Why would you blow yourself for 70 virgins
Yeah, you could just come to /pol/ for that.
They're horny
>>68513204
>my religion is so sexually oppressive that I am literally going to kill myself to get laid
Lol what a pathetic bunch of "people"
>>68513204
>Why would you blow 70 virgins for yourself
FTFY
Your mom blew me for one virgin.
>>68513204
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What I want to know is what kind of virgins I'd be getting. I mean you assume it's 70 young nubile females but it might be 70 sixty year old spinsters who have never been fucked because they owned too many cats.
I mean sure you get to pop 70 cherries regardless but when you're there for an eternity that really isn't that much. Like you'd go through that in a month probably then you're stuck with 70 whining bitches who want attention and do crazy shit when you're not looking.
>>68513204
>Why would you blow yourself for 70 virgins
>>68513204
>Blaming the vast majority of muslims for the actions of the tiny radicalized minority
How about we blame you for the crusades?
Or slavery?
How about you use your brain before you blame 1 billion people for something fake muslims do you racist fucktard.
>>68513204
they never said female virgins or how old or if they are fit or hygienic.
you get 35 year old neets who are overweight and males who dont wash their ass
>>68513861
Go to bed Australia, you're tired and it's effecting your bantz
>>68513797
I wanna do that
>>68513260
I'd do that for one
Hell she doesn't even have to be a virgin
>>68513991
That's pretty lewd anon
>>68513861
get the dick out of your ass abdul.
