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I wish
Oh shit it's real
Despite all my rage,
I am still just a rat in a cage
Every time you tell a lie it takes a minute off your life. Assuming that Cruz would've lived to be 85, how many lies did Ted Cruz tell during his life?
>>68454757
Someone accidentally left a rat trap out in the capital?
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>>68455320
40*365.25*24*60=21038400 lies
>>68455749
Wow, I guess it's true. Trump's a lion, Ted's a lyin'.
>>68454757
Why do you have a pic of Trump's VP?
>>68454757
If only.....
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>>68455749
Imagine being Ted's wife. You are both in bed, and Ted keep repeating during his sleep "Trump did 9/11"
>>68457296
He'd have to. Assuming Ted started lying the day he was born, that's over 1 lie a minute every minute of his life.
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>>68455929
Given that he only lived 45 years, if each lie took 15 seconds to tell, then he spent over 20% of his time alive lying (counting when he was asleep)
R.I.P Rat
>>68454903
fpbp
>>68454757
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Goodnight Rato