You wake up on the morning of November 9th, turn on the TV, and see the news:
HILLARY CLINTON ELECTED PRESIDENT IN A LANDSLIDE VICTORY
What's the first thing you do?
i lay off the sauce for a good long time because clearly i drank so much that i manage to make donald trump look like an evil old bitch.
>>68510814
go to ziggurat and say
"all according to plan, goy"
>be robin williams
>commit suicide
Look for the closest riot and join
>>68510814
Invest in whatever companies backed her to gather the most shekels and pay for inner city abortions.
>>68511289
I'm right there with ya
get drunk and accept the fact that the American empire is going to get cucked by muslims, just like the rest of the white guilt countries
>>68510814
>What's the first thing you do?
same thing as any other day, purchase more firearms
>>68510814
Start learning Chinese.
she can't possibly be worse than obama. I mean she is an old white racist lady.
I GIT ON POLL AND LAUGH AND TELL ERRBODY WE WUZ KANGS N SHEIT
>>68510814
Shes getting shot. It's so obvious. We don't want her, and if she is elected shes dead.
Bury my guns
Realistically the first reaction of many Americans would be to rush to buy guns and ammo in anticipation of a ban.
post my trump collage
>>68512714
I wasn't far.
>>68510814
Wonder how she pulled it off from prison.
>>68512585
She is literally Obama, just with less charisma
>>68510814
Cry that people were dumb enough to elect her.
>>68512573
nicely done
>>68512704
I sure hope you're right
>>68512720
They do that with every president though.
>>68512794
>this just in, PVC pipe sales have skyrocketed. Researchers have no clue why
Right
Wing
Death
Squads
Failing that, kill myself.
>>68510814
Nothing. By that point I have bought all the firearms and ammo I need.
You think I expect a different outcome? I am hoping for a Trump victory but am expecting a Clinton one. The rational man would already be mentally prepared for this.
>>68510814
Laugh and laugh.
Watch a former superpower descent further into chaos.
Drive to work. Unlike /pol/ which is unemployed and lives with mom.
>>68510814
>>68513108
HEY WATCH IT NIGGLET. I LIVE WIT MY PAWPAW, NOT MAMA
Literally kill myself
>>68512814
top fucking kek
>>68513015
Sadly true. Prepare your sides, you will be laughing for at least 4 years.
>>68513185
Schlonged!
>>68513460
she wont live 4 more years. shes to old and had cosmetic surgery. she will stroke out
>>68510814
The same thing I was planning to do no matter what happened; go about my daily life and watch the standard of living in the west sink even lower.
>>68510814
Continue life like normal and enjoy the /pol/ Fee Fee Apocalypse
>>68510814
lock and load
>>68513607
God what a glorious day that would be.
Seeing her limp lifeless body with a dumbass stroke face, just priceless
>>68510814
try to figure out how my TV gut turned to the onion channel.
Will think to myself democracy has failed and women should never have been allowed to vote.
brace myself for WW3
>>68510814
Check my stock portfolio. Smith & Wesson and Ruger stocks should be going up like they never did before if Miss AWB gets elected. Plus, I can invest in some stripped lowers.
>>68512734
I'm really looking forward to all of the autustic trump threads being replaced with screenshots of most autistic trump threads
>>68510814
Drive around to hit a few gun stores and view the empty shelves.
>>68514647
Better do your buying now and throughout the summer. I started this past Christmas. I already had a decent arsenal but added another AR and a few pistols and shotguns.. I am trying to keep the type of caliber uniform throughout each type so I can stock up on one single kind (In my case 9mm and 5.56)
Prices are still decent all around. PMAGS can be had for around $10-$11 and I have bought an unhealthy amount of those.
Bulk ammo prices online are pretty decent as well. Don't be the asshole(s) that panic when the election comes and goes.
>>68510814
Eat breakfast
>>68510814
Convert to Judaism.
>>68510814
I would have a fap and then take a nap. Thanks for asking, OP.
>>68512817
she's really not, she's a neoconservative
>>68515175
I have all the guns I need; have three reloading presses. May just buy some powder and primers and call it good.
>implying it matters who the president is
we all know who's really in charge.
keep on rockin' in the free world
>>68515643
this desu senpai
>>68510814
That will be the moment i will be completely done with the u.s
>>68510814
Quit my job and go back to collecting welfare because fuck this country, but that's only if she wins.
>>68515324
So was Obama.
hope she isnt stupid enough to provoke a war with russia
>>68515918
Hey, who let you use my gif
>>68515869
I can imagine, since she's Merkel 2.0
>>68516209
Exactly
buy guns and ammo before she makes them illegal
>>68511289
>>68512045
Make room for me to fbi
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