>be most powerful country in the world
>pick the ugliest uniform possible
Why do they do this?
It blends in well with all of the marshland fighting the US is always involved in
>>68403147
I am a former BW solidier myself and I have to admit, the U.S. uniforms are the best. We were always jealous. So stop crying you pussy.
That's the combat uniform. The formal uniform is GOAT.
why are our mopp suits woodland camo if we're in a desert
they're secluded to change in 2017, we'll get a multicam rip-off called "scorpion"
>>68403147
USMC was here
Army is a fag
>>68404333
>civie saying anything ever
Dress blues are cool but they don't get worn every day.
>>68403147
Air Force tiger stripes....topfuckingkek.
>mfw you need to wear anything at all in the Air Force
>>68403820
>An ugly teal suit
Bitch please.
See >>68404333
>>68403147
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, nigger that shit changed in 2013
>>68405740
looks uglier even
>>68403147
Old uniform. It's phasing out. If someone hasn't been issued the new uniform, they have to wear this digital one.
>>68404122
what the fuck are you talking about? more people wear skorpion and multis than the ACUs.
>>68403822
Best show
>>68403147
That looks useful if you want to fight in a bombed out concrete dust city
There was never supposed to be a strong US military, according to the 2nd amendment. Each citizen was supposed to own a gun and be a part of the militia, to prevent tyranny, since soldiers in the army were liable to act in the interest of the US gov't, not the people. You guys are fucking tools.
>>68405740
what is the point of wearing all of that?
last time i checked, bullets can go through fabrics
why is the military to retarded and so behinds the times when making uniforms that actually STOP BULLETS
but no lets just give our troops tissue paper and weight them down needlessly with shit to make them an easy target
>>68403147
The base near me is apparently in a transition phase where all kinds of BDUs are allowed to be worn by the soldiers.
They look like a mob of homeless people with fresh haircuts.
>>68406338
because bullets are literally the only thing someone has to be worried about while hiking through extreme high desert, right? you're fucking dumb faggot. go back to DOTA.
>>68406378
What base is that? I hope they love shining those boots.
>>68403147
uniforms change all the time.
when you start waging war in a green country they will look different.
blame sand-people for ugly uniforms.
>>68406484
yes, why else would people be in a war?
to fucking shoot people
not to prance about and have a fucking tea party
get the fuck out of here trying to justify the absolute retardation of the military
>>68403147
Cost.
Spiffy uniforms like the SA had ain't cheap. Pyjamas? Damned cheap.
U.S. Army should return to their old service uniform from WWII. Best fucking uniform ever.
It comes down to bad taste and, critically, a meta statement on the value of soldiers. In other countries in other times, there was a real sense of pride and high appraisal for the role of the soldier.
Despite our public statements, who is really valued in our society? The smocks assigned by the DoD seem to show that the contractor sheckles are more important that looking transcendent while maintaining utility.
We all know who had the best uniforms. It goes without saying
>>68406715
Holy shit, you're fucking retarded.
>>68406484
Oh shit I havent played dota in ages thanks anon
>>68403147
US uniforms really have gone downhill. Even the army dress blues look rediculous with the civil war epaulets. The green one the preceded it were far better looking.
Also why do Army and Navy get to wear marine style peaked caps like in OPs pic. That used to be a distinctive USMC thing didn't it?
>>68404333
>My dress blues make my dick bigger i swear
Army is a waste of a branch. Rah.
>>68403147
idk probably effective camouflage or some other stupid shit idk idk
>>68406827
Noice
>>68406853
It's like saying that Apple products are Foxxcon products.
>>68406715
there is no such thing as protective clothing in the real world, maybe in fallout but not here. The reason it looks like that is because it is supposed to blurr your lines so you easily conceal yourself.
If you want protection you only have kevlar, that's it.
>>68406946
That cap in OP's pic isn't 8 pointed. The Marine Corps and Navy use an 8 pointed cap.
>>68403147
I'd also like to say US military wear entirely too many ribbons. The world laughs at you.
>>68407252
Ah ok. But the navy wearing the 8 point is new isn't it?
>>68403147
Maybe you should quit being such a faggot and care about something else. I'm pretty sure the army doesn't care about trendy clothing you fucking /fa/ggot.
>>68407184
>very specific situations
like being thirsty or hungry? or digging a fighting position? or removing obstacles from a path?
kys millenial garbage
>>68406338
Something tells me you've never heard of plates and plate carriers. Anyways, most engagements take place at around three hundred to five hundred yards, and the point of wearing camo is to break up your silhouette, and make it harder for people to see you at a distance, camo isn't going to make you invisible.
>>68407417
Yes I believe the Navy introduced it as standard wear with the new Navy Working Uniform.
>>68406676
Ft. Carson
There are at least three different BDU patterns and a couple different styles being worn. The only time I see them with shiny boots is at the courthouse.
We get a ton of foreign soldiers here as well. Canadians and Aussies, mostly.
>>68407184
90% of being a grunt is just humping and camping, shooting only happens a little bit.
>>68407425
No, OP is not being a fag.
You can balance utility with taste. Objectively the ACU just doesn't look great. I get the arguments behind it, but I remain unconvinced that we cannot manufacture flame resistant clothing that looks thicker and sturdier than pajamas.
Again this comes down to poor taste and muh shekels.
>>68404122
That CSM is having flashbacks. That thousand yard stare...
>>68403147
Because the US army, unlike most armies in the world, isn't concerned with looking good or showing off. It's the same reason you don't see extravagant parades. The army is busy doing shit that actually matters.
There's also a difference between ACU's and Dress Uniforms.
IMO the WWII paratrooper uniforms are the best looking.
>>68408210
Army Dress Blues look like dogshit you blind faggot. Like I've said earlier in the thread, the old Pinks and Greens was the ideal uniform for the United States Army. Every uniform change since then has had a negative effect.
>>68407507
>ACU combat shirt
>Multicam palte carrier
just kill yourself.
>>68407763
Calm down, puberty is a difficult time for everyone, but at least try to restrain yourself.
>>68408350
Was there an afternoon uniform? Why does it matter if it's morning?
>>68403147
The US Military is a hollow shell of what is was 20 years ago.
Basically Putin could stomp us right now if he felt like it.
Also this thread belongs on /k/.
>>68408520
>1944, June 6.
>D-day
Goddamn, you don't even know your own history.
Faggy uniforms? If the shoe fits and all that my obese friends
>>68408735
>Putin could stomp us right now
nope
>>68403147
ever hear the saying that the country with the fanciest uniform is usually a joke?
>>68404122
Are all soldiers autistic and socially retarded around women?
>>68408500
Only pic I could find that shows what I'm talking about you filthy Hun.
Now go make Palenka in your bathtub you filthy gypsy.
>>68403822
I don't understand why they didn't just everyone change into their woodland helmets for the invasion if they're gonna be wearing Woodland MOPP like they did in Gulf War 1 (the entire 3rd Armored Division wore woodland on order of their commanding officer). At least then it looks kinda badass and not just retarded mismatching.
Also, Woodland camo is actually pretty useful in Northern Iraq, hence why the Kurds use it.
Americans have no sense of style
Yank officers will never get as much pussy than ss officers
>>68403782
>US Uniforms
>Good
Kraut, you fuckers literally invented camouflage. Stop being retarded.
I heard they're trying to make all the US military uniforms identical in 2017
is this true?
>>68409211
Lmao okay kid. Our Officer uniforms in WWII were just as classy and a lot less edgy than the fucking edge lord SS
>>68409211
>tfw no liberated ukranian gf
>>68409145
That's some fucking shitty camouflage
>>68409305
>Kraut defends US army, while American tripfag shits on it
I keep telling myself I've seen everything this place has to offer, but I'm always wrong.
>>68409417
>>68406827
looks fly
>>68408735
people always fall through the cracks and the ones that do rarely have a combat mos anyway
>>68409211
>Yank officers will never get as much pussy than ss officers
No fucking shit because they marry the first sorority slut that shows interest in them.
>>68409634
Git gud.
>>68406853
B A S E D S T Y L E
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>implying the swedish uniform is not uglier
>>68408735
>Basically Putin could stomp us right now if he felt like it.
I fucking hate this meme
Are you people genuinelly fucking retarded
>>68408210
The Army Combat Uniform is literally the worst piece of shit excuse for a uniform ever produced. It's got half the service life of the BDU, is literally made by prison slave labor, has a nonsensical camouflage pattern that is utterly useless, and don't even get me started on the Velcro.
The BDU was superior in literally every way plain and simple. The ACU was just another scheme by the Military Industrial Complex to rip off the tax payer.
>>68408482
^^^^^^This
>>68408874
>they're both officers
Thank god, I was worried there was some UCMJ-tier fraternization going on here.
>>68408735
It is even worse now. So many operators have been discharged from the military it is amazing that they have any left to do any ops.
Everything now is "combating white privilege" and "fighting homophobia". You have useless cunts in command promoting other useless cunts.
Just look at the mess the chAIR Force is in trying to get rid of the A-10 and replace it with something that doesn't work.
There are problems with supplies and ammo and parts are breaking down and we are having fewer and fewer people with the institutional knowledge and ability to fix things.
If I didn't think this was being done on purpose I would say this was the largest collection of fools in the history of the world but it is far worse then that.
We have traitors that have burrowed themselves into every area and it's going to be very hard to remove them.
I would NOT recommend anyone going into the military today. It is NOTHING like it used to be.
>>68409830
forgot image
>>68403147
Brits use something similar
>>68409793
Why is there a strong gust of wind coming from her left?
I wish we did what the Russians do and just keep recycling old uniforms until they've been worn to shit. imagine being in army with people wearing old nam od, tiger stripe, erdl, woodland,UCP, and the multicam knockoff in a giant beautiful mess.
>>68409876
Just saying it's astounding that you're shitting on your own country, while a foreigner defends it.
You seem pretty cucked to be honest.
>>68409983
Might blend in at a eurotrash night club
>>68405863
>Multicam
Unless you're planning on attacking a Frat afterparty it's still a piece of shit.
>>68403147
>Krauklis
Found the SS descendant
>>68410200
We're not cucked at all, faggot. We just know that our Army can do better than this shit, as it has in the past. It's just bureaucratic horseshit now.
>>68410270
Chocolate chip looks so good
>>68409063
>he doesn't see her pointing her gun at her own chest
I wonder how far does NSDAP certified blood go.
>>68410270
Multicam is actually extremely effective.
>>68403147
These are the Chinese uniforms??
>>68409983
That looks like some kind of gay Picaso trainwreck. Stay cucked, Sweden!
>>68410200
No, the cucks are the retards who think taking a uniform that works just fine as it is, making it worse in every way imaginable and making it cost more for the sake of making some money. All while the guys who actually have to wear it get their faces blown off by snipers because they were issued a uniform that makes them stick out like a sore thumb.
>>68409905
^^^^This guy gets it. How can we seriously expect to defeat the Russians who have an army comparable in size and skill to us when we're turning ours into a faggotized social experiment and outsourcing all the maintenance jobs to contractors?
God I miss the 80s and 90s.
>>68408210
that's actually because you don't have any meaningful military heritage, but you can lie to yourself all you want.
>>68411148
True, we are a relatively new military force in the world. That doesn't mean we don't have military heritage. The USMC is pretty much "military heritage: The Branch". Every minute of your life in the Marine Corps is regulated by strict customs and traditions that other branches don't really have
>>68410805
Chinese legit have a way better uniform than us.
>>68409392
"Not retarded enough"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUYE1XNO5E
>>68404333
Are they soldiers or bellhops? I can't tell.
>>68411531
They're neither you fucking retard
>>68411079
Excellent post and why I come to pol.
That's the good old woodland BDU, right? Night and day difference.
>>68403147
>mfw development of the worst combat uniform ever made cost more than the BDU, MCCUU, ABU, and NWU put together.
I'm not fucking kidding too. Look it up.
>>68411396
yes they do.
My boner expands just looking at them!
>>68411079
No, I'm saying that your'e a cuck, because you're flagellating yourself, and you country, while a foreigner has to tell you to not do that.
>>68403147
I don't understand the picture OP. All I see is a pair of boots, a pair of hands and a pair of faces
I think you accidentally cropped out the uniform
>>68410632
Not really. This camo is a joke. Not effective. Only has alot of pockets going for it. Older patterns are more effective. Still see in use today in variants.>>68410632
>be most powerful country in the world
>can't win a single fucking war
>>68411677
5 billion dollars
>>68411625
Yep, jungle version of the BDU (more breathable, lighter material) I believe
>>68405828
Fuck off or we'll come start another civil war
>>68411741
those hats are stupid and their camo makes them look like undecorated Christmas trees.
>>68411904
That's got nothing to do with the military, and more to do with the political atmosphere of our government. We've got ROE that quite frankly are fucking retarded.
>>68408482
>Pinks and Greens
Fuck no, those were disgusting.
>>68411951
all those wars wre not american wars, which is why so many people kill themselves, slaves to international finance and a small clique not the American people.
only American wars were the Mexican-American war and the indian wars.
>>68405436
>teal
Confirmed 4 year old who doesn't even know his colors yet
>>68411915
Literally 5 billion dollars.
Not even the Eternal Jew would rip us off that badly.
Their uniform ain't half bad btw
>>68411148
>you don't have any meaningful military heritage
Is this Bong serious?
I really like Vietnam era usmc combat uniforms.
I think it is marines, I don't know much about this stuff.
>>68412136
Are you blind?
ww1 was not an American war, ww2 was not an American war.
>>68403147
insider trading with generals and the company that made that camo. nobody punished for it too. they are already changing it to a multicam lookalike which it should have been in the first place. will provide links if you dont know how to jewgle.
>>68405828
Based Panama
Invading your country made for a great photo op for the M81 BDU btw
>>68406853
We should've forced Hugo to come design our uniforms. We got Von Braun for shit's sake, we could've gotten him too.
>>68411828
>memetiger is more effective than multicam
oh
hahah
stop
>>68411951
So it's not just faggotry, we have traitor moles intentially fucking everything up.
>>68412386
>tfw you'll never operationally operate inna south america
why live
>>68406338
>hurr durr why don't they wear armor like master chief
Because except for your femoral artery you'll be decently protected from a goatfucker with an AK with body armor and a helmet.
>>68412235
both the army and marines used the same plain O.D uniform. though marine recon and other special forces got that proto woodland pattern called erdl
best uniform cummin thru
>>68412152
I'd say Lebanon in '82 had some justification.
The Israelis were letting those Maronites get away with far too much shit. Slaughtering the Palestinian refugee camps and all.
I just wish Reagan hadn't turned and ran so quickly, it made us look like the bigger fools.
>>68412651
no.
>>68412039
If that is what you noticed about that pic I have some bad news for you...
I dislike the Army Dress...
but Vinning is always winning.
>>68412624
please for the love of God tell me that is a joke and not real.
>>68412735
Absolute pimp. I wonder why he stayed enlisted.
>>68412545
lol ikr
Rescuing Kurt Muse and hunting for Noreiga must've been fucking awesome.
I think the US military still does operator type shit in Columbia to keep FARC in their place, but our involvement in South America is pretty much over.
>>68409063
>he doesn't see her pointing her own rifle at her chest
>>68412735
>the last thing that his enemies saw was a massive shit eating grin
>>68412831
Would you rather go out and do things or be stuck behind a chair?
>>68412735
Vinning truly lived the /k/ life.
I wonder what he makes of being a 4chan meme now.
It's because Americans are uncultured cowards who want to be Anglo so they copy Canada but it just doesn't suit them.
>>68412223
that almost made me spit my drink
>>68403147
>most fat retarded country in the world
>most powerful
You wish obese fucks
>>68412039
You mean..they look like foliage? Oh no! Thats not at all what camo should do!
>>68408500
Thats actually Airforce tiger stripe pattern fucktard not ACU.
>>68412814
image search says it's the marching band uniform, top kek.
>>68412970
He did his share of operating and then some. But where he REALLY could have brought his expertise and experience to light would be in the commissioned side of the Army.
>>68412400
This
> tfw you forgot to take new uniform
>>68411531
Even worse, They're Marines. Most fat-headed motherfuckers in existence.
>>68412615
Yeah, that's the one, thanks m9.
Something about it I just really like it.
>>68413332
Your all fat headed pigs. Kill yourself
>>68406338
>what is the point of wearing all of that?
Reasons
>>68413140
whew.
For a minute there I thought that this was the new BDU.
Then again can you imagine if that was what...no...I can't even make a joke about the guards at the Tomb of the Forgotten soldier wearing that.
>>68413332
You secretly love us and you know it faggot
>>68413438
Americans are fat but when it comes to fatness per capita romania is the fattest
m-make way for bestgirl
reminder auscam is the comfiest camo
USMC Woodland MARPAT is the best camo pattern currently used in the U.S. military.
>>68403147
>being fashion conscious in the military
>>68413626
Marines is the best branch
>>68413541
Retarded muslim were amongst the skinniest people in europe
>>68407281
Not really, we've just been in a shitton of conflicts.
If anything other countries wear too much
>>68413555
>VHS
>nails unclipped
>Rookie look
0/10 would not operate with
>>68403147
It's not what looks the coolest, but what's the most effective.
This shit is effective.
>>68413649
>doesn't understand there's a difference between being fashion conscious and being aware that you are wearing a literal clown's uniform
fag
Finnish loadout best.
Taistelukoira m05
>>68413332
gtfo asshole
>>68413686
oh i forgot i meant hungary yes you guys are the skinniest
>>68412897
Yeah must be fun to lose 10 navy seals and get wound a few more in less than 1 hour right? Ask a SEAL about Paitilla Airport.
>>68405740
then how come I saw your soldiers wearing the same uniform as on OPs pic in 2015
or are you really dumb enough to think that soldiers would wear urban camo in the desert
>>68413788
What's the serial number on that Assault Doggu?
>>68413797
>>68413526
Have fun dying for the jews
>>68413555
I can't quite place my finger on why I like this uniform better. Perhaps you can tell me...
>>68413735
>I'm such a pathetic pile of shit that I need my choice of clothing to make a statement about how seriously you should take me instead of looking me in the fucking face.
I like our new "digicamo" compared to older "cucumber salad".
>>68409983
that looks like a solider costume you might get for halloween
>>68413926
No problem. I'm essentislly a journalist for the Marines. Yut!!
>>68413876
>he thinks that the military just throws out all of the older uniforms as soon as a new one is introduced
gtfo fag, it's going to take a little while to get everyone out of their old uniforms and into the new. Anyone enlisting at this time is getting the new uniform
>>68413906
973024, sir!
>>68413526
>Us
Keep dreaming nigger. Marines are absolute trash with their Vietnam Era gear. They get shit funding because everyone recognizes they're nothing more than fags with more ego than actual value brah
>>68414074
if you think that russians aren't going to do it then be scared because youll be ded soon
Should I join the military /pol/ or will I get disfigured like Ty Ziegel?
>>68414064
Pretty good. You can't even see them unless you expand the pic
Digital camo looks dog shit ugly and I firmly believe our uniform is one of the ugliest uniforms in military history.
Make the military /fa/ again.
>>68403147
Maybe because the military is more concerned about practicality rather than being a fashion statement? Fucking faggot.
>>68414185
>marines are absolute trash
O I am lauffin
>>68408874
>most obese nation in Europe calling others obese
not so fast Nigel.
>>68403147
I used to hate it too but since I've been wearing it, I kinda like it.
>>68413438
U just mad cause you're not real romans you gypsie fuck
>>68414246
That uniform is not practical AT ALL. Stop being retarded you fucking autist
That uniform is a part of your cultural export/brand. It is very recognizable and respected/hated (both are good in this case). Would be silly to drastically change it.
>>68413717
she is just a model, fukkboi
and her rookie look is what makes her great
>>68413940
thats just a degenerate half-naked roastie whore
it doesnt have the same feel to it as the innocent of my bestgirl
If Trump gets elected should I join the military /pol/? I haven't got much else going on at the moment.
>>68403629
underrated
>>68414322
Laughing at a valid point is the highest form of denial buddy.
>>68413926
Fine. I like shooting at people. So go fuck yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQcVsq6akw
>>68409987
No we don't. That's MTP, based off of Multicam. UCP is a (bad) digital pattern.
Though I think the yanks might be moving to a multicam derivative too.
>>68414480
I know you're not in the military.
Even though there's heavy bantz between Army/Corps, no one actually thinks the Corps is useless. Just full of itself, but not useless.
>>68414554
shot me in the arse bitch
Our formal uniforms are based.
>>68405828
>ugly
It's effective
>>68414407
where is your sense of humor.
Of course those are models and such. Do you really think this Chinese Officer picture was taken to show how serious they are?
All desert uniforms look the same.
Soldiers aren't supposed to look beautiful, faget.
>>68414665
that's Prince William retard
>>68414665
unless you're enlisted, then you look like a fucking idiot
>>68413134
uh. no it's not you fucking moron
>>68411346
>This is what devildogs are taught to believe
>>68414632
No true scotsman, I see. The Marines are fundamentally useless. The Corps been shit ever since the Pacific Campaign ended in WWII.
>>68403147
>>>/k/ is that way faggot
GO
NOW.
Did someone say hideous US army uniform thread?
Look at that dindu abomination on the left. That's the face of our military. Honorable mention to every male being a pudgy faced fuck.
>>68412400
>>68413155
Boss didn't design the uniforms etc. etc.
>>68403147
fuck all you faggots.
history's best uniform is this one.
>>68414989
>hint: not a devildog
>>68414896
you mean commissioned, you fucking retard?
>>68413134
No.... No it is not.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Bolivia?
>>68414761
no but its just not my taste
Celic best waifu
Italian uniforms (pictures are small)
>>68411148
Yeah, we didn't have a military yet when we slaughtered your friends.
>>68415050
No, I posted enlisted sailors, moron
>>68415000
That isn't how you apply "no true Scotsman" you dip.
Because they have lots of great pockets.
>>68414896
Only thing that comes to mind when I see that pic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
>>68415155
Pt. 2
>>68415112
Not as scary as our leatherfaces
>>68413555
is that french manicure on her nails?
>>68415026
I was actually wondering. Who did?
Why are their pants tugged into their boots? It looks super autistic.
>>68415112
taiwan is better
>>68415243
Probably to put all the burgers XD
>>68406338
Because it's really fucking hard to see a person in general from far away unless they're wearing bright red. Camouflage's purpose is to make them even less visible, especially in areas with a lot of foliage. Of course camo's benefit is entirely moot when you're spotted, but you shouldn't be spotted until you want to be ideally. Plus there is body armor under there.
I can't believe you're this fucking retarded.
>be most powerful country in the world
>>68415155
>>68415255
Pt. 3 stay classy edition
>>68415416
>Using nigger weapons
>>68415374
Karl Diebitsch (later to become an SS-Oberführer) and graphic designer SS-Sturmhauptführer Walter Heck.
>>68415393
keeps out snakes and such
do you even blouse?
>>68415028
Hospitaller and general surcoat w/ armor just pulled up and told you to shut your faggot fucking mouth.
>>68415588
haha he thinks we care what a third world nation thinks about us
>>68415230
I am most certainly not loosely packed tobacco soaked in sugar and liquid death. Claiming nobody in the military would ACTUALLY think The Corps is useless is retarded. Every Marine I've ever met has spewed shit about the Army and its not simply bantz. They honestly believe they could survive without us.
>>68415371
french manicure?
>>68415622
is taiwan idiot
NJ State Police have a pretty based uniform...
They have breeches.
>>68415588
>And still be better than the French
>>68410023
lol
>>68415043
>hint: didnt actually imbly you were a muhreen
>>68415664
Thanks, was expecting ridicule.
>>68412814
>>68413140
>>68413507
it's actually the U.S. Army All-American Marching Band, which apparently is a thing.
all civilian high school students. for the halftime show of the all-american bowl in San Antonio.
So literally nobody in the US Army wears this. rest easy boys
>>68414444
If you have to then don't do Infantry in either the Army or Marines. In fact, stay the fuck away from those two branches, join the Air Force or Navy and get a non-retarded job that actually has use in the civilian world.
Source: I'm army infantry and I fucking hate my life and you will too if you pick it.
>>68403147
Because it's not a fashion show. The only time we ever have bad camo is when we incorrectly guess what location the next big war is going to be in.
>>68415588
>All that cherrypicking
>from the most cowardly nation in history
>>68415761
>>68415761
I like their caps.
