levels on this board is slightly stronger that /b/ at the time time because of this gay statue. Fuck off with this weiboo shit.
>>68533947
uhm fuk you
Does /pol/ want to fuck?
>>68532324
http://www.amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/dp/B001BX5PD2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1458754590&sr=8-1&keywords=egyptian+frog
Went way up in price. Used to be $9.11
>>68534348
Douglas P. is a faggot, ergo OP is a faggot
>>68534348
this is no coincidence
Lord Kek has clearly chosen the physical embodiment of /pol/ to lead his new age cult.
let this new religion blossom, ashtraymousemat white power anon.
>>68532039
>>68532039
>>68532039
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
