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Man climbed a tree in Seattle, started throwing apples at people. Now he's ripping branches off throwing it at the firemen
http://komonews.com/live/event
bump for potential
He's requested smokes.
tall ass tree
The absolute madman
Give the man a fuckin smoke
See guys?
Whites are just as bad muslims, so we need to #openborder
>>68421443
Why aren't there police snipers on the rooftops yet ? Amateur hour in Seattle.
What does he want?
>>68422976
Smokes and probably maple syrup
gon take my apples muhfuggas?
>>68423116
Looks like a wild northern Canadian
>>68422976
Global caliphate
>>68423116
IS THAT A FUCKING LIVE GARDEN GNOME?!
>>68422926
I'm still waiting for the Leftist response. It's taking longer than usual, maybe they can finally see the truth?
>>68421443
It's just one of our colorful street people. Seattle has all kinds of them. Anyone remember Samurai Warrior?
http://zapatopi.net/blog/?post=200804144659.a_look_back_the_seattle_street_samurais_defensive_stand
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
What are his demands?
#NotAllLumberjacks
MODS STICKY THIS THREAD
HAPPENING
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
he said he's gonna jump if he doesn't get smokes
>>68421443
>seattle
i love my city :^)
>>68423634
THIS
Fucking hell OP, this looks excellent.
>>68423503
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/QtRgweQxXi8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
>>68421443
How will they get the smokes to him? Also the lengths that addicts will go.
>>68423116
That's a mighty beard
>>68423455
I love you Denmark - no homo.
I fucking hate Canadians
>>68423116
Yukon Cornelius?
>>68421443
>Man climbed a tree in Seattle, started throwing apples at people. Now he's ripping branches off throwing it at the firemen
im dying
reporting in
is it over?
helicopter threads are the best
I can't tell jokes from real with the twitter hashtag #manintree I'm just going to assume it's all real.
He's in the Downtown, apparently.
Genuine lumberjack losing it or hipster faggot having a 'moment'?
>post yfw he falls off live
>>68422970
Yeah, they forced us to have the most liberal female police chief in the country after that woodcarving native got shot for not dropping his knife, completely castrated our police.
was anyone here for
CINDERBEAN?
happened about a year ago
>>68424157
lol
At around 2:45 p.m., the man began stripping off branches from the top of the tree and tossed them at a police negotiator. The negotiator caught most of them.
he aint hurtin nobody
>>68424016
>How will they get the smokes to him?
Cherry picker
>>68424340
If it's the latter I hope he falls head first.
Drivers downtown should expect to be impacted “for the foreseeable future,” Michaud said.
>>68424340
Maybe mentally ill homeless man making an odd cry for help
Matt Louie, who was running errands downtown on a day off from work, said he planned to stay until the situation was resolved.
“I got nothing but time. It’s a nice day; he’s probably got a great view. I’m sure his perspective is a bit off the norm.”
now this is a happening that is heart warming
>>68423116
It's King Bong!
hes gonna run out of branch's
The perspective is so fucked up on that stream.
My head hurts
>>68421443
tfw i'm from Seattle and hope it's someone i know.
>>68423116
What do we have here boys?
19 bucks on a jumper
K...
Time to bring in the trained suicide intervention bear
Ron Paul tried to warn us. Now it's too late.
>>68423116
Is that one of those Gnome Lives Matter protestors?
Its the War on Christmas.
>>68424439
fuck yes man i remember that.
CANT CUM THE BUM
IS THIS IT GUYS?
WORLD WARD 45 INBOUND
SKI KING
SKIING
DEAF-CUNT 1
>>68425104
laughed. Maybe he had enough of taking a nightly sprinkler to the face.
Oh man it looked like he was about to take a piss
I bet the jews did this
lol, he gave them the "talk to the hand" and turned his back
BREAKING NEWS HE'S DOING IT TO PROTEST AGAINST HILLARY!!
The Fire Rises
>>68425429
my sides
never change australia, never change
He's a big guy
Typical liberal
Huh. New camera angle.
Also, here is a still of the tree from ground level.
hey camera dick. is the sun the best back drop for filming?
>>68425658
not for that tree
>>68421443
#GiveHimASmoke
#SmokesMatter
Lol at climbing down for more branches
>>68421443
Was getting tree'd part of his plan?
who /smokes/ here?
>>68424157
underrated
>>68422131
normies...
>>68425821
No, but crashing a tree with no survivors
why is there no audio? i need to hear this guy
>>68425904
/dart/ hacker reporting in
SKIN KING SKIN SINK
DOOS VAULT
PASS THE BIKES
SPACE WAR NOW
TURN ON QNN
probably a dozen tree services in the area would hire him tomorrow for free climbing that tree. good money
>>68425721
what are other stream links?
Is this the Marlboro Man we all needed?
Found something interesting at the base of the tree.
>>68426227
no idea
TWO FUCKING HAPPENINGS BACK TO BACK??!?!
MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!
absolute madman
>>68425798
Yeah the dumb cunt is going to make his way down again without noticing.
HOOOOLLLY SHHHIIIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELICOPTER REFUELING? :(
BUMP TO PREVENT SLIDING
WE'RE ONTO YOU JIDF
Just beanbag him out and call it a day, fucker is ruining that douglas-fir
>>68421443
BUT IS HE MUSLIM
No audio
terrible camera work.
worst happening 2016
get the man some smokes
>>68426491
>douglas-fir
Someone please gib me a lighter.
>>68421443
ya'll like my newly created meme?
IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILE SCROLLING THE FIRST PAGE
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY TRIGGERED WILD NORTHREN CANADIAN
APPLES AND BRANCHES WILL BE THROWN AT YOU UNLESS YOU POST
GET THOSE SMOKES AND MAPLE SYRUP
>>68426664
git dem smokes and dem mable syrup
>>68422131
Shit that doesn't look too ta-
>>68422669
Lord have mercy.
come down from that tree buddy!
>>68426664
>MABLE SYRUP
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
BREDDY GUD 10/10
>>68426664
speak strong young man
GET THOSE SMOKES AND MABLE'S BEAVER
>>68426664
>not keep climbing gnome man
at least you tried
>>68421443
Make like a tree and fuck off
What is he throwing now?
>>68426861
Seattle is constantly being plastered with band logos and whatnot.
>>68426981
A tantrum
>>68427130
kek
TELL ME ABOUT THE MAN
WHY IS HE IN A TREE?
$50 million more for bum tree rescue!
>>68421443
Hobo Tree Man is so much more interesting than the Brussels drama.
I can read lips guys, He's talking about how we all need to stop being islamaphobic.
very upset from being robbed of the #1 spot yesterday.
and i thought it couldnt get worse after Belgium...
>>68427130
that quick British wit
>>68421443
What a horrible waste of fire department resources.
They should just shoot him and save the taxpayer some money.
>>68421443
So, if I want some smokes can I pull something like this off?
>>68427241
IF I CUT THAT TREE DOWN WILL YOU DIE?
>>68427241
If he jumps off he will die.
We've been so worried about southern boarder no one thought to control the north.
>1 post by this ID
the entire catalog is full of complete bulshit or b8 and janitors are nowhere to be found
the fuck is going on?
>>68427264
this.
after 5 hours of that shit, seeing a wild woodsman take refuge in a tree is a lot more uplifting.
>>68427336
How can you say such insensitive things in regards to your itinerant fellow countryman?
#canadianlivesmatter
Who was that armed kid who evaded canadian police for a while? Maple something was his meme
This could be him
>>68421443
This is relevant to my interests
>>68421443
This is a revolutionary new form of bushcraft. He's starting a movement.
>>68427423
wut?
>New View\
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http://www.kiro7.com/live-stream
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http://www.kiro7.com/live-stream
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http://www.kiro7.com/live-stream
>>68427396
he's just a lost Canadian climbing the nearest fir to spot the nearest Tim Hortons location. All he asks in return is some darts.
>>68423455
I...I'm not sure
1100 hours in ms paint
BIGFOOT REMOVAL UNIT ON THE SCENE
>>68422970
>lets headshot some guy who climbed a tree
pol logic
>>68423838
>Typical self entitled homeless
GIMME A FUCKIN SMOKE
>>68427684
beautiful
>>68427651
>http://www.kiro7.com/live-stream
"How to track US mail using a smartphone"
Thanks anon thats EXACTLY what I wanted
GODSPEED SEATTLE-TREE MAN
>>68427368
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY BAD
>>68427808
How about I slap your shit?
#NOTALLTREES
>inb4 hipster lumberjack falls out of tree after being attacked by nesting birds
>bonus points if eagle
> Select all images with trees
>>68427684
10/10
Grow some balls and just chop the fucking tree down you spineless fuckers
What is the Fire Police doing there?
Why dont they set the tree on fire?
MAYBE THIS GUY HAS TAKEN THE ULTIMATE REDPILL
SHOULD WE CLIMB TREES LIKE OUR LEADER?
>>68427935
Or instead of destroying a tree and killing him, just beanbag him and keep the tree safe.
fuggin gommie
He gunna kill self?
M A D M A N
how long til he starts swaying it back and forth and inevitably sling shots himself back to BC?
also racist ass captcha
>>68428084
Fuck him, and fuck that ugly ass tree.
tree hugger, go fuck yourself
He waved!
>>68427849
"Dear Man In Tree,
How are you? I am fine. Did you ever get those smokes?
Sincerely,
Anon. OBE, MBE, MRE, GRE, OPP"
HE WAVED
has he gotten his smokes yet? is such a demand too much to ask for?
WORLD WAR ZIMMERMAN CONFIRMED, TREEMAN WILL BE OUR VANGUARD AND KING
cut that fucker down
what are they waiting for?
>>68421443
So this is what passes for a happening nowadays?
AHHH HE'S THROWING STUFF AT ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68424779
Your meme gave me chest pains
CONDUCTOR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>68427935
This is clearly a hostage situation
The tree must be liberated, I am calling the Russian Armed Forces
>>68424395
Kek, I didn't know this happened.
The news said he's throwing pine cones hahaha
>>68428184
>>68428256
Go move to hong-jong if you gommies hate trees so much.
Just beanbag the gnome down.
he looks mad as fuck
>>68421443
Washingonfag here. This is the most Seattle thing I've seen in a while. Could be more progressive though.
NEW KING OF POL
LONG LIVE THE KING OF THE FOREST
That tree is clearly a danger to the public.
Make a change.org petition to ban it from ever hurting our children.
BAN
TREES
>>68427935
>>68428256
It's the Seattle Christmas tree, he is taking Christmas hostage for a pack of smokes.
Of course its a white guy.
>>68428494
The news is just eating it up around here, King 5 is now Man in tree central
>>68428533
Ummm, I can't believe you'd even say something like that. 99.99% of trees never hurt anyone. Trees are a plant of peace. #notalltrees
>>68428386
Results:
Tree liberated(from existence)
747586375957w terrorists dead
Assad new bombs succesfully tested
r8, pleez
Looks like Robin Williams
Nan-oh Nan-oh
>>68428386
Results:
Tree liberated(from existence)
747586375957 terrorists dead
Assad new bombs succesfully tested
seattlefag here
our city is FULL of fucking homeless drug addicts who live under our freeways, every time I drive home there is always smoke rising from underneath the freeway because these fucking drug addicts are setting shit on fire
its like living in some south american shithole with slums, the police and city refuse to do anything about it. And we actually have some lawmakers who want to implement plumbing systems into their slums.
nuke us from orbit
> Bearded lumbersexual takes tree hostage
NOT ALL WOODSMEN
DONT BE RACIST
>>68428559
Seriously, if some fuck showed up with a carton this would all be resolved.
>>68428613
>white
>>68428613
COME HOME WHITE MAN
>>68428707
mirror mirror on the wall, who's the gnomest of them all?
>>68428707
10/10 Looks like real life
This guy is giving me heart attacks everytime he goes for shit.
>>68428434
>hong jong
bitch I am from Haiti
grow up
>>68428707
missing pine cone throwing
THIS CAN ONLY END BADLY
Just got in, how long that fucker been up there?
>>68421443
>/k/ tries to go innawoods (GONE WRONG)
>>68428963
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
Are y'all ready for
COLLECTION MODE
>>68428024
Wasn't your entire country on fire for a year a while back
>>68428910
Is this the kitten delivery service?
Why isn't there fucking audio?
>hurr let's film something without sound
Fuck you
>>68428559
There is no use for a Christmas tree anymore.
where is the Kwanzaa tree?
fucking stupid motherfuckers
HE'S GETTING EDGYYYYYYY
all i really need is audio. how is there no fucking audio
ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
>ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
>ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
>ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
>ARE WE STICKY NOW ?
this guys fuckin losing it
give him his smokes already
>>68421443
We have snackbars and multiple deaths, you have a tramp throwing apples
Raise your game murrica.
>>68429038
Nigga that was 6 years ago
>>68421443
Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug.
PLEASE FALL
>>68429056
calm down kiddo
M A D M A N
Is he a terrorist
>>68428386
What was the point of cutting the tree down. They fucked up hard.
>>68429026
>/out/ tries to go innawoods (GONE WRONG)
>ftFY
>>68429056
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
use the audio from this while watching:
http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68428924
>We should chop down the cities largest tree, just to get some homeless guy out of it, instead of just beanbagging him, or shooting him.
>grow up
Wow can the cops respect his right to smoke already?
#GibSmokes
Wtf this injustice
>>68429026
>>68429187
underrated
>>68421443
Madman, Absolute
Is this /out/ retaliating for the endless /s4s/ raids
>>68429124
those things happen all the time. It's not everyday a wild canuck takes a city hostage.
GIVE THE TREE DWARF HIS SMOKES OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
>>68424395
You forgot to mention deaf. He couldn't hear the commands and what shot for no reason
>>68429239
bot detected<LEL3ss*)O#DJLSJD(
kek
>>68429199
>cares about a tree
Well he is going to run out of branches if he keeps throwing them to people
Eventually
>>68429225
in fairness if I were to climb a giant tree I'd be sure to bring my darts. Just shows a lack of foresight on Hobo Tree Man's behalf desu
any bets on him jumping of the tree
>>68429275
LEAVE /out/ ALONE!!
>>68429225
what we need is a fair tax on ciggies
$10 per pack is too expensive for the poorfags
rich people should pay $20 per pack so poor can have free smokes
just to keep things equal
>>68429392
Maybe he already smoked them ya fag
>>68429126
Ha I remember I graduated college that year
You guys are fucking troopers for all the shit you put up with
That's what SEA gets for not allowing the police to push the homeless around.
THAT FUCKING PLANE
fuuuck did any get a cap of that plane flying behind him?
omg they are gonna 9/11 him!
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>Have you ever been so mad you climbed a tree in Seattle and threw apples, branches and pinecones at police?
This is not an exaggeration. This is real.
Also, how long before he starts throwing poop? He'll have to go eventually.
>Select all images with trees
Kek
HOLY SHIT
Plane just videobombed him
Its 11/9 all over again
SHIT HE JUMPED TUNE IN TUNE IN
>>68429196
>http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
shitty audio is shitty
can't even hear his ranting
THAT PLANE ALMOST HIT HIM! Anyone else see that?! FUCKKK
>>68429386
He'll just tear off pieces of the trunk then.
I hope he knocks down the fire latter.
HAPPENING
HERE WE GO
>>68421443
>Seattle
Almost as bad as Portland desu
DID YOU SEE
Why does it have sound all of a sudden?
>>68427935
> chop it down
Lol just shake it
THIS IS WHERE HE FALLS
>>68429371
>Doesn't care about not wasting shit tons of tax payer money by cutting down a tree, causing property damage, and an excessive amount of time and resources; when you could just spend 1 bullet.
>>68429465
I regularly see $17 here in NYC
>>68429026
/k/ went inawood
>>68426664
It's Seattle you retard
That's a big tree
this shit's comfy as fuck
>>68428336
That's very insensitive anon, she is nurturing a homeless colony of pubic lice!
>>68429594
Do you think joey could climb a tree?
>>68429609
Chromatic aberation confirmed!
How long has he been up there?
>>68429700
4 u
>>68429700
4 yew
>He keeps throwing stuff
THROW HIM SOMETHING BACK YOU KEKS
>>68429609
DELETE THIS NOW
>>68429371
>not caring about trees
>not wanting cleaner air
>hating nature
>being a kike
>>68427396
I can't even tell if he's a crazy homeless man, or some local hipster. There is literally no visual difference between the two at this point.
Cant they leave the poor dude??
Please pray for the tree dwarf. All he wants is his smokes.
>>68429411
Jump bitch, jump!
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Commuters-mood-turns-ugly-as-suicide-try-snarls-1064089.php
Finale time, they either get him down or he jumps.
>>68424559
Your tax dollars at work
Getting cigarettes up to a tree man
>>68429802
SMOKES OR GTFO
Why can't they shoot him with a tranq dart? Works fucking wonders when black bears get stuck in the wrong hood
>>68429542
kek someone from Seattle fly a drone into him.
>>68429759
close to 1hr 1/2 - 2 hrs
#TreeLivesMatter
>>68423503
Holy fuck why are blacks such weebs
>>68427396
FUCKING TREE BEARD
>>68429906
THIS!
I want to hear what he's ranting.
Man, I could drive up there in 2 hours and see this shit live...
>>68429906
LMAO THIS
>>68428766
Just sawant and nobody takes her seriously anymore. That's what happens when a poo in loo gets elected
It's so damn hard trying to keep a straight face while reading this thread in public.
inb4. The gnome is actually a cleverly disguised bomb
>>68429675
It's disgusting, right?
Like 3/4 of that price is tax, and it's almost impossible to fight increases in sin taxes.
>>68430018
Holy fucking kek
Nice
I think he's trying to light the tree on fire, looks like he has a lighter
>>68424297
Why didnt this faggpt just climb the gum wall instead
>>68429499
Absolutely. The fucking low lifes in their busted campers are stealing and harassing with impunity. Beggars are getting more confrontational. Cuck fag mayor takes his orders from the poo in loo commie Sawant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7iLZb1YR0s
All they have to do is give him smokes. This is literally the tipping point of American ideology. If the smokes are not got, then this guy's gonna jump and it will start a revolutionary war for smokes.
>>68429909
Damn, we finally have a real absolute madman
FUCKIN' PIGS YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE UNLESS I GET MY SMOKES
WTF america I though you fuckers would have shot him down by now
>>68430019
Bring a drone capable of delivering a pack of smokes and a bag of shrooms.
The only way this will end well is if they give him his smokes. You don't fuck around with high level druids unless you want Yellowstone going off.
>>68430215
I'm rather surprised we haven't
Imagine the egg on everyones faces when he does a leap of faith. Also this fuckin stream is glitching out way too much
Fucking hell, someone give me a smoke too
I have discovered he's a slav
CLIMB HIGH, SMOKE GUY
>>68421443
The dude just wanted to climb a tree wtf leave him alone
>>68429674
>>68429756
>>68429802
>>68429831
>>68429888
This is now a DESIGNATED JOEY THREAD
https://youtu.be/NUT0eta7jXA?t=1m1s
>>68430318
>>68430215
It's Seattle famalammadingdong.
Land of 15$ min wages, and tolerance for all.
>>68430152
they might be attempting to not let it devolve into the giving a mouse a cookie shit.
>give the lumberjack some smokes then he'll want a ham
>give the lumberjack some smoked ham then he'll want a shitter
>give the lumberjack a shitter then he'll need reading material
>etc
Smokes, let's go
>>68430281
>>68430439
S M O K E S
Notice how the police cars and uniforms are explicitly designed to intimidate.
There's no way he's coming down unless he does so on his own accord. If they try anything he's mush on the asphalt
>>68429906
FUCKING THIS
>>68430436
And before you now it fucker got a treehouse for free
Shoot a tranq at him
Quality work there buds
what level is this guy?
>>68421443
When is he going to throw his shit at people.
When is he going to fall over
How high is he, 420 blaze it?
When he comes down off his honey oil buzz will he cry?
How is that 420 blz it fagit going for WA state?
its a stunt by sjw to steal attention from trump. They will soon start a funding campaign for him and raise tons of cash. just wait.
>>68430561
fuck thats sad
Thank you kek for the new happening may Kek bestow dank memes upon us all
80 FEET
Journalist onsite
http://q13fox.com/on-air/live-streaming-sc/
>Sweet scooter bro
They should just cut down the tree
>>68430504
You expect the police to dress like southern evangelists?
Yeah, that'll really strike fear to Obama's son(s)
he is looking like he is gonna fall/jump
He's moving!
So what happens when the tree dwarf has to take a shit?
I WANT HIM TO DROP
GO KEK GO
He's reloading!
COLLECTING PINE CONES
tree man identified as one Gavin McInnes
imagine if he loses his balance now
HE IS GATHERING AMMO BOYS
>>68430618
>How high is he
bout 40 feet
>>68430647
PRAISE KEK
seriously though he is doing a lot of damage to that tree. It might not live after this.
inb4 kicked out by squirrel
>>68429700
For you
>>68430719
>ruin a nice feature for everyone because of some drug addict
Why?
>>68430772
He shits in his hand and throws it, just like the monkeys at the zoo.
>>68430529
would be good attraction until a storm came in and knocked the treehouse out of the tree
>media: joy turned to shock today as a windy storm passed through last night and blew the treehouse out of the tree killing beloved local lumberjack smokey
PUTTING BITS OF TREE IN HIS POCKET
11:30? He's been up there five hours?
he is throwing shit
BURN IT DOWN
>>68428386
Results:
Tree liberated(from existence)
747586375957 terrorists dead
Assad new bombs succesfully tested
>>68430836
It's kinda sad what he's doing to it. It will live, but it won't recover those branches. It will always look goofy now.
Why does he pocket the braches? Will they cushion the fall?
>>68430647
PRAISE KEK
TREE MAN
NO
>>68430873
He has managed some pretty good damage to the tree by himself desu
>>68430813
He's 8 stories up. More than 80 feet.
>>68430917
a true canadian
>>68430917
tree theiving will NOT be tolerated in Trump's Great America
>>68429789
Keked
>>68430618
>How is that 420 blz it fagit going for WA state?
Do you think it was difficult to procure weed before it went legal or something? C'mon.
MACYS IS A BIG FAT MESS
Send in the drone
Do you think he'll try aiming at the officers below when he jumps?
>>68430873
The amount of damage he is doing to it by ripping limbs off is going to kill it anyways.
Yo what are the cops prepping there???
I think this man is some sorts of a botched ascendance to wizardhood
DO IT FAGGOTS
>>68430983
What if they top it?
You may take our lives, but you'll never take our trees!
>>68429679
would impregnate
>not black
>>68431213
We need a drone strapped with a gas tank to smash into the tree
Pretty great tree really
NEW THREAD PLS
>>68431180
lmao, confirmed city dweller.
>>68431020
Source on that webm?
>>68431206
It's called druidism. It happens when you reach the age of wizardry after having sex with a plant.
>>68431180
Oh really? Are you an arborist?
>>68431224
It's a goddamned tree, not a weed plant
>>68431180
he's doing it from the top retard
He's still tossing shit!
>>68431180
I have little baby trees that have lost more branches than that, and they regrow just fine. The hobo has barely done anything.
>>68431224
I was thinking they might add some prosthetic branches to it eventually, since it seems like a public feature and probably used during xmas as an xmas tree.
>>68430504
You don't need that many people to respond to an unarmed hobo in a tree. But they're on the government dole, so why should they care?
>>68431020
RAND PAUL TAKES A STAND
>>68428386
Fucking hell you could see that cat losing 4 lives at once before escaping
