Say it with me: Vice President Jeb Bush
Then Ted Cruz is assassinated, and Guacamole Man can finally achieve his goal of his mom being proud of him.
of course, cruz is a bush operative. this is no surprise.
The end of Ted Cruz
>gauc man is back
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>>68499512
Not even Ted is that stupid. He might as well throw himself off a bridge if he's suicidal like that.
>>68499512
Literally who?
>tfw no more jeb threads
I miss jeb
>>68500434
How much guac could a guac hocker hock if a guac hocker could hock guac?
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>>68500490
Post more jeb
>>68499512
Once a cuck always a cuck.
>>68501411
H4h4 the donkey got erected too what a fagget.
>>68502033
You're probably erect too lmao
>>68499512
RIP El Rato.
This is the future you chose.
>>68499512
Don't worry, if they give the nomination to cruz, Hill will be prez
>>68504187
Haha you got me rofl
>>68499512
Cruz is a midget look at that manlet
How do I become someone who cuckolds someone else.
i.e. how do I find someone who wants me to fuck their partner?
>>68504936
UNCOMMON
Few weeks ago I'd say no way. Now that he is blowing romney for votes, maybe. Would be funny to see how bad a Cruz/Bush ticket would be beat out in Nov if they steal nomination from trump.
>>68499512
How can Cruz keep preaching that he is the TRUE anti-establishment candidate while every establishment shill is endorsing him? Are Cruz supporters really this dumb?
>>68504877
I came here to post this.
>>68505254
They are. I listen to it everyday on Rush Limbaugh.
>John Ellis Bush Bush
why?
>>68504936
Craigslist
>>68499512
Who?
>>68504936
Go solicit yourself at the Rock. You could probably find some German tourists there.
>>68501411
>Y-you're breaking me, anon-kun!
>You're filling my boipucci up! Ahhh <3
>win primary contests
>only wins caucus
>>68501411
not my proudest fap :(
