http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3505243/It-s-blessing-God-s-alive-American-Mormon-injured-brush-terrorism-Brussels-surviving-Boston-bombing-Paris-attacks.html#comments
Dont worry guys! Not a crisis actor OR falseflag! Just an unlucky kid! ha ha.
Trump is a fag
The Mormon conspiracy is real
>>68463067
Proof that God hates Mormons.
>>68463067
>dailymail
literally tabloid tier.
don't forget to read about how bigfoot is in a secret love triangle with Rosie O'Donnell and President Obama!
>>68463067
Are all those attacks a promo for the new Final Destination movie?
>>68463067
>alex jones
but seriously what kind of billionaire shadowy organization couldn't afford to hire a second fucking actor for their crises you imbecile
>>68465305
The Daily Mail could report that the sky was blue and the sun rose in the morning and you people would call bullshit on it.
>>68463067
Bulletproof underwear.
Why doesn't this guy get a hint and drop that counterfeit bible.
>>68463317
first post, best post.
>>68465678
well if this was real youd have to need a select few actors who keep their mouths shut or are brainwashed puppets that only speak when you command them to
>more than 7 billion people in the world
>if even 1 is incredibly unlucky it's a "conspiracy"
And yes, something like this happening probably is something like a billion to one, but that's my whole point.
>>68463067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujo7V9m0gk
>>68467107
there are 7 billion people on this planet.
theres plenty of people to brainwash.
Put that nigga in the front lines, he's the next Joan of Arc.
>>68463067
Wow, what shit luck. He's our modern day Tsutomu Yamaguchi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi
Makes you wonder who had the worst luck: Mason Wells or Tsutomu Yamaguchi? Props to Wells for not developing a phobia for travel after his 2nd terrorist experience.
>>68468688
>He returned to Nagasaki the following day, and despite his wounds, he returned to work on August 9, the day of the second atomic bombing. That morning he was telling his supervisor how one bomb had destroyed the city, to which his supervisor told him that he was crazy, and at that moment the Nagasaki bomb detonated.
Sounds like something would of an offensive cheesy sitcom.
Intresding
>>68468268
black person pls go
>>68463067
Crisis actor or the most culturally enriched man of the decade?
>>68468892
>Uh Ro not again.
>cue laugh track
>>68469580
he was serving a mission in france and had to travel to belgium for his mission.
he's from utah and ran marathons for fun, so it's all crap luck
If anyone cares about the other mormons:
http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/mormon-missionaries-injured-belgium-explosion