MAN IN TREE THROWING SHIT DEMANDING SMOKES.
COREY, TREVOR, SMOKES, LET'S GO.
STREAM:
http://komonews.com/live/event
This is what happen when you push the white man too far, be warned
why did the mods delete the thread. Happenings belong on /pol
what song is he listening to, /pol/?
oh boy, what's going on here? :DD
Long live treeman
He has a lighter. Too bad the tree is wet.
Any anon in the area want to go and throw him some smokes?
Seattle seems like a magical place
Rare smokeless tree man thread
LADDER BRO WITH A CIGGY
>>68436528
>firefighters smoking ganja
only in Seattle
HE'S MOVING
He's climbing down.
rused
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCKKIJNNG HAPPPPEENNNIIINNGGGGG
How did they convince him?
OC for the thread
>DUUUUUDE WEEEEEED
>>68437333
>DUUUUUDE WEEEEEED
>Someone climbed a tree
HAPPENING! I know what the rest of my night will be dedicated to.
>>68437333
DUUUUUDE WEEEEED
Also trips.
>>68436528
This has been fun.
>>68437333
>Not Smokey the Gnome
5/10 best I can do
>>68436528
This is why Ricky should never leave Sunnyvale.
HE GOT IT!
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
>>68437333
>DUUUUUDE WEEEEEED
Because trips.
IT AIN'T FUCKING OVER YET
why does it take the police/firemen etc? cant you just ignore the guy? hes gotta come down eventually, in one way or another
> climbs down
> climbs up again
this was just to show he owns this tree
Some more OC
Starts climbing down... and bam back to the top.
HE FINALLY GOT HIS SMOKES.
Now maybe he will relax for a bit
smokes ACQUIRED
thanks for the smokes now FUCK OFF
Wtf is this, anyone have links?
>>68437999
holy fucking shit america its in the OP
HE GOT HIS SMOKES
>>68437924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
a cool. another weirdo in my neck of the woods. of course, it's in Seattle. why wouldn't it be?
>>68436528
What the fuck is this. What does smoke gnomes mean
>>68438341
t. newfag
>>68438341
Tree Gnome demanded smokes from cops.
They just delivered. He is now enjoying a smoke.
kek
Washington fag here. I only knew this was happened after seeing the thread. KOMO news is shit, so I tend to avoid it. Gotta love /pol/ - always on top of the happenings.
>>68437333
Checked trips
>>68438341
A gnome climbed a tree in seattle and threw branches and shit at people, demanding smokes.
>>68438410
t. A retard
How tall is he
>>68438428
360 reporting in
IT'S RAINING!
TELL ME ABOUT THE TREE MAN
WHY DOES HE DEMAND THE SMOKES
>>68438544
Get ready for a ban. Mods gave me a 15 minute time-out for checking someone in the previous thread
>>68438579
not an argument
>>68436528
SMOKE HIGH, TREE GUY.
>>68437333
DUUUUUDE WEEEEED
OH SHIT NOW ITS RAINING LOLOL
The longer he stays up there, and his wet cotton sucks the energy out of him, he won't be able to climb down.
NO NATURE PISSES ON TREEMAN
>POTTERY
[RAIN INTENSIFIES]
>>68438721
I got a 15 minute time-out as well last night.
MODS are no fun allowed.
>tfw I sell cheese for minimum wage to pay taxes for shit like this
treeman is now preparing for a rap battle with ladderbro
>>68436926
majestic
bro do you even vape?
>puts jacket and sweater back in
Who /comfy/ here? I know Treeman is
Also, post >yfw he starts shitposting on /sp/ or on /pol/ from the tree
Those cops will be on the ladder waiting him out for hours.
What a terrible job.
His SHOO SHOO spell went wrong... now its raining
>climbs a tree
>no real demands or cause
>he is the literal physical incarnation of bait
>he is real life shitposting
>raining
>in washington
>smoking on top of a tree
HE PLANNED THIS
Play this while watching treeman for maximum comfiest
transplanting
>>68436528
CAN OUR HERO SURVIVE A PACIFIC RAINSTORM?!
HE'S COMING DOWN
OH SHIT
Hol' up, they just mentioned the gnome
http://tunein.com/radio/Seattle-Police-Fire-and-EMS-s145392/
First!
>>68438950
they are making bank with the OT doing nothing
HE's COMING DOWN
MEWVMENT CONFIRMED
>>68437333
DUUUUUUDE WEEEEEEED LMAOOOOOOO
also, those digits.
TREEMAN IS GONNA GO GET MORE SMOKES
>>68438943
Whoops, here I go.
He's coming down!
IT'S HAPPENING
>>68439008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
for fuck sake
HE'S COMING BACK DOWN, MUST'VE RAN OUT OF SMOKES ALREADY
WE GOT MOVEMENT
>>68439008
Play what
To the Seattlebro going for our amusement you need to make a sign saying "Make Sequoia's Great Again." And stand by the police line so the helicopter films your sign.
IS HE COMING DOWN OR HIDING FROM RAIN ???
Reloading on ammo
THAT COP HAS PIZZA
What did he do?
DESIGNATED BIKE LANES
Somehow it will be blamed on Trump
LOL, cops passing out Pizzas
>the cops ordered pizza
Wait he isn't coming down, he's taking shelter.
is that some fucking pizza???
lol was that cop walking around with some pizzas?
IS HE GONNA GIVE TREE BRO THE PIZZA
>>68439183
Being a cop seems like the sickest job ever sometimes.
COPS GOT PIZZA
>policemen bought pizza for him
holy shit I should move to seattle
PIZZA!!!
THEY GOT PIZZA
did we send pizza? because we should
>cops getting comfy with pizza
i like how everybody is comfy
>>68439183
THEY GONNA DELIVED PIZZA TO TREE GNOME?
the pizzas have arrived
>>68439139
this
PIZZA BOYS GOING TO BE A LONG ONE
>>68439216
COPS ORDERED PIZZA
PIZZA ARRIVED
He is now one with the tree
Long live the treeman
SHUT HIM DOWN
>>68439290
bow chicka wow wow
>you will never hang around with your bros while eating pizza and watching a crazy tree hobo holler from his roost
Why even bother living?
The gnome has taken cover in the trees.
The police on the radios just said a name and something about a tree but couldn't make it out on the scanner
Ban asault tree climbing.
WHY DON'T AMERICANS CARE ABPUT THE CHILDREN?
[LOOKING THROUGH BINOCULARS INTENSIFIES]
>downpour
>guy in tree smoking and chilling
>people walking around with pizza
>firefighters smoking weed
This situation is maximum comfy. I wanna move to Seattle now
I HOPE THEY TIPPED
>>68439309
COPS GETTING COMFY
why is this faggot in a tree and why do people care?
I just got home from work.
>camo treeman
ALL HE WANTS IS CIGS AND PIZZA
WHY IS TREEMAN SO BASED?
>>68439283
Go for it. Pay for it too, don't fuck the cops over on the bill.
>>68438696
I'm 253 myself. Not in nig-town Tacoma, though.
>TREEMAN gets shelter in the tree
>Ladderbro doens't have shelter
why won't someone think of ladderbro ;_;
>>68439309
>>68439302
/b/ sent them pizzas
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmOXA7JaBQs
is this the beta uprising
>>68437333
DUUUUUDE WEEEEED
>tfw one of the cops on the ladder falls before treeman
>>68439457
rising up the tree maybe
>>68439309
/b/ sent them pizzas
>>68439450
ARE YOU FOR REAL
How will they give him the pizza? There's no way it won't fall apart if they toss it
>>68439457
No its the beta uprooting
>>68439410
Watch this shit for more than 15 seconds and just try not getting hooked.
Treeman is a modern day Plato.
>Rescue underway
Rescue him from what?
SHE MIRIN TREE BRO
He should demand one of those pizzas
>macy's paid him to go up in that tree for advertisment
>>68437333
damn those trips are pretty earthy
DUUUUUDE WEEEEEEEED
USA is fucking officially filled with retards only.
He should try jumping for the flagpole!
guys...
>>68439450
no way
I'm in the area. Will try to get photos.
Macy's is getting great publicity
Maybe treeman is working an angle??
HES SHOOING US AWAY LADS
>cop tells the news copter to go away
>no fucks given
Remember when firefighters only had to worry about cats going up a tree?
>>68439591
This is quality entertainment
>>68437333
>DUUUUUDE WEEEEED
What kind of pizza toppings did he order???
can some1 explain to me wtf is this all about?
I think this guy climbs down a little bit to avoid directly getting hit by the rain and wind.
LADDER ON ITS WAY
these soros agitators are getting weirder and weirder
>>68437333
Dud wed
Why is this a big deal? I see people in trees every once in a while in eastern WA. Is this just a west WA thing? Or is this tree somehow special?
>>68439713
Just a man, a tree and some smokes bud
This is a good distraction from Muslims
Is tree climber white?
Is he a terrorist?
Should we be scared?
>>68439545
i swear to god its fucking magical,
>>68439708
pine nuts
>>68439457
Underrated post desu
>>68439775
It's the city Christmas tree
>>68439713
Guy in Seattle climbed up a tree, threw branches at people while demanding smokes. Police gave him smokes, now he's just chillin' in the tree.
>>68439775
this tree is sacred
also hes throwing shit
>>68439788
What the fuck. For real though.
>>68439591
>>68439679
True, better than Brussels
Is it illegal to sit up in that tree? What'll happen to Treeman once he get's down? Will he be arrested or anything?
>>68439708
ALL MUSHROOMS
>>68439713
a Canadian invaded, climbed the tallest tree he saw, started throwing apples at people until the police arrived. He ran out of apples started throwing branches and they gave him smokes. Now the cops have pizza
>>68439788
For real though..
>>68439713
It's monkey business
go treechan go
HE JUMPED, IT'S OVER LADS
>>68439775
Climbing a tree downtown and ripping branches off while screaming at people is probably against a bylaw or something
>>68439775
The man is a well known spellcaster and they're afraid he will awaken the forest spirits.
Is burning all this helicopter fuel for the druid hobo really worth it?
Early tree man.
>>68437333
DUUUUUDE WEEEEEED
>>68439775
I think it's used as a christmas tree in Seattle. But TreeMan has, out of boredom I guess, destroyed the top of the tree.
Plus he's 80ft above a shopping district, and nobody wants a body falling on top of them.
>>68439801
>this was some liberals plot to take attention away from his muslim buddies while they praise Allah
How could we have been so blind
who here finding the drone of the rotor blades /soothing/
Can anybody shoop pepe onto Treeman's face?
>people remember this ever year for the rest of seattle
>>68439856
Lmao, genius.
>>68439775
it's just a short break from terrorists.
We'll get back to that soon
>>68439887
probably ecoterrorism
>>68439887
Yes, that's the one tree in Seattle in which it's illegal to climb and sit.
>tree gnome feels rain
>tree gnome climbs deeper into tree to avoid the harsh sprinkles
the tree gnome only seeks shelter and smokes. why must society persecute him with police and road closures?
Doubles for sudoku.
HOLY SHIT THE TREE CAUGHT FIRE
>>68439887
What he's doing is not a crime, that's why they are calling this a rescue mission. He'll be sent somewhere for a medical evaluation though.
>>68439427
425 baby. Of all the days to come home for spring break. :(
>>68439887
He would definitely be checked into a mental ward for the night at the very least. I'm sure some sort of charges will be pressed against him for wasting the cops' time.
I can't even see him anymore. He has become one with the tree.
>>68439927
One hundred million gallons of gasoline burned is worth it if we we get a meme out of it
>>68439887
Assaulting trees is punishable by immediate execution in Seattle. The only reason they haven't shot him down is because they are afraid of hurting the tree. He is fucked the moment he gets down.
>>68439887
Probably. Destruction of city property? Trespass? Disturbing the peace? I'm sure they'll get him on something.
>>68439887
Destruction of public property and endangering lives for sure.
>>68439545
>Plato
>not diogenes
>>68440000
>we'll get back to that soon
>soon
>Swedecuck
>soon
>we'll
>quads
Are you trying to warn us of something Mahmoud?
>>68436528
where is this? I want to listen to this on a police scanner
So.. Are the cops just chilling there or are they going to actually do something?
>>68440000
>Why even bother living?
>All it took was one man in a tree to distract /pol/
how long has he been up there
>>68440000
oh shit
trips +1
LADDER GUY IS SHINING FLASHLIGHT AT KOMONEWS CREW
>>68439427
>tacoma
>nig town
can't argue with you. i hate tacoma. it used to be worse though.
who /trees/ here?
>>68440148
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
why is ladderdude flashing a light at the copter
THAT DUDE ON THE LADDER IS TELLING THE HELICOPTER TO FUCK OFF
is it raining? boy that must suck
>>68440134
They're bringing in the snipers now.
>>68440141
a few days
>Be American
>Get shot
>Manage to call police, bleeding out
>"All our police are currently busy eating pizza and watching a homeless men climb tree"
>>68436842
Seattle is a liberal shithole full of homeless drug addicts and niggers, but once in a while it produces something entertaining or valuable.
>>68440134
they're just having a nice conversation in the tree
everythings cool
this is normal
>>68440181
CAN ANYONE READ MORSE?
>>68437333
DUUUUUDE WEEEEED
THEIR ON TO US
>>68440134
They're eating pizza atm
lol hes shining a flashlight at us
>>68440181
THEY WANT MORE SMOKES
>>68440188
Morse code
>>68440197
That's why his in the middle area now and not the top
>>68440181
>tfw forgot Morse code from boy scouts
>>68436528
BTW Redwood pine cones are fucking huge. He's got a huge arsenal if he decides to go donkey kong.
>>68440135
Sometimes the struggles of the simple man is as fascinating as the fate of nations
IS LADDER BRO TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH US?????
>>68440188
>>68440181
morse code
probably wants him to leave
>>68440292
they're
morse code
>>68440134
one showed us his flashlight
>>68440000
fucking hell sweden
>>68439870
That's only because Brussels is full of corpses and corpses aren't fun
I love you /pol/
WHO CAN READ MORSE
HE WANTS US TO ORDER MORE PIZZA
Second ladder bro is infringing on first ladder bro's personal space!
>>68440285
The police sniper in the chopper is being given the go ahead to take the shot.
He just wants to make trees great again.
>>68440297
Telling Helicopter to fuck off, they aren't.
>being up on that ladder while it's slippery from the rain
LADDERBROS DISCUSSING NEXT STEP IN THEIR MASTER PLAN
The ladderbro was signalling "FUCK OFF" with his flashlight.
is treeman a metaphor?
>>68440400
what are you, fucking gay ?
>>68440474
I'd be so spooked
>>68440474
>trying to grab a slippery lunatic
>>68440408
I can. When he quickly flashes the mirror that's 1 doot. When he holds it longer that's a dooooot. I can't decipher it though
>>68440474
>they just climbed higher
LET'S BE REAL HERE
SMOKERS = DEGENERATES
we need new thread
>>68440276
I'd assume it's normal.
It's the USA after all
Can we order pizza for the cops and treebro?
>>68440244
we need boomerangs for these situations
I was gonna watch the Star Wars 7 tonight but this is more entertaining
>>68440634
>266 comments
>need new thread
fucking entitled brat
SOME GUY LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>68440616
>the ladder just got 10 feet higher.
that laugh though
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HELICOPTER EVIL LAUGH!
They should toss Treeman a walkie talkie so they don't have to be on that ladder all night
CREEPY LAUGH
Holy shit, ive been watching this shit for 2 hours already?
His name is Jack
He's disappointed not to find Giant's castle at top of beanstalk
hahahahahahahaha
HELICOPTER FLYING AWAY?
Did I just fucking hear treeman laughing
>>68440634
Not even the bump limit yet.
i should climb trees more often too bad about the chemtrails destroying them slowly though
SPOOPY LUAGHTER CONFIMRED
>that audible laughter
Low energy tree hugger.
Clearly a BernTard
>>68440474
haven't you ever climbed a high dive ladder?
you'd have to be pretty careless
the helicoptor bro is laughing, they are in the thread.
>>68440730
Everyone in Seattle is HAF
>>68440683
Don't confuse the antics of Florida Man with the rest of the country.
>>68439978
The best i could
>>68440620
NOT IF YOU'RE DOING IT ON TOP OF AN 80FT TREE
>>68440152
It's a cesspool. I avoid it at all costs.
Tacoma has the highest % of nigs in all of Washington. It's nearly national average.
>Black or African American alone, percent, April 1, 2010 (a) 11.2%
meanwhile, where I live: 1.2%
Feels good man.
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>68440715
Don't you have to hit the bomb shelter?
dude must be taking a shit
>>68440634
>>68436528
THREAD CONT
>>68440761
>>68440738
KEK
>>68440614
Serbia. Strong like tractor, smart like bull
LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES
ITS HAPPENING
>camouflaged to avoid police snipers
GENIUS
>>68440702
Cops already have pizza
4u merely adopted the bark. i was born in it
>>68436528
good old treeman watch
i love treeman watch we should have it everyday
THERE HE IS
>>68437333
DUUUUUDE WEEEEED
I've been studying for finals all day at work, can someone tell me what's going on?
Will this help Trump?
Laughing confirmed
>>68440802
NOT THE MEMES
THE BIRDS ARE CONFIRMED FOR LAUGHING AT TREEBRO
HE'S COMING DOOOOOWWWWWNNN
HE PERCHES
>>68440802
hahaha
HE'S BACK AT THE TOP
>>68437333
duddddee weeeeed
>>68440802
R A R E
>>68440620
Bern Faggots wouldn't have the balls to climb an 80+ Ft tree.
This is a Tree Dwarf or Tree Gnome. A special kind of crazy bad ass.
HES BACK IN THE NEST BROS
>mfw dead
>>68440821
Nah, I never leave my house so I'm okay. Let the normies and terrorists fight it out.
>>68440000
damn daniel
>>68440802
>tfw somebody actually fulfilled my request
Thanks huebro
RIPPING APART THE TREE AGAIN
Absolute MADMAN
HOLD ON TIGHT TREE MAN
Fucker keeps ripping more branches
This is creepy as hell this dude looks completely nuts.
GET OFF IT
GET OFF IT
he gunna swan dive
>>68440802
Nice job!
>>68441132
lol
Shut up Sheppard Smith
the sun comes out!
Why don't they move the ladder a little closer?
T'was a fine fellow named Smokes Gnome
Removed from society, he had no home
Up, he climbed, up the tall pine tree!
Mike the cop cried "With a pack of smokes, we shall dispatch thee!"
Pursuant were the authorities, onto him at once...
Fireman or policeman, it mattered not
Often they both thought he had been smoking pot
REE! Smokes Gnome yelled! "Toss me thy smokes!"
Policemen, armed with lead and tobacco, began to ponder
Requisition a pizza! In the name of Jane Fonda!
Eventually the pepperoni-covered consumable arrived
So happy, Smokes Gnome was! He was as hungry as a bear (or five!)
Into the fine pastry he gnawed, chewing the meat and topping
Dew turned to rain, it began to get a bit choppy
Every man, woman, and babe turned their eye to the brave nomad
They all thought we would get prison time at most
But then anon read the first letter of each line in this post
SUN
U
N
>>68438719
kek thnx bruh
>>68440715
was there a scene release of it ?
>sun
>seattle
I don't buy it
>>68441309
3/10
shit meter
>>68441271
the tree gnome is easily startled and can become aggresive if he hasn't had his smokes in a while
Is he eating the tree now?
>>68441429
Blu ray got leaked m8. check /tv/
>>68441309
Kek
when you want to get high highly
>>68441309
you glorious bastard
In case you get bored
>>68441430
Seattle isn't even the rainiest city in the US, that's a myth.
What fucking stream is everyone watching where they have sound?
>Joe Biden visits Seattle
>stops for pizza
Climber = Joe Biden CONFIRMED
>>68441271
You want him to have control of an 80ft tree AND a ladder?
>>68441590
Pinecones are a known source of hobo nourishment.
>>68441651
Anti-Trump protesters?
20 bucks he's about to fall
Anyone know what this guy is tweaking off? Looks like he's on something and not having a good time
>>68441614
Nice.
the tree is his domain
Macy's shill
>>68441709
uh anon..... are you a bat?
>>68441660
It's accurate if you think of it in terms of "number of days where it rains" and you count a 30 minute drizzle.
it's raining, this fucker is about to slip
>>68442050
>thinking tree gnome would slip from his natural environment
Climbs tree because Seattle has worst drivers NA
>>68441662
KOMO.
Though all I hear is the whoosh of the helicopter or whatever is causing it.
Saw this on my walk home. Just kept walking, shit happens all the time here.
is he doing gymnastics now?!
>>68441985
>>>68440761 →
TREEMAN IS A BAT CONFIRMED
>>68441651
>There's a cop standoff right down the street
>No livestream
>Don't feel like walking over to watch
SOMEBODY GET THE FUCK OUT THERE WITH A TRUMP SIGN
>>68437333
>DUUUUUDE WEEEEEED
