You come home to find this stuck to your door by your downstairs neighbor.
What do, pol? What do?
>>68446839
Kill them with kindness
>>68446839
Report to ICE.
>>68446839
crumple it up and toss on their doorstep
>>68446839
>take a shit
>whipe your ass with letter
>deliver at your noighbours door
>film reaction, you decide how
>being nice to spics in the first place
That's what you get gringo.
>>68446839
Torch the house.
>>68446839
Tell the landlord that they're harrassing you. If they don't cut that shit out, move.
Or just take a dump in their mailbox or something.
>>68447071
>you get charged with filing a false report because your downstairs neighbor is a self-hating white liberal
Now what?
>>68446839
wew lad.
Write a very short note to the effect of thanks for your concern but you are mistaken about Trump have a nice day, tack it on to a MAGA hat, and hang said hat on their doorknob.
>>68446839
Ask how the hell I got a downstairs neighbor when I own a home.
>>68447116
this
>>68446839
leave a projector on his doorstep
post it on the innernet for laffs
>>68447373
why so classy? faggot writes worse than a brazilian
>>68446839
Just throw it in bin and don't help their family next time they need it.
>>68446839
>be nothing but polite to people and help them
>they disagree with your choice of candidate
>suddenly you're an evil Hitler-worshipping racist bigot
Is leftism a mental illness?
>>68446839
Kill the spic and his family, amigo
>>68446839
Shit on his doorstep and steal their Dog.
>>68446839
Send them this:
>>68446839
Just go down and knock on their door and say "at least i havr the decency and courage to talk to your face (insert racial epitaph here)"
>>68447467
It's my policy to avoid starting trouble with neighbors. It's worked well so far.
>>68447007
This.
>>68446839
Return a note:
"I am sorry you feel that way. My politics are a personal matter. There is no hate in my heart and you're always welcome to be my neighbor."
>>68446839
>Trump is not a politician
Wow great observation there, Dr Juan: certified mexican intellectual
Also I don't have downstairs neighbours.
Clearly written by a woman.
>Why did we ever let them become literate anyway?
>>68447185
^this
>That handwriting
>>68446839
Spic propaganda - call the cops, tell them that you are being harassed by illegal invaders. Then call la migra.
>>68446839
That's gotta be the most fake and gay thing I've read. It's written to look like a woman's handwriting but it falls flat in how garbage the handwriting actually is. Also the grammar is not consistent throughout the letter.
bait/10
See me after class
Print out a smug pepe and nail it to their door
>>68446839
Whats wrong with loving Hitler ?
If anything this shows how effective propaganda is.
It's super affective
I have recalibrated the exif data of the picture and reconstructed the pixels to expose the name you tried to hide.
We are anonymous
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
You should have expected it us
>>68446839
I don't see the issue, just leave them alone.
>>68447071
Correct answer. 1-888-DHS-2-ICE
Further context, pic related.
>that discusting chicken scratch
Is the art of written cursive dead?
Also shit that never happened
>>68446839
get them deported
handwriting tells me its a 13 year old white girl
or a 30 year old colored woman
>>68447626
or wrap up it up with a piece of shit and put a MAGA hat onto it
>>68446839
Archive the proof, if the neighbour start annoying you sue them, they literally insulted you saying you are racist etc without proofs
>can't even spell supremacist correctly
>>68447667
What do you expect from an illegal alien who can barely speak English?
>>68446839
get a piece of paper, write "k" really big, fold it, and slip it under their door
>Wear MAGA hat 24/7
>Put Trump signs in your windows
>Hang American flags everywhere
>Ask Mexican neighbors if they know how to build wall
>Whenever you speak to them, say goodbye by saying "tortilla later"
I think he needs a MAGA hat. Send him one along with a schedule of Trump's rallies and encourage him to attend.
>Hello, police?
>I've got a neighbor who I suspect is mentall ill. Maybe you guys could speak with him? He hasn't committed any crimes to my knowledge, but he's always screaming that I'm a racist for no apparent reason.
Then you beat the living fuck out of him, and claim self-defense.
>He attacked me!
>I've had nothing but problems with this gentleman, I've had to contact police several times about his bizarre behavior.
>I knew this would happen.
>>68446839
Go on amazon and buy them MAGA hats.
Fucking hell that was hard to read. Are your neighbours even the least bit educated?
Reply with a note printed on actual stationary. Use proper formatting, this already signals superiority to the shit chicken scratch OP was presented with. Be calm, be polite, but do not apologize, do not give an inch, and in the most diplomatic way possible, tell them to get fucked and dare them to do something about it. Deliver this in person, stick around for them to read it in front of you.
Be a goddamn alpha. Be like Trump.
>>68447778
That's a liberal for you
>>68447429
kek
>>68447071
>>68447562
Fuck off Juucuck.
>>68447601
I guess, OP, if you want to be a cuck.
This anon has the right idea >>68447601
>>68447638
You should always avoid calling the cops, they love immigrants or are ordered to turn a blind eye. Migra always first.
>>68447494
Yes.
>>68446839
Dress as a spooky ghost next Halloween. For the lolz.
>>68447876
>educated
>Liberal amerifucks
just doesnt add up
>>68446839
I would like to tell you that you might convince her/him that Trump isn't like how the media portrays him, but I doubt he/she would even allow you to explain your reasoning.
Even then, for these people, Trump is Satan, and that makes you his demon. Just because religion is dying doesn't mean people stopped believing in bullshit whithout any proof. You can't reason with this kind of ideology.
You can, however, not act like an asshole and just do what he/she says: stop helping them. If you're lucky, they might change their mind on their own. Try and start shit, you'll get evicted, or worse.
It's kinda sad that conservatives are the ones who have to hide now.
>>68447832
This is awesome.
Dat evil KKC
>mfw
This looks like a 13 year old made this note. Best thing to do is invite some 'ethnic' friends over, unless you're actually full on stormfront neckbeard virgin with no friends.
>>68446839
Take it to the police station and tell them that you have received a harassing communication, show the police and file a report. Tell the police that you feel intimidated and unsafe because of this harassment.
I cant think of any good retort.
This sounds like the mindless rambling of a crazy person.
>>68448093
/pol/ admits cucks are right, wow.
>>68447876
Its a 30something white woman and her Mexican husband/boyfriend
>>68447807
You. I like you.
>>68447562
Mexibro actually has a good idea.
Also send them this link which all five fascism experts say that no, Donald Trump is not a fascist.
I asked 5 fascism experts whether Donald Trump is a fascist. Here's what they said.
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2015/12/10/9886152/donald-trump-fascism
>>68446839
>If you like trump you love hitler and Nazis.
>being this brainwashed.
>wew lad
>>68446839
Just leave a simple 7 word note on their door written as follows,"THE WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER".
>>68447494
It actually is
>>68448246
This tbqhfam
>>68448246
or commit seppuku
>>68446839
get my gun. lines are being drawn, soon the battle begins
>>68446839
Put up a confederate flag in my window, and a bolt a trump 2016 sign in to my walls, no one can take it without drilling it out then
>>68447562
fucking hell canada........
>>68448085
Shut up anime cuck
>>68447682
>I have recalibrated the exif data of the picture and reconstructed the pixels
lmao
>>68446839
Deport Them anon, its the only way
>>68446839
Hang a banner out your window that says
"My downstairs neighbor is a cuck"
>>68447793
I expect them to make consistent errors in spelling and grammar; the errors are inconsistent meaning it's written by someone who's trying to pass the letter off as if a foreigner has written it. If you've ever actually spoken to or read things foreigners write it would be incredibly obvious.
Sure there are plenty of cucks shitting themselves over Trump, I just don't understand what writing yourself a fake note with the most strawman liberal drivel is trying to accomplish.
Yeah we know that idiots and the media think Trump is a Nazi, but noone besides OP actually wrote that "letter."
>>68446839
Deny the serious accusation he is making: you are not a racist, nor a nazi, nor evil, nor anything criminal in anyway. Tell him he doesn't understand Trump and that his letter was very rude. If he doesn't fuck off, try to put him in a mental yard somehow, make a plot against him, liberals are victims, have a sense of no free will, and will go wild if you know how to do it. Keep saying how you are none of those things first, while calling it rude all the time, and if it doesn't work, trigger him in a way that you can record his face and prove he is crazy.
>>68447698
I considered telling you to take the high road, but at this point I say fuck 'em.
File a harassment complaint with your landlord and tell the police that you're being harassed by a neighbor and show them the texts. Once you've got documentation of complaints, you can file for a restraining order when they start crying at you again.
Or, you can just take the low road and just be an asshole by trying to get one of them to pick a fight with you so you can shoot him.
>>68448094
NICE TRY PACO BUT THAT ONLY WORKS IN EUROPE
HOPE YOU LIKE GETTING A TAZER NEEDLES SHOOTED INTO YOUR CHIMICHANGAS
YOU GONNA GET A HOT TAMALE
Print out the definition of race and tape it to their doorstep.
>>68447698
This lady is the definition of blue-pilled.
>>68446839
Report them to ICE
>>68448246
This please
>>68446839
Post maga things to their door erryday
Tape a mexican travel brochure to their door
Ask her to explain why enforcing immigration laws is "hateful".
>>68446839
>If you really like/love Trump, then you must love Hitler & Nazis.
you wrote this yourself, didn't you
>>68446839
This wouldn't happen because I am friends with all my neighbors
This is either a symptom of facebook's social decay and preventing people from having conversations with their neighbors, or judging by the handwriting it was someone's liberal daughter.
Either case, you just share it with everyone in the neighborhood and they quickly figure out not the be a faggot
>>68446839
>subhuman sudacas
>>68447868
bretty good
>>68448580
I gasped. Satsuki-sama!
>>68446839
I wouldn't worry too much.
Retards tend to be harmless.
>>68447429
Underrated
>>68448290
I like how they have to say he is a racist even though they have to say he isnt a fascist
>>68447893
this is probably the best option
>>68446839
Throw this passive-aggressive balderdash in the bin and move on with your life.
>>68447698
>talking to your neighbors
YOU
DUN
GOOFED
I don't even know/speak to my neighbors downstairs. Just a head nod.
Autism has its benefits
>>68446839
Don't listen to the edgelords telling you to shit on the door and stuff thats juvenile and beneath you.
Now is your time to shine. Start dressing up like Hitler and let them get a glimpse of you in the window and listen to Hitler speeches loudly while reciting them.
When you see them in the hallway be extra nice to them while slowly making your appearances as Hitler and speeches more frequent.Keep getting kinder and more actively Hitler like in what they think is your privacy until they have a mental breakdown.
>>68447494
Yes
>>68446839
Anon here is what you do.
>Wad it up.
>throw it on their lawn.
I still remember hearing similar shit, the response is simple.
>Look them dead in the eye.
>Say "you sound like a fucking pussy"
Change their name to pussyass.
From now on, ignore them, make no attempt to contact them, ignore them, and always always always, get their name wrong.
>For example, if the guys name is Steve, call him Stew.
>When they get mad go "ah shut up Sherry"
>>68446839
>family
>daughter
marry her daughter, then you cant be racist
>>68446839
Buy another hat and more yard signs
>>68447007
I would literally kill them instead.
>>68446839
The first step to dealing with this situation effectively is to find your natural empathy. And then amplify it about 1000x.
This person is so ignorant, so scared, and so under the control of people who really do hate him, that it's not even funny. And the only possible way to make it through this situation without doing something you will regret is to keep that in mind, and let your heart bleed for him, even as you struggle for the words to politely tell him what a fucking idiot he is.
>>68448580
this
>>68447698
This girl is communist-tier, she call insane all people who don't agree with her.
>>68446839
Fake and gay
>>68447807
heh
>>68447667
You obviously don't live around illegal spics. I live in LA, they are actually this retarded. This was most likely written by a daughter of an illegal spic.
In LA half of all spics don't graduate HS, you know how you graduate HS in LA? By showing up to fucking class and having a pulse, that's it.
OP, call la fucking migra on this bitch, they'll give you problems sooner, rather than later.
>>68446839
Just fight fire with fire.
Leave a note that says the following:
Please stop talking to me, you racist.
>>68446839
>>68446839
>>68446839
>>68446839
>>68446839
>Make fake letter with the most generic liberal drivel
>Write in fake-cutie handwriting using bad grammar to imitate foreign woman
>Make grammatical and spelling mistakes that are inconsistent with the way hispanics write/speak
>Run to /pol/ with it
>>68446839
Blast them on social media and make their ignorance and intolerance go viral so that they wan to move away.
>>68448094
Lol where the fuck did you hear this? If cops find you, youll do at least 6mos in jail while being "processed" and then handed over to ins for deportation.
>>68447373
Like I'm gonna buy a $25 MAGA hat for that ungrateful piece of shit.
>>68446839
Do as they ask and break all contact with them. When their delusions escalate (and they probably will) then report them to the authorities for relevant complaints/crimes. Not responding to them is most likely going to drive them into the screaming abyss of liberal madness. Expect defacement of property.
Correct it with a red pen and give them a: F-, apply yourself
Did Chaika write this shit?
>>68447071
I concur. Then throw burritos at them
>>68446839
I'm not reading all that shit
>>68448094
This. Some spic runs a stop light with no license, registration, insurance, license plate belongs to another vehicle, cios let him go without a ticket, but because my insurance paper was expired, even thiugh the policy and number is valid, they decided to tow and impound my car. My insurance settled with the spic immediately after learning he was here illegally. He ran the ligh, he hit me. I have to pay for it and get towed and pay out yhe ass for tiwing and lot fees.
>>68448653
KEK!
>>68448321
Wall is a pipe dream and a retarded waste of money, or do you think mexicans cant source ropes, ladders, or dig tunnels?
>>68446839
report it to the police. if its a kebab report it to the fbi and nsa. the cia cant help they only work internationally not domestically
i never actually cared enough about the american elections to investigate myself, why would one vote for TRUMP , redpill me pol
>>68447698
watch out everyone
>Harvard university
Has studied how you should think and what to do like a good drone
>>68448588
goddamnit japan, why don't you come here more often?
kek
>>68449263
There are reports of cops tolerating illegals with no papers because they're busy and its easier. Also there is pressure and noncooperation from the traitor feds.
>>68446839
Write to him asking him how Trump is like Hitler.
thats pretty sad that they want to burn a bridge with a neighbor they share their community with because of politics stuff.
>>68446839
F...............A...............K...............E
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K
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thanks for a very good laugh, now, do something with your life
>>68449502
He should build his own wall around their house desu senpai.
>>68446839
-call the cops
go knock on this guy's door w/ a crowbar
>>68447698
> please leave me alone
>>68447185
trips gets it done boys
>>68449502
Wall works in Israel why won't it work in America
>>68449350
>I have never felt to write a letter like this
you're right
>>68447007
>Kill them with loaded firearms.
u got the right idea tho
>>68447007
>Kill them with kindness
The british way, suggested by an American.
What the hell is happening?!
>>68449650
Business and political establishment, backed by their propaganda media, have been pushing two puppet-choices since before the election began, Bush or Clinton. Then Trump entered and destroyed Bush, while nothing the establishment machine tries seems to slow him at all.
At this point I just enjoy watching the people who have stolen power in this country fail to cover themselves while Trump makes them look weak and out of touch.
>>68446839
This isn't the beginning of the exchange.
Stop being a little bitch and tell us what you really said and did.
>>68447893
This. You'd be no better if you scribble your emotion like a child while weeping on a paper.
>>68446839
Do you happen to live in the looney bin?
Wewlad
The autism is off the charts with this letter.
>>68446839
Play trump speeches at odd hours of the night.full blast
>>68449893
>>68447832
This is the only correct answer
>>68449857
shameless self-roll, Kek Vult!
>>68446839
Leave the paper up
Take it as a badge of honor
>>68446839
Anyone living in America and still being so bad at English should be deported.
Can you sue over this? It really sounds like bullying.
>>68447893
Do thiss
>that sad crying face
sure OP, you didn't just write that yourself. Sure.
>>68448111
checked
Get a restraining order against them.
>2016
>paying rent to the landlord Jew
I'd rather live in a van...
>>68447623
hahaha dunno if you can call that literate.
>>68447311
ICE analyst here. As long as you call the tipline and articulate a suspicion of criminal activity, you will be fine.
>>68447007
This. Keeping offering to help, whatever that means, keep saying hello and smiling. That will make them feel like shit bc they will see that you are a nice person and they were the ones being intolerant
id make their life a living hell
>>68448442
its just a prank bro!
>>68448246
Fampai is correct.
>>68447007
I'll kill em with gun I named Kindness
>>68450132
See >>68447698
>>68450396
I know... half my friends on IRC are from Chile, Columbia, etc... and they all speak perfect english. But then when i leave the house, all i encounter are mexicans who literally can't even speak english with the clerk at 711... not even "whats up" or "thank you" or "how much is this"
And you could probably sue but courts in America cost mucho dinero
>>68450575
Can I actually call ICE and get them to remove someone?
>>68450318
One of my favorite parts of having a decent audio setup is putting on Trump rallies at real life sound levels so it sounds like he's shouting through a PA in my living room when I'm elsewhere in the house.
And then I start to wonder what my neighbors must think of me.
tfw I see this letter as literally no different from
>if you truly are a negro of African extraction then you are no different from a hateful primitive beast. please stay away from my family you disgusting hate filled savage
>>68446839
throw it away
>>68446839
Is your downstairs neighbor a 14 year old girl?
Question how they can accuse me of being racist when my nephew is half black, my brother-in-law is Pakistani, my girlfriend is a Jew, and I love each of them.
>>68446839
why the fuck do you people share your political views?
don't you realize this is never advised becase it can ruin relationships and make interpersonal interactions quite awkward. there's a reason most workplaces, schools, etc have a code of conduct against religion, sexual preference, political preference it's shit that you're allowed to have but don't go around sharing it with everyone.
>>68450776
It's better for you to talk to the landlord, to be honest. That or stop talking to them. Clearly this isn't your usual libtard.
>>68450889
You'd have to be braindead to try to talk to ghetto niggers :^)
>>68449850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL5HIApQXrY
>if you vote trump you hate everyone and should just kill yourself
t. illegal immigrant
Pull a Happiness and jizz in the middle of the first page and slam it on their door with a God Bless You on the back
>>68449857
GO AHEAD
>>68446839
Do nothing and vote trump save the letter incase they cause problems in the future
>>68449857
KEK VULT
>>68451038
This is why I don't have Trump bumper stickers or yard signs. Too much trouble.
>>68451038
I want to lick mystery's greasy fat pussy
>>68446839
Take it to the police.
>>68446839
ask them why they're so bigoted
>>68446839
I would smear dog/cat/whatever shit all over it, and then superglue it onto their doorknob.
>they claim I am full of hate
>prove them right
>>68451038
i agree completely. i never reveal my power level until i know someone really well. i'm even careful around blood relatives.
>>68449857
KEK VULT2
>>68451038
This is what is fucking wrong with Americans and why it's going to shit. People are shamed into expressing political views that may offend someone's delicate sensibilities. Might as well let Mohamed in right now to fuck your wife if you're not man enough to stand up for what you believe in.
>>68449857
KEK VULT3
>>68451038
Agreed. A true alpha never discusses politics. Just keep your mouth shut and know you are better than everyone else. Eventually people will beg for your opinion and then really take it to heart. Works every time.
Pic not related. Just makes me laugh.
>>68447284
This. Also try to find a nice Jew lawyer to help you out if this harrasement doesnt stop.
>>68449857
KEK VULT4
>>68449184
>>68449857
DO IT
>>68451512
shamed into not expressing*
>>68451512
You have to know when it's appropriate and when it's not. Kind of like lending money to family and friends. It really does have a bad track record of destroying relationships.
But if you do it right then there's no need to be cowardly.
>>68447494
Yes, it is.
>>68449857
YES YES YES TRIPS
>>68449857
OH MY GOD
>>68451038
>most workplaces, schools, etc have a code of conduct against religion, sexual preference, political preference
only if you are on the "wrong" side, christian, straight, conservative. Everyone else can say what they want and everyone pats them on the back for how great they are. I agree with you bc it does all of this but this is such frustrating shit
>>68449857
WE ARE GETTING HERE
>>68451623
Where does this meme come from?
>>68446839
poop on it and put it back downstairs.
>>68449857
FOR FUCK'S SAKE DO IT
>>68450584
THEY WILL NEVER SEE THEY DONT WANT TO SEE
>>68449857
JUST DO IT
>>68449857
999
>>68451803
I don't know how the meme started, but replaying Super Mario 64 a dozen times has allowed me to remember it's the quote from the giant penguin you return the child to in Cool, Cool Mountain.
>>68447698
Why do iPhone users always have screenshots with low battery power?
Seriously I have an iPhone and never end up in such circumstances.
>>68449857
trippppsss
>>68451778
so close
>>68447007
Exactly. They are obviously conflicted.
>>68446839
Kik her beaner teeth down her throat
>>68449857
do it fgt
>>68446839
>"your evil and scary and like to hurt people I hope you die or get killed cause you like that mmmmmm.... you got any kids?"
>>68449857
111
>>68449857
those are my trips
>>68447467
Why the fuck would you WANT to appear uneducated and classless?
There's no need to go crazy with formalities, but that doesn't mean you need to write chickenscratch back to them.
>>68446839
He should report that to the police. It's clear he's being stalked, harassed, and threatened. Also, report it to the apartment management. That family will get evicted so fast so the apartment can avoid a lawsuit.
>>68447893
perfect. rise above them in every single way and crush them utterly.
>>68449857
I say 222
now do it
>>68452010
Everyone I know who uses battery devices obsessively always has low battery and continually gets fucked up because they forgot their chargers and everybody else's mobile whatevers use a different connector or it's not the right kind of outlet or whatever.
I take it a as a sign of decay of the prefrontal cortex caused by addiction to their flashy light gizmos.
>>68449857
I say 333
now DO IT
>>68451575
that pic, my fucking sides. oh finns.
Pur a second trump sign and a camera on your porch
>>68446839
Write a letter calling them bigots and invite them over to a nazi dinner.
>>68449857
triptip
>>68452329
Put*
>>68447494
It's the Communist/Marxist doctrine. Be loyal to the State and Goverment, your community, your neibours, your friends and family be dammed.
>>68451512
rule 38: think as you like but behave like others
>>68446839
Write a letter responding to every thing they wrote, thoroughly and exhaustively explaining each and every way they are wrong.
post the initial letter and response to trump's FB and Twitter.
>>68449857
do it my man
>>68448580
As a police officer, for the love of god don't be so fucking annoying you call the police over [nothing]. Jesus fuck, I already have to worry some fuck will randomly shoot me, last thing I want to do is listen to drivel how a neighbor made you sad over politics.
Grow up, man up, then MAGA
>>68447698
>want to prevent the most possible human suffering in the USA
Then deport all illegals and ban muslims. There'll be suffering, but it won't be in your country
>>68447698
>wait until she backed down to get all uppity
definition of beta
>>68449857
annnd go
Fake note, but the correct response is
>>68447007
This is the best advice you can get with this kind of situation
Pic related sort of
>>68449857
Do it
>>68447185
This
>>68451803
Comes from someone having a fat fucking wiener dog and taking a picture of it.
>>68449857
Do it.
>>68446839
Be extra friendly from now on so they have to become super hostile.
Then call the cops
>>68446839
Donate a few dollars to some online charity's in their name with a Temporary Credit card and then the Donation Support Mailings WILL NEVER STOP COMING!!
>>68449857
heres your (you), do it now
>>68446839
Burn cross
>>68446839
ask them for green cards
>>68446839
Tell the dumb bitch that he needs to learn how to write an & correctly
>>68451434
how much would pay to be able to lick mystery.jpg greasy face?
>>68447698
>giving your neighbors your cell phone number
not even once
>>68447670
Underrated
>>68449857
Make it happen.
>>68446839
Blacks/Hispanics are the most racist people in this country.
THEY KNOW THE JIG IS UP AND THEY ARE AFRAID
ASK FOR THEIR GREEN CARDS
THEY TAKE WHITE COMPASSION FOR WEAKNESS
>>68453282
I would piss on her since that's her fetish
>>68452460
lol.. the other day i saw a cop sitting in his SUV at an intersection which is very dangerous, everyone speeds right through. i walked over and waved to him and signalled to him to roll down his window.. i told him "hey man thanks, this intersection is dangerous, thanks for being here, good job" and he looked so fucking annoyed :( i just wanted to give him positive feedback because i figure you guys don't get that much. he was black fwiw.
