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>>68457229
That's what happens when you start a population from prisoners.
>>68457229
what a surprise, a gay Australian
>>68457441
So, Britain exported all it's badasses to this wonderful island, you sound jelly.
>>68457455
You can't fuckin read m8.
>>68457558
M8, aussie bantz are practically weaponized.
post more straya
>>68458355
holy shit lmao
>>68458150
I love/hate black revisionist history.
>>68458150
That cannot be real.
All I got fellas.
Well?
>>68457558
>kiddy fiddlers and goat thieves
>badasses
Pick one
>>68459181
Better than being the losers who got kicked out of the USA after the Revolutionary War.
>>68459181
>implying kiddie fiddlers weren't sent to Canada and goat thieves to New Zealand
When I went to Perth and Brisbane everybody was fucking amazingly friendly. I'd understand that if you were on site the banter would be plentiful but in public everyone was more than polite which made me feel great.
Damn, I love you white people why are you so friendly and loving and positive? and if not you're like ultra neo nazi lol.
>>68459311
>Canada: Provided the men who burned down the White House
>Australia: Lost a war to emus and couldn't stop tiny rabbits
>>68457229
I love you strayan shit posters. Just know that no matter how much shit people try to shovel at you, I always get a chuckle.
>>68459671
>Canada: asked nicely to be liberated from mama Britain
>>68459106
kek, of course fritz would be the one to make the physics joke
>>68461389
Absolutely beautiful
>>68459671
dont forget the time pepe raped boganville:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYcl0xxU5_s
>>68458618
Holy shit
>>68461389
Praise be Odin. Saved!
Here
bump, about to dump more
>>68464119
>>68460855
>>68454551
>>68451402
>>68459064
>>68459888
>>68461292
>>68462674
>>68462988
>implying any of your forced Lithuanian cucked memes are funny at all
>implying people actually think you're funny
Here's a big old (You) for ya
we wuz jeens n shiet
>>68464119
Make an animated gif of that thing brushing its teeth and you'll be one step closer to Estonia's greatness.
we wuz kuked n shiet
we wuz reesorcful n shiet
>>68459172
Wait for the Aussie to open his mouth, masked gentleman wastes him for me, we share a beer to celebrate
Australia is a true uniter
we wuz zu aminals n shiet
we wuz white peepul n shiet
>>68459671
>: Provided the men who burned down the White House
>this is what canadians believe
>still lost land in 1812
kek
>>68464954
>someone literally beats and fucks your dad in his ass in front of you
>"whitey did dis to keep us awl dahcile n sheeeit"
Nigger logic. Fairly certain I would kill a guy with my bear hands if he fucked my dad in front of me.
God bless Australia.
>>68458355
>>68458618
kek. requesting more like these
>>68464954
>nigger sexual fantasies
>>68461389
Thinking of doing study abroad in Australia
>>68465840
No you wouldnt, you'd cry and beg not to be whipped or fucked yourself, and then cry when you were anyway
>>68467482
I should probably listen to you. I'm sure the New Zealander has a great deal of experience in fucking animals.
I love kangposting
>>68457229
>humour.
Stopped reading there, reported
UNSCHEDULED AFRICAN ACTIVATION
>>68457229
"Hey mate you gonna come round and let me fuck you in the arse again? I'm horny as fuck."
>>68468449
SG-1 ready to deploy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>>68467622
Well yeah, we've all fucked your mum m8..
>>68468449
DAMN. Maybe those niggers will come back to take them all. We can only hope.
>>68459671
>provided the men who burnt down the White House
u fuckin wot
You cunts dont have a clue how bad it is here in Australia. Think of your countries worst parts, its very worst people, its SJW's, its retards, its left, its uneducated, its filthy crackheads.. Then multiply that by a thousand and youre kinda close to just how bad Australia is.
If anyone is stupid enough to spend hard earned cash to actually visit Australia, save your fucking money. Better yet, just go to the most backwater slum in your country, pay them to be obnoxious, stupid and uneducated, and then give them 5 bucks each to pretend that they are literate, educated and civilized...yeah, maybe thats how you get a glimpse of this shithole without blowing thousands of bucks.
Anyone from Oz who says anything to the contrary is either a fucking liar, a shitposter or both.
>>68468675
Holy cuck...
>>68459172
Shoot the masked man, drink beers and bullshit with the aussie
Aussie bantz are fucking world class
>>68469456
do you even War of 1812
Nump>>68469309
>>68469749
Spot the Victorian.
why can i post itt not but another thread where im BTFO a fucking jew
>>68464426
that took alot of effort anon
>>68471137
if only terrorist exploded into popcorn the world would be such a better place
>>68468449
WE WUZ SG-1
>>68466044
no one does this wtf
>>68457229
>straight up bullying
top kek
>>68469749
wow I actually kind of wanted to spend some time there... is it really that bad? tell me anon
>>68470410
this comic is a masterpiece. everything about it is just hilarious. the way he drew the dude's face in the last pannel, the watch on his hand, everything.
>>68472137
In Melbourne sure, elsewhere is ok
>>68472137
Go anywhere other than Victoria and you'll be fine. It's not too bad if you just visit though
>>68459671
>Canada: DUDE WEED LMAO IT'S CURRENT YEAR PLEASE REFUGEES RAPE OUR COUNTRY
Australia: Fuck off we're full
>>68469749
noice keep em away moite
nothin to fkn see here
>>68472619
>Cute
>>68461389
My sides based senpai
>>68470881
M8, we were still a colony back then...
>>68472137
Stick to queensland mate. Even then half of Brisbane has turned to shit. Country towns are best towns.
>>68472137
Yeah only in Melbourne. I've travelled through out Australia; Perth, Brisbane, Sydney (even with the poofs), Hobart, Darwin, Canberra and Hobart are nice.
Most "ethnically" diverse people you'll meet are 3rd generation Vietnamese so they've pretty much integrated into society by then.
Melbourne contains 99.9% of the SJWs of Australia.
As long you're not offended by banter, you'll do fine.
>>68473086
Haha forgot Adelaide. If you don't mind bogans and wine, it's a relaxing place to visit. More like a big country town though.
>>68457229
FUCK I LOVE THIS COUNTRY
>>68458618
>>68458355
>>68458816
>>68460031
>>68461389
>>68462720
>>68469309
Fucking Aussie bantz.
It's one of those things that you would think it's fake, but it's true.
They consistently have the best bantz.
>>68458355
the article is a drag, the fuckin kid got 15 million
https://news.vice.com/article/the-feds-are-now-investigating-the-case-of-the-clock-kid-ahmed-mohamed
>>68471062
The Bubbler is one of the most savage things I've ever seen, second only to Baby Birding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>68468449
>melanoid
>>68469309
> mom jokes
>>68463989
Died.
>>68469793
>piercings
>>68467622
aussie tier
underated
>>68471595
>1 human body volume in corn kernel
>poppping
>about x 22 in volume flying everywhere
still scary.
>>68469143
>not posting Teal'c
WE WUZ JAFFA N SHIET
>>68471902
Bullshit, I did that when I went to Paris last summer. Really made me trust scratching my ass for a few hours after.
>>68476931
wouldn't you still have to wipe your ass anyways? or do they just put their wet ass back in their pants?
>>68476116
>Melonoid
>>68457229
>some poor child gets hit by a car "haha what a dumb cunt"
>building catches fire killing women and children "haha time for a bbq aye cunt"
>>68477815
i guess they use a non-white serviette?
ask the french, noone i know here has one
>>68476236
I fucking love Korea vs Japan rants because they literally type in the same broken english they would be speaking irl. It's like you can really hear an angry korean in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQtsCvu5AFs
>>68457229
I've really come to the conclusion over 50% of Auscunt posters here are evil geniuses. The bants concentrates here and is far more potent that real life.
>>68464369
This does not seem realistic, and also isn't listed in Wikipedia. Source, or just a troll?
>>68468675
for a second i thought tmnt were frogs
this one always gets me
>>68469749
He's right, this place sucks. Stay away.
>>68480834
He got a Law Degree to do tgat
>>68481937
Holy over sized picture batman
I love all of you Aussie cunts.
>>68461389
Holy fucking shit Australia, you guys don't waste any time do you?
>>68469145
Hey I know that face
anyone else having a bad connection on 4chan?
>>68484755
always
>>68477815
You americans are fucking disgusting.
And retarded. Obviously, after we've washed our asses with soap, we dry it with a towel.
>>68457558
>Aussies r badasses
>Neer do wells, convicts, rapists, thieves, the indigent, the alcoholic
>jelly?
Yeah, nah you're a cunt
>>68478211
We can use white ones too. OUR asses aren't always filthy with shit residues. That's the whole point of bidets.
>>68457229
haha seppos are fuckin soft cunts
GET A MULLET UP YA
>>68460031
holy fuck
i fucking love that reddit's phonebanking is backfiring because of a bunch of bored aussies.
>>68475363
I've never seen a Baby Birding happen irl.
>>68485277
Why are fucking Anti-Fa all such skinny little turds.
Can't they spend their fucking dole money on some food?
This is what happens when they polled a group of Millenials on two simple questions
>>68462720
>i play on a level they can't even imagine
Holy fuck, straya. The headgames are real
>>68484755
yes, i feel like the only bernie supporter here
>>68486279
Dunno, but I'm sure Eureka Stockade in the middle there fed them a knuckle sandwich or two
>>68464369
>500000 penguins
This one is from /int/
>>68475363
What the fuck is baby birding?
>>68488116
Hah, Wales.
>>68488175
what are these comics called?
>>68488217
Here's another
>>68488175
Now I'm depressed
>>68488253
Sovietball
>>68488277
It gets better, don't worry
>>68488253
Polandball
>>68470060
okay, that one made me smile
>>68488175
The reason Byzantine falled was Catholic cucks and betrayers.
>>68488579
I know, I know
>>68478810
I haven't even laughed at that...
>>68487981
Why do Turkish women seem to be menstrating 24-7?
>>68488959
I don't know whether there are any Turkish women who post on /int/.
And I've seen those kind of threats and references to the Ottoman Empire, but Lithuania doesn't have any link with it...
>>68469749
I'm debating myself on whether to live in Oz for a year or Italy.
>>68489075
You're quite the literal person there aren't you sport?
>>68489190
good god that drawing of a gun at the bottom panel is fucking atrocious.
>>68464739
underrated
>>68489280
It's the Asperger's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo
skip to :31 for the good shit. there forward until about the whole fucking video
damn aussies.
>>68478722
>he thinks they're actually ethnic korean and jap posters
>>68458902
Memes man, just memes also love my aussie bros. We (US, Cuckada, NZ, AUS, and Europe) need to stick together in these dark times.
>>68489292
I know
>>68485126
i still say it was their names weighing them down
>>68475527
top batnz
>>68488999
m-maga
>>68489415
>Anonymous (ID: YX58abtQ) 03/23/16(Wed)00:21:15 No.68489454 ▶
>"you've just been involved in an accident m8"
>"no I aven't"
>"yes you have"
>"Have I? what kind of accident?"
>"one with a curb m8"
>>68459106
Underrated
>>68461389
Aus>>68462720
Aussies are fucking gold
>>68489989
How's life, Burma?
>>68469749
This is very accurate
>>68490230
This is even more accurate.
How do public Transport advocate even compete?
http://youtu.be/Cq5zTvPkE3c
>>68461389
bringing the bantz from down under
>>68459172
No one. Both looks like a total bros, tвh.
>>68490387
sick m8
>>68490595
Ятaкйтac aмткнтa жкoтякoкaмc cЪaжяф кoгйкмгкaж aмкнaжыж фaггoт :)
>>68464739
hilarious
>>68459172
The australian
While the masked cunt is bleeding out on the floor, the other cunt is probably pinching your papers and lighter.
Can I ask, what do foreigners think of this?
http://youtu.be/6H_tEz4wRrw
>>68471550
top ludafisk
>>68466782
only come if white. i wouldnt object personally but the other 12 might
>>68476236
Classic
>>68471595
You really want a world run by ants?
>>68486279
Not much left for food after they've bought a few points
>>68468258
kangposting is near and dear to me. keep em coming
>>68469749
Melbourne kiddie spotted
>>68469749
we're full too
>>68461389
Fucking kekek
>>68458150
WE WUZ LINKIN AND SHEEEITT
>>68458150
>America has always been racist! That said, they elected a black man president in the 1800s.
Every fucking day.
>>68491724
MORE Korea-Japan banter.png PLEASE
>>68471062
i know the originators of this trend very well
>>68485126
Damn I always thought that they couldn't swim here because they didn't have access to pools or something.
>>68457229
too much heat, hostile environment most poisonous fauna in the world, many of them descending from convicts... you need more?
i guess i would be pretty pissed too under these circumstances.
>>68458150
these people don't seem to realize that having all these famous and respected elected leaders throughout history be black contradicts their racism narrative.
fucking apes.
>>68490775
u mad?
>>68491998
>Canada
>doing the bantz
No.
hey guys what's up?
>>68491724
alright this was top shelf stuff
>>68492205
Shit meme
>>68459106
>german 'humour'
>>68491110
aussies trolling irl. also, seems like it's harder for you guys to get police/court authority to intervene for that sort of nonsense.
>>68472095
I was there for that thread. It was fucking great. I got results I would have traded my left nut for IRL, and was told to fuck off.
>>68457455
yank wank
>>68472095
>>68493018
what game is this?
>>68485126
I don't know man, but my father taught me to swim, so...
>>68491944
If you dont knoe Troy West you don't know anything.
>>68485126
Kek I'm from there, I remember when that happened too. Swimming in the red river is a fucking stupid idea
>>68458618
fucking lost it
>>68493146
this makes me sad, because it's so fucking true.
>>68493295
The website is in my fucking image, dude.
>>68493146
This was in a thread earlier tonight. Genuinely felt for the guy.
>>68494388
I don't understand. When I cut the rate, inflation goes up. When I raise the rate, inflation also goes up. What the actual fuck is this sorcery?
>>68485837
>>68487995
Baby Birding is when someone is going to through up so your mate gets underneath and you vomit into his mouth like a mother bird feeding it baby.
It's the most barbaric thing I've ever seen and generally only done in Thailand when you're off you tits on drugs/
>>68490494
ebin
https://youtu.be/RsX9HdP_zUs
Is this what Australians consider "banter" with other human beings?
>>68469749
stealth fuck off we're full
noice
>>68494593
I can only tell you that I used what I consider to be common economic sense, dude. There is a little bit of a guide to get you started. Just know that a higher tax rate usually lowers inflation, but also raises unemployment.
But yeah, I got wicked low, but stable, inflation, combined with a great unemployment rate.
>>68491352
hue rusty shackleford
>>68494709
I don't think you understand what banter is m8.
This is just a random bogan going off at a call centre worker, a pretty common occurence.
>>68459172
I have a pack of cards with the Aussie Gentleman on them. Also the Aussie Sheila. They have slang terms around them.
>>68492068
>can't even do a printf correctly
>>68466782
FUCK OFF FATTY WE'RE FULL
>>68494772
Got thrown out because inflation and unemployment were too low.
Fuck these assholes.
>>68468875
I have that Nat Geo, and it does tell you that they only ruled for 200 years and then it was white again. It's actually useful in disproving the massive legacy of WE WUZ
>mfw I see every white nation on earth is dying
It's not just Eurabia anymore boys. Our race is fucked.
>>68495222
Right? Wouldn't you kill for an economy with an inflation rate between 1 and 2 percent, and for fewer than 1 in 33 people to be unemployed?
>>68495366
>master race
>can't surivive
irony is a bitch, as well.
>>68495453
POO
>>68485126
holy crap. hilarious, but from my experience of blax, they do not know how to swim. a US marine said thats why heaps of racists join the marines, because the swimming test keeps all the blacks out
>>68486539
implying americans build on their knowledge of the world throughout their lives
>>68485126
I can confirm. I had to teach this little blackish kid (parent was a coal-burner) swimming lessons when I was a lifeguard. He couldn't swim worth a shit and would always chimp out whenever I took his boogie-board away.
Finally got to the point where he could survive in the shallow end, but that was about it. Put him in deep water and he would overreact and sink like a rock.
Oh well, I wasn't supposed to be teaching him anyway. Little bastard probably drown somewhere by now.
>>68465128
Lol
>>68495870
LOO
>>68486539
>some millennials want socialism and a free market economy
what
>>68457229
reading this made me proud to be australian
>>68488932
holy fuck is this real?
>>68457229
this is pretty accurate especially outside the nu-male capitals
feels gud man
>>68496045
Of course it's real.
>>68496045
Yeah he did a whole video on it.
>>68461389
how come aussies are so fucking based ?
best bants in the bussiness.
>>68496305
Exposure to Abos taught them the importance of ridicule.
>>68457229
I love you straya
>>68470410
This is based off that one guy who said that Germans would play games about what they do at their jobs.
>>68496266
link?
>>68496976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu1EmF-nsBA
>>68474086
The last one is a fucking sheep mate.
>>68466782
The schools here are shit m8
>>68497132
holy fuck that's hilarious. This guy literally has no shame at all. What a cuck.
>>68496305
Its weird because what people call "shitposting" is representative of our normal culture.
You go to any workplace or social event you'll hear the same shit
>>68491724
My sides have been deported.
>>68464954
WE WUZ KEKS AND SHIEEIT
>>68492228
I dream of the day we just nuke the borg cube.
>>68469234
Trump is a savage beast
>>68458042
>have a buddy here
>owns a hotel innamountains
>has almost no bantz, only work all the time
He's from fucking Brisbane, I need to unlock the banter in him.
ban•ter (bănˈtər)
n. Good-humored, playful conversation.
v. To speak to in a playful or teasing way.
v. To exchange mildly teasing remarks.
>mildly teasing
>mildly
