What is my best option for immigration to America and getting citizenship?
I heard finding someone to marry (male or female) is the best bet and then from there adjusting status. If this is the case how likely is it that i get denied?
I want to escape this socialist shithole. 40% income tax, 20% and everything is fucking garbge.
>>68430579
>Boarding a sinking ship
lel, we'll be worse off by the time they process your papers.
>>68430579
>tfw should have went to Oz with everyone else
>>68430967
Even if Hill/Bern gets elected it will still be miles better then anywhere in europe.
>>68431132
>he really believes this
>>68431269
Just because you've cucked yourself living near a major city center doesn't mean we all share your pain.
> Montana master state
>>68431269
Explain to me how the US would be worse off then then Europe.
Protip: you cant.
Even if they pull drastic shit congress will stop them.
Nobody want to help me attain freedom?
Just come here, you're white, also girls here really dig a British accent for some reason. Marry her, become glorious American
Yes, I will help you generously. Come to America and be my husband taking care of a pig is a small cost.
Fuck off, we don't want your third-world problems.
>>68430579
Why would you save a picture of half a map?
>>68434002
We don't need any more Pakis. Sorry.
It'll take you at least 6 years, even if your marry unless you have kids with the person you marry.
>>68435327
>>68435701
The law has spoken, we need to consumate our marraige at once.
>>68430579
The only way is for you to get a visiting visa > find a girl > Marry her > Apply for Visa > 3 years later get Green Card > 10 years later ask for Citizenship
You must also during this time have a clean record ( NO DUI, DRUG Possesions ect.)
>>68435701
I read that once you get your conditional green card its possible to join the Armed forces and speed it up dramatically.
Do you know though how big the chance of failure is if i get married on a tourist visa and adjust from it?
>>68434620
This. Do your best Bond, James Bond accent and burger women buckle at the knees.
Be careful. If you try to pick them up YOUR knees will buckle.
>>68436072
My bad it's 5 years of Green Card you can make the demand
>Source
Myself. Moved here from Paris France when I was 13 thanks to my Dad's job.
I haven't been back to France since 2008 because I've grown to really hate their bullshit over there
Sorry we only accept uneducated mexicans and other 3rd worlders
>>68436224
Joining the military on a Green Card does NOT expedite shit.
It might make you look good, but that's it.
>>68430579
You can marry me if you really want.
>>68436477
Back off whore
>>68436329
You're a true American
>>68430579
Can you change the Pennsylvania one to Troegs? I would rather have a beer than a chocolate bar.
Pic related, it's the bar inside the distillery. It's nothing special, but pretty good food for a bar, and of course all beer is made there.
>>68430579
just go to fucking australia, much more whites, nice beaches, most of immigrants are qt chinks with low fertility rate (unlike usa with 37 million carlos with 5 childrens each, more than australian population itself) and cheap living cost
>>68436477
Send me something to contact you with
Go here and find a woman who will die in jail and marry her
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/
>>68436623
Bitch who the fuck are you?
You probably live in California or some blue state.
OP wants a real American man that lives in a freedom-loving state.
>>68437492
Aus is more of the same.
In the US i would have alot more opportunities.
>>68436224
Were not the foreign legion. Bitches with 4 year deployments in Iraq still aren't citizens.
>>68437568
>Tfw cucked even on the internet
>>68437492
>australia
>cheap living cost
1/10
>>68437677
in what sense usa have more opportunities? because of jobs only or the society itself?
>>68430579
>Get a flight to Mexico
>pay a coyote to hop the border
>wait for Hillary to BTFO Trump
>Democrats pass amnesty
>enjoy your new citizenship
>>68431525
You lucky bastard. I'm stuck in north west Indiana, it's like I can't go anywhere without running into niggers. North is Gary and Chicago, south is Indianapolis, west is kankakee/southern Chicagoans, and east is all the Porter county retards.
I am thinking about moving out west once the filth inevitably closes the gap, it's a shame knowing this place is going to become another urbanized shithole within my lifetime.
>>68437677
The American Dream is just a meme m8 it's not real.
>>68438892
I rather live a life dreaming then living for nothing.
>>68439816
My grad advisor was from Ireland, and our Dean was from Sheffield. (midwest USA)
Some of you are alright, but you need to fucking relax sometimes. Drinking Jameson's is not a competitive sport, and most burgers don't want to get into a knockdown debate of geopolitics when we're drunk. Sometimes we just want to laugh and tell jokes. In fact, most of the time. We're stupid and lazy - embrace it.
