>http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2016/03/dominos-is-launching-an-autonomous-pizza-delivery-robot/
This is what happens when you raise the minimum wage. Better get some skills.
>>68314321
can my wifes bull ride one of these to get here faster? then I could have pizza and a show
>>68314321
Meals on wheels
If you see one of these on the street can't u just go force it open and go home with some hungry families pizza and eat it
>>68314321
do i still have to tip them?
>>68314529
Of course, they just cut the middle man.
>>68314321
I can't wait to see these things along with delivery drones fucking rolled and stripped
>>68314321
I'm going to rob the fuck out of those things lmao.
>>68314321
>Better get some skills.
I got mad robot maintenance & repair skillz. I also cook my own pizza, better than anything that can be delivered. Minimum wage doesn't affect me.
>>68314505
found the nigger
>>68314465
>can my wifes bull ride one of these
god damnit /pol/ this cuck meme has ruined my mind, I'll never be able to go to Texas.
>>68314321
i hope it talks
>or at least makes beep boop noises like r2 d2
>tfw get the wrong order
>sad beep
>>68314505
You have 15 seconds to comply
>>68314465
1pbp as usual
>>68314684
>falling for the cooking jew
Automation is a good thing, work sucks, especially the tedious kind of work robots should do and if Bernie Sanders meme wages speeds up their development then maybe I should be in favor of them.
The only problem is figuring out what to do with people who don't really need to work yet still need a way to support themselves.
>>68314321
>niggers order pizza
>robot comes
>niggers destroy the robot and steal parts
nope, cant work.
what's to stop some chimps from ordering pizza to a different neighborhood then hitting the damn thing with their car and taking all the food and drink
>>68314321
Yeah, this empty bucket with floppy arms was destroyed by niggers. I can really see drones and robots traveling around with valuables inside making it.
>>68314928
>>68314935
lol ikr, me and my buddies used to steal shit off the back of trucks when we were kids, and that's with human guarding them. This fucking thing is so defenseless you can just stand infront of it while your buddy crowbars it open.
Hahaha.
>>68315056
found the mapplenigger
>>68315021
what's to stop pizza bot from gunning down nearby innocents when chimps start whacking at it with chains and pipes
>>68314321
>Implying this is a bad thing for anyone
>invent video delivery robot
>niggers destroy it and steal all the contents
pic related
>>68314321
Are you talking about the robot or the article written by a soon to be unemployed person?
Lifehacker is one of the many gawker sites that were BTFO by the hulkster.
>>68315117
I'm 100% white, fuck big companies dude, that's why they have insurance.
It's not theft because you are stealing from a robot man.
>>68314321
Great. No more slow delivery and TIPS! That should save me about $5 eash order.
niggers will be using these things as transportation
drones make more sense
>>68315187
Don't they have bots that write articles now?
>>68315172
Do they put these into the ghettos and guard them like the fast food places or do they just not get redbox?
>>68314321
But what about the niggers ?
they would steal them all the time
will the robot call the po po if you try and nigger pizza out of it
>>68314660
They'll have guns on them!
>>68315325
>order pizza to a soccer field
>wait for drone to land
>smash it
>take pizza
>laugh and run away
Are city people retarded?
>>68314321
They'd better equip that thing with a taser turret or something, because if its got to go through any American city neighborhood it's going to be smashed and all the pizza is going to be culturally enriched.
>>68315230
Odds are you won't have to bash them open. Probably run on a simple version of Linux that is easily hackable. Probably trackable too.
>>68315375
easy,just make a black removal robot
>>68314790
Something tells me they won't be putting the brain of a violent criminal inside of these.
>>68315401
>whats the address
>soccer field
very shrewd leaf,very shrewd
>>68314321
delivering semen to that demon, am I rite?
>>68315172
>white people shouldn't try to improve their society because black people will just ruin anything
So why do we even live?
>>68315360
the machine is supposed to be self guarded via locks and such, like any vending machine, but niggers gonna nig for dem gibsmedats
>>68314321
>This is what happens when you raise the minimum wage. Better get some skills.
The minimum wage hasn't been raised, and it happened anyways...
>>68315537
to eventually slay all the niggers and take back the land
>>68314321
That thing looks it can't go over 5mph though. The pizza human at least knows where it's going and can get their faster.
>>68314660
>>68314693
This made me realize those things are going to get pillaged by niggers so hard. Look what happened to that robot they had touring the world, it went through the ghetto and was destroyed. A lot of dominoes are in the ghetto too. It's like the trashiest pizza place, around here at least.
It's going to be hilarious to watch though.
the american variant should be an allahu ackbar edition, self destructs if you try to forcibly break into it.
niggers going to rob the pizza robot all day long
Is there any industry safe from automation?
>>68314321
I would love it if they tried to pull this shit in L.A.
>>68315470
Care to explain how it would work?
>>68315547
Only way to stop that would be to armor and anchor the thing like an ATM, and that would make it way too expensive to be worth installing.
There aren't any locks you can put on something like that that can't be circumvented with a sledgehammer, bolt cutters, a crowbar, and knowing the address of a pawn shop.
In a civilized world this would work great unfortunately you have animals like >>68314505
>>68315537
We build the pizza robot, then we get them used to robbing the pizza robot, finally we put explosives inside the pizza robot that are tripped when they open it up.
>>68315537
I don't think that's what they're saying. It's basically "this is a good idea but watch it get ruined by niggers, we're just calling it now"
>>68314529
Yeah tip em over.
Fuck anyone who thinks automation is a good thing.
these people just don't fucking stop
>>68314321
These will be vandalized so quickly. Am I supposed to hit the breaks when one of these things crosses the street?
>>68314321
>takes away jobs
>continues to charge $12 for a small pizza
Will they deliver Kosher pizzas for my daughter's BEAUTIFUL JEWISH BABY?
>steal pizza from automated pizza deliver robot
>autonomous police drone flies in and hits you with laser guided missile
such is life in america 2030
>>68315470
is that a rare flag
i feel like that is a rare flag, kinda, compared to some of the old rare flags that are now common as shit
dont call me new fag, it just seems like small islands and nogville countries pop up more than this one, tho i've seen it a few times, its considered RARE these days i think...
>>68315808
>HOW DARE THIS ROBOT TAKE THIS HORRIBLE JOB I HATE FROM ME! THE PROBLEM ISN'T HOW WEALTH IS DISTRIBUTED AND WORK IS ORGANIZED! IT'S USEFUL TOOLS THAT DO WORK FOR ME!
>>68314321
Blonde girl with swarthy, brown shit-skin. Fuck you Dominos. Into the trash
>>68315683
>>68315706
This shit could be hilarious though.
>I was sitting here thinkan that thing is like dem terminator movies nah im saying Im just walking here round here ya know minding my own business ya know and then beep bop beep bop its a muffukken ultron up in this bitch! So I hadta get it ya know?
>>68314321
>implying I'm not going to call one to my neighbor's house and harvest it for parts
Even if you just want free pizza you can just walk by, break the thing and swipe it. This is how niggers must feel about human delivery bots, since they don't think it has a soul there's no remorse.
>>68314321
What the fuck is this bitch going to do now
>>68315963
Iceland countryman
>>68314815
shut the fuck up reddit
>>68315622
>the trashiest pizza place
Sucks. My Domino's here is great.
>>68314505
It's like a litmus test for your basic decency as a human being. If your first reaction is "hey wow that's pretty futuristic and cool I can't wait to try it out" then you're an alright person.
If your reaction is "hey I bet I could stomp my way into that shit and score me some fuckin free pizza" then you're a disgusting animal and deserve to be culled.
>not talking about the true dominos delivery system
>>68314321
What I will never understand is why Americans are too lazy to cook/buy their own food.
Who in their right mind would order a shitty overpriced pizza?
how long before the robots refuse to deliver to black neighborhoods?
>>68316029
Get a age appropriate job, she looks about 30 and still delivering pizza.
>>68316029
She doesn't need to work hard or get an education.
She has a pussy.
>>68316062
Papa Johns is the best tho
>>68315979
Get a load of this fucking loser.
Nobody gives a shit about your "crusade" against luddites you turbo virgin faggot. You're stupid if you think this thing will be able to deliver pizza without getting fucked with.
>>68316029
It will be 26.95 for just the tip.
>>68315922
>DEM ROBOTS IS RAYCISS TYRONE MOUNTAIN DEW DINDU NUFFIN HE WAS JUST HELPING DAT LIL ROBO!
>A.I. outlawed for being racist.
>>68315870
>we're destroying all these jobs but as long as we make the robot gay it's all good
What happened to leftists? Why do they not care about the working class anymore?
>>68314505
it probably dials the cops and takes pictures of you
Niggers would obviously rob them in the beginning, but if they had no money; just a pizza. They would stop after a while. No matter how many nigs destrow them, they will still cost less than nig workers for sure.
>>68316073
What if I thought about the first one then the second one?
I'm a spic so that prolly has something to do with it
>>68316073
So I'm not supposed to rob the inanimate object because??
Where is the law I can't steal shit from robots?
>>68314321
Next they'll be confiscating our guns!
>>68316248
Its vandalism.
>>68315172
Mfw niggers save the US economy by scrapping all the robots
>>68314321
>Imagine you're at the mall, hanging out around campus, or just walking down the stream
>Imagine a big, beautiful metal box against the wall that's about the size of a pickup truck
>It has a McDonald's logo emblazoned across the front
>It's an automated McDonald's restaurant
>You step up, select your food item(s)
>You pay with cash through a slot, or debit/credit with a keypad
>After waiting 10-20 seconds, the food comes out of a drawer, freshly prepared and exactly as ordered
Let's just say I have it on good authority that this will be a reality in <5 years. Huge improvement from those retarded human burger-flippers who can never seem to get your order right and can take 20 minutes to prepare your "fast" food.
>>68314321
>implying niggers wont jack it the second it leaves the store
>>68315421
Yeah... people are going to "hack" them.
>>68316309
What if I trick it into giving me the pizza?
>>68316090
An American's free time is inherently more valuable than an Austrian's, since American free time is spent in America. Thus, Americans don't waste their time on tasks like food preparation. It takes about half an hour to make a pizza or $10 to buy one. Most Americans think their time is worth more than $20 an hour so they pay for food and do cool stuff instead of cooking food. An Austrian sees cooking as a desirable way to spend time because most Austrians can never hope to make more than $20 an hour.
>>68315808
I'd generally agree. We still need humans in the loop, or at least able to step in and fill similar roles if needed. We need people with skills.
>>68316073
Or "things that can go wrong with this."
>>68316315
>tfw glorious based Wawa already lets you order by screen
>>68314505
Yah go fuck up corporate property that's worth more than you make in a year and see if their team of jew lawyers doesn't ass rape you
>>68316341
Then you are technically stealing it from whomever ordered it, because at that point they have either paid for it with a card or have entered into a contract and owe the delivery place a set amount of cash.
>>68314321
essentially no more tips if bern?
>>68316248
The robot doesn't own the pizza you fucking mongrel. Some franchisee who was forced to pay for the 20k delivery bot owns the pizza that you're stealing since the customer doesn't pay for what you steal.
>>68316073
Or you're cynical.
My first reaction was oh great more unemployment.
Seriously; what the fuck does everyone think is going to happen, all those unskilled people aren't going anywhere. They've got little cash so little mobility, and even if they all got trained, there will still be too few jobs available.
>>68316312
>china makes robuts
>rich white people buy robuts
>black people steal robuts
>sell robut scrap back to chinese?
>>68315738
T1488 model KKK
>>68316463
Sounds like bullshit dude, they left their pizza unguarded and I found it. Plus the robot ran into me and hurt my leg, so I took the pizza as compensation.
>That'll $9.95 sir.
>Plus tip.
:^)
coming from the air is a better idea, just drop from a half mile up into your backyard that way dindus won't notice it until it's too late.
>>68316315
I don't want it.
Since burgers have disgusting pickles and sub-par relish shoved on them.
Just give me cheese, the bun and the fucking meat for fucks sake. Its a MCD's burger, if I wanted a fucking nice burger I'd be elsewhere.
>>68315692
Forensic science and most of medicine.
>>68314321
sounds like something that will easily be stolen by niggers and teenagers, maybe this could work in Japan though
>>68316564
Does anyone say that? Delivery people in my home of the UK don't. Then again they get paid a proper wage, and tips are just a bonus at that point.
>>68316175
They wouldn't even care if the economy was destroyed, just as long as gay marriage was legal.
>>68316597
They will have GPS and cameras galore. Kids/nigs will probably just tip them over and run.
>>68316535
Jamal, stop stealing Canadian wifi.
>>68316582
Uhh yeah, you select on the screen "no pickles, no onions". And unlike those teenagers who make your burger now, the machine won't fuck up your order.
>>68316572
nb4 irresponsible gun owners claiming they would shoot it down
>>68316594
on a long enough timeline, that's not true
even creative jobs could be replaced by automation
>>68316029
Finish cooking the pizza, that cheese aint melted.
>>68314321
>pizza delivery jobs
and nothing of value was lost
>>68316564
Former Driver here. That tip is proof trickle down economics work.
>Pic related
>>68316708
>women with 'let me talk to your manager' hair fuck up order anyway
>yell and meltdown at robot
>>68316564
Here's a tip: Get a real job!
>Tip fedora
>Slam door shut
>Moonwalk past my wife's son
>Get on the floor
>Walk the dinosaur out to my cuck shed
>Eat pizza while thinking about jet fuel melting steel beams
>>68314321
"plus tip"
>>68314505
only if you're a minority or muslim
dominoes would be scared of that case
>>68316648
>Does anyone say that?
No.
>>68316087
Great, now the drives have an excuse to pull into a parking lot and get high for 45 minutes before delivering my pizza.
"it's still warm!"
Fuck you
>>68316948
I wish I could say this was a lie.
My friend who was a domino's delivery driver was so high he could barely function. I was with him at the time. He could drive slowly. So I ended up doing the deliveries for him with the cap on and just pocketed all the tips.
That thing looks slow. Doesn't seem like it would be a good idea unless you live really, really close to the dominos place
>>68315052
What in the fuck is that.
>>68314321
>This is what happens when you raise the minimum wage
Exactly why I want to raise the minimum wage.
>>68314321
Clever use of a picture featuring a white woman with a non white male.
>>68316315
>implying it will be real food
I bet they keep the $2.99 "delivery fee" and still expect you to tip it.
>>68317042
I delivered for Marco's Pizza for two years. Everyone I worked with was a stoner burnout. I smoked weed, but not during work.
They were the worst delivery drivers you could imagine.
Meanwhile, I was so good my regular customers would come into the place around Christmas/Holiday time with gift cards and shit for me for my good service. I would end up with an extra $200 around the holidays just from people coming in saying thanks for going the extra mile and all that good shit.
I made TONS of money because I was quick and efficient. Fucking loved that job.
>>68317100
lol
>he thinks computers cant write code
What if it has a bomb?
>>68314321
Good the service industry is way too big.
There are FAR to many shit head millennials that think they are above hard labour and resort to shitty service jobs because thats all they can get.
The number of arts students going
>if we send the illegals back who will pick fruit
Is disgusting, the answer is you faggot.
>>68314321
Lel, wait till they all get vandalised by 'youths'.
>>68316238
You have to go back
>>68317264
The delivery fee goes straight the the boss to pay for insurance. None of that goes to the driver.
>>68316198
I keked
>>68317294
True. I got work at dominos for a bit. Worked fast and got tipped far more than other drivers.
>>68317047
A friendly Canadian robot that Americans killed
>>68314321
if you have a car you should get any other job. they dont reimburse you enough for miles on the car anywhere
>>68317047
They made a small man out of stuff and posted a letter to him trying to get him to a specific location through the acts of random strangers.
He actually got pretty far just through people carrying him around on the train and in their cars.
Then niggers destroyed him when they happened across him.
>>68314321
This is the worst autonomous design ever. Looks more like a threat to anyone who wants to push a $15/hr minimum wage than an actual viable alternative.
>>68317294
Literally no one believes you
>>68317318
No. Coding is automation, anyways. So stating that "automation will stop people from automating" is stupid.
>>68317790
Ok.
The era of unlimited free pizzas is upon us
The hills are alive
>>68316213
>mfw I wear ninja outfit to steal $10 pizza and the cops dont give a shit
>>68317737
They have a choice to reimburse you or not. Most don't, but that's fine because I can write if off on my taxes that way.
>>68314321
flying drone pizza or GTFO!
heh.. cool, we're going to see more of this now. Not where I live though, to few people, to rough terrain for anything
>>68317969
Well, well, well...
There's no way these things will deliver to black neighborhoods.
>>68314321
>A robot I am not expected to tip
This is a problem how?
>>68317969
How are those robots able to trek through the piles of poo on your streets though?
>>68318194
>robots travels through culturally enriched neighborhood
>no pizza when it arrives to you
Enjoy!
>>68316459
This. Its like you want to go to jail.
>>68316478
Best part. Saves me money. Not that id ever order domines
>>68315477
Dude nigger minds are simple and should be an easy transplant
>>68318218
epic for the win
>>68318251
>living near niggers
>ordering from dominos
>>68317776
>filthydelphians
>humans
>>68318251
I didn't see my first black person until I was 14, I think I live in an alright area.
>>68318404
>>68318366
>living in a nice upscale area without niggers
>still ordering dominoes
Maybe you're the niggers of your area.
>>68318253
>>68316459
lol like niggers have any money that goldstein could take
lawsuits are only effective if you are sueing someone who has money
jewberg will just write it off as a loss on taxes, since hiring lawyers to take the case cost more than they could get
>tfw companies are buying shitty inefficient robots because minimum wage whining
Holy shit
>>68314321
you honestly think we can have robots when we have fucking niggers running wild.
that robot would be fucked up within a week
>>68318477
I dont love the pizza but their rewards program is dank and the 2 for 12 sammies are tasty also rewards points
I dont love Papa Johns but they fucking throw 50% off coupons whenever a sports team wins and those rewards points add up fast.
>>68314321
>order pizza
>robot at door
>"tip please?"
>laugh about a robot needing a tip
>slam door
>next week
>order pizza
>robot arrives
>eat pizza
>die
>antifreeze in pizza
>cops blame hispanic cook cause robots only do what they're told
What have we done?
>>68314790
>>68314529
>15% tip minimum
>you have 10 seconds to comply
>"but you're a fucking robot"
>you have 5 seconds to comply
>"wait, hold on"
>boom boom boom
>prints out receipt
>sign receipt here
>you have 15 seconds to comply
>>68314321
i will steal them
just saying
>>68318682
This desu
>they already strip houses for copper.. Robot will be a prime target for looting components to pawn.
>>68318840
G O B A C K
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>>68319165
>>68314321
I know Dominos has been delivering food to dindus for years so there must be some sort of security precaution.
Best guess is a mechanism that ruins the food if it detects someone breaking into it. Like a dye pack on clothing.
>>68315477
something tells me you should rewatch Robocop, because that's ED-209, not RoboCain
>>68316315
We already have automated McDonalds ordering machines and automated kitchens that only have 2 employees.
>>68318379
I would fuck him so hard.
>>68319562
They just installed 4 of those machines at my McDonalds and removed 2 of the 4 registers
>people still lined up to order
>machines are mostly unused
I just dont get it, I was able to place my order, pay, and get my food in the time it took for 3 people to place their order at the register.
Most of the time automation and self service options just pass a burden onto a customer but these things were pretty good.
>>68314505
Just like socialism they will only work in areas with literally 0% niggers.
![swf+elton+john[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e8fYMyW.jpg "swf+elton+john[1].jpg")
>>68316505
IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFE
>Ctrl + F "nigger"
>26 results
You guys make me proud.
Can't wait to just fuck those things up
>>68319742
Boomers will never use the machines. They earned their right to be faggots to kids, damnit!!!
>>68319742
>Most of the time automation and self service options just pass a burden onto a customer
There you go. Never underestimate the power of convenience and general laziness.
>>68315870
>this is just fantastic
>implying gay is a virtue
i thought the whole narrative was that gay is like everyone else
in other words NEUTRAL
>>68314321
Niggers cant into robots and will rob them. At least a flying drone would have a chance to get away.
>Inb4 rampant theft of robots by niggers
>>68314321
these things are going to get stolen, lmao.
>>68320241
Obviously it will be tamperproof until it gets to the place where it's going. Maybe require the same phone to open with an app or something
>>68320241
>>>68314321
>Niggers cant into robots and will rob them. At least a flying drone would have a chance to get away.
They have gps and a 360 camera so you can not steal it without getting caught but you may be able to shoot it and get a pizza that may or may not contain lead now. Also it is based off of a military grade robot
>>68316073
And if your first reaction is "someone out there is indecent enough that they will stomp the shit out of that robot to get free pizza", you're smart.
>>68320474
>smart enough to build robot
>not smart enough to make niggerproof
Come on now
>>68320241
>no money inside
>only a few pizzas
>maybe some cokes
These aren't KFC deliveries. This won't be that rampant.
>>68320036
I mean these machines were great cause I could take my time and make all sorts of autistic mods to my burger without having to piss anyone off and I didnt have to wait in line. I also got my order before the people who went through the human register.
Didnt feel like I was just doing some other persons job like with the self checkout shit at the grocery store.
>>68319937
At the time it was mainly high school kids and asian people. Those poor clueless fucks.
>>68320563
You could make it boong proof but theres no guarantee that wouldn't be cost-prohibitive.
>>68314321
What happens when people start smashing these things for free pizza?
>>68316145
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5uQYcnLWyNo
>>68320563
I think they would be rigged with some sort of alarm and light system and the storage cavity probably has some device that destroys or renders the food inedible if it detects forced entry.
>>68320358
There will be verification required to open them...
That will be 29.99
I have a 100
We do not accept cash good day sir
M'lady
Tips head at the local slut
Drives off
Wild nigger pries it open and gets arrested because of the 360 cam
![terminator_1_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cifPwo9.jpg "terminator_1_0[1].jpg")
>>68320658
a chain of events that leads to the inevitable
>>68320748
>what are you in for?
s-stealing pizza from a robot
>o youz gunna be Tyrone's bitch now jerome
>>68314321
watch it not work for the many many many reasons it wont. watch everyone stop buying pizza because fuck that
>>68320658
They drive away really fast when someone hits it...or they call the police.
>>68320734
You could always read the article to find out its security features maple nigger
>>68314321
Carl's Jr has an automated drive through soon too.
Seriously, the future doesn't need us and even soon our skills won't be needed. What if we teach a computer to program itself, will only need to be maintained by a few developers, lay off the rest of the world.
What if we can develop autonomous surgeons, management, and customer service bots. Like 60% of our jobs are service sector/administration, easily all replaced. Just need a handful of execs and some dudes to run maintenance.
When self driving cars eventually become the norm, Pizza Hut and all these chain restaurants will have autonomous vans that drive around all day making robopizza. You digitally order to divert one of them to your house. We're gonna lose all these kinds of jobs very shortly.
>>68314728
Vegemite is real food.
>>68321151
People will always need blowjobs tho
>>68316351
On the one hand, A FUCKING LEAF.
On the other you're targeting Austria.
Overall, solid post!
>>68316167
>>TYRONE MOUNTAIN DEW
>In the future people will be named after brands
>Instead of welfare, they now get ad revenue
>This is so they technically have jobs
>tfw burgerbros will actually be called "burgers"
>tfw Ahmed Audi gets elected chairman of the Germany GmbH
A brave new world this is you speak of.
>>68314321
How will nigs rob and kill delivery drivers?
>>68321037
i did
>cameras
but i dont think police are going to put their detectives and forensic teams on the job every time these machines get fucked with by minorities that are indistinguishable from one another.
there is probably stuff they arent going to tell you.
>>68316459
What's the robot gonna do, tattle?
Tbh tho it's more likely the thing will get harassed by animals than anything else
>>68316805
Kek
Works with up to maybe 10 bucks
Good luck with anything over 100
>>68315230
Theft by Unlawful Taking can be from a cash register, a gumball machine, or a payphone.
>remember payphones
>his job isn't protected from automation
>>68321752
So what's yours?
>>68314321
>being a wageslave
lel
>>68321808
finish carpentry
>>68319742
Thats because people are dumb as fuck. I use the machines all the time and even better when I am on holiday. Use them in france, portugal, spain even in croatia. They speak horrible english everywhere so I`d rather avoid talking to any McD employees.
>>68316029
become a good house wife
>>68315963
uncommon lurk more
>>68321151
that sounds horrible
the self service ordering is great when its inside the store so if some dindu cant read or figure out the machine you can just walk over to a vacant one but what the hell can you do when you are stuck between a retarded dindu and a car at the rear has boxed you in?
>>68316073
>If your reaction is "hey I bet I could stomp my way into that shit and score me some fuckin free pizza" then you're a disgusting animal and deserve to be culled.
If your reaction is this, it just means you're Italian as I am.
What's the deal with Domino's? I've tried their pizzas a few times.
>overpriced
>almost no cheese
>overcooked
>tastes bad
Literally every other pizzerias I've tried were cheaper and their pizzas were by far better.
>>68321924
sorry finland but mohammed and his peaceful friends will take your job
robots dont have to do shit
>>68322235
Oh and the pizzas are so uneven. Like you have spaces on it with nothing but the yeast.
>mfw captcha
>>68321924
Nice. I had been meaning to look into that. Maybe I should go do that now.
>tfw studied architecture and the only job I could find was being the mailman
>>68314321
people are gonna rob the fuck outa those robots
>>68322293
>finland
>>68315744
What about getting online payments for pizza or just put an EFTPOS on top of it so people can wave their card and pay... so no cash is contained and only things you can rob are pizzas (but then you put a device that destroys pizzas if somebody tries to steal them).
I'm a fucking genius.
>>68315401
You'll prolly have to pay online when you place the order... Retard
>>68320565
Can you imagine a roaming grape drank vending machine? The sumbitch would have to be bomb proof.
>>68314321
Good.
I'd rather deal with a robot than some faggot who wants a tip and might spit on my pizza if I don't give him one.
>>68322510
>nigger pries open pizza bot
>NO DISASSEMBLE!
>internal rotors mash pizza into paste
>dull eyed negro scoops pizza puree from the robot to it's mouth in that weird, simian, non-thumb using fashion
>cuts finger on a rotor blade
>pizza co charged with hate crimes
>makes all robots "multicultural", which means that anyone not white, male, and straight can just flag down the robot and eat your pizza on your dime
>>68315401
>implying these things will accept cash
Any automated pizza delivery drone would only be sent out if payment is sent first
>>68315401
they make you prepay if its not an actual residence, and they verify your phone number first.
its like your mom still orders pizza for you or something.
>>68314505
Easy fix, add cameras on every side. And make it so you have to actually break parts of the robot to steal the pizza (because stealing a pizza isn't that severe of a crime on its own).
>>68323822
what are the cameras going to do? even if you could see the niggers face it would look like the face of a few thousand other niggers.
police are not going to send their best CSI teams to investigate this shit.
better to have some sort of device that damages the food and renders it inedible.
>>68323822
You guys realise niggers aren't going to steal the pizza, they're going to take the entire fucking robot.
They'll descend on it in a pack, picking it up so it can't run and smash any audio or tracking features is it has.
I can literally guarantee it will happen, never underestimate niggers
>>68320631
>At the time it was mainly high school kids and asian people. Those poor clueless fucks.
People don't want to interact with machines, machines do what they do, you can't complain to them, you can't talk to them and no one wants to use them.
It won't work, it hasn't worked in retail and it won't work here, part of it is that people feel like they can make a deal with a human and not with a robot.
>>68323950
the robot weighs quite a bit.
>>68323958
its just like ordering a pizza online cept you do it in the store. also random asian people and high school kids are not crotchety insufferable cunts that like to complain. they are just stupid and clueless.
>>68316351
Most Austrians probably make $40 an hour though.
The government just takes 75% of that to pay for rapefugees.
>>68314321
> people wont rob and beat the shit out of these robots
>>68315879
of course
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250 REPLIES AND ONLY ONE PERSON MENTIONED THIS WAS GAWKER CONTENT. AND NOONE PASTED THE ARTICLE IN CHAT SO OVER 1000 PEOPLE CLICKED THAT SHIT.
YOU FUCKING RETARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68325410
No amount of clicks in the world will save them now
>>68325483
don't count your chickens before they hatch and are dead.
>>68314321
niggers probably gonna steal them
>>68314321
>Nogs wont rekt those things for fun
>>68325410
You're basically paying Hulk Hogan at this point.
>>68325574
>they've already reported they can't pay because they are worth 30 million
>got slapped with 25 million punitive anyway
There's no chance they aren't going bankrupt. They can't even appeal because it's such an open and shut case, especially with their incredible unprofessional lack of respect in the court room
>joke about child pornography
>joke about HOSTING IT ON YOUR WEBSITE
>ask for an appeal after
They aren't getting shit
