OH SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK ITS REAL LMAO
>>68452580
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/712457104515317764?lang=en
ITS REAL LADS
>>68452580
"the beans" is his dick, right?
>>68452580
>>68452580
>>68452580
>>68452580
>>68452580
RED ALERT /POL/
IT'S RED FUCKING ALERT. WHAT DOES TRUMP KNOW ABOUT TED'S WIFE? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>68452580
I don't understand.
RATO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
JUST
MADMAN
A
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M
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>>68452580
What beans? That she works for Goldman Sachs?
Oh good one.
Cruz's wife is an executive at Goldman Sachs
we know this
>>68452580
I guess we call him Rato for a reason, what a scumbag.
HOLY SHIT GUYS REMEMBER WHEN WE MEMED "WHOOPS THERE GOES THE BEANS"???
MAYDAY MAYDAY SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT RESPOND
>>68452823
Goldman sachs, I think
what do you think the "beans" are, /pol/?
>>68452844
katrina pearson used to work with cruz. She has ammunition
>>68452580
Holy Christ lol
Goldman-Sachs anyone?
>>68453042
The ultimate redpill on goldman sachs. At least I hope it is.
>>68453042
SHE PRESSURED KATRINA INTO HAVING SEX WITH TED SO HIS CUMSIES COULD BE PROCURED FOR BABBY MAKING WITHOUT ACTUALLY HAVING TO FUCK TED
>>68453042
She fucked George W. Bush
>>68453042
it means she's a tranny
>>68452580
Wait just wait
I thought Trump was saving Katrina pierson as a secret weapon against Cruz. The possibility of an affair?
There is more?
She is part of north american union groups for council on foreign affairs
He is just aaying he will target her for his shit talking
>>68452580
Hahahahahhaa HOLY SHIT
Fucking hilarious.
This is why I love Trump. He gives no fucks and doesn't pretend, he loves the game and will fight it in public with a big smile on his face.
MAGA
>>68452793
Or what comes out of it.
>>68452986
the memes are coming alive before our eyes. THE HAPPENING is the last meme.
>>68452942
>>68452958
But normies don't know. This could be yuge!
holy fuck man
i was reading that out loud and when I got to the last words I fucking busted up laughing couldnt finish
jesus politics is fun for like the first time EVER
>>68453042
That she cheated on him, probably
>>68452580
i want to see the ad
someone post it.
>>68452986
I remember, and pepperidge farm remembers too.
WHOOPS, THERE GOES THE BEANS!
Imagine being Trump and knowing that you can be on every major news network within 20 seconds by just taking your phone out and tweeting something. The man has true MAGA power.
>>68453307
This
He just keeps delivering
>>68452580
Trump please don't spill your beans on Ted's wife kids might be watching.
in the future kids will read trumps tweets in history class
![3276238A00000578-3504746-image-a-48_1458668136575[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4H3Wivo.jpg "3276238A00000578-3504746-image-a-48_1458668136575[1].jpg")
>>68453413
I totally want this a first lady. Like what the fuck can of attack ad is this?
Some other anon needs to follow this up with that picture of our "first lady" with those European goddesses.
>>68452580
>Ted's wife literally cuckolds him.
I'd laugh my ass off at that. Our meme magic has reached that level.
You kkoe how many times theres a thread asking if trumps post us real - and it is more times than not
The man delivers
>spill the beans on your wife
SPILL THE BEANS ON YOUR WIFE
Trump is making us visualise him ejaculating his seed onto Cruz's wife.
>>68452580
Madman. Unstoppable. No safety catch on DJT.
>>68452580
Trump is a savage.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
ted cruz looks like the incomplete animorph of a rat into a human
Trump fucked Ted's wife confirmed
Rato on suicide watch and checking himself into the nearest rodent mental health clinic.
>>68452698
lel i had to check i thought this was a troll thread
Lyin' Cruz BTFO
TED CRUZ
B E A T S
E
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T
S
H I S
I
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W I F E
I
F
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CONFIRMED
>>68453728
Get off the proxy Scott Adams
The absolute madman
>>68453783
He must have really bad breath
Is anyone else struck by how thin-skinned Trump is. While I live how hilarious he is I must say I am deeply goncerned :/
Pettiness can't be an asset in the presidency
>>68453608
>I totally want this a first lady.
So does most of the Secret Service. After eight years of having to possibly cover Michelle Obama's body from an attack, they would want the welcome change.
>>68453608
That just made me even more likely to support Trump. It's like they don't even understand how people work.
>>68453806
Try to read this out loud without laughing
>>68453608
Can someone edit trumps tweet and this photo together? I'm too dumb.
>>68453900
scott is busy shootin a thick, clumpy dilbert load onto heidi cruz
>>68453900
MASTER PERSUADER
MAGA EJACULATOR
TRUMP GOING TO HEAVEN ON A GOLDEN ESCALATOR
>>68452580
He means making her psychotic breakdown when police found her by the side of the road a national conversation.
>>68453956
he doesn't mind getting his hands dirty. that's part of his appeal
>>68453956
>A
>fucking
>leaf
she looks like a potential megahoe
>>68453956
>$0.05 has just been deposited to your account.
If someone hits the man who represents me, I expect him to hit back.
>>68453956
>firing back with devastating force every time some fag talks shit about you
>"thin skinned"
>>68453783
holy shit look at the Rat man in this pic
Guys >>68453783
Guys look at this pic
>>68453783
Look at him.
>>68453783
>>68453783
>>68453783
>>68453783
he's FUCKING DISGUSTING
SOMEBODY KILL IT!
>>68453956
i think you're mistaking being thin-skinned with not being a pussy
a pussy like you
>>68453608
For a second I thought that the ad was Pro-Trump.
Cruz shills are actually retarded if they think that this will do damage.
>>68452793
>>68453042
His balls
Cruz's wife clearly fucking hates him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpHTFJO4mE
>>68453956
You're mistaking taking shit from no one for pettiness.
We need taking shit from no one.
Holy fuck.
>>68453956
If you bring someone's family into an attack ad, especially a political one, you should except to have them go berserk on you.
>>68453783
She was a lesbian in college and her and Ted have a sham/show marriage. Screencap this.
>>68453624
>>68453608
Fun fact: The Donald also fucked the first lady in the middle of this pic in the 90s, retroactively making Sarkozy a bitch cuckold.
He knows she worked under Condeleeza Rice-a-Roni, then the Council of Foreign Relations where she co-authored the plan for the North American Union- AKA SHE IS AS GLOBALIST AS IT GETS
http://www.cfr.org/canada/building-north-american-community/p8102
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/20/ted-cruz-motive-the-theory-of-everything-currently-political/
>>68453956
fighting back is thin skinned?
kek, A FUCKING LEAF at it again
"If you kill your enemies, they win!"
>>68452793
He's going to spew his bean dip.
>>68453956
I'm fucking ashamed to share a country with all these other fucking stupid leaves on here, yes believe it people in Canada are just that fucking stupid and brainwashed only a small minority is truly red-pilled. Hopefully after today, it's bound to change at a greater rate.
>>68453956
Ted Cruz bitched when WaPo did a comic with his daughters characterized as show monkeys. But apparently somebody's wife is fair game to el Rato.
>>68452986
MEME MAGIK
The "beans" are that she has a history of mental illness and was stopped by the police while walking through traffic a few years ago.
>>68452580
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>>68452580
>>68453307
Gotta love him.
Donald J Trump is going to make America great again!
>>68453608
>make america awesome
oh great it's the embarrassingly shitty shoestring budget pac being run by tranny liz mair and rick "anime porn" wilson
hopefully their efforts help sink cruz's campaign as well
>>68452580
OH SHIT, trumps wife is Delicious.
>>68454451
I'm with you anon. We aren't all cucks.
>>68454525
This. Dem media were saving it for possible general election dirt if they had to face Cruz but Trump is gonna use it now.
>Hilarious to realize Trump only deleted original tweet b/c he forgot to include his trademark phrase "Lyin' Ted."
so good
>>68452580
>yfw he spills the beans
>>68452580
>>68454349
Didn't trump shab that french fist lady ass?
>>68452793
We use 'backed beans' as slang for sperm here.
>>68453836
NIMH
Did Cruz really run an ad with Melania? Thats slimy as fuck if true
>>68454744
He also deleted his first Brussels tweet because of a typo.
>>68452942
Also the CFR:
http://www.cfr.org/canada/building-north-american-community/p8102
HEIDI S. CRUZ is an energy investment banker with Merrill Lynch in Houston, Texas. She served in the Bush White House under Dr. Condoleezza Rice as the Economic Director for the Western Hemisphere at the National Security Council, as the Director of the Latin America Office at the U.S. Treasury Department, and as Special Assistant to Ambassador Robert B. Zoellick, U.S. Trade Representative. Prior to government service, Ms. Cruz was an investment banker with J.P. Morgan in New York City.
Heidi Cruz co-wrote the above doc, and it is all about creating a single economic zone in north america and dissolving our borders, having a single police force... tbqh I haven't read the whole thing but skimming around that seems to be the case
>>68454451
>>68454686
I feel you bros, how did all these canacucks find their way to /pol/ or is it always the same faggot?
>>68452580
>>68452580
The more I watch Trump and the unfair way he has been treated, the more I love him.
Is this normal /pol/?
Is he fooling me? Or is he really a man who must be vindicated against his lying, slandering, devious enemies?
Please help me. Is this normal?
>>68452580
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAADMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>68454814
amazingly - feminists don't seem too concerned
>>68454317
It's true, Cruz is the front man for the homosexual mafia. Look at this faggot fuck, it's Rato's campaign manager
>>68453042
Isn't it already proven that Ted Cruz cheated on his wife with Trump's assistant?
That's probably it..
>>68453042
He's talking about the NAU
>>68454921
>tfw Trudeau found 4chan
>>68453956
>Pettiness
Bruh, it's America. We went to the fucking MOON and planted our flag there just to say "I'm better than you!"
>>68454814
it's also really odd.
> HERE! LOOK AT THIS NUDE PIC!
> ISN'T HE SO IMMORAL !?!
>>68453042
He's going to reveal the family recipe.
Little Benny Shekelpockets reduced to full on "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" mode in lieu of MAGA-man's raw bean spilling power.
>>68454931
You can't vote, so what if you love him.
Donald J Trump - a leader that delivers
>trump threatens to spill his beans on ted's wife
Today is a good day.
>>68455199
he can't even
Holy fuck, what does he have up his sleeve this time
Look up Ted cruz's mother. She looks like marco rubio. possible trap.
>>68455199
i hate him so much now.
>>68452580
This is gonna be good...
Donald J. Trump will hold up Heidi's head with his big strong hands and spill his beans all down her face.
THE TRUMP CARD
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68455199
Ben Shapiro violently dragged me to the ground.
Ted's ad is trying to appeal to religious Mormons who adhere to modesty.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/in-effort-to-appeal-to-mormons-anti-trump-super-pac-features-naked-wife-melania/
>>68455199
He is such a bitch god this shit just gets better and better.
>>68453226
Get a better writer.
A for effort
can you guys imagine the absolute dread that must go through people's minds when someone tells them "oh trump tweeted about you" before they found out on their own? i can just imagine lyin' ted's face quickly go limp as his rat whiskers begin to twitch involuntarily.
Post the ad.
>>68455199
>Lil sweating foam jew boy
Who cares?
>>68455131
I;m thinking about thos Beans
>Caroline's first question was "daddy, why did you kill those people and lead the police on wild goosechase?"
>>68454931
On one hand you're a Turkroach and I don't normally talk to your kind but I'll make an exception. You're getting redpilled on Trump. I used to be anti-Trump until I did my independent research and consulted with the experts of /pol/. Trump is our nation's messiah.
But I wouldn't get too excited about him if I were you because the Turk is no friend of Trump.
BEAN FACIAL INCOMING
>In the early years of her marriage, Cruz suffered from depression. Jason Miller, her husband's adviser, said that she had experienced a bout of depression at that time similar to that of "millions of Americans" and that she had overcome it with "prayer, Christian counseling, and the love and support of her husband and family.”[95] Cruz's husband recalled her having a difficult time moving to a new state, "away from so many people she loved", attributing her depression to the adjustment. Ted believed the period strengthened their marriage and was "an important spiritual turning point for us both."[96][97] Cruz called her husband supportive of her at the time she was suffering and though admitting she had not been depressed for a prolonged time, said she hoped to use the experience to "strengthen people around me and to recognize that we all have rough patches.”[26]
Think this has anything to do with it?
>>68454990
That's glenn beck with some hollywood make-up
>>68452580
Seriously, how can people hate this guy? Trump is a fucking G. Who posts messages like that? When I read these things, I can actually picture him saying it. It's great.
Trump is an asshole, but man, he's our kind of asshole. Cruz, Hillary and Sanders don't have half the personality or balls that this guy has. How can you hate Trump but like those three. Man, I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN. He brings the bantz, he has no shame, he confident in what he says (even if he tends to repeat himself) and his massive, massive cajones. Some of his policies I don't agree with and he's sometimes too brash, but fuck, I think the world needs a guy like him at the helm. He says and does the things everyone else is too afraid to do and say.
I know he probably won't win, but man, I want to see this guy in the White house. I just want to see what it's like. /pol/ and 4chan is usually wrong about a lot of stuff unfortunately, but I really just want this guy to pull a Rocky and WIN, WIN, WIN. This has been the best political campaign I've ever seen. I didn't think he'd make it during the summer and fall, but he's really surprised me. He went from being that fucker from the reality TV show to being a based dude that seemingly wants to make the world a better place. I dunno, maybe it's a facade he's putting on for scheming purposes, but I hope it's sincere. Trump seems really cool and knows what's up.
>>68455690
That tweet is actually kinda cute tbqh
>>68454166
>$0.05 has just been deposited to your wife's account
Fixed that for you
>>68454931
It means you are a rational, thinking human, which is rare for a Turk; so congrats, you should feel proud.
>>68455690
Who the fuck is in charge of these schmucks' marketing teams?
>>68453608
>2009 meme font
So basically:
>She's a globalist
>She's one of the main people working to make the NAU a reality.
>She has psychotic breakdowns, including on on the side of a highway.
>She used her husband's influence to be promoted in the ranks of Goldman Sachs.
>She cucks Cruz.
>She's a tranny.
>Katrina Pearson used to work with Cruz, and probably knows all this and more.
I been waiting for the beans to spill for a while. Its been long speculated,
Piers Morgan, the troglodyte, rethinks his attitude toward Trump after an interview with him this morning.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/piers-morgan-brussels-shows-its-time-to-take-trump-more-seriously-on-terrorism/
>>68455690
>daughter loves butter
>Ted loves cheese
What does it mean?
>>68452580
Ted Cruz is a low energy lightweight choke artist
>>68456052
>Ted loves cheese
heh
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?!?!?!
>>68455806
Nah, it's his campaign manager. Mormons are probably pretty heavily involved in the homosexual mafia, but I don't know. His manager is from Kansas City though, I recognize a small town fag when I see one.
His wife and his children are repulsed by him.
>>68452986
HOLY SHIT MEME MAGIC I WAS THERE
>>68455831
This. Good, bad, and ugly Trump is such a perfect picture of what an American is.
>>68456132
The guy's a total dope!
>>68456192
>homosexual mafia
Is this really a thing?
>>68456245
Sad!
Ghost weighs in
>>68453971
This. Hopefully we get some Japanese hentai involving Melania and SS gangbangs. Or hell even a Brazzers porn parody of this
>>68455199
SERIOUSLY? LIKE, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? UGH, LIKE I CAN'T EVEN. WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY!?
>>68455936
Yeah. I Can't Believe It's Not Better. Amirite?
>>68453956
Trump turned the election into wrasslin'. And I'm loving every second of it.
>>68456321
You'd be surprised anon
It's pretty connected to the elite bullshit
>>68456399
This. Jewblr
wait what, what the fuck?
>>68452711
What the fuck??
>>68456376
CRUZ GOT KEKED AYYYYYYY
>>68452823
>>68452580
P A N I C
A
N
I
C
>>68455831
He's going to ascend to FDR levels of importance. The system will be bent around him.
>>68452793
i leled
Shhhh....no more cucks
>El Rato challenges Trump on Twitter thinking that he's bluffing
>The God-Emperor reveals that Cruz's wife has a black spade tattoo on the small of her back
>photos surface confirming this
What's you're reaction?
>>68456399
"SPILL THE BEANS"
>>68456557
I hope so. Not going to get my hopes up though, lately the world has been really disappointing.
TED FIRES BACK
TED FIRES BACK
TED FIRES BACK
TED FIRES BACK
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/712464268621385728
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/712464268621385728
>>68456376
Holy shit, Ghost is back?
>>68456407
top kek for once, leaf.
>>68453608
Even with the nude modeling she has more class than the first wookie.
>>68454349
hol up u be sayen there ain't be no chicken at lunch hol up hol up
>>68456688
TRUMP
IS
STUMPED
>>68456688
Damn. Rato is backing out quick. His wife must have done some deep shit.
>>68452942
SHE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE WHEN RATO MADE HER FUCK HIS BUDDIES
>>68456688
Wow, why would you provoke Trump like that when he says he has info on your wife.
Cruz is going to get BTFO. What's he thinking. Why not just shut the fuck up about Trump and ignore him? Trump only attacks when people attack him. Look what happened to Rubio when Rubio kept insulting him with petty horseshit.
>>68456688
Jesus Cruz we all know how PACs work, you're not fooling anyone
>>68456688
>your wife is fair game
>BUT MY WIFE IS OFF LIMITS, BACK OFF
Are these Republicucks really this stupid?
>>68456688
>ad from explicit supporters and donors of Cruz use Melania in attack ad
>LOL NOT ME
rato strikes again
>>68456688
>not from us
If nobody learned anything from the Stephen Colbert SuperPAC then i'm disappointed
>>68452580
M A D M A N
A
D
M
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>>68456688
Arguing online.
Fucking Canadians.
For Fucks Sake... I just want to be friends with Trump so I can know all the inside scoop on everything..
>>68456688
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68456688
I hope he just replies with.
.@TedCruz Teddy... you got cucked!
>>68456688
What the fuck is even going on anymore
>>68456688
>My Super PAC can attack your wife
>But you can't attack mine
>>68456688
Trump spooked the rat
>>68452986
omg wtf this is legit happening!!!!!! THE BFEANS WILL BE SPILLED!!!
>>68453956
Lyings not a good assest neither, Ted.
>>68457027
this
>>68456688
El Rato took the bait. Did he learn nothing from the downfall of Jeb and Rubio? Even Kucksich was smart to realize getting dragged by Trump to his level is a losing strategy, he never attacked him after he tried in one of the first debates.
>>68456688
Okay, so let me think about this.
>Cruz uses pictures of Trump's wife in an attack ad
>Trump threatens to do te same
>Cruz calls Trump a coward for such actions
>>68452793
>>68452580
Wife is Goldman Sachs kike shill, and allows them to influence him without running afoul of bribery and lobbying laws.
BREAKING:
LATEST PHOTOS SHOW TED CRUZ FLEEING TO SAFETY BACK TO HIS HOME IN CANADA'S HILLS
>>68452580
Wasn't this spill the beans thing a meme a few months ago? did it become reality again?
>>68456688
GETTING HOT IN HERE!
>>68456697
>missing his emergency broadcast that he had a few days ago
Why do you even live?
>>68456688
>>68457136
It seems to me that Cruz didn't post that pic though; it was some faction unrelated to him (?).
>>68455199
And to think I used to be a fan of this kike
>>68454029
I failed. That has potential for some subversive actions.
>>68457157
kek that pic
>>68457136
They really don't understand how the internet works
like the blatant, vote ted cruz is retarded, who do they think they're reaching out to?
This really proves Trump understands social media better than the rest of his opponents, Bernie is close only because he has a lot of millenial support, but he's still behind Trump
>>68456979
Alex Jones said that Trump is for real and knows some serious shit about the globalist agenda. Roger Stone telling him that the Kock Bros would deploy Mittens weeks before they actually did convinced me.
>>68456931
Yup.. just like Ted didn't give Carly 500k to endorse him.. it was his Pac that he ''doesn't communicate with'' that gave Carly the money... give me a fucking break... he obviously communicates with them because he even said he would pay a million dollars from his Pac to Trump if he would debate him ,back when Trump skipped the debate in Iowa.
>>68457353
Super PACs are never unrelated
>>68457136
Wow that's a shitty thing to pull.
>>68455199
>"omg i can't even with this goyim"
Legally he's not allowed to have any connection to his superpacs, but everyone knows it's bullshit.
>>68456688
#classless
>>68457423
Oh yeah.. I seen that yesterday.
Well then
>>68453783
He doesn't know how humans kiss.
>>68457342
Fill in the blanks, /pol/
>post yfw Heidi got BLACKED by Big Ben Carson
>>68457342
w-what?
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Trump literally help fund a SuperPAC for Cruz???
>>68456688
fat fuck kike ted jews and your goldman sachs whore wife
>>68457611
Uh oh
Whoops there goes the beans
>>68457407
Liberals were orgasming themselves into seizures when they compared a two-candidate race to a four-candidate race and bragged about how many percentage points the two democrats had.
These are the kinds of people we're out to stop this year. Stop them from ruling the land and deciding our laws.
>>68457342
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68457627
>ted the cuck
wouldnt surprise me
>de city of rafael cruckz
>>68457611
FUCK.
THE ONE TIME ME NOT SPEAKING NIGGER UPSETS ME!
>>68457611
lmao
>>68457136
But I think this will help the Donald... thanks Ted, thanks for the free advertisement.
>>68457611
why the fuck are these two negresses so in the know & i don't know jack shit. tell us what lollipop means
>>68455131
I love you.
Has Trump even mentioned anything about Ted's wife being for the North American Union, yet? It's kinda crazy if not.
>>68456688
Donald in full panic attack
>>68457342
>>68453608
>>68453042
She eats not only her booger but also Rato's boogers
>>68457611
wrong move!
haahuuumpg
in your flesh!
das rite
BUSTED
>>68454349
The two Euro's are dressed like "escorts" where as Michelle looks like a respectable housewife.
>>68457407
Kind of makes Trump look dumb. I mean, I love the guy, but the ad clearly says they aren't actually affiliated with any candidate and just because it has a VOTE CRUZ sign on it doesn't necessarily mean they actually support Cruz.
>>68457815
They're sistahs of Trump. They got dis.
>>68452580
L Y I N' T E D
Every where I go, I must laugh.
>>68455690
I don't know why, but this gave me some serious feels.
Trump is JUST NOW turning his attention back to Ted Cruz, after Cruz was basically absent from the polls over the past few weeks.
Cruz gets to feel Increasingly Nervous one last time, before Trump turns his schlong back to Hillary.
>>68457914
>respectable house wife
>shitty slave garments a sheboon would have worn back in the slave days
k.
>>68457611
Are they implying he's a child molester?
>>68453608
The fine print seems to indicate it is not officially supported by any candidate.
Maybe Trump jumped the gun?
I would think that a businessman would ALWAYS read the fine print.
>>68457883
I don't get it
that's clearly a cameltoe
>>68457626
>Also added that she
was cucking Ted
>>68453226
I don't even care about her forehead, I would lay with her.
>>68457611
Oh damn... Cruz's wife cheated on him.
/pol/ help me. Just help me. I can't stand it anymore.
There's too many happenings. I just can't take it anymore. I feel tired. I am on happening overload. It's emotionally draining me. Someone please stop the happenings
>>68457611
wait, are they saying ted is into pegging?
The police report of the event
t. Ghost
