So this old man is finally making his way to my hometown and he will be speaking tonight at a rally. I am strongly considering going. What should I do while I am there /pol/?
dont bother going to an irrelevant communist rally
>>68388832
How old are you?
Dress up as a Hillary supporter and be as anti-semitic as possible.
Protest and cause havoc! Make those berniefags suffer!
>>68388832
DONATE and PHONEBANK
Nothing. Don't go, don't even waste your time. Bernie has no chance in hell and is running on the hopes and dreams of poor ramen-eating college students.
It's just sad at this point.
>>68388832
>what should I do while I'm there
Troll on another level.
http://youtu.be/MjcD4ZBagZA
>>68388832
I'm not going either, but a bunch of rejects and wierdos near me are going too.
I thought about protesting though
Wear a MAGA hat
>>68388832
Self immolate
Find a girl to get a succ from
>>68388832
Why bother going? I'm more likely to grow a third testicle by this evening than Bernie is of winning the nomination.
>>68389033
OP here, early 30s with a job. Rally starts an hour after I get out and it's at the convention center, so I would need time to get parking since all the parking structures surrounding it are all paid.
>>68388832
Wave a flag of the USSR. Make sure you end up on TV
If you're white, tell him some sob story about how poor you are and how much it hurt your feelings when he denied the existence of white poverty.
>>68388832
Scream allah akbar!
>>68388832
Ask him his opinion about the Brussels attack, and record it.
Go there with your MAGA hat and just listen to what he says. Don't try to fight or don't start fucking around, because you will make bad advertisement for Trump. Just show them you can be smart and educated, which will probably make them feel even more mad
>>68388832
Are you white? Don't bother going.
Are you black? Go wearing an american flag suit + MAGA hat
Are you one of the chosen people? Same as above but do everything in your power to look as jewish as possible.
In any case be peaceful and reasonable, and secretly film the berniefags
>>68388832
Ask him why he thinks the religion of peace is not guilty whenever a terrorist attack happens.
>>68389628
You probably won't get a seat
>>68388832
Asking whether it will lower the wages for all jobs that require degrees. once everyone has free college.
>>68389813
But I'm Asian and vote Republican.
Run across the stage in blackface and scream "BERNIE HATES NIGGERS" into the microphone
>Dubs: Kek wills you do it
>Trips: Kek wills you to do it while streaking full birthday suit
>>68389628
>OP here
Underage out
call him a cuck
>>68389970
Yeah this. You're probably going to get turned away at the door because they're already almost full by that time. You might get lucky and get a really shitty seat all the way in the back.
>>68390044
Then go in there rocking your fu manchu and eating noodles while showing your front teeth or something, plus the MAGA hat.
Or I guess you could freely talk about Chyna, best Korea and Japan, I dunno.
>>68389028
Communism is the only answer to the Islamic scourge. The pansy Christian leader do not have the gall to eradicate Islam. Comrade Sanders when?
>>68389812
This is the best thing to do. Bernsters are most likely to switch to Trump anyways, so just go with your MAGA hat and let the Berniebots exhaust their rage at you. Stay stoic and you literally won't have to do anything but smile and nod to win.
>>68388832
Find a Hillary shirt, put it on, and yell obscenities/start a brawl.
>>68388832
Kick him in the dick.
>>68388832
Get as close to podium as you can
Act effeminate, hold a Bernie sign, cry, scream like a girl
When he takes a pause, it get quiet
Scream as loud as you can;
"Race War Now, Gas the Kikes"
Then see how, tolerant the Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Liberal/Democrat's really are
Remember, you have a First Amendment Right to Free Speech, he is in a public forum, at a public event
Speak your mind, fuck that Socialist Kike
OP here, if I am able to make it out and get a decent seat. I will take pictures of the event, will post later, and you can check out the local Bernouts.
>>68388832
ask him about how he is going to do about the fact that men have been a minority at campus since the 90s and why female scholarships are still the norm while male scholarships get demonized by the media
also ask him what he is going to do the male suicide epidemic
or laws like yes means yes " a law that is so terrible law that havard law professors have called it "a continued and inexcusable disregard for student and faculty due process
rights"
https://www.thefire.org/harvard-law-faculty-
members-blast-new-sexual-harassment-policy-national-debate-rages-affirmative-consent-law/
I´m actually curious how he would react to male issue centered questions considering that liberals love to play identity politics
>>68393637
THIS! DO IT, OP, FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!
>>68388832
Have you seen the Manchurian Candidate?
Unfortunately i I don't have a MAGA hat. If I did, I would not wear it anyway since whatever security they have in place will throw me out for just wearing it.
>>68388832
Just don't stick your dick in crazy. No matter how tight her leggings are.
I REPEAT! DON'T STICK YOUR DUCK IN CRAZY!
>>68388832
If this post gets dubs you go in wearing a turban screaming allahu akbar
>>68395634
>I REPEAT! DON'T STICK YOUR DUCK IN CRAZY!
>>68389970
>>68390251
This, Communist rallies aren't for people with jobs.
>>68395941
Mmh.
Allahu Akbar
Welp, it seems some of co-workers have caught on and are going. One is a Berniefag and the other is undecided but would like to see Bernie in person regardless. I told them I was going as well and we all decided to carpool with the Berniefag. I hope I can make it through tonight since I have already decided on Trump and will vote for him in the State's primary in June.
>>68388832
Scream
>ISIS LOVER
Repeatedly until escorted out if you have the balls that is.
>>68388832
Wear a MAGA hat and just stand up out of nowhere, then get invited to CNN and act all offended at Bernie's talk against Trump supporters.
Nothing will go wrong there
>>68396143
>anti-semitic Trump supporters violently disrupt peaceful Bernie 2016 rally
Falseflag.
Go dress as a commie and shout to kill al capitalists and white people.
Scream "cuck" when it's really quiet
>>68389302
This pretty much nails it.
Honestly, just interview his followers for the keks, ask them things like:
What is socialism?
What is Bernie's stance on Islamic immigration?
Is Donald Trump racist? Why?
What do you think about deporting illegal immigrants?
Then just have a convo with them, you should get some major keks talking to the Bernouts
Go to the rally. Make small talk with people and talk about issues. Listen to the speaker. Be a good listener, try to understand what he is saying, and do not interrupt. Go home and think about everything you heard. Kill yourself.
>>68388832
Get some sleep, he will not get the nomination:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+many+delegates+does+hillary+have
>>68388832
Just listen.
Why do anything other than redpill yourself on the issues of the candidate? Honestly, you should do the same for anyone who happens to roll through your area.
>>68396056
Fucking this. They said there is already a huge Bernie supporters gathering a few miles out from the Convention Center and they will march to the Center en masse.
>>68388832
sharpie in pooper
>>68388832
Politicians use slogans that make no sense but sound good, especially socialist. "A future to believe in" "Yes we can"
>>68388832
HARD MODE: don't fall asleep
yell ALLAHU ACKBAR while throwing off your coat showing your vest full of explosives. I recommend you do not use real explosives but rather just ducktape bratwurst etc. to your torso.
>when confronted say it was to fight against racism and bigotry
#whitechristiansexplodetoo
>>68388832
Assassinate him wearing a Hilary shirt and write a small manifesto praising the Clinton Administration, all her work, and how she needs Bernie out of the way. Even without any basis of reality her supporters and Bernie supporters will crucify her. You'll be the one who secures Trump's victory, a martyr for all time. Maybe seen as a lone deranged gun man by the media, but a fallen hero to us.The fire rises brother, and you will be the tinder.
Hi FBI.
>>68397801
"A great leap forward!"
>>68388832
He's younger than trump
