SMOKES GNOME THREAD #2
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MAN IN TREE THROWING SHIT DEMANDING SMOKES.
COREY, TREVOR, SMOKES, LET'S GO.
STREAM:
http://komonews.com/live/event
DOES ANYONE HAVE A DRONE?
first for treebeard
>>68431237
first for trump
>>68431407
>drone
You mean quadcopter/multirotor?
will he ever get his smokes???
>>68431407
I have a pet fish
Is he Jeff Mangum?
That's a big tree
[Spoiler] for you [/spoiler]
>>68431237
Washington state is so cucked.
If they get to close, they'll get pine coned. This is a real pickle!
1st post = best post
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
LOL fucker is trowing at the guy on the ladder.
>>68431237
Is he literally throwing his shit?
Best Stream:
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
What time does it get dark?
>>68431457
Didn;t take the resident autist long to turn up
NTH FOR BURN THE TREE
my heart
What is he yelling? We need /pol/lacks on the ground to hear his sermon
>>68431237
Something's fucky
>>68431483
I think he's just asking for smokes so someone gets close enough for him to stab them with a branch.
Did someone call to rescue their hobo, or is this a feral one?
>>68431237
Tree climbing, hugging, throwing, pocketing, etc. needs to be banned.
When will we enact common sense tree laws that 90% of Americans already agree upon?!
Face it, Treenuts, you are on the wrong side of history. AGAIN!
RIP TREE DUDE
>>68431579
Nope, twigs.
Anybody good enough with numbers to ballpark what this is costing the authorities per hour? Curious. Seems like a lot of dudes for one man in a tree.
Carl's dad on the scene.
Something like this
HD stream from helicollector no audio
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68431561
I got poked in the eye with a pine needle once. 2/10 do not recommend. They aren't keeping a safe distance.
LADDERBRO IS BACKING OFF WE WIN THIS ROUND
>Go to Seattle
>Get hit by pine cones thrown by homeless garden gnome in tree
Why
>>68431608
apparently his mother was raped by that very tree when he was a wee little lumberjack
>>68431206
>serena
Shit taste Å‚ad
SHITS JUST GOT REAL
HATS BLOODY OFF
>>68431237
This is the only answer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y30LAj502mY
CIA SPOTTED
Is it raining? The absolute madman!
>>68431699
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
RAIN
A
I
N
The LORD is DISPLEASED
THE RAIN GOD COMETH
>>68431646
Get those smokes and maple syrup, my man.
>>68431523
It's just a little bit of faggot-tree.
>ladder guy climbing down ladder to eat his sandwich for lunch
>>68431699
kek confirms
RAIN
HE WILL FALL
Mother nature is now involved
Rain started, Zeus finally arrived to proceed with this op.
listen to the voices inside dont listen to them
follow your heart tree man
How ya gonna smoke in the rain????
>>68431720
JUST GIVE THE MAN A KITTEN
lol hes getting soaked
is he taking a shit? he looks very concentrated
Did it just start raining?
>Ladder bro
Why the fuck is the camera guy panning all over the place? Zoom in on the bum.
LOL, did it just start raining?
HE BROUGHT THE RAIN
>>68431599
PEACEFUL
PROTESTS
#NOTALLMUSLIMS
>>68432028
yee
>>68431963
They should give him some PCP
It would be like a science experiment, what's the difference between a homeless man in a tree, and a PCP-=crazed homeless man in a tree
>Wants to get smoked
>gets soaked instead
Poor gnome man.
GOD FUGGING DAMN IT WHAT IS HE SAYING?!
LOL, everyone went inside. Literally sitting in a tree by himself now.
>>68432064
Those were Greek riots tho
Always more fun during Christmass
>>68432028
God is tired of this shit. If the firemen won't spray him, He's gonna do it!
Someone check the doppler for that area, how big is the storm?
http://komonews.com/live/event
copter view familiano
also bet the lad is gonna slip now ;_;
>>68431522
Leave the shitposting to Canada and Australia
Well he shouldnt have thrown away his hat
Ground stream with mono audio for anyone that is just watching komo.
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
lel, whats going on? just a guy in a tree or what?
What is the soundtrack to this happening?
Hopefully thor will grace us with his presence
Treebeard's a good biy, he dindu nuffin!
Oh shit, druid hobo has summoned up a storm. They better back off before he sets off an earthquake.
did he ever get his smokes?
>you will never be a garden gnome sitting in the rain on top of an 80 ft tree while law enforcement waits in a nearby building until you either fall down or climb down
:( That was my favorite branch
I bet he played Nox back in the day
JOEY THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUT0eta7jXA&feature=youtu.be&t=1m1s
He'll shit himself if he hears a rumble of thunder.
time to get comfy boys
>>68432247
that song FreeFalling
>>68432242
He is protesting for his right to smoke on top of a tree
hes throwing shit all over
its fucking happening
it's getting really hard to see
I bet he's really regretting dehatting himself now
Only a matter of time until he throws in the towel and tries to jump to the ladder.
>>68432097
SCIENCE DEMANDS ANSWERS!!!
He's bringing out the fingers
>>68431237
HAHAHA! Holy Shit! That's right outside Two Union Square where i work. I'd time stamp but I'm home now.
BIRDS FLIPPED
Bet he wishes he didn't tear off all those branches now
>>68432275
If this happens I will renounce god and spend the rest of my life praising kek and spreading the word of dank memes
>>68432176
just scattered showers.
>>68431237
This is hilarious. They gonna chop it down or what?
hes my waifu
#JUSTICE4SMOKEY
don't slip tree gnome ;_;
>>68432390
go here serb
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
Lmao he is giving everyone the finger and yells towards the sky now
>>68431584
7-8pm Pacific
GOOD LUCK SMOKESGNOME
>>68432274
Wow, that really is some very precisely positioned "fuck you" from the sky
he is getting really agitated and he threw another branch
>>68432447
damn, I was hoping for heavy winds
>>68432348
Maximum comfy achieved
>>68432348
Yeah this is actually comfy as fuck
>>68432482
He is calling in the power of Zeus. The government is going to get zapped.
too bad stream is not good enough to generate memes
perhaps after he gets down and gives an interview?
interview memes are shit tho
i just love memes you guys
>>68432247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tKFfd2Ou-k
>>68432358
seems reasonable
GIMME SMOKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68431625
I'm wondering if this is some kind of attention sucking psy-op.
>>68431237
>http://komonews.com/live/event
So is he just going to strip the tree bare?
Why can't we just shoot him?
>>68432275
Baal
did he fall asleep??
SLEEP TIGHT GNOMER
>>68432202
Fuck you burger, I do what I want
>>68432374
this is how it starts
Did the CIA van leave lmao?
>>68432357
I think you meant TreeFalling
>>68432565
We love you too Spain.
Now enjoy the TreeMan for what he is.
Is he dead?
Or is he summoning something fierce up?
>>68432470
>mfw
>when did it all go wrong
>>68432478
Nice. Now when he falls down on one stream I can rewatch it on the one with a longer delay
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ealNayCkaU
whats his end game, /pol/?
>>68432706
He looks like he's shitting himself
>>68432247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ
>>68432803
Race war
he's going to catch a cold
>>68432768
>country
>>68432803
Get his smokes
>>68432803
Suicide by gravity
>>68432803
smokes
>>68432748
Kek
>>68432803
He just wants some smokes and maple syrup
>>68432803
flap his arms and fly away into the night sky.
>>68432803
Smokes.
>>68432803
Free smokes
I love how the fire department is just walking around like they couldn't care less.
>>68432565
Be careful, my wife's son killed himself using memes
Rate my OC
oldfags only pl0x
>>68431237
I've been watching this across the street in my high-rise office. Comedic gold.
>>68432803
Become a dank meme
>>68432857
Perfect
>>68432803
Climb tree
Shit down below
Slip on said shit
Fall
Become SJW martyr
Profit???
>>68432803
It is anoda shoha ο:Λ)"
>>68432247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIoKr9VDg3A
>>68432803
To show the people of Seattle the fragility of their tree idol. A modern Diogenes.
>>68432957
pics or it didn't happen
hmm that looks more like 70-80 feet than 40
whats going on? Any background info?
>>68432159
Yeah I didn't care what the context was I just wanted to poke fun at niggers and mudslimes.
>>68432803
Smokes, after he gets those is when the fun begins
No joke, there are tons of filthy faggots who hang around that building all day, every day sifting through ash trays looking for people's discarded cigarettes. I never thought the degeneracy would lead to this.
fuck this guy for messing up this tree. hope he falls
shit guys he is doing some fancy maneuvers
HAPPENING
>>68433136
Some bernie cuck decided to live in a tree
Hes gettin more comfy lol
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YF9AALr0m8
>>68432803
smokes
HE'S POCKETING MORE TREE
>>68433136
Angry druid demanding that Seattle be returned to nature.
he seems really angry now
he's trying to do something
>>68433042
>mfw it was an "art" project all along
>>68432957
Are you in 2 Union Square?
>>68433100
Nah, it's a sequoia that doesn't naturally grow in the region and doesn't have enough room to grow to full height.
THIS HERE TREE NIGGER MAD AS FUCK
>>68433136
ISIS climbed a tree, and got caught.
I live in Seattle. The fuck is going on? Who is this tree wizard?
He's a like a real goblin
Whats he saying?
Love, big trees, woodchopping. I dare say: let's not overrate this whole situation. Up there for Merkel? Up there for FERKEL! probably not.
>>68432803
Crashing this tree!
>he keeps moving around and shit
DON'T FALL
YOU'RE PROBABLY SOME DEGENERATE HIGH ON SHIT BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FALL MAN
what if takes the tree down from top to bottom?
HE'S GETTING MORE AMMO
>>68433136
Mom wouldn't give him his smokes, he mad.
>>68432857
Nice
>>68433136
/r/sandersforpresident snapped when someone hung up on their phone bank. Climbed a tree and started throwing apples at people
>>68432957
tell him to holler louder we cant hear shit
>>68433352
get over there and shoot him down
the cops are afraid to do what needs to be done!
god damn that is a huge tree
>>68433260
>http://komonews.com/live/event
lol this is fucking perfect
Does the short pants with the knee's exposed stand for the continued struggle of the white man???
POOP ON THE TREE
>>68433136
A bernout feeling the bern
R E L O A D I N G
>>68433502
how does a gnome know what apples is?
>>68433352
run downtwon and send him up a helium baloon with smokes, lighter, and fireworks
Anyone /gnomesweetgnome/ here? This was my jam on VHS as a young lad. All this gnome-based shenanigans brought it all back to me, currently rewatching. It's at least three times as good as I remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDKEk9iyTms
>>68433552
No, it stands for hipster faggot.
I'm getting irrationally angry about what he's doing to this tree
>>68431237
wat is he doing
he's throwing shit again!!
>>68433352
>BUY A DRONE
>FLY IT AT TREE MAN NOW
opening fire with bits of tree
>>68433609
maybe he used to live under one. I'm not sure.
Jesus Christ some one get that man some cigarettes.
>>68433527
wew lad. That's atleast 80 feet tall.
https://youtu.be/ZT-HKrTkoWU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT-HKrTkoWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT-HKrTkoWU
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT-HKrTkoWU
THREAD THEME
>>68432642
Except rule the seas :^)
THOSE WHO INSULT THE DENDROIDS WILL BE HEADLESS BEFORE THE NIGHT ENDS!
>>68433527
I think it's a redwood tree.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequoioideae
>>68433673
it was a nice goddamn tree
were gonna need a new thread soon
>>68433700
Summoning the Russian Army
This treeman is a Trump plant to distract from Hillary and Bernie
>>68433363
lol yes
why the fuck are all those branches cut off
>>68433828
get rekt limey scum
Guy looks so depressed squatting in that tree
HOLY SHIT HIS BALLS
WHAT IS HE DOING
HES GETTING HIS COCK OUT
Gnarly!!!!
MUH DICK?!
RAIN IS OVER, HE IS NOW ASKING FOR A HAIR DRIER
DICK GRAB HAPPENING
NO POO IN THE LOO NOT A TREE!
>>68432862
finally. good luck smokes gnome
HE'S GONNA PISS ON EM
I'M THE TREE GNOME, COME UP HERE AND SUCK ON THIS DICK
Did the jews plant this tree?
hang out with mah dick out
This post is for KEK and he will jump
Someone must have said he had a micropenis.
Thought he was about to piss on them
HE'S GRABBING HIS DICK
DRONE BIRD DEPLOYED
Dudes gonna fall out and break his neck, calling it
well this is a fun change from the terrorist attack.
what is he doing? just breaking the tree?
also what is he wearing?
HOLY FUCK HE JUST BLEW HIMSELF UP
WTF IS HE ISIS
It's Stallnan!
that white dove symbolizes the white mans struggle
>>68433429
i like trees
haha time for a piss
We have movement below
http://komonews.com/live/event
about 10 secs behind
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
>>68434122
Leader of the Tree Software Foundation
>>68431695
Damn I was really happy for a bit
any seattle anons here? go film it pls
>>68434109
Whatever he's wearing is made out of hemp.
He's holding the tree hostage for smokes.
>>68434179
Better angle for dick pics desu
>>68434122
Actually it's GNU / Linux
Just shake the tree!
if dubbs the branches snap and he falls to his death
>>68433828
Nice one
Don't go to school tomorrow though
POST YOUR JOEYS
just cut the tree down already
If dubbbs, he jumps
>>68434298
They can all just help catch him.
>they stopped traffic for this
is treeman a new meme?
He kind of looks like Tim the sorccerer from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
>SCANNING FOR DRONE
I say fuckit just leave his ass up there and everybody walk away he will come down one way or another!
What is he yelling?
Demanding smokes again?
The whistle magic
>>68434096
Wouldn't he die from the sudden stop just as well?
>>68434235
Oh my sides
in a civilized country they would just light the tree on fire ffs
Great entertainment before the results come in.
>>68434519
Your fucked in the head.
HE SPOTTED THE CAMARA
HE'S CASTING SPELLS
>>68434519
Cyrus, you're fucked in the fuckin' head
>>68434321
I wasn't planning on it, Dad.
oh no! batteries running low on the ground stream
I'm getting bored. I hope this guy jumps already.
>>68434519
spoken like a true grade 10 dropout desu
>>68434524
Well that's first on the priority list.
>>68434519
You're fucked in the head Cyrus.
he looks sad, someone get him his fucking smokes
he's casting some harry potter magic now
BEGONE BEGONE
>>68434576
It's not gonna be sudden. He's going to hit a lot of branches on the way down. If he was going to leap out of the tree he'd have done it already.
>SHUT IT DOWN
Oh shit, it's actually happening
GROUND STREAM IS KILL
SHOO SHOO POO IN LOO
rip ground stream
>>68434519
safety off
>>68434615
SCHOO SCHOO DEMONS
>>68434598
>in a barbaric country they would light the tree on fire
fixed you hamfisted twat
>>68434470
His facebook freinds, treebeard on left
who /lynnwood/ here
Away with you!
Anyone recognized the spell he just casted??
what makes this political
HES WRITING HIS NAME HES GONNA JUMP
>>68434734
>>68434734
SHOO SHOO
he's writing the suicide note lads
>>68434698
Who's going to climb that tree? How would you guys handle this IRL?
what did he carve into the tree?
>>68434519
UWOTM8 you're fucked in the head
This is what happens when a liberal realizes /pol/ was right.
kek nothing better then ending your day with some lighthearted news after a terror
>>68431237
"Don't kill the tree man, he hasn't done anything to you"
is this what this is?
Holy shit, he's still up there. The absolute madman!
>>68434846
Tree Beard rights, you leggist.
>>68434840
He is summoning The Big One. The west coast is going to be gone before the end of the day.
>>68434898
the ladder would be smoke delivery
>>68434921
>>68434924
Netherlands is now an American colony
>>68434924
>>68434921
nobody invades my dearest neighbor
What is he doing? Was the city going to knock the tree down or something?
RIP Smokey the tree gnome
>>68434598
>lighting a sequoia on fire when it's been raining for weeks
Try it faggot, there is no way it's going up in flames.
based treeman just wanted to distract everyone from todays attacks with a lighthearted an hero
>>68434989
I'd blow this horn at him until he fucked off.
there are some real fucking weirdos in the northwest
>>68435038
refuges when?
why is there a tree in the middle of the street like that?
>>68435038
Ik krijg nog een fiets van je vieze mof
fox stream died
He's got to be cold as shit by now.
>>68435110
>kills himself for the lulz
i wonder what his favorite website is.
>>68435097
good taste in VNs
>>68435200
What's the temperature over there atm?
>>68435150
why just give him his smokes and leave him alone, he seems like a cool guy
>>68435180
you want to have a bike?
>>68435200
>Implying Northerners care about the cold
>>68431594
fuck off its correct terminology you inbred
>>68435037
Aren't we already?
they need one of those nets they use to capture white monkeys in africa
He's not holding on to anything, if the twig snaps it's all over for the druidman
>>68435307
About 50
Just give him the smokes already. wtf he needs them. Where's your sympathy?
Playing this while watching stream is quite comfy
>>68435307
Bout 11℃, not super cold really
>>68435461
>>68435462
>implying
>>68435462
>>68435461
OH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCKOH FUCK
Seattle has some kekworthy shit from crazy people from time to time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-go90t3hHk
he's fucking up that tree
So excited for the headlines tomorrow:
>man falls out of tree
>seconds to injuries
>>68435461
>>68435462
rip usa
OH SHIT HE'S MOVING
>>68435461
>>68435462
O shit
ITS HAPPENING
here we go boys
HE'S GOING TO RUN OUT OF BRANCHES
>>68435461
>>68435462
Of fucking course. At least it will get Trump elected
HE'S CLIMBING DOWN
WHAT DID HE JUST DROP?
>>68435307
I bet it's about 55*f there, and windy as shit up on the tree. Combine that with he is soaked and more than likely wearing cotton, treeman has got to be freezing
>>68435461
>>68435462
damn it Serbia
it's ogre
Gathering more ammo???
why is he mutilating the poor tree?
>>68435329
"Mof is an ethnic slur used for people of German descent, comparable to kraut"
i think he's mad.
>>68435461
I hate you
HES GOING TO STRIP THE TREE DOWN FURTHER THE MADMAN
>climb down
>changes his mind
>back up
He's fucking doing it! Weeeeww lad!
Shit. He's still going hard.
What did he drop? It freaked everyone out
>>68435461
>>68435462
ABOUT TIME
Treeman Treeman can't you see, no spics and niggers are up in the tree. And I like your conservationists ways
>>68435760
I think it was his dick
NO GNOME DONT JUMP
"/pol/ watches tree man"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ne_Lv0OUus
>>68435510
>giving me the temperature in celcius so I don't have to google to convert
You are a good man.
this made my day desu
>>68435779
DELETE THIS
So he's shitting?
>yfw he will piss on the poor guys climbing up to him
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE MY FRIEND
HE'S SHITTING IN THE STREETS
this is it, he's going to do it.
>>68435812
Treeman Treeman, do you want to blaze?
HE IS NOT ENTERTAINMENT
HE IS A HUMAN BEING
>>68435903
wait, desu is changed into desu?
New thread when?
>>68435981
holy fuck it is
>>68436015
baka desu senpai
>>68435860
I'm autistic enough to insist on using celsius, even though nobody else here does.
>not buying a pack of smokes and flying your homemade drone to deliver it to him
was he shittin?
cuck kek desu senpai
He is hiding his power level
>>68435179
Looks nice, holds the muddy dirt together.
New thread?
this shit is fucking crazy
>yfw the branch breakes
>>68436015
>>68436063
Testing desu.
desu desu baka nigger senpai cuc k
>>68436066
Why does the USA keep using Fahrenheit? Just to spite the rest of the world?
new thread when?
SHOO SHOO
Jump already, I want action
>>68435598
I'VE COME HERE TO KICK ASS AND SNAP BRANCHES
HES COLLECTING PINE NEEDLES
THIS IS IT
ITS OVER FOR YOU NOW AMERICA
>>68436066
And you are why seattle is becoming cucked
DESIGNATED
what's in his pouch!
DID YOU SEE THOSE BIRDS. GANDALF SENT THE EAGLES
>>68436230
no, the rest of the world is using Celsius to spite the US
