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Ted Cruz has passed away at age 45.

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Ted Cruz has passed away at age 45. 2016-03-23 02:14:13Post No. 68454757
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Ted Cruz has passed away at age 45. Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:14:13 Post No. 68454757 [Report]
Press F to pay respects to our fallen President.

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:15:32 Post No.68454903
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:15:32 Post No.68454903 [Report]
I wish
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:16:00 Post No.68454957
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:16:00 Post No.68454957 [Report]
>>68454757
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:16:43 Post No.68455072
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:16:43 Post No.68455072 [Report]
Oh shit it's real
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:17:55 Post No.68455226
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:17:55 Post No.68455226 [Report]
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Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:18:38 Post No.68455320
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:18:38 Post No.68455320 [Report]
Every time you tell a lie it takes a minute off your life. Assuming that Cruz would've lived to be 85, how many lies did Ted Cruz tell during his life?
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:19:39 Post No.68455451
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:19:39 Post No.68455451 [Report]
>>68454757
Someone accidentally left a rat trap out in the capital?

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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:20:04 Post No.68455505
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:20:04 Post No.68455505 [Report]
>>68455226
L
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:21:30 Post No.68455699
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:21:30 Post No.68455699 [Report]
>>68455226
S A V A G E
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:21:55 Post No.68455749
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:21:55 Post No.68455749 [Report]
>>68455320
40*365.25*24*60=21038400 lies
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:23:20 Post No.68455929
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>>68455749
Wow, I guess it's true. Trump's a lion, Ted's a lyin'.
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:23:47 Post No.68455990
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:23:47 Post No.68455990 [Report]
>>68454757
Why do you have a pic of Trump's VP?
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:24:31 Post No.68456084
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:24:31 Post No.68456084 [Report]
>>68454757
If only.....
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:25:21 Post No.68456177
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:25:21 Post No.68456177 [Report]
F
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:25:30 Post No.68456198
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:25:30 Post No.68456198 [Report]
>>68455749
>>68455929

Lulz
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:34:04 Post No.68457296
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:34:04 Post No.68457296 [Report]
>>68455749
Imagine being Ted's wife. You are both in bed, and Ted keep repeating during his sleep "Trump did 9/11"
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:36:34 Post No.68457577
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:36:34 Post No.68457577 [Report]
>>68457296
He'd have to. Assuming Ted started lying the day he was born, that's over 1 lie a minute every minute of his life.
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:40:18 Post No.68458018
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:40:18 Post No.68458018 [Report]
>>68457296
>>68456198
>>68455929
Given that he only lived 45 years, if each lie took 15 seconds to tell, then he spent over 20% of his time alive lying (counting when he was asleep)
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:41:19 Post No.68458141
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R.I.P Rat
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:42:23 Post No.68458270
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:42:23 Post No.68458270 [Report]
>>68454903
fpbp
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:43:33 Post No.68458437
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>>68454757
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:43:57 Post No.68458493
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 02:43:57 Post No.68458493 [Report]
F

Goodnight Rato
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