So what's every country's nicknames? Americans are burgers, the Germans are hans, Romanians are vampires. What else?
>>68434415
They call me Leaf. Or Maple nigger.
>>68434415
Brit bongs
>>68435210
Nah your new official title is Reddit: the country.
>>68434415
Germans are Achmed
UK is Achmed
France is Achmed
Belgium is Achmed
Sweden is Achmed
turkey kebab
>>68435378
You can choose between Tyrone and Juan
>>68435489
We are already called Jamal.
>>68435369
I thought Canada was tumblrina land
or is that Sweden or are they both Sweden
>>68434415
Romanians are vampires.
Ironically the word vampire, comes from the Serbian language.
>The English term was derived (possibly via French vampyre) from the German Vampir, in turn derived in the early 18th century from the Serbian vampir (Cyrillic: вaмпиp),[6][7][8][9][10][11] when Arnold Paole, a purported vampire in Serbia was described during the time when Northern Serbia was part of the Austrian Empire.
It's also funny when you ask a romanian
Do you speak a romance language ?
And they answer with Da.
hue? hue
>>68435378
USA is tyrone and pablo
>>68434415
USA are Obama
>>68434415
who ?
>>68434415
what am I?
>>68434415
>OP pic related
Ukrainian flag is the opposite
>>68436126
Drug lord.
>>68436332
Eh, it was a random pic
Haiti are Pierre
belgians used to be called waffle-niggers
they shall now be known as pitabread-niggers
>>68435732
Interesting, djokovic
Turkey- Roaches
Poland-Moroccans
>>68434415
Chile texas
Canada A FUCKING LEAF
Netherands toothbrush
What is Spain? Pablo?
>>68436746
Nah, that's more mexican. I'm thinking more Carlos.
>>68435210
I believe "Syrup Nigger" is the term you are looking for.
Nations get their nicknames from what they do now, compared to what they once were.
Poster representatives also reflect a nickname (Australian, Turkish, Canadian, etc.)
Rare flags simply remain rare
mongols?
i don't actually know though.
>>68436380
Not very original.
Cocalombians, I think that's how we are called.
>>68437095
Rape pls
>>68434415
So far for us i've heard Luigi, Giovanni, pizza boi, pasta nigger, shitalian
we have been called "Fingoloid" so long that it has become a badge of honour
Danes call us mountain apes, but you won't hear that anywhere else
>>68437147
Or possibly Escobar.
>>68437147
Couldn't think of anything better. To be fair nobody really thinks of you guys very much. That nickname works though.
>>68437231
satanists or vikings, take your pick
I'm not really sure, could someone tell me?
>>68437215
I want to call you guys Funland since that one anon in the sticky said Finland news used /pol/ as a source in the brussels news today.
>>68437203
It's a me, Mario!
>>68437410
Wannabe Spain
>>68434415
Indians are called Pajeet, Poo-in-Loos, and Wagon Wheels. They have DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS.
>>68437410
west spaniards...
jk
>>68435447
Sweden is Somali/cuck land
Turks are roaches
our ones pretty obvious
in fact i almost never hear 'New Zealander'
>>68437603
Sheep fucker.
>>68435732
Serbia is kebab remover.
what other name other than burger?
not that i'm not fine with that, burger is delicious
>>68437603
Faggot?
Texas
>>68437603
aussie
>>68434415
Singapoors, even though we are one of the richest countries in SEAnigger land
Texas.
Feels good desu.
>>68434415
Reporting for duty.
>>68437603
Kiwi
>>68437580
Hungry.
>>68437601
Why roaches for Turks?
In my country, we call the german preisen (Preußen)
The french is the hecken fransous (maybe best translates to scumbag french)
An the belgians are the frites (french fries)
I guess we are calles the luxos, but that's so simple though
>>68437655
I know, just throwing some random info there.
>>68437776
Just as long as you promise to put no beans in your Chile.
What are Austrians?
>>68437387
Oh yes, should have considered those first. I'm from a place in Norway called Vik, so I am referred to as a Viking, or someone who comes from Vik. The word viking actually means the same thing, it just means someone who comes from a "vik" or a bay in English.
>>68436746
>what is Spain?
Worthless, I believe
Mexico: beaners
>>68437964
>Austrians
I think I shall call then "flip-straya".
>>68437603
Fake Australia
>>68434415
Potatoniggers
>>68437964
Australians.
>>68438004
You learn something new everyday.
>>68434415
>Romanians are vampires.
Gypsies.
>>68435318
Britcucks.
>>68435210
(a fucking) leaf
>>68435447
Ahmed. Or just 'Cuck.'
>>68435489
Ahmed. Or 'Schnitzelcuck.'
>>68435732
Kebab remover.
>>68435804
Huahue.
>>68435878
Frog.
>>68436122
Literally who?
>>68436126
All I know about you guys is cocaine.
>>68436746
Siesta Steve.
Not doing any more, this got boring.
>>68437964
Schluchtenscheisser.
>>68438113
Latvia holds that title too.
>>68437880
In ex yugoslavia we call Germans, Švabe/Швaбe which is a short for Bubašvaba/Бyбaшвaбa, which means cockroach.
germans literally cockroaches.
>>68434415
Pablo, Pedro, taco, wetxico
>No Jose so far
>My name is Jose :^(
Swiss - Mountain Jews
>>68438009
BEAUTIFUL JEWISH BABIES
>>68437964
BASEMENT
>>68438238
Mohammed Muhammed Mohommed tbqh
>>68438211
you're a beaner. quit lying.
>>68437819
Little Brazil
>>68438402
Forgot about that one desu
>>68438211
Pedro
>>68434415
>a fucking pineapple
>>68438211
fucking taco-nigger
t. pupusa-nigger
>>68438188
it's the other way around though.
>>68434415
Need rarer flags OP
>>68438558
Hungry, or Starving?
>>68438393
Build wall Tyrone.
>>68437147
>>68437242
never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFjke_ahBYY
>>68438537
>t. pupusa-nigger
el salvador
>>68434415
Hrvoje
>>68438188
nobody really calls them that here except a few edgelords who think they still live in yugoslavia and find it extremely funny to call them that
>>68438558
Keep telling yourself that mongol.
>>68434415
I'm often called "Sven" even though it's not a Norwegian name. "Ola" or "Anders" is the stereotypical name you're looking for.
Flip-land
>>68434415
no bully pls
UK, France, Germany is Ahmed/Mohammed
US is Jamal/Tyrone
>>68437603
Kiwibro
>>68438664
More, just for you
Turkey= roaches or kebab
>>68438188
I thought švabe comes from Swabia.
>>68438211
Mexcrement.
>>68434415
americans - niggers
arab - sand niggers
indian - curry poo
colombians - coke niggers
eskimos - snow nigs
flips - asian niggers
did I miss anything?
POO
>>68438792
Oh come on, you don't call germans svabe anymore ?
What did they stop playing old partisan movies and yugo shows in croatia ?
Your loss, both were great.
You still regularly hear Svaba instead of german here.
Although it's no longer meant as an insult, it's just a nickname now, like brits call them krauts.
>>68438792
Everybody calls them Švabe. Even people with blond hair are called like that. Darker skinned are called Cigo(gypo)
>>68434415
Cucks. All of 'em.
we are called achmed cuz we have 30% Muslims including me :D
>>68438793
What are you even talking about.
I meant the cockroaches are called germans not the other way around.
A german sub-nationality is called "Schwaben". A mountain range is called "Schwäbische Alb" In hungary there's the "sváb-bogár" which also means cockroach. "bogár" meaning bug.
>>68438700
i have no idea. a lot of people joke around with 'har har are you hungry?" but i've never seen anyone actually call us that
>>68438934
It used to german, germans settled near danube were swabians, so švabe
after WW II if you wanted to insult them you meant cockroaches and not danube swabians.
But as I said, it's no longer meant as an insult at all, just a fact of life, a nickname, like brits call them krauts sometimes.
>>68438934
it does, but čedo is autist so he is writing nonsense
>>68437964
Germans. Unironically.
>>68439229
I couldn't think of anything better, but it's a common joke when discussing your country.
>>68437769
You guys need a nickname related to gaming.
Holy shit! You guys play MMORPG like its a matter of life or death.
Brazilians are just annoying, you guys are straight psychos online.
>>68439498
You mean koreans?
>>68439095
i don't really know it sort of faded away after the 90s/2000s
>>68439124
and in what hick village do you live in?
Why are Magyars called Hungarians in English? It just doesn't make sense. We call them Mađari.
>>68439124
>>68439095
>>68438792
>Croatians and Serbians getting along adorably.
It is a good time to be alive.
>>68439229
ah yes, sorry, I explained that see
>>68439095
it's not anymore meant as an insult.
Also why are englishmen calling you hungarians
Isn't it Mađari / Maђapи ?
>>68439428
I can confirm this.
Austrians = Germans.
>>68439697
I have no idea whatsoever. Probably some strange transliteration. Ask a Brit, they made this strange language.
>>68434415
W-we're called Onions....
>>68439833
Nope we call their country Hungary. No clue why.
>>68439868
R A R E
A
R
E
you're all faggots
>>68434415
the name is Gay, U. R. Gay
>>68439662
Split...
Norks are Best Korea
>>68440098
Simpsons.
>>68439868
Where is your leaf Canada?
>>68434415
I don't know.
>>68439833
>>68439960
It is. But i think it's something about being horse-riders with bows that got them confused and somehow made them think we have anything to do with the huns.
(we actually do, but it's not an awful lot)
Either way we're now stuck with it. Probably is for the better too, since almost nobody can pronounce magyar correctly.
>>68440291
State Zero
Fake Canada
>>68440118
I'm from Lika and it's true that people with a tan and dark hair are sometimes jokingly called gypsies, but we don't call blonde people švabe. That's just retarded.
>>68434415
Romanians are gypsies you fucking newfag.
>>68440391
Mah-Gi-Ya-R?
USA - Burgers
Mexico - Taconigger
(Most of South America) - spics
Canada - A fucking leaf
Brazil - Hue monkey
Argentina - Nigger
Britain - Britbong
France - Frog
Belgium - waffle
Germany - kraut
Sweden - cucks
Portugal - t. Alberto Barbosa
Spain - Spics
Romania - gypsy
Ukraine - hohol
Finland - Mongol
Russia - vodkanigger
Israel - greatest ally / happy merchant
Egypt - WE
(Most of Africa) - niggers
(Most of Middle East) - sand niggers
India - POO
Austarila - shit posters
New Zeland - kiwi
>>68435732
>>Do you speak a romance language ?
>>And they answer with Da.
Oh look, its this fucking garbage again.
Stop posting anytime: https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=VlPqdhcoASM
>ROMANIAN GRAMMAR the closest to CLASSICAL(ANCIENT) LATIN
Lesson 1
Romanian maintains from CLASSICAL LATIN the synthetic Genitive and Dative (with the help of endings) pattern, while Italian, French and Spanish preferred the construction as it were in the VULGAR LATIN
Note ! These are only two examples out of hundreds of similar Classical Latin-Romanian
CLASSIC LATIN-----------ROMANIAN----------VULGAR LATIN--------
Casa matris meae------Casa mamei mele-----casa de matre meae-----
Scribo matri meae------Scriu mamei mele----Scribo ad matre mea-----
C. LATIN---ROMANIAN---FRENCH-----ITALIAN---SPANISH----ENGLISH
Intro---------Intru-------J'entre--------Entro ----Entro-------I enter
Intras--------Intri------Tu entres-------Entri-----Entras-----You enter
Intrat--------Intra-------Il entre--------Entra-----Entra------He enters
Intramus----Intram---Nous entrons---Entriamo--Entramos---We enter
Intratis------Intrati----Vous entrez-----Entrate---Entrais----You enter
Intrant ------Intra -----Ils entrent-----Entranno --Entrano--They enter
>ROMANIAN IS CONSERVATIVE
Romanian conservative features denote its isolation from the Western Romance world, despite the Slavic influence.There are many Latin traces found in phonetics, morphology, syntax, and vocabulary, which have long disappeared from the other Romance languages:
DECLENSIONS 3 (three) surviving declension categories for the NOUN,
just as in the case of Classical Latin.
100 LATIN words preserved exclusively in the ROMANIAN vocabulary:
Some examples”
Latin “caecia” > Romanian “ceata” (fog),
Latin "lingula" > Romanian "lingura" (spoon),
Latin "placenta" > Romanian "placinta" (pie),
And we would be?
>>68439737
Shit its been 3 full posts, balkans cant properly function like this
SRBE NA VRBE, BOSNA JE SRCE HRVATSKE
DUVNO, MORE LIKE TOMISLAVGRAD
AYYLMAO NEVER FORGETTI JASENOVAC SPAGHETTI
there i have restored balance to the universe
>>68440275
That's the place ships get very lost.
>>68440585
Lesson 2
>ROMANIAN VERBS maintain and continues the CLASSICAL LATIN forms:
-4 conjugation types, having the same thematic vowels:
Latin "-are", "-ere", "-ere", "-ire"
Romanian "-a", "-ea", "-e", "-i"
-3 personal moods (indicative, subjunctive, imperative) and three non-personal moods (infinitive, gerund, participle).
NEUTER GENDER of nouns kept from CLASSICAL LATIN non-existent in the other Romance languages, marked only in Romanian by the ending "-URI".These words have male-gender forms in the singular and female-gender form in the plural: pod-podURI (bridge-bridges).
=========================================================================================
PHONETICALY, Romanian kept Latin diphthongs from CLASSICAL LATIN UNLIKE other Romance languages: Classical Latin "au" remained "au" in Romanian:
Endings in “U”. Only Romanian, Sicilian, and Sardinian kept its endings in “U” from Classical Latin, versus “O” in Vulgar Latin and western Romance.
Classical Latin "taurus" (bull) - Romanian "taur" - Spanish "toro"
SEMANTIC SENSES developed from ARCHAIC LATIN words
Latin "pavimentum" (floor) - Romanian "pamant" ("land"),
Latin "carraria" (wide road) -Romanian "carare" (foot path),
Latin "fossatum" ("ditch") - Romanian "sat" (village),
Latin "anima" (soul) - Romanian "inima" (heart).
Kaaskoppen?
I don't know, weed bro?
What am I
>>68440510
Vampires really works better. Besides what if moldova ever posts?
Zadar born here.
Most common nickname I get from people when they discover im Croatian is
>serb
>>68440585
Ayyyy
Are you triggered Romanian ?
Da!
>>68434415
I'm afraid we're too insignificant to even have a nickname.
>>68440422
Sounds good, at least it's not related to us paying debts.
>>68440464
>I'm from Lika
When you play football against bears, how do you know which one is your teamate and which one is bear?
>>68440579
Oh forgot some
Turkey - turkroach
Serbia - kebab remover
Bosnia (plus all other Muslims) - kebab
>>68439868
Triangle
>>68440590
Internet junkies.
>>68440542
I think that the 'gy' part is pronounced like j, at least that's how we pronounce it.
>>68440665
Pot smoker.
>>68440665
Swamp German
>>68434415
What am I
>>68440735
Lego.
>>68437880
What the fuck are you talking about? The only thing I can understand is the fries part, we don't use those terms at all.
>>68440693
That has to sting
>>68440783
ayy lmao
>>68440591
NEXT YEAR IN KNIN
DOGODINE U KNINU
kek
What's the Dutch nickname?
>>68440928
holy shit, its like a fucking unicorn
>>68440957
Mongol lite
>>68440928
medium rare?
>>68440871
Croatian is probably closer to it than English so I'll take your word for it.
>>68440957
stoners
>>68440829
Not so bad. I guess having one of the best internets in the world means something.
>>68440928
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68440928
wait what in the fuck. Is this where Blue Curacao comes from?
>>68434415
>Romanians are vampires
Why are you doing this to my sides, gypsy?
>>68435210
Hockey land, and your currency: beanbags.
>>68440783
I've only seen maybe 2 bears in my life.
>>68440928
;_;
>>68441140
All i could think of, don't hear too much about Estonia in the news.
>>68440928
What the fuck are you even????
Jesus h Fuck.
>>68436746
Paco.
>>68440731
Yes, stupid, ignorant people trigger me.
>>68441230
A
FUCKING
DUCK
>>68441394
I wouldn't be talking Paco.
>>68441348
No problem burgerfriend.
>>68441025
WUAOUW FUKKOFF SERBCUNT TURKROACH-RAPEBABY
ZDS ŽAP [insert more rude acronyms]
EAT TRACTORS AND WHAT NOT
>>68434415
name me, cucks.
>>68438211
>Mexicants
>>68441025
Do yourself a favor and go to Australia as a Serb.
You instantly get burnt by the aussies for being a "wog" (applies to virtually any hard working Adriatic/Mediterranean ethnicity).
Then all the other wogs will call you a Croatian.
There was this movie called Wog Boy back in the day with a character called Tony the Yugoslav "farken" you have probably seen or heard of him farken.
He is half cro, half serb, when he wakes up in the morning he wants to kill himself farken.
That's the life of a slav in australia
>the sting disappears pretty quick
>>68440781
Spic Greece
>>68441592
Lady boy
>>68440542
Nope.
You don't have that sound in english it's like....
It's a D .... or similar ...a d you pronounce not with the tip of your tongue, but further to the back of your tongue, almost like a G.
Followed by Y like from "you".
Essentially try pronouncing D Y very fast and very slow and if you let it change to be more easy to pronounce you get "gy".
>>68441592
Land defended by Big Boss.
>>68436126
Narcolombia
>>68441592
Thailand
>>68441237
Don't lie anon. There is nothing to be ashamed of when bear fucks your wife. You got cucked by bear, so what? It's better than Jamal or Mehmet
>>68436746
Manolo or Venancio
>>68437819
Portuguese? Pork And Cheese
>>68440585
>>68440649
yet the romans still used a greek alphabet
get cucked by the denbts
>>68441736
That's hard as shit to pronounce lol.
>>68441449
And they're one of the most annoying birds, after geese.
>>68440665
>>68440917
>>68440928
>>68441050
We're Colgate. Or Aquafresh. These days anyway.
>>68441736
>tfw foreigners can't pronounce lj, nj, ž, đ and dž
>>68437964
Adolf
I've been called Anders, Varg and snownigger
What's Wales?
>>68439697
I think it comes from the German word for Hungary; Ungarn.
>>68437410
3rd world european
>>68442144
Sheepshagger or Glynn
>>68437231
Norway=Vikings.Good country.
>>68442064
my mothers name is Ljubica
>lajoobika?
>>68437498
POO IN LOO
O
O
I
N
L
O
O
>>68442129
Get out varg desu.
you pagan kikes must stop
>>68442129
Not even Abbath?
>>68442064
It's tough! And I speak some Chinese, so I'm no stranger to different sounds.
>>68438211
They have called me:
>Mexicunt
>Mexican't
>Mexicuck
>MexiJuan
>Beaner
>Tortillas
>Quesadillas
>Burrito
>Bean burrito
>Burrito con chilli
>Office Depot
I have heard all of those from USA or English speakers, so their accents are hilarious.
>>68437410
Alberto Barbossa!
>>68442318
It's extremely hard to explain. Just google it.
From what I've seen, russians are generally called slavs/ruskies/vlads/some other random slav name.
Belgians have already been designated by Monty Python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knwwgZNeIpA
>>68442451
thanks for being such a good sport about it pendejo
>>68437603
Pseudo straya
>>68442129
kek, we are bigger nords than you're.
Dinaric masterrace
>>68439428
Germans are cucks
>>68442574
general ivan, vodka drunkinski, you name it.
>>68441968
Based murica
>>68442187
This is not Turkey
>>68436621
>Poland-Moroccans
wut. i heard plumbers but this...
>>68442318
>Lajoobika
Ukrainians will always be kulaks to me
>>68442027
not if you let it get smoothed out-
it's a soft sound.
we also have
>s for "SHoe"
>sz "Silicone"
>dzs for "Jungle"
>zs for ....Jungle minus the D sound at the beginning.
>ty for ... well it sounds like "aT You" but is somehow treated like a single phoneme.
>>68442064
please explain what those are...
i've also been wondering what the ł and đ on my keyboard were.
>>68442166
Yeah but where does that come from?
Ungarn, unkkari, hongrie, hungary, etc plus there's ancient historical stuff like ugor etc.
>>68442550
Sorry I didn't make that post clear.
I am Croatian myself, I spent most of my life living in Australia though.
No one could ever pronounce her name correctly
>>68434415
Is there one for El Herpador??
>>68440928
Fucking hell, Shit-liquor-land, you put this entire board in a knot.
>>68442407
Abbath worships the Jews in KISS
I listen to true Aryan black metal
>>68442764
Pierogi nigger
>>68440975
maybe that's because you're dutch and we're luxembourgish
>>68441412
Come on dude, you were supposed to answer with Da!
Get with the times.
>>68441646
I was joking mate
I prefer U kini jedu pse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuWsiS7kujs
>>68442064
I was watching some interviews with Stana Katic and nobody could pronounce her last name right.
Always Katik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ6X1p-0BqI
>>68442856
irrelevance.
>>68442856
R A R E
A
R
E
>>68441592
Bosta Pobre?
>>68434415
burger niggers
>>68435318
tea niggers
>>68435447
niggers
>>68435489
sausage niggers
>>68435732
removal niggers
>>68435804
hue niggers
>>68435878
baguette niggers
>>68436122
balkan niggers 3
>>68436126
cocaine niggers
>>68436746
siesta niggers
>>68437095
niggers
>>68437125
trianon niggers
>>68437203
pasta niggers
>>68437215
mongol niggers
>>68437410
moor niggers
>>68437603
kiwi niggers
>>68437737
bean niggers
>>68437841
leaf niggers
>>68437880
not a country niggers
>>68437964
hitler niggers
>>68438004
snow niggers
>>68438113
potato niggers
>>68438211
taco niggers
>>68438353
cricket niggers
>>68438536
pineapple niggers
>>68434415
Finns are Mongols.
>>68439868
triangle niggers
>>68440098
spic greeceflag niggers
>>68440291
port niggers
>>68440585
gypsy niggers
>>68440590
toothbrush gif niggers
>>68440665
clog niggers
>>68440928
island niggers
>>68441216
vodka niggers
>>68441592
dickgirl niggers
>>68442021
olive oil niggers
>>68442764
hussar niggers
>>68442856
cartel niggers
>>68442919
Not quite french, not quite german, all banker.
>>68440591
why are croats so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwKEwiulL9o
>>68442893
Norsk Arisk Black Metal
>>68442979
Estonia is also Irrelevant
Or "self proclaimed Scandinavian"
Juan White
>>68437203
Meatball and Goomba
If you're Sicilian then it's just nigger.
>>68443073
>balkan
wrong area
too irrelevant anyway
taig, mick, fenian, paddy, papist
fucking anglos
>>68443073
nigger lover
>>68442924
Same thing with Kasich. It's Kasić(or maybe kašić) not fucking kejsik.
>>68443193
WE ARE HISTORICALLY AND GEOGRAPHICALLY SCANDINAVIAN.
FUCK OFF
>>68435318
You know it's Mohammed, Mohammed.
>>68443213
Spic cowboys.
>>68443193
SPIC. I HOPE TRUMP REMOVES YOU
>>68442027
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Hu-magyar_nyelv.ogg
means hungarian language
ny is also a single phoneme. it is pronounced exactly as you'd think it is.
I dont think we have a nickname. I don't think we are relevant in the first place
>>68437410
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>68443276
You're fucking anglo too, potato nigger.
>>68442318
Lew (similar to how brits pronounce new but much more exaggerated and with an l instead of n) - bee (short e) - tsa (pronounced like pizza)
>>68443499
Huh, one thing is your language is definitely unique, never tried to speak anything like it. It's a neat one.
>>68443435
Spic cowboys is the perfect description for the Argentinian 'Gaucho'
>>68443165
Croats are of Germano-Persian origin tbqhdesubakasempai
prove me wrong
protip:
i wont reply
>>68442924
I understood you were joking haha, it can be hard to portray my tone without using a bunch of xD faces and coming across as a teenybopper.
>>68438821
Fail penis
>>68443740
That's what I was going for.
