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http://global.thermonuclearwar.org
Pol you disappointed me last time.
nuke ted cruz states
>>68463014
gg straya
>>68464405
>israel
>>68463014
Why the hate.
Also most of those nukes are hitting desert
>>68463014
>three nukes in tassie
for what fucking purpose
>>68463014
lol, Roofags are getting assblasted by russia
>>68464791
Have to kill your murderous wildlife too.
we are fed up with strayans
>>68464972
you love us mate dont kid yourself
>>68463014
>more nukes on Joburg and Durban than fucking Commie Town
Disgusting
what is this? never seen this before
>>68465163
confirmed
Summoning POO IN LOO
>>68463014
what a load of bullshit, there is no nukes
>>68465292
This
>/pol/
What the fuck man. NZ just started nuking everyone except Australia. Then Adelaide starting nuking the rest of Australia.
>>68465630
That was all me
>>68463014
God damn mad men bombing Antarctica.
YOU'LL DOOM US ALL
>Based Russia cleansing the niggers.
>>68463014
One of the first locations that was bombed was a National Park in the Central African Republic. Why?
>burgerland absolutely btfo
>>68466082
to take out their president
>>68466109
No one hit poo in loo yet
>>68466109
POO IN LOO
>>68463014
New Zealand will never be nuked. It is the last refuge of mankind (other than some parts of canada and iceland)
>>68466435
Poo in loo is hit
>>68464972
>implying that will stop the shitposting
Newfies bringing the heat. Eh?
I fucked Peru because of this 18 year old cunt I was fucking for a few months.
>>68463014
>http://global.thermonuclearwar.org
I find it entirely to hard to draw a cock on this
POO IN LOO are getting fucked up now
>>68463014
Who nuked Armania?
>>68465630
https://youtu.be/v0ydKPRxku8
>>68465868
gotta get rid of that hippy seed bank
>>68466853
I just wront "nigger" between south america and Africa.
Let me know how it turns out.
>>68463014
All nukes aimed at Turkey
roaches btfo
>>68466977
The hippy seed bank was made to help recover from nuclear war.
built a nuclear wall
>>68467265
gotta finish what we started lmao
>>68463014
hahahah at least I'll die after I see those fags in Melbourne die a painful death.
I could die in piece that way.
>>68467392
>in piece
I think you mean "in many pieces"
>>68467481
Either or as long as I see Melbourne die I'm happy.
>>68463014
>half of nukes in the middle of the desert where only a dozen rock apes live
>>68463014
>mfw I see the swastika
Who the fuck nuked the gulf
whoever's nuking the amazon rainforest must really hate toucans or something
>>68467351
I don't want to live in the world of a box office bomb! I want to live in a world of good vidya like S.T,A.L.K.E.R or the first two Fallouts!
>>68466693
The radiation would only evolve you guys
One of you is posting from UTD, University of Texas Dallas. We need to have a beer.
>FUCKING CHAD
Fuck australia desu
all nukes launched at Perthfag
>>68468049
>i cant even see where i live because of all the red
thx guys
>>68468049
Might have been me, but wrong dorm
>>68468049
Richardson fag
>>68466158
Holy shit underrated post as fuck
>nobody nuking japan
>>68466109
My decision to become a Hindu was a missed steak.
Bow down to the mighty Empire of Perth. We have set up on you the bomb. All your base are belong to us. Hahahaha
>>68468197
You don't know where you live? Do you need us to send help?
If you did, how would we know where to send the help
good on whoever did this
>>68463014
STAY FUCKED KIWIKUCKS
>>68468642
she looks very proud. i wish to have a love like that one day.
>>68469021
What do you have against New Zealand and Melbourne?
>>68469021
Fuck Melbourne you're welcome.
one from the other night
Rip Hiroshima
>>68463014
Who the fuck would nuke the northern territories?
>>68463014
>NOT A SINGLE NUKE POINTED AT NOVA SCOTIA
S A F E
A
F
E
Why does my location come up as Moscow?
>>68463014
>vicksburg, MS gets hit dead on with a nuke
well what did i ever do to you? i guess i was shitposting too hard
>>68463014
anyone ever zoomed in to themselves?
this is showing your actual home location
>>68469417
It wasn't nuked enough. You can NEVER nuke Hiroshima enough.
>>68469760
Pretty inaccurate.
>>68469928
was dead on for me
>all this heat directed at Based Brisbane
shame on you cunts
>>68463014
North Korea was going crazy last time.
>>68468989
mountain view, california
What the fuck happened to zimbabwe
Why just them
>>68469981
tonight. you.
>>68469407
kek
>>68469760
>>68469981
>>68469928
anyone else want to zoom in on themselves to see? nukes were coming from this exact address, this shit is fucked. have fun getting doxxed as /pol/ users biased towards XX nations
what button do you press to fire nukes..?
Aut-stin is a cancer upon based Texas. It needs to die a painful death.
can someone give me a brief rundown on this?
are we all playing together?
>>68470718
you click on whatever nation after allowing the website to know your home address so that nukes can be represented by red lines going towards whatever nation you choose
>>68470614
>nukes were coming from this exact address, this shit is fucked. have fun getting doxxed as /pol/ users biased towards XX nations
>>68470614
Just spam nukes on your bubble and none will be avaible to see it
>>68470614
>>68470584
sup cunts
>>68464972
Looks like you got Wanganui and Hamilton, two of our shittest towns, thanks m8
Not sure about the one in the middle of the ocean
>>68470877
except the people behind the website
not to mention it would take basically all your "nukes" (finite amount before some disappear to allow new ones) to basically just make yourself a giant red dot
kek
i keep trying to make a swastika but it wont work
>>68471040
Im long gone buddy, though whoever that is will probably not be playing anymore kek
just a reminder for anyone new playing this
it gives your home location
its basically a pretty effective datamining operation that has been running on /pol/ under the radar for quite a while
>>68471269
hahahaha, nah cunt, i think im safe
>>68471509
so long as you're aware mate
>>68471269
Except it's off by 12 miles. Thanks Time Warner.
>>68471269
It's not even close to my location.
>>68471509
>>68471601
strayan cunts
>>68471610
>>68471603
Was down to the specific house and street for me, dont know what that means other than there will be some users that also have their home correctly identified
>>68463014
Lol all that love from sweden
>>68471816
you probably live next to an exchange.
>>68463014
>You need to relax. This is why you get worked-up.
>Come watch Netflix with me..?
>>68471951
mine think i'm in Colorado. Wrong state.
>>68470700
>Texas
>only pol user from there
My camo continues
>no nukes on Singapore
Wewlad
>>68472098
Yeah it's all wrong tonight for some reason, it was working the other night though. Pyongyang was going crazy.
All of these nukes went from Pyongyang to Nevada.
ALL BATTERIES FIRE ON ISRAEL
>that one ruskie who really hates niggeragua
i figured everyone would be bombing Cuba
what gives?
also
>seeing them fly over portugal
sweating profusely
>>68471951
nah mate middle of some residential wankfest, either way it was the actual house location, not near or anything. For those that dont show up as a real location, guess the fun is all yours to be had
just a warning for new players
it may show your home address to 100% accuracy
this may constitute a datamining operation
or it might just be a retarded design
but the prospect of people taking notice of where racist bigoted /pol/ users live and what nations they are biased against is all too real in this age of sjw cancer
no fun allowed for the guy making his swatsika in the South Pacific
t. Brisbane
Bomb Peru
stay mad south cucks
>>68472503
It's not datamining, it just uses your IP address geolocated with Google maps, aka something literally every website can see
>>68463014
Who Lynbrook NY?
>>68472122
Couldnt you have at least went to UTD? Austin is a fucking lib shithole.
FUGG YUO CHILE
I know where you live kid
>>68472729
just moved here. pay was nicer then florida.
Also my swastika is being ruined by niggers. go figure
>use webproxy
>don't get bombed
wew
>>68472647
the difference being this shows any one else playing a line going back to your location
which for some is apparently located at an ISP or the like
but for others, like me, is located directly at the address of my home, basically acting as a beacon saying "look, this /pol/ user that lives in this street at this house is sending a whole bunch of nukes to XX country"
would rather not have my house highlighted like that
>>68463014
>Absolutely no nukes in Minnesota
>Wis gets nuked twice
ayy lmao fucking cheese-headed hicks
>>68472894
>proxy
broblem solved
>>68469326
It's New Zealand and Melbourne, what part are you struggling with?
>be Montana
>get nuked
At least they blew up cuck central.
>>68463014
Goodbye Iceland
>>68465163
Kek
OI, GET BACK TO WORK, YOU LAZY FUCK
how do i send out a nuke?
>>68473534
you allow the website to track your location, which might be as accurate as your street and house location
then you click on whatever country you would like to send a red line to which represents a nuke.
is this game slow as shit for anyone else?
>>68473708
whenever i click it just makes like i'm grabbing the map?
>>68463014
>Adelaide the only city not decimated.
Missed me m8
>>68463014
Also, goodbye Peru
Everybody loves Costa Rica
>>68473886
your comp might be a little slow for all the action
are you clicking and holding? or just clicking
im fuckin up greenland
>>68473935
Think again faggot
friendly thread reminder for all new players
this might give your home location, outing you as a /pol/ user to any keen eyes ;)
>>68473886
You'll probably need to use another browser or update your current one.
>>68474071
it probably is too slow lol. yeah i'm just clicking
how is that site working?
>>68474178
try zooming in more
>>68463014
No Olympics for you Brazil.
CLEAN SLUMS
How am I the only one hitting Mecca? STEP IT UP.
Just watched the entire north coast of Somalia get wiped out in a single glorious line of hellfire
What's the number in the top right
>>68474503
The amount of players.
>>68474171
Fucking Malaysia
Meanwhile in Aussieland
the end is nigh
brisbane reporting in
>phillipines, new zealand and peru are all big nuclear powers
Who the fuck made this website?
>>68463014
>go on site
>find out where all you retards live
lol
>>68474614
then you cant play
can only play if you dont block, but give location
I have to go. Someone continue Estonia for me.
>>68474831
Not true, check Rio getting BTFO. See that thick red line? That's me.
Fuck you Brazil
CLEAN SLUMS
How do I send nukes out?
never change, /pol/
>>68474831
If you don't let it use your location your nukes come from the middle of Colorado, at least mine do.
>>68474781
We have some nukes that only a select people know
>>68474975
why are people nuking são paulo and the south
>>68465656
mfw i was adelaide nuking us, then /pol/ decided to fuck our shit up.
>>68475046
That was all me. I got bored of saturating Commiefornia.
>>68475069
NORAD is in Colorado Springs Anon......
>>68475235
CLEAN SLUMS
>>68475046
>he has opsgear on his tab to look cool
Who the fuck is in Antarctica?
>>68475069
doesnt work for me, just stays greyed and allows me to watch but wont accept my clicks for nukes
when allowing location its not greyed out and the cursor turns to the crosshair / hand
>>68463014
?????
DELETE THIS
feels good man
You tried anon, you really tried
Nice house, mate. You know who you are.
>>68475934
I'm OK with this.
>>68463014
how do you even make red lines. kill yourself OP. fucking gay thread you dont even say how to make it go
>>68476196
holy shit thats nice
>>68476196
that is a nice place, damn
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
>>68476595
>>68476319
Ausfelons salivating over standard lower-middle income american home lmao
Fuck yeah, my state is extremely low risk for nuke targeting.
For some reason I am firing from Moscow?
>>68477628
For the glory of the Union, tovarishch.
im trying hard
>>68477290
you dont understand nigger
large expanses of property are not the norm here
but yes, that is nice
>>68468016
Well congratulations, you just made radioactive super shitposters.
>Someone nuked Brussels off the face of the earth
That's not funny anon
>>68477836
y they go so fucking high
NEVER FORGET, AMERICAN DOG
>>68478066
Oops looks like we did it again
Oooh, another well-off /pol/ user.
>>68478047
what
>>68463014
You've shitpost for the last time, straya
>>68478297
>Toyota Prius
I hate you
>>68464972
>>68463014
>Missing Melbourne
>ISHYGDDT
>>68478297
oh boy find me
>>68478066
we're stopping the anime posting at the source
>>68478297
I think you mean their parents lol
>>68464972
SO LONG GAYSTRALIA
You shitposted one too many times Australia.
>>68478066
TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAYY
>>68480335
>that butthurt indian
kek
>>68476266
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>68464972
>ignoring melbourne
we are still at 90% shitposting capacity
>little to no nukes in Saudi Arabia
I am disappointed /pol/
>>68481611
We're going to kill you with love. and nukes.
Fuck Utah desu
Look out Belgium, gonna get those terrorists that got away
>>68482168
fuckin traitors, good riddance
Someone from the west coast sure does hate Florida.
are you even trying, /pol/?
>>68464791
We are just having a laugh.
....for the last 50 years
https://youtu.be/_f_p0CgPeyA
seriously though, Australa is is a joke, not really though, Anglo-sphere for life, 5 eyes, and we need you in the future china wars, also you'll still a joke
>Nuking the no. 1 provider of Uranium.
get ready L.A., they're comin in hot :^)
mexcio must be glassed
Why would fuckin norway bomb the outback
>>68464791
Take a good look.
Most of those nukes are coming from pissy cucky fucking Sweden.
So we are obviously doing something right
>>68464405
>>68464791
>>68465656
>>68469981
>>68470042
>>68483416
>>68483223
>>68482737
>>68482681
Enjoy your pizzas cunts :)
>>68463014
Who is the based SpainBro, blowing the brazilian """"""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""
out?
also
CLEAN SLUMS
BUILD A WALL
>>68483601
is that adam jensen
>>68483519
>implying its not a proxy
top kek m9
what kind did you get?
Stop nuking Pittsburgh.
It is mine to nuke!
>>68483601
>spainbro
its alberto barbossa
>>68483802
kek. supreme no pineapple with extra olives
Pissing blood on the jews.
>>68483877
nice ID bro, why dont you go hunt some pussy
>>68484232
>>68484210
you know what to do
also shit taste desu
>>68484297
Pittsburgh must die!
>>68463014
I like how almost nobody is nuking America. Except that America is busy nuking itself and everyone else on the East Coast. HAHAHAHA. God bless you America.
>>68474103
>Queenslanders still alive
Probably should have killed me tbqh
>sweden is completely saturated with nukes
EAST COAST BTFO
Australia is the country you nuke between commercial breaks.
>>68482681
Is Mt. Calm as calm as they say?
>>68463014
Yes. Yes! YES!!!
:DDDDDDD
>>68485426
KEK
>>68485290
>mainland europe unnuked
those rapefugees arent going to kill themselves!
We should finish what EBOLA-Chan began.
Everyone nuke africa until there is nothing but red.
>>68485426
are you that guy close to SAIT?
zoom out all the way and click outside the map beyond the poles to get giant circles
I don't understand this attack pattern at all.
>>68485976
SoCal here I fucked mexico up tbqh
>>68463014
Finished.
>>68486088
you dun good, senpai.
We should launch all our nukes at Australia at midnight
>>68486003
Somebody just really wanted to destroy Mongolia in general, I guess.
The next President really needs to nuke the shape of the swastika into the middle east. So you can see it from space.
Nuked all of France and Brasil, self-nuked Weymouth, MA.
Sacramento bro here, I took care of california.
wew
Greenland has become too powerful. It must be destroyed.
Hey, Garth & Maple, eat nuke, fuckass!
indianafags report in
Sweden lol
>tfw finally able to nuke Toronto
noice
colorado btfo
>>68487777
woah dude
I don't get it, all I did was nuke Israel and now my whole country is radioactive.
fuck utah
Normies btfo
>>68489938
Mine are the nukes out of Brisbane bound for Chad.
Aus getting BTFO
>>68465285
Left to be overrun by the wastelanders of the now nuked north.
A fitting slow demise to the delusional district
Stop wasting nukes on Perth
Who is nuking Florida?
Stop nuking me you portland hipsterfaggot
>>68491633
Fuck off I hate it here I can't help it
>>68491633
that was me
>>68491585
Backwards you tard
GOODBYE STRAYA
FROM HAWAII WITH LOVE
>>68491581
is it coming from the border?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP NUKING STRAYA
Argentina just fucked up.
Utah sends its regards Africa.
t. Joseph Smith
Americunts and Anglos stop nuking each other.
You're welcome, Brazil
fun game
>>68463014
Why such a large group of nukes on Tasmania? Do people actually live there??
>>68492824
Let's finish what we started
>>68463810
Canada?
>>68492879
Not anymore.
Keep up the good work boys. That'll show them strayans.
Lmao, Utah getting lit up for cruz voting, watch the atlantic ocean lads
Nuked Pub of Ireland, Scotland and Austin
>>68493017
Stop it cunt
>>68463014
>no one nuk taiwan the shiet out
you wankers never point the thing on right target.
nice wall guys
FUCK PENGUINS!!!
>>68463014
fucking roaches
>>68463014
>http://global.thermonuclearwar.org
how do i play?
>>68493673
click on Washington DC to start
lol, no one nukes africa because there is no point.
Why you guys be bombing Europe tho?
Stop nuking cologne, reeeeee
>>68493921
OK, we aim for Dresden, come on brit bros, lets do it like the old days.
who the fuck is bombing austria ?
>>68493885
I bombed agincourt
France belongs to English kings
>>68463014
These bombs are YUUGGE let me tell you folks
>mfw my script can launch 30 nukes a second
The Glorius Washington-Utah war shall leave no survivors.
>>68494964
>script
fuck off back to r eddit python cuk
BUILD WALL!!!!!
>join
>england gets bombed to fuck
Yeah fuck you too
>>68495906
sorry m8, i suggested that we bomb Dresden, like the old days.
AUSTRALIA,
Goodnight sweet prince, (current year)
