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Is anyone else here getting legitimately sick of the Canadians?

At least the Australians were funny, the Canadians are flat out just fucking retarded and annoying. Sometimes they're even legitimate liberals. Most of the time they just shitpost the most idiotic unfunny garbage I've ever seen on this site.

I'm not even trolling right now and yes I'm mad. This is a PSA for you Canadians to stop being so fucking annoying.
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That's not very nice, bud.
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>>68485736
you know what, you americans are PIECES OF SHIT
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>>68485736
What the fuck is Timbits?

Legitimately not trolling, just wondering, since I've never heard of them. Are they like McDonald's?
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I find Canadian stereotypes and shit talking funny.

Have at it.
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>>68485873
>>68485972
Hats don't talk
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>>68485979
Donut holes.
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>>68485736
>Is anyone else here getting legitimately sick of the Canadians?

Yes.
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>>68485736
Annex pls
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I didn't even read your post, get fucked fucking fat cunt.
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>>68485972
WOAH
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>>68485873
I'm not you're buddy, guy.
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>>68485979
I think americans might call them donut holes? Basically round little balls of donut.
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>>68485736
Why do americans got to be so angry.

just calm down, theres no reason anyone from the greatest nation on earth should be so insecure
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>>68485736
sorry eh
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>>68485979
Use google amerifat and stop embarassing yourself.
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>>68485736
Canadian here sick of my own country. Please annex us Trump, I want to become an American citizen.
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>>68485972
What do you base this opinion on?
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>>68486097
ok then guy
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>>68485736
I was sick of Canadian faggots years ago.
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>>68485736
Yes, they annoy me more then terrorist attacks.
As you said, the Australians are at least funny.
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>>68486097
I don't mind being your buddy, guy.
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>>68485736
Hey man, dont blame an entire country for the actions of a few

#notallhosers
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>>68485979
It's a mix of different mini donuts
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>>68485736
don't pick on them, they're suicidal people and you might push them over the final edge
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>>68485979
>>68486053
>>68486110

Also, they're called Timbits because they're a menu item at Tim Horton's, a popular Canadian coffee and donut shop.
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can't handle the heat? stay out of the kitchen
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All the best Americans are Canadians

Norm Macdonald
Ted Cruz
Gavin McInnes
Stephen Crowder

The list goes on.
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>>68486244

Tim Hortons sells deep-fried estrogen-laced laxatives. Of course they're popular.
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Canadians are like that autistic younger brother that grew up in his big brothers shadow. The only way they get any attention is by being obnoxious and stubborn.
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>>68485736

I wish Quebec had its own flag here
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>Australians
>Funny

ayyy
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This thread is exactly what I'm talking about.

Not even funny or creative, just annoying like a bunch of 12 year olds on Xbox.
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>>68485736
Yes. And I say this as a Canadian myself. I hate my faggot cucked nation. The posters are weak, frail, beta, limp wristed submissive libcucks who hate themselves for being white and male. I fucking loathe and despise this fucking country.

I'm sorry, everyone else.
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>>68486434

Your ID pretty much looks like some Quebec shit

>LQEV
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Canadians are the most boring people on Earth. Just lame. Nice people though.
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>>68486389
>Lyin' Ted
>best anything
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>we anger americans
>they get so mad they come over to our country to beat us up
>they'll have to pay for accommodations and food while here
>we get to taste their sweet USD and raise our GDP
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>>68486434
This.
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>>68485736
canadians are just as insufferable irl as they are on /pol/.

conservative, liberal it doesn't matter, everyone here has terrible personalities and tries way too fucking hard to overcome their neurotic insecurity, especially when it comes to americans.

can't wait till i move, bye fags!
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Maybe there's a minority of Canadians that are extremely annoying and disproportionately loud which mask the chill, mild majority of Canadians.

I though Avril Lavigne was hot when I was in middle school.
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>>68486648
Reminder that this cunt is Canadian
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>>68486532
>>68486545
>>68486504

I thought this thread was to roast us Canucks. Blame us all you want but you're the ones dropping the ball here.

Come down on us harder, you slightly less socialist faggots.
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Look at this autistic nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERMexdODAvg
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>>68486216
Hey belgia, have you decided who you are yet? During roman times the Belgae claimed themselves to be Germanic because they found the people of Gaul (France) inferior. Is this still true to day?
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Agreed, now please fucking nuke Toronto and Vancouver
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>>68485736
I agree, they are trying too hard to get on strayas shitposting level, but end up being annoying libtards most of the time.
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>>68485736
man I could go for some timbits right now.
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>>68485972
Relax. OP just missed a dose of high fructose corn syrup and now he's grumpy.
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>>68486686

That's funny to me because she looks like a shaved beaver wearing glasses.
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>>68486244
>Tim Hortons
They have them in the northern US.
>Coffee is fucking nasty garbage - literally the worst welfare beans ever
>Donuts and hot items taste like fucking sewage covered in sugar or cheese.
>I'd rather eat at dunkin donuts, consistently meh is better than absolute trash tier
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>>68485736


The only funny Canadians are immigrants. Because we live in an abstract kind of hell. Native candians are litteraly brain dead weed lmaos. Weed is all they care about between ages 12- 30. And video games. And maybe hockey. That is it. The ones with an iq over 80 care about Bernie Sanders and American elections sometimes.
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>>68486648
>can't wait till i move
You better move somewhere other than the US.
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>>68485736

Ameribro, this country is filled with the worst kind of people.

There are some good ones, but the rest are fucking trash...hence dudeweedlmao
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I don't know what we're going to do with this country, chums. We're in bad shape. So much of the country is bluepilled. Canada's prosperity is working against itself... the high standard of living means a lot of upper middle class liberal types, which means a lot of votes for the Liberals and NDPs.

We need our own Trump or Farange, and to that one guy who keeps mentioning him, no, that is not O'Leary or whatever that guy's name is. We need a white, conservative, heterosexual, high energy candidate to fix Trudeau's mess.

k I feel better, I got this off my chest
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>>68486555
Nah we convert currency on our side before we cross over and drunk drive
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>>68486895

I wish I could move to the US, unfortunately some things will never happen.
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>>68486871
BOI YOU FUCKIN DID IT

NOT MY TIMMYS YOU FUCKING BURGER CUNT
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>>68486980

>Farage

Shit-tier, senpai. More like Jean-Marie Le Pen, Putin, or Orban
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>>68485736
Canadians have replaced Aussies as the biggest unironic shitposting faggots on this board, by far
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>>68486723
Noones trying to "roast" you redditor. You are just not funny at all.
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>>68485736
Just fucking nuke us already.
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>>68486532
Cuck

the season 18 simpsons of /pol/ humor

step it up tex
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>>68486871

B-but I am a typical Anglo-Canadian and my national identity is based entirely on my consumerist choices. Hockey Tim Hortons weed amirite?
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>>68486871

They used to actually not be too bad. They got bought out by Americans I believe and everything just started dropping in quality. I remember people being really pissy about it in the early 2000s.

It was always just slightly above 7 Eleven tier coffee but everything else used to be pretty decent.
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>>68485736
he mad xdxdxd
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>>68487031

I think Tim Hortons adds some female hormones into their coffee or someshit. All of Canada drinks that shit and they all get dumber and gay.
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>>68485851
>>68485736
American burgers are the worst.
You guys literally contribute no humour or wit to this board, and brag about muh guns and call everyone else chucks.

Well f_u-c-k u!
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Chewy for my niggas powda for the hoes
When they panties come down bitch anything goes
(x3)
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>>68485736
relax, friend
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>>68485736
>mfw I was literally going to create the same thread a couples hours ago
YES, Canadians are fucking cancer. I don't know if it's the same group of five or six mapleniggers, or if Canada is truly a horrifically unfunny nation of faggot pieces of shit, but it needs to stop. Australia at least shitposts with style and are funny.
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>>68486097
I'm not your guy, friend!
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>>68487251
>Australia at least shitposts with style and are funny.
citation needed
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I heard this is all Canadians.
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>>68486871
It went to shit when burger King bought them up.
. The lids are the biggest bull shit in Canada
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>>68485736
How about we fuck on?
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>>68486980

>white, conservative, heterosexual, high energy
>not O'Leary

Choose one
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>>68487051

You have the charisma of a damp rag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzTTPXtZRaQ
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>>68486042
Shut up Pants
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>>68487337
we are all low quality jpgs desu lol senpai nbd bro
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>>68487365

>Mongrelised Arab who only cares about money

Nice, so an Arab Harper? He's good on Shark Tank though
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>>68487181
Or alot of Canadians are raised sheltered by cuck parents and never have to face any kind of adversity so their opinions become warped.
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>>68485972
>>68486084
>>68486063
>>68486053
>>68486141
Stay true to the teachings of your great leader Canadacucks..
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>>68487388
nice dubs
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>>68487381

Korwin is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTe5YNHBQA
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>>68485736
What's up with all the butt-blasted Yankees? The only people who bitch about Canucks more than you are the pinecoons.
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>>68487137
>B-but I am a typical Anglo-Canadian and my national identity is based entirely on my consumerist choices. Hockey Tim Hortons weed amirite?

this is almost everyone here, burbs, cities, or th country. it's so sad.

>>68487139

tim hortons is still canadian, they just bought Burger King didn't they? anyways tim's coffeee is shitty. the only reason why people drink it is because they have no taste, tim's is everywhere, and above (muh canadian identity)

>>68487181
it isn't that they add hormones its that every faggot here cant handle black coffee and drink double doubles, its more milk and sugar than it is coffee
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>>68487488

trump will make your america great again friend no worries bud have a doubledouble on me
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>>68486555

This Canadian immigrant was posting on Facebook about how great Canada is and how you guys have higher minimum wage and free healthcare. So I told him your dollar has been on a steady decline for the past 4 years and is at an all time low. Then some other Canadian woman chimed in to tell me "it went up 10 cents in the past month, soon we'll be back on top!".

>>68486786

kek'd

>>68487251

It's like 12 year olds on Xbox live, that's the best way I can describe it. The past couple months have been unbearable.
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>all these canadians desperately trying to be nonchalant and funny
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Why do Germans think drafts make you sick?
Why do Americans eat koolickles?
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>>68485736
Agreed. Nuke Trudeau plz
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>>68487031
BRING IT KEKNADIAN

CROSS OVER FAGGOT, YOU'LL GET COFFEE-BOARDED WITH STARBUCKS (after we shoot you in the dick)
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>>68487535

Maybe, but Nigel is awesome. He's not perfect, and he's made some dumb mistakes, like being seen in public with and not spitting in the face of George Galloway, but he's the man for the job.

Also fuck this thread, I'm craving a decaf double double
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>>68487631
>these americans trying desperately to hold on to their failed empire
>smoke a blunt and have a double chocolate friend
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>>68487631
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>>68485736
>Canadians are flat out just fucking retarded and annoying

It's not even a meme.
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>>68486983
I don't think you know how economics work buddy
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>>68487354
lol even America owns all the Canadian brands.
Forever cucked
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>>68487597

Canadians love to talk shit about American nationalism until someone starts talking shit about Canada. Then they go full tard and start crying about gun control or some retarded shit.

Canadian welfare cases are what fucking ruin Canada.
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>>68487497
Thanks Germanbro
>Canada top, rock hard Canadian beaver tale
>America bottom, limp, flaccid Bernie presidential campaign
Checks out
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>>68485736
You gonna make me leave, faggot? I'll kick you off your rascal and you'll have a panic attack in the middle of walmart.
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>>68487730
I'M NOT SURE YOU CAN AFFORD ALL THAT TYRONE
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>>68485736
Nobody pretends to be Americuck when they travel
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>>68487757

>double chocolate

Christ, you're definitely a fat fuck.
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>>68486532
>"None of you are funny"
>"Dumb cucks"
>Frogposter

How very drôle. It's easy to spot the pussy-whipped southern Austrialians who leach off true Aussie banter. You act the part now, but once you go into your little faggot coffee shop you will virtue signal to every neo-liberal ideal espoused by your cunt friends.

Put your nuts in a vice and spare the human race from whatever ungodly mutations your brain developed.
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>>68485736
The whole fun is reveling in the hate. I don't know why but I find it so funny when people reply with DUDE or A FUCKING LEAF when I am doing my cuck roleplay, or sometimes they just launch an angry diatribe against our PM or just general name calling, I love it because I think the anger is real or maybe just a deep cover shitposter playing the same game.

Canadians are an attention deprived people, we'll take any we can get and /pol/ is one of the only places online that gives a fuck about us, even if its just to hate us.
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>>68487828
other way around BK HQ is registered in canada for tax purposes
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>>68487063
Aussies had class, a method to the shitposting madness. Plus bantz.

Canadians are just low energy, high autism
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>>68487916
relax bud
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>>68487881
This right here desu senpai
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>>68485972
KEK
E E
KEK
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>>68485736
sorry
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>>68486983
American education everybody.
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>>68486723
>Come down on us harder
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>>68488018

Maple dip all day, nigger
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>>68485736
If /pol/ could understand Dutch the Netherlands would be the next Australia.
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>>68487184
We aren't capable of great humor, but then again neither are canadians. We only exceedingly excel at at being based as fuck.
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I DEMAND MANIFEST DESTINY NORTHWARD. GOD WILLS IT.
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>>68488001
chill, friend. I'm sorry you feel that way. lets smoke a joint and split a poutine and hash it out no worries
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>>68488182
>dat fucking ID
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>>68488105

>want me to bring some real bantz
>heh got just the thing
>2005.gif
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>>68488142
>Less than 40% white
>Based
Pick only one
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All these red flags...lets make things happier uh. Heres some green to chill up the thread
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>>68488113
>>68487757
Rousettes, tabarnak.
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>>68488088
Don't feel sad, buddy. You can't help being Canadian, being lame is in your genes.
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>>68488230

who /4aLNta/ here
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oh :(
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>>68488113
like any burgers will know the joy that is a maple dip
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>>68488266
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>>68488266
send more coffee, friend
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>>68488322

I was replying to that double chocolate fuck.
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>>68487946

I'd say this.

I am always amazed whenever anyone recognizes Canada exists. Although a lot of the Reddit influence teams use Canadian proxies, I think.
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>this fucking thread
>these shitposts
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>>68487251
Its all easterners the ones that voted Trudeau. We westerners are ok. The easterners barely fucking work and we send them half our fucking incomes in taxes! And worst of all they make sure our votes don't fucking count for shit in elections!
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>>68488095
We follow the Canadian model.
Common core is a Canadian marxist scheme
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>americans will never know that feeling of eating ketchup or all dressed chips
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>>68486980
He doesn't even have to be heterosexual.

He can be a homo to make the lefties happy.

But we need a real white man in there.

>>68488432
This to be honest. BC and Alberta should secede and join America.
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>>68488432
>tfw you voted for Harps
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>>68488432
this
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>>68485736
Canada is trying too hard.
Somehow, their grotesque transformation has given them trolling powers that rival the Australians. They don't know what to do with it though. Australians tend to use their power to create bants and humor, but since Canadians are new to the game they think the point of trolling is to be as annoying as possible.
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>>68485972
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>>68487873
I CAN ON CANADIAN WELFARE, I'M A DUALIE.
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>>68485736
It's because flags have created a board culture in which shitposting is seen as a competition. This entire board encourages retardation.
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>>68488269
Not mine you ningnong

>dESSUCqu
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It's a fact that all bad shitposting comes from Quebec.
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>>68488495

Tbh this place should stop pretending to be a country and get annexed into America. It has far less claim to independance than Ukraine.
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>>68488495
lel BC voted liberal
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>>68488511
relax bud just lie back down and let it happen, you dont need to rationalize it friend
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>>68488511
I feel like this is pretty accurate
Australia was born in the bants, molded by it
they didn't see the shitposts until they were men
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>>68486653
I would go with this. The cunts are always the loudest. Also seems like dispraportionate amount of leafs are reddit crossposters. Pretty lame
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>>68488590

It's 3AM in Quebec right now
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>>68485972
Lol, its mad.
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>>68488432
east coaster here I make bank and feel same as you anon. Fuck trudeau.
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>>68488554

It's better this way because at least I can identify you and try my best to shrug it off, lest we'll end up like /b/
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why are Americans so narcissistic and arrogant?
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>>68488381
I would, but el niño is fucking us over. If rains don't start soon we'll have to ration the water.
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>>68488495
Secede yes join America hell no. Why would we leave one colonial master for another worse one? They have far more lazy welfare fucks to gibs monies to than we have easterners. Just ask California or Texas
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>>68487951
>Burger King, often abbreviated as BK, is an American global chain of hamburger fast food restaurants headquartered in unincorporated Miami-Dade County, Florida, United States.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King

Eat shit much with your Timho's cuckboy?
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>>68488753
The entire world is asking the same question
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>>68488716
east....coast? which part of the GTA is that?
otherwise why are you speaking
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>all those leafs confirming the OP is right

America-kun, I...
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>>68488717
Anyone who was here before pol harbor knows that /pol/ was better without flags. This board is literally just /int/ 2.0 at this point.
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>>68488786
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King

look at the parent company. This was a big deal for Canada. The news went on about it for years. It was like 1812 all over again.
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>>68488786
it's owned by a bigger Canuck company

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Brands_International
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>>68488761
don't get addicted to water, the real world needs you to plant and water those beans
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>>68488716
When a westerner refers to east he means more generally Ontario and Quebec. East coast is possibly more screwed over than BC and AB
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>>68488252
>yesterday it was 70%
>Today it's 40%

Fuck labatt blue
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>>68485736

sry this isnt ur private hugbox

maybe try stormfront or tumblr?
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>>68488805
There is nothing left to do but embrace your new shitposting legacy buddy guy
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>>68488495

BC voted Liberal and NDP, and is absolutely chock-full of chinks

Alberta, Sask, and maybe Manitoba should form a union with the Dakotas or something. Maybe annex a chunk of BC so we can run a pipeline/road to the ocean.


Not like ON and BC cucks would actually stop us, just need to make sure Injuns are the face of the movement

>oh well if you want to go yer own way it'd be racis' to stop ye, eh?
>yall have a good day now
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>>68488264
Red is the color of evil.
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>>68488495
Why would anyone want Alberta?

Those fucks half-ass a resource economy and get pissy when nobody wants to buy unprocessed materials. They don't do shit and it's cities are more boring than fucking Manitoba.

BC at least has a tech sector, film industry, and lumber production.
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yeah I imagine they are asian or muslim

they sound like smug teenagers
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>>68488786
stop being an idiot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Brands_International
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>>68488801
PEI I'm nice and low on the Snackbar bombing list. Don't have no busses, no trains, one airport where you need a step ladder to board a shitty plane.
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>>68488663
I still don't understand how it happened. It feels like it happened overnight.
You were just our nice northern neighbors with the hockey and the maple syrup and then you suddenly turned into dude weed and cucked tolerance and your trolling powers grew a hundredfold.
It feels like one of those universe shift things.
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>>68485736
another burgout
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>>68485736
They're redditfags using Canadian proxys. It's terrible default in some VPNs
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A

FUCKING

LEAF
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>>68488894
Demographics change quickly in Neo-Mexicafrica
I hear whites won't even exist in America after 2018
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>all these canadian replies re-affirming op's hatred of us
s-sorry burger-kun
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>>68489004
we were always like this, dude weed becoming PM just made it obvious
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>>68488958
Keep talking peasant province dweller
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>>68488994
you are irrelevant
(i want to move there and be safe and irrelevant too tho desu secretly)
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>>68488612
We've already culturally appropriated Poutine, best Poutine right here in NYC lads.
We even one up it - country fried gravy, bacon, and cheese my man
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>>68488888
Fucking check'd
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WEW WEW WEW
ATTENTION ATTENTION
CANADA HATE THREADS WERE CREATED BY AUSSIES IN ORDER TO PASS OFF THEIR SHITPOSTING TITLE ONTO US
WEW WEW WEW WEW
ASSUME ANYONE WHO POSTS A CANADA HATE THREAD OR SHITPOSTS USING A CANADIAN IP IS AN AUSSIE
WEW WEW WEW
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>>68488868

I like the flags.

It's better I think. Any redditor communist could raid this board and pose as a German for their twisted political purposes. Or some American company could hire a bunch of shills to pose as Germans/Australians/Brits to spread misinformation. At least the need for proxies make it slightly more difficult for the average shill and thus deter them to easier targets, I believe.
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>>68485736
yeah fuck the canadians just range ban the cunts
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>>68487337
Canadians are thumbnails?
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>>68488969
>>68488876

Sorry to dissapoint cucks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Brands_International

3G Capital is a American multibillion-dollar investment firm, founded in 2004

Berkshire Hathaway Inc. is American multinational conglomerate holding company headquartered in Omaha, Nebraska, United States.
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>>68487497
Kek
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>>68485736
I agree stupid canadians.
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We need a poo in the loo campaign to remove all the Canadians so Americans and Australians can rule /pol.
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>>68488876
>>68488969
Wow, it's official. Burger King IS the worst burger.
How could Canadians ever hope to understand the nuance and mastery that goes into making a burger?
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>>68489004
Nah, Canada has had that kind of thing brewing for a long time, after all we were founded as a multicultural mosaic buddy. But we weren't very important. What really happened what with our newfound attention we started becoming attention whores. We became a negative stereotype, especially after Turdeau, but not negative enough for us to leave, only to make us shitpost more, unlike India
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>>68488935
The voting districts got conveniently changed to keep ndp/liberal areas together in them. One riding on the AB border where I live the votes were so close they actually thought the conservatives won for a few hours. Gerrymandering at its finest
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>>68489148
Perfect. Innawoods and watch the world burn.
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>>68488994
A N N E O F G R E E N G A B L E S
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G
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>>68489004
we are all very passive aggressive
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>>68489250
>yeah fuck the canadians just range ban the cunts
Said the Aussie. Don't hate on the anglosphere you hoser
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>>68489371
Sigh... Been there too many times when friends and family visit. Fuck Anne. There isn't even a fucking bar there.
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You are all faggots
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>>68489267
oh well. not disappointed, it's par for course here. good thing we have oil amirite?
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>>68489267
Well shit I guess we all stand corrected, Canada was always a cuck and owns nothing
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>>68489343
got my box of surplus nuggets and ammo but nowhere to put them i dont have $500k to spend on a cottage in ontario :/
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Mods should make a rolling Canada sticky for containment purposes
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>>68488935
My local riding was conveniently changed and split in two to separate the whites into two different ridings instead of the one which it had been previously, and they added on some chinks from ACROSS THE FUCKING INLET, who you can't even reach without crossing other ridings.

Gerrymandering won BC for them.
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A FUCKING LEAF?
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>>68489304
A fucking leaf was pretty noice.

We need to find some obscure facet of Canadian culture and exploit it.

Do they fuck Moose?
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>>68489143
he's right, AB is like that fat virgin friend who finally gets a used up ex-whore gf and then starts mocking you for being single and even tries to give you relationship advice
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>>68489486
It's 2016, duh.
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>>68486871
McDonalds sells Tim Hortons coffee nowadays. Tim Hortons doesn't even cook their food anymore now.
Americans destroyed that restaurant.
Thank god McDonalds stepped up to the plate and bought the contract for their old coffee and they don't use frozen food like Timmies.

So yeah, if you want to know what Tim Hortons is actually like go to McDonalds.
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>>68489541
well done burgerbro
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>>68489500
Ayyyyyy
Property cheap here. Got 50 acres for $155
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>>68489459
>Canadians
>Anglo

If Canada is Angloshpere I'd rather we were Germanosphere or Niggersphere even
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>>68489531
The same thing happened here in Kootenays. Added Nelson and all the communist NDP areas together in my riding. Now we as an area that's usually ignored have to put up with being doubly ignored
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>>68489584
We burnt down our own white house

That's a good start
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Honestly I think this
>Candians are shitposters
meme is something being fabricated by Australians
Romanians used to be known as shitposters too, but it was later found out that this was just Aussies using unbanned Romanian proxies.
This all just seems very conspicuous...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4td08vT_fnA

>yfw Canada is Orwell's nightmare
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>>68489584
>>68489752
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>>68489655
Fuck that, Taco Bell is winning the fast food wars and they actually use Columbian beans
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>>68489723
envious, man. Get it while you can.
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>>68485736

Well, you're not wrong. I'd sooner cozy up with Australia than Canada. In all honesty, if Canada turned into a barren wasteland devoid of life, I wouldn't care at all. One can only hope they slowly die out.
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Canadians have all the shitpostingness of Australia with non of the humor
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>>68489728
Fug, you got me there Ameribro
t. Ching Chong Chang
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>>68489885
I don't think taco bell in canada even sells coffee. I had no idea they even had a breakfast menu haha
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>>68489888
Fucking right. It's still out there but getting scarce. Trudeau will fuck it right over soon. Call canadian tires in slow/poor areas and have it shipped. There still lots out there, just harder to find.
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>>68489910
We already are a barren wasteland devoid of life. Except for 100 miles north of the border. I know because i live up here... Its a great place to live because there are no people.
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>>68489728
¡Sí Señor!
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I just want to move to america and be a little freer than here.
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>United States: Niggers
>Austrialia: Worst abbos on the planet
>Canada: Chinks with cash

Take your pick.
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>>68489822
Jesus fucking christ that shit is worse than blashpemy laws.

Canada isn't american enough, It's time to fix that.
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Now that I think about it most of my friends are pretty fucking cynical and are only good at posting suicide memes and autism tier shitposts. We should just stick to what we're good at.
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>>68490088
>Mexicans
>Christian

>Muslims
>Muslim
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>>68490156
US: Slightly cuck gunlaws
CA: Very cuck gunlaws
AUS: NOGUNS
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>>68490274
>this shit is less shit than this shit therefore
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>>68489888
>>68490000
>those digits
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>implying I give a fuck what any of you retards think about me
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>>68490035
Taco bell is basically 24/7 in many places - they have breakfast tacos, breakfast burritos, coffee, iced and frosted coffee, they even have a muffin shell taco, potato bites.

Literally all Taco Bell has to do to win forever is to make a Mexican Burger and Fries
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>>68490323
I rest my case
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>>68488379
>warm beaches
>in fucking Canada
What are you smoking mate
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>>68490310
Guns in rural areas are like weed in BC

It's against the law to swing your guns around willy billy, but nobody cares.
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>>68490423
>frog posting in 2016
please kill yourself my man
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>>68485736

This so much. Sick of their unfunny shitposting. We need more Australians!
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>>68490503
Canada has no warm water ports. Thus Canada has no economy
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>>68488379
This makes me cringe so hard.
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>>68490423
You cared enough to tell us you don't care about what we think. So you must care to some extent, or you would have ignored the thread.
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>Canada
>Relevant

Wew lads
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>>68490592
What's the matter, heart rate increasing?
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