There was a road checkpoint in the Arab border provinces and they found this Jap on a bus. Suspicious about why a Jap would be this far in Anatolia, they arrested him and checked his cellphone. They figured out he wanted to go to Syria to join ISIS. He's being deported to Japan as we speak :-DDDDDD Pic related.
http://www.ntv.com.tr/turkiye/iside-katilmak-isteyen-japon-gaziantepte-yakalandi%2csTXl563MU0a3XQwYFQ6DLw
>>68513490
haha what the fuck.
why is this so hilarious?
such great honor
Silly Jap, real life is not like your Chinese cartoons
anime could have prevented this.
>>68513681
You were born too early to explore the cosmos. You were born too late to explore the world. You were born right in time to watch the former Ottoman Empire apprehend autistic Japanese anime audience trying to join Islamic terrorist groups.
Are you fucking kidding me.
Maybe another crazy journalist to go there to be kidnapped and killed?
"B-but I just wanted my 72 kawaii virgins just like in my harem-anime."
>>68513490
To join up with the the rest of the Z fighters.
>>68513490
He went there in order to get a 3DPG loli waifu.
Stupid nip, he should stick to 2D.
>>68513753
I wanted to bring back honor to my family because my uncle got into a car accident but the tree didn't fall
>>68513490
I don't read roach runes, how do they know he was ISIS? Could have just been trying to join the Kurt's for a fun time
>>68513490
Holy fuck he looks so weak and pathetic in that image
>It's not like I WANTED to join ISIS b-baka
>>68513929
>>68513490
>Islamaboo
People actually want this...?
Is he so incredibly desperate for pussy that he transversed the Globe just to join the ranks of people who'd sooner hold him for ransom than let him join in on their fun?
What a faggot.
he just wanted to watch anime with his arab brothers and buy a slave waifu.
Maybe the nip saw all the beheadings and got some sort of samurai boner.
>>68513490
He could be a war tourist. I know some Japs who are war tourists and, yes, tourism in war-torn countries is actually a thing.
Japan you betrayed my love?
>>68513490
otaku ishmail reporting in
This noodle arm faggot was going to join ISIS?
>>68513490
He wanted a child bride.
ISIS will make anime real
>>68513490
Japanese Fantasy rape and plunder
Why the fuck would they want a jap? He couldn't even grow a beard.
>>68514338
Kek.
>>68513490
Once Japs start joining ISIS, then the world is fucked.
ISIS will gain huge sympathy points, anime series will begin to be made detailing how ISIS is actually the redpilled good guy, weaboos start joining en masse.
Holy shit, I am glad we saved the world.
>>68514338
Tech specialist
>>68514338
dont they force fed kids to hormones to grow beards.
i dun wan trable
>>68514412
>airhorns.mp3
What a faggot.
>>68514440
"hormones pills"
He wanted to be a sissyboi fucktoy just like in his animes
>>68514213
People in 1st world countries have been living to comfortable for far too long.
Having never known discomfort things like war and terror are beyond of what they are capable of understanding, that's why they act like cucks.
He probably had a very romanticized idea of what ISIS is like.
>>68514131
He contacted Isis mmhers on facebook
>>68513929
>You were born right in time to watch the former Islamic Caliphate apprehend autistic Japanese anime audience trying to join the current Islamic Caliphate
fixed that for you
>>68514304
True, but they're generally organised by specialised companies and it's surprisingly safe when you pay the high price they ask for.
It's foolish to just waltz alone in the middle of Shitskinistan like a sushi in the middle of a kebab halabi.
>>68514440
They probably would just force feed him cocks instead.
>>68513490
No proofs, must be hoax
fucking costal baba
>>68514495
will he have to kill himself to save face?
>>68513902
Anime probably caused this.
what the fuck man
Japanese and asians in general have a very hive-like mentality. If this guy was drawn to ISIS you can bet that most Japanese secretly support ISIS and will join their cause once the west becomes weaker.
You really need to watch what the Jews and Asians do in the next few decades. If they start learning arabic and chinese en masse then the west is fucked and you better abandon ship asap.
>>68514752
Yep.
He probably wanted to be a hero and score some ISIS loli just like in his cartoons.
>>68514592
Wow LOL! so funnies !!!
shut the fuck up
>>68513490
>He's being deported to Japan as we speak
Awww .... too bad.
We've all seen "Midnight Express", and he should have locked up in a Turkish prison for twelve years.
>>68514850
RARE FLAG?
>Live in the most magical and amazing place on earth
>Sacrifice it all to go a 3rd world shit hole to die for a stupid cause for a bunch of pedo sand niggers.
What the actual fuck? Everyday I wake up depressed because I will never be born in Japan, experience Japanese school life, culture, women and summer festivals. I immersed myself in the NEET lifestyle but it still doesn't feel authentic. This guy had it all and he throws it away for some delusional ideology.
>>68515031
Sounds like a 10/10 documentary of a Hindu moving to Britain
Japan is such a magical place, why can't I be born into wage-slavery and/or NEETdom
>>68514985
Thats Panama you fucking idiot. As rare as traps threads on b\
>>68514985
only to a retard
>>68514777
Nah, Chinese have their own brand of kebab ando Koreans have conscription to determine glory seekers who realize most of army life is scrubbing pots/toilets
Only the nips are frustrated enough to potentially turn and even then they don't like fighting and would rather live NEET life than actually do anything physical. You're retarded
>>68515129
>Hindu moving to Britain
My sides are obliterated
>>68513992
moeshit has already provided millions of virgins
>>68515106
fucking paki. theres literaly not a single more vile looking nation than the pakis. worst of them all.
>>68513490
well... that's fucked up lol
weird fucks everywhere, we've had a couple norfags going to that shit too. It's no point bothering understanding the reasoning behind the actions of such fucked up people
>>68515031
japan is a shit fest of suicidal introverted weirdos.
you have to work like 15-18 hours a day easy, since you cant leave as long as the boss leaves. you have no vacation days just a few state set vacation days where everyone has vacation and all the spots are crowded.
Japan is shit especially if you have to work there. stop being such a delusional retard, youd live a life a lot more comfy and happy in the yankee countryside.
>>68513490
I have never seen such a stereotypical otaku in my life. He has everything, the jacket, the glasses, the pants, even the otaku purse. On top of that, He is even making the "scared otaku" pose. And just like the otaku stereotype, everything ended in failure. The only way this could be more perfect is if he was posting on 2ch the whole time.
>>68514850
Triggered?
>>68513490
He wanted some lolis - who can blame him
>>68515709
lol. what is this?
>>68515709
she looks rather white and blonde. where did they find her?
>>68513902
>>68513490
>>68514752
is right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-6O1yoY
Kv8
>>68515804
One of those Muslim propaganda TV shows, in this one it was making children read the Quran.
>>68513490
I bet he wanted to be Sousuke.
But why would he risk doing that when a new season was announced?
>>68515031
Japan is only a magical place to live as a foreigner. Japanese people that live here have to work so fucking hard
>>68515814
White converts who take their kids into the "promised land"
Or it's just a local kid who looks white. Hell look at Assad, he has blue eyes.
>>68513490
A full-blood cosplayer.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhh49TJqTOw
>>68515804
swedish marriage ceremony
>>68515982
>Japanese people that live here have to work so fucking hard.
Not true, they can commit suicide or become a hikomori and then commit suicide.
>>68515851
>Anime for Palestine
big mistake, though
Treason - Instigating foreign aggression against Japan carries the death sentence.
Assisting the enemy through direct military service or otherwise affording military advantage is punishable by death.
Maybe anime wasnt enough...
[F]
>>68515106
>This guy had it all
Being a wagecuck in Japan is a fate worse than death.
Check you delusions.
>>68514395
Thanks Greatest Ally!
Nice rifle on that guard in OP pic too...
>>68513490
I can understand why would a nip choose to join ISIS, chances are he'd feel a lot less pressure under enemy fire than living in japanase society.
JAPAN NO
>>68516123
they dont, all they do is watch highschool anime and dream about having a cute school uniform wearing submissive gf. they have literaly no clue about normal life is japan.
>>68515965
It is???
>>68515982
Japan is a magical place to be as a tourist. You have no idea how much your government shits on foreigners who work/study here.
>>68516123
That's why he said NEET you frog.
>>68513490
Hahaha this isn't the first time.
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/10/07/national/crime-legal/hokkaido-university-student-26-allegedly-set-go-join-islamic-state-syria/
>>68514952
Midnight Express was not real though. Billy Hayes said it himself that half of what's in the movie are not real. The rape scene, the murder scene, etc.
>>68516254
I'm Australian m8. Life is pretty good
>>68513490
He couldn't resist the loli brides
>>68515965
Sousuke was a mercenary and piloted a mecha. Also he went TO Japan, not away from it. That is a little different from ISIS. You can't just choose a soldier character at random, Anon.
>>68516233
yeah, was announced around the end of October.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-10-24/full-metal-panic-novels-inspire-new-anime-adaptation/.94580
>>68516254
examples?
>>68516123
This.
I can imagine why he'd want to die.
Anime was a mistake.
>>68516430
Are you really that retarded? watch any documentary about daily jap life.
to live and work in japan is fucking horrifying.
>>68516397
maybe he felt he need experience, then after isis he will join a organization that takes him back to japan to be a high school student, you never know
>>68516458
Don't you think he went to great lengths to die? Why? What is the point?
He could of killed himself in Japan and became another statistic and it's not like this guy didn't have any money if he could afford to go Turkey.
>>68513490
>Japanese "people"
>>68513490
this is some MGS type bs
>>68516550
keked
>>68516323
>“He thinks his life as a student is like a kind of story, and explains he wanted to go to the Middle East because he wanted to put himself in a different situation,” Takase said. “He said he wouldn’t mind being killed in combat because he planned to commit suicide within a year anyway.”
Nothing to see here, guys. The Japanese are just getting more elaborate in their suicide attempts.
>>68516370
You don't get assaulted by paperwork 24/7 to be allowed to breathe? What the fuck. Student or worker?
>>68516492
No kidding. In one of those documentaries, a guy was working like 10-12 hours a day in an office. His wife was in charge of the money and gave him pocket money every now and then. He sat on a parkbench, smoked, looked at the cigarette and nearly started crying. "I have to give up on these, they are too expensive".
Fuck yeah I'd join ISIS too.
>>68513490
I literally just laughed out loud for like 15 minutes at this.
He simply went where the was a steady supply of food human flesh.
IS wanted him because they would use him as punishment
>If you fuck up the Jap over there will eat you after we cook your ass
No joke.
>>68513490
he probably though he needed to do that to get into europe and be set up with some 14 year old finish girl
degenerates exist in every country. but its 1 guy. wake me up when theres at least 10
the roach fear the samurai.
expect more of these guys, only the most beta people join isis and japan is full of literal manchildren.
>>68515804
she was a welcoming gift from the swedes
>>68513490
No, don't send him back
no
keep him
pls
>>68513902
>>68513992
>>68514197
>>68514332
>>68514578
>>68514754
>>68515106
>>68515965
>>68516109
Hey you fucking weeaboo autists do you know that people like you are a laughing stock in Japan? Fuck off cringy spergs
>>68516637
You've got to work in the English speaking sphere to avoid that. Companies don't pull that shit on you because they know you won't like it.
If you want to assimilate and work in a regular job then sure, you will deal with the same bullshit as the Japanese do
I'm pretty sure he was just going to visit the kurds and turkey got pretty butthurt as always
stay mad
>>68516531
Joining ISIS means he gets to take on the whole world. It's why ISIS is so attractive to edgy sandnigger western kids.
>>68513490
And nothing will happen to him beyond that.
The japs are looking at what is happening in the middle east only with indifference and mild curiosity.
Why are slants so beta?
Can't even join ISIS without fucking up
>>68516430
You are expected to work in the same company for your entire life, with promotions coming along as you grow old. Getting fired means being unable to find a job elsewhere.
Job life should go over your family life, if you have one.
Harsh hours, tense rhythm, cubical as only workspace, that kind of things.
>isis lolis
I would desu.
Can't tell if this makes me sad knowing how bad the societal conditions are in Japan, or happy knowing ISIS is attracting human garbage into their ranks, making them more incompetent overall.
>>68516637
Oh, and if you mean paperwork from the government, then no. Just taxes and a visa renewal every year
>>68516843
this t.b.h.
>>68516492
I was asking about things geared towards foreigners
>>68513929
Stop trying to relive the glory days, Mehmet. You were born too late to live in the Ottoman Empire. Now you're just a t*rkroach.
>>68516843
>triggered
>>68513929
I wouldn't call something what good fucked by Austria, Hungary and Poland :DDDDDD
pretty much europes suburbs who don't even got a real military compared to the rest of europe
>>68517006
Same as >>68516640
But in addition, you are a target for the Yakuza and general anti-foreigner sentiment.
>>68516854
>>68516974
>You've got to work in the English speaking sphere to avoid that.
> if you mean paperwork from the government, then no.
You're a lucky one.
I'm currently on vacation but man, I can't fucking stand the constant shower of bullshit papers I have to fill.
#StopAnime
#PrayForTokyo
>>68513490
WE WIRR MEK HONORABRU JIHADQRU FER DE SEVENTY TWO OTAKU
>>68516974
Tax forms are simple as fuck tho
Stick around a couple years and you'll get 5-year renewals
>>68516843
Pay your debts and fuck off. I have seen the light, waifus are the future. 3D women are deprecated.
I am this close to purchasing a body pillow once I find my own place. You don't know how comfy the NEET life can become.
Just to make it clear... almost all the people who joined isis were beta faggots like this guy before
>>68517158
Worst post in this thread.
>>68516637
If you get a job as some english teacher for school students your life will be great in any asian country especially china and japan because most people there dont speak english at all or really really bad. they get paid REALLY well and have chill hours. but you gotta get a job like that first.
>>68517213
>NEET is 3rd world country without welfare
Teach me your secrets
>>68517174
Exactly. Smooth sailing.
>>68517137
Really, what do you have to fill out?
Kojima?
he must commit sudoko now to bring honor back to his famiry from his shamefur display
>>68515709
faces of horror
now all 4chan wants to join ISIS
>>68516843
I hate this meme. It's actually not true, most japanese otaku think it's pretty cool that westerners like their comic books. The rest of the population simply doesn't give a shit.
>>68517213
0/10 toes too long
>>68513490
He's part of Japans top-of-the-line counter terrorist PSYOP organization. His mission was to poison the minds of ISIS members by getting them hooked on anime titties and video games.
>>68517213
Pakis truely are the lowest of the lowest. they are like even worse indians. you are the most dirty and vile looking motherfuckers (probably literaly) there are.
>>68514395
Based Turks save the day again!
>>68517442
He's not in high-school.
Just a regular salaryman.
>>68517329
Things are cheap here including food and housing. Parents have high paying jobs, I was diagnosed by BPD and depression. I just go to university once or twice a week, spend the whole time being comfy. People just gave up on my eventually.
>>68513490
Why don't we publicly torture these fucking faggots
>>68514332
haha le funny ifunny memes
>>68517333
Just today I was sent a few forms about my ancestry I am supposed to hand over to the local ward office. I recently changed passport so I also have to give that to five different offices (ward, university*2, Embassy in Tokyo, company) detailing the reason. I went on vacation to see some relatives and I had to go to 3 different offices to detail why, when, where.
They just lost some Japanese boypussy.
>>68517213
I have one, it's really comfy.
>>68516843
There is no need to be upset my friend
>tfw personally know an isis sympathizer who would join in a heartbeat if it wasn't for his family
>tfw he's a huge animefag
>tfw he told me that ISIS is full of animefags
it's hilarous. i never understood this connection though
>>68514197
>You'll never save a single office lady from the crushing loneliness and monotony and make her the happiest woman in the world
>>68513490
That honestly sounds like Erdogan needed a distraction of some kind, and he came up with this idea after a little too long on the shisha pipe.
>>68513490
He should have committed sudoku right there.
>>68517213
Keep your hands of my pure 2d waifus, you damn muslim monkey!!!11 Stick to your pre-pubescent chai boys.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
he just wants to make anime real
>>68517854
Inform on him or I'm calling the Turkish police on you.
>>68517854
>tfw he told me that ISIS is full of animefags
>it's hilarous. i never understood this connection though
It's called "being completely disconnected from reality"
>>68517916
>turbo sluts angels who canonically fuck BBC
>pure waifus
Ayyyy
japanese bill gates joining isis
>>68514280
Underrated post
>>68517969
>Implying turkish police isn't full of ISIS sympathizers as well.
>>68513490
He looks like a stereotypical otaku nerd. If he did make it into ISIS territory, he would have been torn to shreds.
>>68517863
This.
I heard about some anon that was basically a boy toy for some Asian lady in her 40s. Where can I sign up?
>>68518108
We have to exterminate these roaches.
>>68517916
no
>>68517445
Pakis are objectively 100x better than cucked Germans.
You are the stains leftover from the great German generation of WWII
The unfit, the cowards, the commies, the slavshit mongrels...
Disgusting.
>>68518245
shoo
>>68518108
Nah.
The police are Hanafi zealots.
They desire to shoot Salafist arabs on sight.
Hanafi Muslims hate Salafist Muslims
Damn shame. He would have made a fine kamikaze pilot
>>68518245
this
Maybe he is a family member of this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJpb7wCr2U
>>68518245
says the cucked nation who declared war to germany in ww2 february 1945 just to fill the anus of UN Charta and USA
Based Turkey.
>>68518245
>this
>from turkey
>>68514412
>yfw he was going to build ISIS a Metal Gear
>>68513490
He was just trying to meet his waifu Anzuu
>>68518753
i dont like turks but hes right
>>68517695
Jesus mate that's rough. Haven't ran into that level of BS yet
>>68513490
72 sexbots for Tojo Hiroshima
>>68513490
why would a japanese man leave japan
you could have a cute japanese girl on your dick everyday and not be called a gaijin or be viewed as a fetish. my sides.
i couldnt deal with it, had to cut my visit short.
>>68518982
all 4 are fugly
>>68513490
Everyone in that pic look like a cuck ťbh fåm
>>68513490
He was trying leave hikikimori life.
Nigga this shit is not kawaii
>>68519113
What did you mean by this?
>>68519037
nah thats an avg woman hans
aka better than you can do
can see shy your country is so cucked
you have standards so high that arent justified
you arent good enough to even deserve average
and you criticise
lmfao
>>68519074
>be us
>have border soldier be obvious kurd
>complain about how PKK suiciders slip in from Iraq
we are literally the dumbest fucking cucks on earth
I FIGURED IT OUT
HE WANTED TO GO DERKA DERKA ALLAH AKBAR TO GET 72 VIRGINS AND BE IN HIS OWN ANIME
>>68519237
didnt know that you can be so young for face implants and JAV acting. NOICE
>>68519269
>69
lol
>>68519375
you are so fucking racist. i bet you think brown isnt her natural hair color too. you guys didnt pay enough for ww2.
i am contacting angela merkel as i type this, newfagMOOT will probide your IP, and your ISP will provide your address to the chancelor and fuck your shit up.
>>68513490
is that him in the pic?
he doesn't quite look like ISIS material.
>>68513490
Thanks Roach, but you can keep him
>>68516550
worst Korea strikes again
>>68514280
Underrated
>>68518766
>fucking roaches destroyed our chance of seeing IRL Metal Gear
>>68519595
cant wait to bitchslap that merkel cunt. Get her over here bro
pic related: its (you)
>>68515129
>roach thinks Britain is one country
>>68519595
btw. of course its not her normal hair color. Look at the first 1 cm its BLACK.
Also nice another not real japanese. Maybe its even a schlong
>>68516843
Good thing I don't live in Japan then huh debntsman?
>>68519980
What game is he playing?
>>68515106
Nothing's more dusgusting than weab shitskins and niggers.
>>68515599
>The only way this could be more perfect is if he was posting on 2ch the whole time.
You know it ni-san (´・ω・`)
>>68520250
poker
>>68520250
looks like a random texas hold em online game
>>68519237
Truly japanese people are never that tall.
>>68520250
Looks like CoD
>>68520178
so just because she is asian her hair cant naturally be brown?
unfuckingbelievable
>>68513490
He must have wanted a 12 year old wife
>>68515491
Can confirm German bro
Daily Reminder,
We are just Muslim Japanese
>>68513490
>>68514752
I blame ISIS chan for this.
>>68517695
Seriously? Fuck. I'm a student; the most I have to fill are scholarship forms.
>>68520415
you can clearly see its not her real color. Look at the first cm.
also what a fatty is that pic pls. i hate stomach fat so utterly.
also her hair is colored too
>>68520415
M8 it's a dumb shitskin or a chimp, he clearly doesn't know anything about genetics.
>>68520415
>>68519595
>You will never have a beautiful asian wife.
>>68520556
one of my daughters is half chinese and has brown hair you fucking racist.
i cant believe the nazi skinhead stereotype exists in 2016. you truly deserve the migrant crisis.
>>68519375
>country is literally being cucked by Syrians
Enrichment isn't supposed to make you salty, Fritz.
>>68520511
Roaches think they are Japs .
>>68520594
you can clearly see they are both dyed. Look at the first cm. Also if you have brown hair you also have brown eyebrows.
They both got BLACK eyebrows
>>68515804
She cost him 5 goats and one sheep
>>68520743
nah my eyebrows are 2 shades darker than my hair and black
>>68520556
So fuck? You don't have Blue eyes, Blonde hair or white skin you shitbag.
>>68520719
>Roaches think they are human
>>68519237
Aren't those Koreans? They look Korean.
>>68520553
>>68518883
I feel like I got cucked by my uni+prefecture, since I'm the only one with this problem.
>a funny thread about a unique thing regresses into raceposting
/pol/ truly is fucking dead
r9kers and trumpfags ruined it
>>68516492
Gib link for movie, plox!
>>68520743
>first cm
So fuck if she dyed it Brown, she's still better looking than you and her country isn't over run with 3rd world scum.
>>68520861
This, same for me.
>>68520906
they are just asians. u fucking racist.
do u go around identifying white women as irish, scottish, swedish or do u just say white girl.
this board is unbelievable hitler esque almost.
they would chop his head off look at him holy shit
>>68513929
kek
>>68514576
>>68517009
>>68517084
He wasn't even saying anything about Ottoman greatness you easily triggered autists
>>68521130
That was a good movie. The first girl couldn't get enough dick.
>>68520447
Why not get a normal girl in Japan then?
They all look either 12 or when they turn 30, they looks as old lady
>>68521016
>3rd world pests trying to talk shit about Humans
Anyone got some raid?
>>68513490
> deported to Japan
> without even being put through Turkish prison
MEHMET MY SON IM DISAPPOINT
>>68520265
White weebs are pretty disgusting too m8
>>68520706
Whats that for a stick?
>no tits
>flat asses
I have to agree with the other German Guy, these gooks are not good looking at all.
>>68520896
>So fuck? You don't have Blue eyes,
just for you cuckbrit
>>68520597
>You will never be a beautiful asian wife.
>>68514440
>dont they force fed kids to hormones
>force kids
>to hormones
>force the hormones to eat the kids
>>68521286
If he didn't looked like a child he would sure get some punishment for this. But damn it look at him.
>>68521447
finally a real japanese
He just wants loli sandnigger waifu.
>>68521264
i actually have really noticed being a white guy, the chemistry asian females and white men share, it is actually unbelievable. so strong even if they have a bf they cheat at the first opportunity. never felt the same chemistry with white women. seriously. it is kind of fucked up. but it is what it is.
the type of interaction where the first time you meet you just know whatvis going to happen and you are both smiling and having a good time.
>>68521286
Fucking this. Guy wouldn't survice a day in their hell holes.
>>68521447
It's those who are most dangerous, because it's unexpected they carry bomb vest.
Even actual kids are made to wear.
>>68516122
Shut up Puerto Rico.
>believing anything that comes out of the post-Erdogan "free" press
I knew /pol/ were fucking idiots, but jesus...
>>68521410
>cuck brit
>brit
Ignorant much? Britain has three countries. Also "cuck" really?
I'm Scottish and i have brown eyes and brown hair, and just fyi Scotland is 96% White. You can't say the same can you?
>>68521130
>>68521264
I will need a link sir
