Hello pol, I am going to explain here briefly what is going on at Brazil right now. It is a happening of large scales for South America because populism is starting to fail spontaneously for the first time.
>commie left-wing party "PT" governs Brazil since over one decade
>led the economy to shit
>enslaved the poor community by giving them small amounts of resources/money instead of jobs thus making them depend on the government and creating a brainwashed loyal population to them
>most likely the most corrupt government ever seen in humanity, they steal billions on a yearly basis
>fast forward to 2014
>Brazilian oil company, Petrobras, goes to shit
>they find out that extremely huge portions of money were deviated from Petrobras to unknown destinies
>it's a fucking huge corruption ring
>an operation to uncover all that shit is created, "Operação Lava Jato" (Operation Jet Wash)
>they end up finding dozens upon dozens of corrupt politicians with this shit
>fast forward to 2016
>they finally find evidence that our ex-president, Lula, our current president, Dilma, and the most iconic politician of the "opposition", Aécio Neves, are too involved
>Lula is the most screwed of them and is also apparently the fucking leader of the entire thing
>they got all evidence and are about to judge Lula and send him to prison
>our president, Dilma, immediately nominates Lula to be a minister, thus giving him the right to only be judged by a privileged court, the Federal Supreme Court
>the Supreme Court is corrupt as fuck and 85% of them are commies planted by PT
>based powerful judge cancels that, Lula is not a minister anymore
>government appeals and wins, Lula is minister again
>based powerful judge fucks them over and Lula is not a minister anymore
>government appeals again
>actually loses
>it's all going well
>suddenly the Supreme Court fucks him over and orders the based judge to transfer the case to the Supreme Court just like that
>now everyone is angry pic related
>brazil
Stream link to huehue monkey chimpout?
>>68458235
K... KEEP ME POSTED
Chora coxinhas. Lula 2018!
Keep me posted.
>>68458235
wild
what's it feel like OP
>>68458235
B-b-but I though communists are anti-corruptions :(
>>68458235
>unknown destinies
Predestination BTFO
>>68458235
go get em huehuahuahuehue
>>68458960
Que motivos você tem pra defender um criminoso? Eu realmente quero saber.
O cara está te estuprando, roubando seu dinheiro, e você ainda sim apoia ele?
>>68459027
Fucking awful because people like the guy I am replying to literally supports PT and Lula, they are part of the brainwashed community
>>68458960
bait fraca,
HUEMONKEY MAIDAN
kek only 5 replies
no one care about your country
>>68458235
Post the based diputao palhaso who is the only one that didn't take the money
>>68458235
I feel very, very bad for people like that based judge who are clearly trying to do the right thing and are surrounded by self-serving assholes.
>>68458960
Muito óbvio
>>68459027
Feels good to be relevant
No one gives a shit about brazil
>>68459263
How do you say "bait" em portgues?
>>68458235
It still amazes me that we've seen left-populism literally destroy 4 countries (Argentina, Brazil, Spain and Greece) and yet Berniefags want to give it another shot here. They will literally drag every country to hell by the time they're finished.
Anyway, I hope that Brazil gets a Reaginte neoliberal like Argentina and Italy did recently so they can turn their country around.
>>68459290
I see you woke up from your coma. I'm happy you're fine
Also,
>>68459408
FUCKING
>>68459408
DUDE WHERE'S YOUR LEAF LMAO
>>68458235
Sergio Moro sounds like a based fucking hero. Has he done anything else like this?
>>68459438
literal translation: Isca
brazilian chanspeak: Pescaria
>>68459297
You mean Tiririca (pic related)?
This guy is proof that democracy doesn't work. He was >literally< a clown that didn't know how to read, running for congressman/deputy/ whatever the fuck is the English term for it (translators show "deputy" which is not quite it)
His catchphrase was literally "I don't know what a deputy does, but if I become one I will find out and I will tell you all" and he received over 500.000 votes being the deputy elected with the most votes ever before
Antonio de Orleans e Bragança, prince of Brazil, is on the move to retake the country.
Monarchy will rise again!
>>68458235
bro, the muslims hit brussels today. nobody gives a fuck about south mexico.
>>68458235
Do what you have to, huehues. Make it count.
>>68459607
I think deputado is equivalent to congressman
>>68458235
Are you going to acquire guns, readabout American thinking on natural law and negative rights, and fix things?
Or will you demand that dishonest politicians be replaced by slightly different dishonest politicians?
That is the only question.
>>68459607
But he didn't take the bribes, right? Isn't that proof that democracy kinda works?
>>68459577
Nao tomes la pescaria
Sorry for the Portuñol, best I can do.
>>68459487
Reaganite*
Autocorrect butchered that one
>>68458235
>suddenly the Supreme Court fucks him over and orders the based judge to transfer the case to the Supreme Court just like that
So the corrupt socialists have won then? is public opinion not evenly split on this because of all the poor people who don't want to lose those handouts?
>>68459776
>Sorry for the Portuñol, best I can do.
You're doing fine
>>68459607
This probably proves that it was a good thing America spent decades only allowing landowners to vote originally.
>>68459776
Yeah, he didn't take the bribes, and he is actually one of the best deputies/congressmen we ever had. His projects are great, he actually appears at the reunions (nearly no other deputy does) and he isn't corrupt.
My point is, there was no way anyone would know it'd be like this. They voted for a literal clown that didn't know how to read just because he was funny. A clown whose catchphrase was "I have no idea what a deputy does" and "It can't get worse than this".
Question:
Why does Portuguese nickname end in -ho (Toquinho, Ronaldinho, Ayyhuehueho)?
What does it mean? Is it an empty term of endearment?
>>68459830
Government dependency is a powerful control mechanism.
>guys just trust the government
I may not agree with your way of life ebrbrbrbrbrbr
But I wish you the best of luck none the less, no one deserves a corrupt government destroying a country for their own selfish gains.
>>68460020
Diminutive suffix.
>>68460081
>no one deserves a corrupt government destroying a country for their own selfish gains.
You sure know how we're feeling, no banter this time. I feel bad for both your and our government
>>68459977
>Mexico
>putting the PUTA in diPUTAda
Best diputada tbhonesto
>>68459830
Accordingly to the data, 94% of the population wants to remove PT. It's not even close to being evenly split.
The problem is that even with those numbers, we can't do anything because
>muh rights
>muh law
>no violence please
>peaceful protests only :^)
Which always result in nothing other than our president mocking the protesters by saying "Oh I love how the Brazilians have criticism and react when things aren't going their way!". This is a fucking joke
>>68460020
this >>68460182
it's like "little this, little that", etc
>>68460182
>Diminutive suffix
So, Ronaldinho just means little/young Ronald/o?
>>68459290
fuck off i care
reminder that all canucks are carl cucks and shills
So what will be the most probable outcome of all of this?
Will you guys make that based judge the president?
>>68460451
Yeah, just like your name means cuckinho
>>68458235
How long until based judge "disappears".
>>68458235
One by one ours corrupt lefties south american populists governments are going down. The problem is, opposition is almost the same and people over here are really close cousins of monkeys. It's a genetic thing.There is no hope for us.
>>68460451
Yes, but it doesn't necessarily mean he is small or young. It is mostly, as you said, an endearment term.
>>68460545
>cuckinho
kek, we should call germans like that
Brazil has a government?
>2016
>not promoting the return of monarchy to fix the country
>>68459553
Not to this scale, but previous he also got in a case where he got 97 dudes from a smaller corruption scandal on the Banestado (a estate bank) and some other ones.
He basically went from fighting a couple of goons in the starting level to the last boss of the game if you put in perspective who he's prosecuting now.
I hope they don't murder Moro-senpai like they usually do with whoever tries to fight their ring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0&feature=youtu.be
>>68460684
Barely
Summer Olympics cancelled?
>>68458235
>The Olympics are in this country in August
>>68460812
Not yet unfortunately
>>68460812
No way man, how else are we going to spread zika?
>>68460737
No joke, I would watch an anime/movie about Moro and Operation Lava Jato
I used to think Brazilians were the most obnoxious people on the planet, then I saw how fucked up Argentina and Uruguay are.
Honestly, I'm coming around on Brazil, it must be rough to live next to such shitty neighbors.
Revolution soon huefriends?
>>68460737
>I hope they don't murder Moro-senpai like they usually do with whoever tries to fight their ring.
Who was murdered by the reds?
>>68460812
Hopefully soon
>>68460547
They don't need to make him disappear. They will probably try him and send him to jail for breaking the law.
He actually used a scumbag, unlawful move to wiretap Lula's phone. They found an extremely incriminating conversation between him and our president Dilma, and then the conversation "accidentally" leaked to the public. The government is trying to eat his ass because of that.
>we never elected Eneas
It hurts.
>>68460465
>tfw even monkeys ignore you
>>68460601
Ohh it's you again, Fuck off. My country is slowly but surely getting better and yours is too.
I want to buy a pistol, a cheap one with support to a silencer, idc its illegal, i want prices, also, we need mercenaries here.
>>68461065
We wish, people bitch too much about the military tho
>>68461184
B L A N C O
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>>68461267
Are the military corrupt too?
how bad is it really, I have a lot of friends in São Paulo should I be wishing them well? They're pretty successful and educated are they gonna get torn apart by proles in some coming shitstorm?
>>68461155
>So what will be the most probable outcome of all of this?
Probably impeachment, if this fails, civil war
>will you guys make the based judge president
Hmm, i don't think so
>>68461136
Not really our fault, that guy might have been one of the brightest minds we ever contemplated, but he had no idea how to run for president.
His campaign would scare kids and even adults with all the yelling and aggressive tone. During debates, no one would have a single idea what he was talking about because his language and vocabulary was way too sophisticated.
>>68460990
Kek. There's a reason most Southern Brazilians would absolutely rather build up a wall with the rest of their country than with ours.
>>68461155
Don't worry my Paki friend, I won't ignore you
Most probable income is Dilma impeached, Lula and his minions behind bars
Temer or Aecio president
>>68460990
I'm not saying Uruguay is not in a shitty situation, but I thought international propaganda makes us look good. So why do you think that and where do yo>>68461184
u get the info?
>>68460545
and yours cockinho
>>68461353
No, but we had bad times with them, people are afraid of them, shit was back in 60's till 80's, the militsry "dictatorship"
>>68461081
This guy was murdered because he was denouncing politicians in his region and it's not the first one to go.
I recon they wouldn't do that to a figure like Moro but they do kill people who find out about the shit they do.
>>68461360
If shit hits the fan, your friends will probably flee to the follwing countries/continents: Australia, USA or Europe
>>68461519
>DoMONOicano
so to summarize, Brazil is exactly as corrupt as everybody thinks
alright thats it I'm grabbing my gun and going down there to extract mulher melancia
thats all i care about down there
>>68461301
checks Id
K,me2cuck :P
>>68461360
That depends on whether they are going to the protests or not. Some commies have been getting beaten up during protests, but the commie protestants have been waving scythes around. Both sides are getting aggressive as it goes.
A note on the commie protests: We found recently that they were PAID to go to the protests, and that they served sandwiches to everyone that was protesting at the spot. Even then they only managed to get around 100.000 people (compared to the 2 ~ 3 millions of anti-commies protesters). It's ridiculous
>>68461353
Not that much but we had a bunch of military dictatorships already so people kind of mistrust them.
>>68461208
There are gun stores in Paraguay
>>68461184
Again? I Just posted here. Anyway, you really think Uruguay is getting better?
>>68461882
Prices faggot, I specified all my shit.
This is part of the end of the broader latter day leftist movement in Latin America. Cuba is playing baseball with Obama. Evo can't become king for life. Venezuela and Brazil are taking a total shit.
I still have a lot of hope for the region. More hope than I have for Europe. Just think about how much better it is almost everywhere than in 1980.
>>68461360
>são paulo
if shit really gets violent, that city will implode.
>>68461649
Nope, its way worse.
>>68461353
>>68461561
>>68461789
Plus they've been blady treated by the current gorvernment. Low wages, no supplies, and general "fuck this, we dont need army" attitude. A few years ago they went on the news saying that Brazil had ammo for less than one hour of war.
>>68462053
Buy "cold guns" from drug lords, then. It's literally your only option.
>>68459290
>canada
>relevant outside your meme tier PM
>>68458235
Just finished watching "Narcos" on netflix, is that guy still trying to run for president of Brazil?
>>68462213
How?
>>68462454
Are you for serious? Is the public education affecting your brain? How the fuck does one mistake Colombia for Brazil?
>>68462213
>cold guns
what does cold gun mean?
>>68462201
>Plus they've been blady treated by the current gorvernment. Low wages, no supplies, and general "fuck this, we dont need army" attitude. A few years ago they went on the news saying that Brazil had ammo for less than one hour of war.
Exactly, they have been demoralizing the military to a point that no one respects them anymore when, just 30 years ago, no one would dare look at them funny
>>68459504
LOO
Good riddance. We need a happening in Latin America already.
>>68462615
the opposite of traced
t. Eric Holder
>>68462456
I don't know, do you have any contacts? Do you know someone who buy drugs constantly?
Even cops can help you with that, especially MPs.
>>68462615
cold gun = arma fria, wich means guns bought illegally
>>68462636
So then wouldn't the military support any move by the public to overthrow the current government?
>>68458235
Honestly I hate brazil, the people, the memes, the flag. But I hope you guys pull Lola out of his/her hiding hole and burn him alive.
>>68462454
Isn't "Narcos' about Colombia? The fuck?
The only relevant presidential candidates for 2018 would be Lula, Aécio and Bolsonaro. As I said at the initial post, Lula and Aécio are likely to get v& soon, which only leaves Bolsonaro who is a very based extreme right-wing hated by many because they think he is racist and homophobic. I fear they will take literally anyone else just so they won't see him as president. Think of him as Brazil's trump, he makes the blood of the lefties and progressives boil.
>>68462810
Because, as I said, most of the people don't want the military's support because they are afraid of another coup
>>68462781
I know a lot of drug.dealers in my city, i just need to know what to say to keep myself safe from shitcops. Also, do you think a ruger mark II and a disposable silencer can be cheap as 1500 reais or less?
>>68463118
It's not even the people's fault. I am 100% sure that the leftist media will flip their shit if the military dare move one inch. I can already see them screaming "IT'S 1964 ALL OVER AGAIN A COUP THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL JUST LIKE LAST TIME FUCKING HITLER AAAH THE RIGHT WING BROUGHT THIS UPON US COMMUNISM WHERE"
>>68463196
Well, if you keep lurk these threads i can ask dad about it (he was a criminal, unfortunatelly). But as far as i'm concerned, you can get one of these for even less, not sure about the silencer, though.
>>68458235
why can't more people summarize this well? Thanks Brazilbro
>>68463568
lurking*
>fix'd
Vzlan here... so listen:
1) Grow a pair, is not "muh populism". The name is Socialism.
2) Commies in power, they will not leave peacefully. Understand that, and you are half ware there. After a month protesting, people get tired, go back home/work. Dilma stays.
3) Fight, or leave. (I left, vzlans too pussified... it makes Swedens looks like Conan The Barbarian).
Your welcome.
>>68463568
I'll be lurking. Always, I want to be some kind of mercenary or punisher, tired of this corrupted country, I'm tired of this
>>68460545
>cuckinho
>>68463510
This too, the media that was supposed to be neutral keeps shoveling shit into people's minds
>>68458235
I hope you guys give it to them good, maybe with someone else in power you'll stop with your ridiculous claims on the Falklands. Get over it, the Brits have had it for like 100 years
>>68463118
>>68463510
T H I S
70s - 80s are a burden brothers, recognize it and stop it before it turns into prepotence
Kirchners persecuted everyone by calling them militar coup enablers
it took 12 years for people to stop being afraid of being called a fascist, it took until they could see that everyone around them hated the presidency too
>>68463949
>>68462454
ARE YOU NIGGERS FOR SERIOUS
>>68463949
>claims on the Falklands
>>68458235
Will the boats still be able to get through the canal if the government breaks down? What will that mean for international trade between the Pacific and Atlantic?
>>68464248
I am not even sure how but Colombia is involved at the corruption ring too
So please stop
>>68463756
this
>>68464207
Did you guys get any toilet roll yet?
>>68464545
Foro de SP, man. The entire left south of Mexico is involved.
>>68464207
Probably not, people like to fuck with other people, this is still 4chan after all
>>68460081
Thanx cuck.
>>68463949
>>68462454
>>68464207
brazil confirmed for unable to handle the bantz
>>68460312
>best diputada
>>68460545
Marcoho Rubio
>>68463568
Dunno if this is gonna be of any use to you; it's in English and over 30 years old (pictures are crappy quality), but it's how-to pdf that might be of interest to you if you have access to a machine shop.
Just offering some knowledge from /k/. How or if you use it is up to you and your discretion.
>dropfile.to/YSWG3
>>68464996
Post nudes.
>>68462929
WTF lol.
It happenned in 80/90's in Colombia.
>>68464523
Is your work involved with the canal somehow? If so you would surely get a better opinion by asking people from your work area. As a Brazilian all I can say is that 95% of the Brazilians are not even aware that canal exists. It won't be the target of any protests.
What I don't know is if the trade between Brazil and other nations continues even after a government melt down.
However, I assure you that the government won't break. We had an impeachment before, things will continue normally and smoothly. Thing is, the guy assuming presidency if an impeachment goes through is also corrupt, and there is a good chance that people will want to impeach his ass to while on the roll. I am pretty sure that the next guy in line is also corrupt, and so is the other one, basically everyone in line is corrupt and if we want to clean up the situation we will have to impeach candidate after candidate until we reach re-elections. And doing that will be a chore because in order to impeach someone you need concrete evidence they are criminals, which is something we don't have for most of them.
So: No, the government won't break down, but it is extremely unstable and we might be changing presidents every month if things actually start happening. You can continue your trades normally if that is your work area.
>>68463510
They are already doing it on twitter, actually.
Don't you guys do this every 40 years only to replace said leaders with new subtly corrupt leaders?
>>68465316
We actually replace them with the military again, who then last about 20 years in power before the people rise again.
>>68465316
The people then keep control for 30 more years and the circle repeats
>>68461584
Amreicans and Canadians, get ready, because if anything goes south you will be our new Cuckinhos friends.
Get ready for multiculturalism.
>>68465316
We always replace them with lefties and commies save for one time where we put the military on and faced dictatorship.
But this time it's different. As we find corruption scandals, the right wing gains more power, ammunition and supporters. There's a good chance we will get a right-wing president on the chair now (hopefully Bolsonaro, he's also anti-SJW, the Brazilian Trump pretty much)
>>68465648
you will live on artificial chinese islands
no more tree swingin allowed
>>68464752
Yes Mohammad.
>>68459290
wow you are a fucking bitch
>>68465648
Go to Europe. Their rape victims are kind of getting tired of the muslim cocks. Need a bit more diversity after all.
>>68465778
No tree swingin? Fuck, whats next, no football? No bunda?
>>68458235
tl;dr nobody cares brbr
has anything happened in the past few hours or is this thread just wishful thinking?
I did hear they took the case away from Moro.
>>68466493
They took the case away from Moro like two hours ago at 9:50 PM.
>>68465648
you ain't coming if trump wins. go to Canada or the EU
>>68460545
>post your face when Mourinho, portuguese soccer coach, means literally "little moor"
>>68466446
The thing I love the most about "Americans" is the their "I don't care thus no one else cares" mentality, it just gives me something to laugh at.
Thx
>>68466643
They will give the case to him again by the end of the week.
Why arent you guys causing an uprising? Brazilian Civil War when?
There was a murder yesterday after a lawyer denounced that the Worker's Party (PT/Lula) was using ambulances to take people to the leftist protests.
Tomorrow will be a decisive day, since Marcelo Odebretch will delate his friends. More people will go to jail.
Yesterday the Federal Police executed 110 warrants.
>>68466888
What makes you think that?
Also nice ID.
Come back when you have some bodies to show. I don't have time for 3rd rate happenings such as this.
>>68465778
Nah, the way I see it is that the fatmericans will be cuckinhos. Trump won't stump.
>>68466943
There is no need to revolt right now, because everything is going fine, The Impeachment was aproved, they are already voting for who will be in charge of the Impeachment.
Lula is not a minister and Moro is hunting more and more people, news isn't stopping, people are still delating, but everything has become minor compared to the stuff Lula said in the taps.
It's going fine, and the protests are putting extremely weight on each decision, the Impeachment process is happening FAST.
People are camping in front of the Chamber of Deputies, anything go south and there will be fight.
We have a law called "Ficha-Limpa", anyone has been prosecuted can't participate on politics anymore.
And the police force are about to approve a law that gives them more autonomy.
>>68458235
please for the love of God, impeach that skank Dilma, she's literally shit
Your Dilma is our Hillary
Hopefully things will go your way BrazilBro
>>68466643
They give him the case, take it from him, then give it to him again, so on, and so forth
>>68458235
hue?
>>68466643
I'm starting to think it's for the best. sure, the economy is going to tank and we're gonna have to deal with that incompetent cunt for 2 more years, plus the all the corruption, but at least we won't have to face a possible invasion from our commie neighbors.
I mean, just the possibility would be enough for the army to mobilize everyone for training, maybe worse.
>>68467076
I see Abdul.
>>68458235
tell us about the composition of STF (people that are in there)
>>68467016
The volleyball game PT is playing with the judges. They won't stop untill Dilma is out, but PT won't just give up.
>>68460451
it's like johnNY, nickY, benNY
>>68458235
And this will increase the chances to get a brazilian gf and sing aguas do março?
>>68466888
The repeating digits have spoken.
>>68467343
the police force gets to approve laws?
>>68467343
Wait, so what about your current president? Who gives a shit if some ex-president is corrupt, why aren't you dealing with the top guy?
>>68467583
Also I was wondering how long untill someone see the HUEBR on my ID.
>>68467666
nice trips, Satan
>>68467666
>>68467666
No, the congressmen does, but it was created by the police force with some congressmen, and it will be voted.
>>68467821
>EUH
meh, close enough
>it took that long for BRs to realize Petrobras was a scam
Now you're gonna tell me the Mexicans thin PeMex is clean and the Venezuelans think PDVSA is not a scam.
>>68467739
We want his head too because he is the symbol of PT
>>68467739
Dilma is our president, she is in the process of Impeachment right now, she has 10 to prove her innocence and it will be voted again.
Once she lose her presidence she will be judged by a first instance judge (probably Moro, since he is in charge of the investigations) and will go to the jail.
And that's when things gets interesting, because she will get about 30/40 years, so she will probably delate their "friends". So she can minimize for about 10/15 in jail on a "home jail".
>>68461649
I recently took a public test for foreign affairs officer, the english text they used as a reference was an essay about "Jeitinho Brasileiro" (the brazillian way), entirely focused on justifying why we are corrupt, examining some historical root "causes" and why corruption is important in our country.
I shit you not.
>>68468550
lol wat?
They are training you for be corrupt since the beggning.
>>68467343
I'm not so sure on that "ficha-limpa", tho. Color fucked us over and ran offshore to live with his american "friends" years ago, now he is back as a senator parasiting us again.
>>68467739
The right wants his head because he had a really great shot at the next election if all this hadnt come forward.
He is dead in the water now tho, but some people still want to destroy PT because they have popular support.
>>68469656
I think it doesn't work with stuff that happened before ficha-limpa was created, that's why Collor and Maluf are still in the politics.
>>68468964
Yep... It was basicly a scientific "DINDU NUTHING" based on colonialism roots, I couldnt focus on anything else after reading that shit, it triggered all of my rage..
>>68470031
Makes sense, I hope you are right.
>>68464996
Moore putas please.
>dat ass
>dat skirt
>dis boner
People are protesting on the Tofolli (STF judge) house right now. It's 1am here.
kekbook .com/AMADAPATRIABRASIL/videos/485336681670338/?hc_location=ufi
>>68458235
Good luck Brazil.
I only know one Brazilian but he's a total bro and slays whores all day.
>>68471256
awww gimme a hug
>>68470801
Those dudes will probably get arrested for a day or two
So what you're saying is that now is the time to play dota since your shitskins are too distracted to pollute my server?
>HUR DUR THE GOMMIES ARE STEALING OUR MONKEYS I MEAN MONEY
>YEAH! WE WANT A KING AND AN IMPERIUM SO WE CAN GIVE HIM OUR MONKEYS I MEAN MONEY!
>mfw the military is on the gommie government side
>>68472217
do yourself a favor and stop playing dota.
i wish i had my 2000 hours back.
>>68472217
Don't know fatso, do what want.
>>68472217
Yes, no one will ask you to gib mony plox bacause the energy bill is too expensive
The Jet Wash Operation has an anime opening now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>>68473743
The toppest of keks
>>68473743
This country will extract huehuehue of everything, holy shit. Not even complaining, its the best thing about this jungle.
>>68459621
Do Brazilians want a monarchy? It has to be more benevolent than the current system for the people. I wish there was an international body that people could turn too. It seems your government is too far gone.
:3 Stay safe Moro-kun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>>68474151
I don't think anyone wants a monarchy, we are trying to suck that US dick, so no monarchy for us
>>68472339
Luckily I managed to get off this ride with a "only" ~530 hours.
>>68459309
Yes, he is a god among an unholy people.
Guten Tag. Just dropping in to say Hi.
good luck huehues, hope your country gets its shit together and kicks out the bastards (I mean that sincerely). I'm not Brazilian but grandma was born there, and I'm strangely kinda fond of you fuckers. Might even learn the language (although everyone in Burgerland wants to just learn Spanish, French or German, never see underrated cultures represented so it's hard to find shit for some other languages)
>>68458235
Good luck Huebros.
I pray that this happens in Mexico too.
>>68464896
>my hue brethren will forever be too dull to even get past the 1st layer of irony
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>68474851
BUENAS NOCHES, MEIN FÜHRER
>>68458235
I hope Brazil makes an example of justice and change. Latin America is thriving with corruption by their rulers, we need to start our own LA spring!!!
>>68458235
Thanks for the summation friend. You wrote that up well. I have a hard time understanding why South America is so fucked up. It is easy to just dismiss it as African genes equals African outcome... but I wonder sometimes if it is that simple.
You people are so strange to me. You give a murder a 15 or 20 year sentence, even the Monster of the Andes (massive serial killer) got less time than over a hundred thousand Americans are currently serving for drug offenses.
You have no death penalty, but clearly life is cheap as fuck - and people will use mob justice to hack a robber to pieces on the street... but the death penalty is too harsh? What the fuck?
I see millions of you guys protesting the corrupt Government... but not a single politician has lost their head. In the French Revolution they overthrew a Monarchy that had ruled for hundreds of years. And they cut their fucking heads off. I know you guys know how to do that - what is stopping you? Is you life in shitty Brazil really so wonderful you are afraid to give it up?
I think Thomas Paine said it best "Give me Liberty, or give me Death." People like really, truly mean it. I will not live without my Freedom. I choose not too. It would be worse to me than death. I could not face myself in the mirror. How do entire nations do it?
>>68474971
I think the bigger problem is that they are on fucking /pol/ and still don't know about the shitposting leafs
>>68459607
Before Tiririca, there was "Macaco Tião" (a monkey) e o "Rinoceronte Cacareco" (a rhinoceros). They both got hundreds of thousands of votes. Shame Brazil now has electronic voting machines... Can't vote in the really good candidates anymore:
https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaco_Ti%C3%A3o
https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinoceronte_Cacareco
>>68459737
No choice. Brazilian high culture is inexistent. It'll take decades for a non leftist party to rise to power.
>>68458235
No one gives a shit about your nigger tier, communist back water.
POL is a white board. Not a board for jungle niggers.
>>68474463
Couldn't a team of snipers fix your problems for you?
>>68467584
This
>>68475213
It's very simple: the rule of law doesn't exist in spicland.
The legal system pretends it exists, but nobody gives a shit about it and instead there's just mob rule and survival of the strongest.
>>68476080
They'd run out of bullets
Without a Hoover and a McCarthy a country needs Pinochet.
>>68467604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI3dwdB0bps
>>68476853
is that Jared Fogle?
>>68477197
"A population who can't even brush their teeth will know how to vote? The people are a beast on a leash"
-João Figueiredo, ex-president
Had only 12 ministers, refused the World Cup in Brazil because of the costs and was considered a dictator"
This is as close as I can get without having to use Google Translate, you're welcome amerifags
Literally Dilma.
don't worry, soon the Americans will become an empire. when NK attacks for real after Muslim extremists coordinate multiple massacres every week, you'll know you can rest easy and sit back until your country clings to the new world order. basically once Muslims stop being the immediate threat, the NWO is going full throttle with their plans
>>68467343
>We have a law called "Ficha-Limpa", anyone has been prosecuted can't participate on politics anymore.
why the FUCK we don't have a law like that
>>68478193
It doesn't work anyway, you're not missing much
>>68475213
holy fuck is like watching a down syndrome victim write philosophy
Somewhat similar shit goes on in the US
Hillary is trying to get elected president before the FBI charges her so she can issue a presidential pardon for herself (yes you can do that)
LBJ was about to go down for two counts of murder (used a mafia hitman) and then Kennedy was assassinated and the charges were dropped because they knew he could pardon himself
Pls stay safe brazil bros :(
>>68479435
You too gypsy friend
>>68479526
>>68477376
This thing is one "muse" of Brazilian leftists and her assistant. They are smiling and making selfies literally touching the coffin of another politician who died in a crash plane. Marina (the thing) heritage the opportunity to run for president with the accident and celebrated in the funeral, in front of the family of dead candidate. She has real chances to succeed Dilma Rousseff as the next bizarre president commies will imposes to the country.
>teori tirando investigações do lavo-jato das mãos do moro
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so whats gonna happen to the Rio Olympics? That shit is pretty much kill isn't it? Works Olympics host ever confirmed?
>>68476853
Fucking treehugger.
>>68462454
lol nicely done m8
>>68458235
Summons
>>68480787
Just another way for the government to milk some more money from the people. Unfortunately it's still happening although I think the people should boycott the Olympics
>>68460331
Your country has a lot of illegal guns
>>68462201
>Plus they've been blady treated by the current gorvernment. Low wages, no supplies, and general "fuck this, we dont need army" attitude. A few years ago they went on the news saying that Brazil had ammo for less than one hour of war.
Thats by design BTW
New World Order does not want you to be able to fight back.
This thread is still up, lul
>>68481824
BR stronk
>>68481824
>>68467739
>Who gives a shit if some ex-president is corrupt, why aren't you dealing with the top guy?
The funny thing is that he is the top guy. It is rather ridiculous. The retard that is with the presidential band makes sure to act as his puppet.
He, in theory, it is an ordinary citizen - and is being investigated by the ordinary justice (in this case by the Federal Justice of Paraná, under the judge Sérgio Moro). To escape the reach and gain special jurisdiction in the Supreme Court, the cretin named him minister.
In doing so, she called him, stating the intentions. The phone was tapped by court order. The confidentiality of the recordings was removed.
This is being very entertaining.
>>68482125
Damn, i havent seen this in years.
>>68482014
>>68482125
Bom dia, o meu aniversário foi ontem, btw
Mandem "feliz aniversário anãozinho-kun" ou comunistas vão tomar toda a América Latina
Come on Brazil, please cancel the Olympics.
>>68476044
/pol/ is a board for everyone. Filthy stormfront shill.
>>68482282
Didn't that guy die recently? It was a pretty sad thing, this dude has been around '02 I believe
Oh god, we have at least 4 cases of this and nothing has ever happened. We have pending corruption cases from before I was born
The entirety of BR flips the fuck out on just one
I wish my country was like yours
