How do I find a Slavic maiden to mate with?
>>68523335
You must climb the tallest mountain
Stay awake for 40 days
Eat only what nature provides for you
Defeat the strongest bear
Eat the bear
And then you will be a true Slav
>>68523579
do not need to be slav, russian ladies love exotic foreigners
Don't be a stereotypical Westerner, perhaps?
Are Russians white?
>>68523335
Go to Russia and buy one.
>>68524449
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no.
>>68523335
>Slavic
>maiden
kek
>>68526386
this, is not that expensive. also go to the sauna, they love having exotic bfs.
>>68523335
Slav girls are pretty shallow they like money and strong men (physically and mentally).
Lots of them are into anal as well
>>68523335
Become a dolphin
No. I'm dead serious.
>>68523335
>Slavic maiden
Fucking 12 year old children is illegal
Fuck Slavs. If I wanted a Russian waifu, I would go for those Siberian women that look Chinese but have a Russian name.
>>68526534
Dude wat
Both men and women would jump on american dick because usa is cool
Both will get your daily semen injection if you promise to take them with you away from this shithole
>>68526824
>he's a regular
will make new thread later
>>68526421
b-but ivan told me they do!
>>68526534
>Lots of them are into anal as well
suits me
>>68527066
nice, I would only be staying in russia for 5 years
>>68523335
http://www.rosebrides.com/
>>68527618
now that's just dehumanising
but I am curious, are eastern ladies really this desperate? Sounds like they just want a visa
