Did you know, Singapore never had a single terrorist attack since the 1990s till now despite being surrounded by two Muslim nations.
We do not have major natural disasters like earthquakes and tsunamis because we're protected with natural barriers.
I'm living in my safe space without the terrorist threat and do not live in constant fear of natural disasters.
The only "emergency" we had was a riot of ungrateful poo-in-loos who were drunk and caused a ruckus. Police were too soft and beat them up instead of shooting them like the animals they are.
Literally lmfaoing @ the rest of the world. Call my country irrelevant, but i'm living in a safe, first world city state with very low crimes.
Despite having Mudslimes, our Mudslimes are controlled and monitored by the government. Any stint of radicalization is unearthed and prosecuted by our secret police.
Who else is living in their safe, irrelevant cozy nations?
Recently watched a documantary about Singapur, seems pretty cozy if you follow all the rules.
>FINE city
>can't even enjoy chewing gum
topkek chinks
Singapore is the benevolent fascist dictatorship we all hope to have one day, anon.
The other option is madness.
>>68498499
>New Zealand
Ignorance from the rest of the world is bliss
>>68498719
ORDNUNG MUSS SEIN
>singapore
>first world
Lmao
>>68498987
>New Zealand
>Safe
G-d would like to have a word with you, Kiwi.
Singapore has no soul.
Pic related
>>68498905
>says the Maoist shithole
wewlad
>>68499058
>Cucknada
DUDE
>>68499187
f i r s t w o r l d
That's because of two factors. This country is irrelevant to Islamists. There is no major political points to score from attacking our country.
Our government doesn't have to worry about fundamental liberties, they do what they must to keep people safe, regardless of the cost to privacy or citizen rights.
That's because of two factors. This country is irrelevant to Islamists. There are no major political points to score from attacking our country.
Our government doesn't have to worry about fundamental liberties, they do what they must to keep people safe, regardless of the cost to privacy or citizen rights.
>>68498499
>singapoor
>poor
>walk down the street
>get punished 90 whiplashes
>prayed 4 times instead of 5 times a day
>get beheaded by sharia council
>>68498499
I thought SG was a muslim shithole because of the crescent moon on the flag but then some SG dude explained to me it meant something else that I forget now so SG is cool with me, unless it becomes a muslim shithole.
>>68499324
>>68499380
This shows that you don't even have a reliable internet you chink poo mixrace freak.
>>68499461
>t. New Morocco
>>68498499
i dont understand why singapoor even has an army?
with a moderate navy your could put the whole country under siege and watch them eat each other after 2 months or make them pay the tithe.
>>68499137
Hsiao pls. We are all soulless.
>>68499540
t, new somalia
>>68499651
>>68499461
Netherlands is next. Trust me.
>>68498499
Why should we? plus the malays are not arabs. If those muslims are arabs, you would be posting Allahu Akaber.
Dunno if that's a proxy post OP, but I'm 100% jealous and have been wanting to move to singapore for a while now. Any tips? I'm seriously considering it and if I could, I would leave tomorrow already with laptop and some clothes. Yep, that's how fucking tired I am of the leftist terrorism dream that I have to read and hear about daily. Fuck every country that is not 1st world Asia
>>68499531
>lives in a maoist third world shithole
Sorry I can't take you seriously.
>>68499547
Whoever said Singapore's military was for defense?
It's Singapore Armed Forces, not Singapore Defense Forces. :^)
>>68498499
You're cucked. All men do service for two years. Your women go overseas for education and get banged by maple niggers and ameri-kuks
>>68498499
Lmao, you can't even smoke up there without the threat of execution hanging over you.
So nah, you're alright mate, I'd rather stay here and enjoy a joint after a long day's work.
>>68499822
>he can't even use another point for argument
toplel
Singapore is a muslim dictatorship faggot, get over it. It's weird because all of you are chink bastard children. lmao!
>>68499118
Saved us the trouble of killing everyone from Chch anyway. Most hated people in NZ.
Oh fuck off, Asian Turkey.
>>68498499
Isn't it a Nazi state ,no one is allowed to do anything slightly unsanitised.
>>68499547
None of the surrounding countries have a decent navy, except Australia I guess...
>>68498499
Singapore and Dubai seemed too sterile ti me when I was there. These are countries for money-making money-makers, nothing else.
Amos Yee
What is your opinion of him?
Where is he now?
>>68499918
>Britcuck talking about cuckoldry
>>68499934
Sorry m8 lived in Arbedeen for 4 months. More Mainlanders than Hongkies nowadays. Also fucking protesters fucking traffic every other day. Sad.
>>68499955
You're just being silly now , that's my country retard.
Oh and stop begging for jobs.
>>68500020
>implying you can win against us
>>68500209
never gone on vacation?
syrup nigger checking in.
You sound upset. I love banging sg girls. Thanks anime fucker.
>>68500248
lol aren't you guys literally cousins? I don't understand why you people hate each other. And yeah sorry about labor market bro. But your gov reopened it, I guess we are better than Indians to paint your houses.
>>68498499
>islamic crescent on flag
>McDonalds serve turkey bacon instead of real bacon.
Why would they attack a country that they'be already cucked?
>>68500166
Attentionwhoring angsty edgy teen. Nothing else.
>>68500364
Go ahead? I don't tell Americans, Russians and Japs that I fuck their women. You seemed insecure.
>>68498499
I love Singapore. I was last there shortly after Lee Kwan Yew died... such a shame.
Its modern and beautiful with a fantastic population.
NO NIGGERS EITHER. But the Chinese can be a pain.
Also, mutha fucking Chicken Up
>>68498499
Are there any whites in you police, military, or government?
Singapore is boring as hell. And the only 'fun' is shopping.
>>68500166
just a kid being stupid. SG isnt murica.
>>68500668
You sound poor.
Whats it like being poor?
这样吸引仇恨有意思嘛-_-
>>68500735
A
Fucking
Fern
>>68498499
I know one guy form Singapore. He sits at the desk next to mine, and is an annoying pain in the ass with a mental age of about 12.
>>68500811
A
Fucking
Ladyboy
>>68500640
Thanks. I loved my time in Dunedin and fucked a few girls there apparently they love Engrish speaking Chinks. Spent time at Cook mountains too it's beautiful.
>>68500811
Im not an Kiwi...
>>68500904
still better than a leaf
>>68500667
as long as they are singapore citizens/ PR below a certain age they have to serve 2 years in the forces..ie if foreign family relocates to singapore with kids and get PR status the boys will have to serve
yes I've seen whites in the military, they are very rare and usually hold officer ranks
>>68501013
don't get a stiffy now
>>68500248
As if. Malaysia is undergoing political strife now. Malays are just too pussy and lazy to stand up to Najib that the Chinese has to come up with Bersih 2.0
Why don't you also mention the complete lack of freedom and the fact house prices are even crazier than ours?
Keeping out muslims is fucking easy, but you don't need to be a complete totalitarian state to do so.
Just deport the ones causing problems or jail them and STOP FUCKING IMPORTING THEM.
We stopped the boats, why can't you cunts?
Those who would sacrifice liberty for a little security deserve neither.
Nation of cucks, just like the caliphate of bongistan
>>68499560
I'm European, and no, we're not as soulless as Singaporeans who are all about MUH SHOPPING, MUH FOOD, MUH SOCIAL PRESTIGE, MUH AMUSEMENT PARK SENTOSA "THE STATE OF FUN" huuu
Seriously Singapore can be embarrassing.
>>68501137
Take a look what the bongs are up to now mate
>>68500706
>>68501098
dont get maple syrupy with me
>>68498499
Being an irrelevant paradise feels great man, lots of people don't even know we exist.
>>68501170
do you think TW reunification with the mainland will happen within this lifetime? how do you feel about it?
>>68500904
So? They're free to do whatever.
Unlike yours where it's a governmental policy to force trannies/muslim/females/ferry quota in all workplace.
>>68501290
I'm just a tourist here, I don't enough to answer your question.
All I know is that Taiwan is a great place. The vibe is very different from Singapore (I was there just before coming here). It feels a lot more human, with more history and depth.
I don't hate Singapore, it's just that it feels so... fake and corporate. I don't feel confortable there.
>>68501207
as if I would share any of our strategic maple syrup reserve with you
>>68501407
>it's just that it feels so... fake and corporate
bingo
It is fake and corporate. Soulless. They have no idea what life and happiness is.
>>68500248
>implying you can win against us
Well, Najib is our BFF, and siphoning away your monies...
>>68501407
Not surprising, we have barely any history and we are full of workaholics.
>>68501511
I concur
>>68499461
Sounds more like Brunei to me
>>68498499
>i'm living in a safe, first world police state
I'm sure it feels good living in a country where you can't buy chewing gum and can be sentenced to death for possessing cannabis
>>68501013
>>68501294
>>68501462
2 Thailand vs 1 Canada
This is not going to end well for you
>>68498499
Whites trump Asians. Asians trump Semites. Semites trump whites.
In an age where Semites cause most of the world's problems, Asians are generally immune to their mind control.
>>68501558
If you hadn't tossed your heritage from the british empire into the trash then you'd have plenty of history. You people act as if you emerged fully formed from nowhere 50 years ago.
and you think your little irrelevant city state will stay safe as the world breaks down around you?
>>68501595
One of my cousin wants to live in Singapore.
He just likes the confort, and he likes to fuck Asian girls (I suspect he's having a hard time fucking girl in Switzerland).
He's very corporate-compatible, follow orders, and don't ask deranging questions.
I can't understand how someone wants to go live in Singapore by all means, I'd rather live in somewhere exciting for less money.
>>68501290
sg cuck can't into holidays. Too busy doing NS cuck?
>>68501714
It helps make us feel better from ourselves.
We were rich but the Labor party used up whatever money the British left us.
>>68501407
my bad for misreading, I thought you were a taiwanese who relocated to EU
A few years back there was a taiwanese author who said something like "Singapore is a cultural desert" and that riled the jimmies of many people here. But what she said is true. taiwan has much more 'feel' to it. Singapore is a city state that chases the bling bling coporate culture. If you like money, you'd like singapore.
>>68501714
what heritage? white heritage? its not our thing, singapore is asian. Also after WWII the feeling isnt exactly warm.
>>68501670
I can't speak for all Asians. But here in the South East we have a recent history (98 financial crash) of being screw over by Jews (namely George Soros). Hence why you'll find dudes wearing Nazi shirts around here.
Everyone here believes that the Jews run the financial world. Which isn't far from the truth.
>>68501639
>1 Thailand vs 1 Canada
shitposting from your phone and pc is just silly
>>68502023
Bro, please apologise cause you're starting to hurt my feelings.
>>68501930
>singapore is asian
Singapore is nothing now. There was a Singapore in the first half of the 20th century, not plain british or plain malaysian, but something different and unique. That Singapore. was all bulldozed to make room for shopping centres.
>>68502023
nuh uh, totally different person
wrong again Canada
its like being wrong is the national sport of your country
>>68501407
Nobody ever said anything about tourism and life of excitement.
What the fuck did you expect out of an Authoritarian 1984esque city state?
>>68498499
Singapore is top tier country
>>68501930
Well, are the salaries that high really?
Housing is crazy expensive. Apart from top jobs in finance, is this really a good place to make money?
>>68502269
You guys have great food though.
>>68501822
Singapore is a great place for autists and people who can't comprehend fun.
For me, i don't see a fucking problem with having fun because i can fuck girls snort coke and shoot guns in Thailand, Vietnam and Taiwan.
I live in Singapore to work and raise my kids in a safe and incorruptible environment.
You don't shit where you eat. I hope this answers your simple minded question.
I've been to Singapore. It felt like I was in a scene of Demolition Man. Having the government over the speakers telling everyone how to be a good citizen.
It really did feel soulless.
>>68502482
>incorruptible environment
What do you call a political party that abuses its power to stay in power by making it illegal to criticise it?
Corrupt
>>68498499
source on the monitoring of muslims by the gov please?
>>68502435
Food for the most part is overrated and overpriced garbage trust me. Call me a pleb but street food is god tier especially in the third world shitholes that surround us (except Burmese and pinoy cuisine, literally vomit on a plate)
>>68502482
>You don't shit where you eat
Sure, if you're a tight-ass Singaporean. Real men shit everywhere.
>>68502570
>Being undemocratic = corrupt
Yeah sure thank you for that input Clinton.
>>68502224
price for top progress. Singapore chose the heavily western route. That plus influx of christianity diluted whatever asian culture there was. Its a pity.
>>68502288
public housing is subsidized + paid in installments. As long you have a stable job---nearly any job, you can afford housing.
>>68502482
>incorruptible
well, you know deep in your heart what is the truth.
>>68502482
God that's much worse than what I imagined.
Consumerist dictatorship on one hand and hedonist degeneracy on the other to release the pressure. Enjoy your shitty lifestyle.
>>68502698
If it's openly undemocratic then fine. But if it pretends to be democratic, while really being otherwise, then it's corruption.
>>68502636
Google ISD and MUIS
>>68502766
Yeah I do. Don't mind me running my own life and not giving a fuck about your opinions on how people's lives should be.
Last time I was in Singapore I needed a VISA to leave the city, or chew gum.
Literally wtf are these dumb gooks doing with these retarded laws
>>68502877
you dont need anything to chew gum here. nobody cares.
>>68502740
>public housing is subsidized + paid in installments. As long you have a stable job---nearly any job, you can afford housing.
OK but that's not unique or special. How about standard of living? What sort of job do you need to live comfortably in Singapore and travel? Is it something reserved for the rich, or how low down the job ladder can you go and still live reasonably well?
>>68502769
Well call it whatever the government does to gerrymander and whatnot, but at least my kids don't get shot, stabbed or learn that homosexuality is acceptable. They get the best education this side of the world has to offer
>>68502877
>visa to leave the country
>need a visa to chew gum
Read your post again and tell me it ain't shitposting
>>68502867
>tfw Singaporeans live by the same motto as shitty corporations "work hard play hard"
>>68503024
Gerrymandering is corruption. If the government was worth a shit if could stand on its own two feet rather than rigging everything. People's Action Party more like People's Asshole Party amirite
>>68503115
How about you reread my post Pajeet Zhang?
I said I needed a visa to leave THE CITY you fucking illiterate cunt
>>68503014
Any executive and above can do all that. Ain't so expensive for people to go on holidays nowadays.
The fact that I can't bring my tourist money there because
>muh weed
in my system is pretty gay.
>>68498499
You may be right but you're still a gook.
>>68503145
Well don't let me get in the way to your superior lifestyle, smartass.
>>68503236
You need to be an executive and above to travel abroad? That's a really high up position to need to travel. My parents were both working class but could still afford to take my family abroad on holiday
>>68503366
Don't bother. Singaporeans are indoctrinated to believe that they live in the best of all possible states.
>>68498499
Yeah, but you're not allowed to chew gum, so your opinion on anything doesn't matter.
>>68503193
Meh, it's how it is. Me and a large handful of people don't see it as a problem as long as they let the spice flow and keep degeneracy in check.
According to the CPI index Singapore has the lowest corruption in Asia.
>>68498499
Really want to work there for a few years in IT.
>>68503014
I would say the lowest you can go and still be comfortable living + a bit of travelling in asia would be at least 36,000$ a year. Its very cheap to travel around SEA though, anyone can afford it.
>>68503145
its the same in HK.
>>68503366
>executive
>earning $3500/mth
>literally bottom of the corporate food chain
>high
>>68503631
executive clearly means something different in Singapore than anywhere else in the world.
>>68498961
>fascist
But they went full economic liberalism
If a Singaporean policymaker took the political compass test it would like something like this
>>68500668
It's going to be 5.0 now slowpore. Chinks can't do shit.
>>68501512
That's another matter. God i can't wait for this shit to end.
>>68503827
You bet.
>>68503631
My rents make pounds, not obama bux bud.
try doubling that and come back to me cuck.
Unlike my poor schooling cuntry which makes trudeau bux, but gives me access to your women.
>>68503631
Silly Singaporeans, I thought you had enough education to understand English
>>68503778
They did something but Malays being greedy retards started the res shirr thing. Oh well none of my fucking business as long as RM drops lower and lower
>>68503740
its just a title everyone gets to make them feel better
>>68504017
I can safely say 90% of "executives" in sg are earning less than 5k sgd. I think you mean c suite
Asian muslims dont count, they're too much of pussies to commit terrorism.
dont you guys have strict immigration policies?
how to move there. i am not even chinese
>>68498499
Best ASEAN country, and this is coming from cucklasia. Wish you guys would invade us and reform our shithole
>>68504903
Why would you want to come here? Stay home and MAGA.
>>68504824
Google indonesian terrorist attacks. Google bali terrorist attack that literally btfod the auscucks
>>68502740
I'd be surprised if I can find a Singaporean Chinese that can speak Chinese without stuttering like an one year old
>>68505021
backup plan if shillary gets elected and starts emulating merkel
>>68504903
It's very hard for even a highly paid expat to get citizenship. You need to live here for at least 5 years, have kids here and marry a Singaporean.
Getting PR is easy though. Just have enough money to buy a house and invest in the local bank
>>68498499
y u so liek dat ah?
>>68501639
>2 Thailand vs 1 Canada
>2 pebbles vs 1 boulder
sure
>>68505157
Well, the only thing Chinese about us is our blood. People from China look like they are from another planet altogether.
>>68505017
All Singapore ever needs is Johor. In the best case scenario we establish Johor as a puppet state under the rule of the current sultan
>>68505399
How would you guys feel if you were called "banana men" or "phony chinkies" by others?
>>68498499
>Who else is living in their safe, cozy nations?
>>68505549
Doesn't matter. As long as i can read, write and speak to mainlanders and taiwanese with little problems i don't care.
>>68505549
Meh, don't really care. What is banana men?
>>68505823
Yellow on the outside, civilized on the inside. :^)
>>68498499
>Sing a poor
>Implying you are not muslim
>Singapore
>Islam
dumbass.
>>68500248
Oh look, it's the Asian slave port for Saudi Arabia. Malays are literally the most cucked people in Asia.
Squandered everything the British gave you and then became Arab bottom bitches.
>>68506029
>Moroccan education
You don't post when you're high mehmet henk.
>>68505371
>Canada and Malaysia
>two countries cucked by Muslims defending each other
wew lad
>>68499723
>9723▶
>>>68499461
Oh, but we are not denying that, Dutch people are either cuckolded, Or are against there culture / belief system, Islam will come for us aswell.
>>68506246
>implying that Malaysia wasn't an Islam country from the start
>defending Henthailand
W E W L A D
E
W
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A
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>>68505399
Why are you guys so strict with drugs? As in you'll behead people caught with any amount?
Even if some criminal puts it in your luggage without you knowing and your get caughtv by police
>>68506267
Don't worry Geert Wilders will protect you with his words in Parliament :^))
>>68506379
2/10 English, Muhammad
>>68506397
We hang people and it was inherited by the British and still kept even after they abolished it like cucks
>>68506541
>implying Malays would be on this board
topkek
>>68506397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misuse_of_Drugs_Act_(Singapore)
Because drug traffickers in sea are degenerates
>>68506397
Singapore isn't the only country in the region that executes people for drug crimes. Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia do as well.
>>68506590
Do you seriously believe people should be put to death for cannabis possession?
>>68498499
> first world
You had me there for a second mr. Yang
>>68500520
40% buddhist, Yet i all i see on the streets are ragheads lmao, Country is good, As in, I went on vacation there 3x a year, And im glad i dont live there kinda good.
>>68501109
>Keeping out muslims
>Muslims
>Singapore.
>>68506590
I understand why you're strict with a lot of thingS. But with stuff like weed, all it takes is a crook who'll plant drugs in your travel bag in hopes of retrieving it when his buddies load it on the airplane
You have to pass customs not knowing you now have drugs on you. If they catch you, your life is over
To make it worse it's guilty until proven innocent.
I didn't know the Brits cared about drugs back in the day . I mean I support capital punishment but this seems a little nuts, even for civilized Singapore
>>68506766
Yes
Recreational drugs are degenerate
>>68506891
We aren't stupid. Proper Investigations will of course take place and the judge will know if he's genuine or framed.
>>68499547
Bargaining chip and to be a cunt. It'd be worse if we didn't have nothing. And you aren't a cunt without am army.
>>68507347
>the judge will know if he's genuine or framed.
You can't seriously believe this you deluded fuck. I know you've had it drilled into you that those in authority are always right, but without hard evidence there's no way for a judge to simply 'know' if someone was trafficking or not.
This is the worst country in the fucking world.
Despite being a disgusting Nazi German, I can't even fucking leave this country because I have to serve the stupid fucking national service no-one wants to do in Singapore. Plus you literally get arrested for doing anything and the fucking MDA censors anything that talks shout about the PAP. Also Muslims. Fuck 'em.
>>68499918
They don't have to go overseas, they can come here if they're skilled workers
>mfw government Ankh-Morporked foreigners
>>68507783
How does it feel being 18? Go break a leg or something. You will get out of NS soon. I thought most Singaporeans are ok with it though
>>68506504
Wilders is a shill who loves Israel more than he loves his own country though. He's a populist in the purest sense of the word: he takes a standpoint because he can make it popular.
There's a huge gap in the right in the Netherlands, and every time someone tries to fill it they get terrorized (Janmaat), shot (Fortuyn); or even criticizing Islam can get you stabbed (van Gogh). These were the real deal, but they're gone, and we're doomed to fail.
Even if wilders wins, we will just be involved in more wars in the middle east, fighting for israel. What we need to do is kick them out and then let them be, but not a single political party will do that.
>>68500166
Edgy teen who needed to lurk moar. Shame our governnment thinks he had to be mindbroken like in muh doujins.
>>68507974
Fuck no. Half of the new generation here are unwilling to serve in the army because there's nothing to be proud of in Singapore to be worth defending. You can walk on the streets and ask some random Secondary School guy and he will clearly tell you that he is not willing to serve such a primitive army. Any army that comes down on us will immediately crush us, and our manpower in active duty is a joke as well.
>>68507783
>being this cucked
I served NS years ago in SPF and i had fun beating and arresting degenerates.
You're a soft liberal cuck, son and i hope you kill yourself in your bunk because we need less cucks like you in the genepool
>>68507974
He either isn't Singaporean and/or he studied in an international school.
>>68501137
Liberty is a meme, a buzzword used against laws people don't like. Who cares about being able to mouth off, or carry a gun? What does it all get you in the end? We have true liberty, the ability to make a living in peace. Only liberty that matters desu
>>68498499
>Singapore
>first world
Enjoy getting the death penalty for jaywalking.
>>68501407
Well, we are.
Thank God for anime.
>>68508242
>NS = MINDEF
What is SPF
What is SCDF
>>68508152
We atleast get militairy service back, Something ALOOOT of these dutch pussies need, I get jelly as fuck with my IQ of 80 and the fact i was born in 1992, Never got to experience it :( Would make me another person for sure, Not to even mention the fact we are all cuck`d lil bitches
tl;dr Vote for Wilders bitch.
Exchanging to Yale-NUS next semester, hope to stay in SG after graduating for my masters, and possibly rest of my life. Any good career suggestions?
>>68501407
That's because it IS.
Singapore is a founding member of the TPP.
>>68508245
>implying you are better because you served in a conscripted army that needs you to declare are you homosexual or not because they fear gays ruining the army
wat
>>68501462
HOW'S GETTING THAT FUCKING MAPLE SYRUP RESERVE FROM QUEBEC, EH
>>68508386
I once saw lolihentai manga in comics connection and a nekopara doujin in kinokuniya. With a 18+ label
What the fuck MDA.
>>68508462
STEM, business, logistics and finance are good.
Also hit me up while you're here we could get a beer together.
>>68503921
Pls be real
>>68498499
To be honest Singapore is an amazing country with an amazing philosophy/statesmanship. I completely wish Germany would learn from you.
That said, I don't know if I'd want to trade. Your women are really ugly and it seems like all the rich immigration isn't without problems either. Not much identity, cost of living, being sold out like Canada/Australia.
>>68508509
I'm better because i made full use of my NS protecting the heartlands from degenerates, not sit in bunk and do fucking nothimg other than training.
>>68506397
Major aviation and nautical center, right smack in the Golden Triangle. A lot of people also used to be drugged up on opium.
>>68498499
>Did you know, Singapore never had a single terrorist attack since the 1990s till now despite being surrounded by two Muslim nations.
Because the 2 muslim nations filters those numbers down. We actually hunt ISIS leaders who are having their holiday around these parts.
>We do not have major natural disasters like earthquakes and tsunamis because we're protected with natural barriers.
Natural barriers, from the 2 muslim nations.
Singapore you are full of shit.
>>68501714
The history of Singapore is amazing.
A trade port from the 10th century AD until the Brits came in. And we were, for a brief period of time, an actual motherfucking pirate port.
And the PAP pisses all that away to promote Lee Kuan Yew.
WE WERE A PIRATE PORT. Let that sink in. All that awesome history, pissed away for one man's political ambitions.
>>68508554
Hah, I knew our government would pull through when we needed it to.
Do people seriously buy doujins? It's free on the Internet.
>>68508775
Thanks Najib. Don't hate us because you're the ones that kicked us out. I shudder the thought of what would life be like in a malaysian singapore. Maybe like Penang.
>>68508245
>forced into wasting 2 years of your life having your freedom taken away and doing the bidding of old rich faggots
>calls others cucks
>>68508864
I don't know. I used to buy One Piece mangas back in poly. Now that i look back it's something of a novelty.
>>68508903
>mfw Singapoors smuggle chewing gum like they are weed
>>68498499
>Did you know, Singapore never had a single terrorist attack since the 1990s
Is that the late 90's, early 90's?
>>68509018
>complaining and bitch about something you can't control
Might as well savour the moment right? I don't expect you to understand what conscription did to us. You can ask Israel to vouch for me
>Outright protests are illegal
>Having to register and have your protest be approved by the government
>freedom of speech
>>68509043
They don't care about gum, they care more about contraband cigarettes and drugs.
Have you ever driven here Najib? I guess not
>>68509183
#Malaylivesmatter
#notallmuslims
If I wanted to work in Singapore for 6-12 months, is there a place or agency particularly suited to foreigners to apply through?
>>68509247
I'm just joking friend, we both like the same shit I get it. I buy laptop from your cuntry because they are much cheaper.
>>68508798
You have a Hollywood image of pirates. They were probably scurvy ridden dumbasses who were too poor to get a decent job.
>>68509102
1991 so early 90's
>>68509300
>getting arrested for voicing views about other races
They really are taking this "multiculturalism" a bit too seriously.
>>68509158
>complaining and bitch about something you can't control
See, this is the difference between the east and the west. Asians have no concept of personal freedoms, so they just roll over like little bitches and accept whatever their masters tell them.
>>68506766
I don't.
Weed isn't fucking alcohol or any hard drug that fucks with your head.
Hell, I don't think anyone should be jailed for drug ownership. Or for criticizing the government, either, but it happens and it also turns out those idiots are tumblr-level retards.
>>68509364
Try your local shipping/logistics company. The only Norwegians i know worked in the logistics sector.
>>68509397
>not supporting your chinese friends ans buy laptop from lowyat
>>68509616
This is particularly true for Singapore.
The entire populace listens and trusts in the PAP so much to the point that the majority of the population has never questioned the shady shit they have done over the years.
>>68506891
>>68507744
I doubt the judge will say you're guilty if you have a record of zero crimes and went to Indonesia for a week on a holiday. Not enough time to become a drug carrier. Plus the airport is full of cameras.
>>68509731
>lowyat
literal cancer
>>68508263
That's called working in a Mickey D's for the rest of your life.
That's not living. That's surviving.
>>68509616
Ironic that we follow British rule of law and take Orwellianism to heart. Even our Party's logo is inspired by the BUFs logo.
We're just the same police state as UK without the labour Party's cultural marxism bullshit and without an EU agenda.
>>68508353
You don't get the death penalty for jaywalking unless you get hit by a car while you jaywalk.
>>68509849
Where do i go in KL to get Chinese gurls to fuck, friend?
>>68508462
Move elsewhere.
>>68509522
>wanting a second race riot
>>68510023
No matter where you go, white men always take away the chinese girls.
>>68510173
Well shit. What about jalan p ramlee?
Inb4 chowkit road. I'd rather fuck government approved whores in geylang.
Singapore has a bigger army than the UK, more reserves too (smaller draft pool obviously). Once you get those sweet aircraft carriers is an impressive army.
There was a terrorist plot to kill the PM, as well as that malay terrorist who escaped from jail (mas selemat or something?). And Malay gangs stabbing people every now and then.
Pretty much perfect compared to the rest of the world desu
>>68510165
>justifying arresting people for opinions because it will cause a racial riot
This sounds familiar.
>>68498905
R A R E
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>>68510165
>race riot
>three out of four singaporeans are chinks
>"riot"
>>68510245
You should give your local limkokwing university a visit.
>>68510372
I'd be careful with those edge bros. As much as i hate Mudslimes, some Malay friends of mine are ok in my book.
>>68509418
Good god.
I'm just a history geek man. History in general is amazing stuff. Did you know that pirates were actually very democratic and elected their captains? Or that pirates were just as colorful in real life as their Hollywood counterparts?
Brutal? Yes. Bloodthirsty? Yes. Scurvy-ridden? Yes but that was literally every sailor on the ocean at least once during that time.
Shit, when Singapore domestically announced they found artifacts from the 14th century in their own country, I fuckin' came buckets.
>>68510023
I live my life, safe, cozy, and Irrelevant. Feels good man
>>68510332
Я дyмaю нeт. Cингaпyp oчeнь мaлeнький
>>68510621
It's the radical Malays that cause all the shit. Our political party is the best example. There was this AMA by a Singapore poster one time at /pol/ where a fucking radical Malay shitposted the whole thread while being BTFO by Singaporeans and Malaysians alike. Good times.
>>68510952
That's probably the dumb Malaysian drawfag
>>68509762
And the few that actually do are sued to fuck and back.
We're not talking about the retarded tumblr fuckfaces like Chee Soon Juan and Roy Ngerng here. The former was tumblr before tumblr existed and the latter is what happens when Infowars meets tumblr.
Oh no, the actual ones who actually question the government are either hamstrung to hell because of government regulations, quietly sued or are already exiled.
>>68511041
That guy's a chink biblebro though
Singapore why can't you make better laksa and kueh chap
>>68509778
No, he'll judge you guilty because you should have known better than to leave your fucking bag in the open.
>>68511041
Radical malays? Do you consider Malays who view all non-Malays with contempt Radical? Not in a religious way, but in a racial way. I've seen my fair share of institutionalised racism by the malaysian government against chinese and indians.
>>68509925
>We're just the same police state as UK
ehehehehe
whatever helps you sleep at night in your third world shithole
>>68511260
Radical malays are just uncivilized barbarians. These mat rempit monkeys needs to die.
>>68511194
He's a Malay living in poverty. Think about it for a second.
>>68511362
So like...
half of the country?
>>68511424
Yes, the ones that live in the west part.
>>68511271
Same can be said to you, Ahmed
>>68511480
>Terrengganu, Pahang Kedah and Kelantan aren't full of kampung dwelling Islamic radicals
Topkek
>>68511596
I'm talking about West Malaysia as a whole.
>Check out Singapore in Google maps
>See this
SECRET NAZI CONFIRM
>>68511741
Funny that East Malaysia has the biggest reserves of natural resources but yet one of the poorest states.
>>68498905
I actually wish the chewing gums would be banned in our country.
This shit is all over the place, you can't walk anywhere around the bus stops and railroad stops without stepping on dried up chewing gum.
It's a cancer upon our cities.
>>68511987
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resource_curse
>>68511987
Sabah and Sarawak got cucked hard. I genuinely feel sorry for them. Most of the actual indigenous people there are just clueless.
>>68511987
Of course, once a colony always a colony even if you label them as part of your country.
But if you are a chink in West Malaysia, it's best you move there because you will feel more like human.
>>68511865
Uh-oh, they've found out.
>>68511495
can it really though? you are a literal robot. you are just a sheep.
>>68512231
At least they can move to Penang where it's actually habitable and not overrun with monkeys.
