*Yawn* , oh hi Americans, just woke up from a nap, feels good to be stress free.
It's great having all those relatives sending me,and pay attention to the next two words, tax free remittances, plus all that cartel money feeding off your drug addictions (the same drug addictions that cause blacks to murder and rape whites everyday in the USA) allows a neet like me to live a Lucullan lifestyle in my bungalow in Puerto Escondido.
Spring break is almost here and I can't wait, like every year , to invite foreign women, specially americans to my luxurious beach residence.
Every year they come back to their countries and to tell how good I treated them, lavish dinners and rides in exotic cars, after all, only a NEET could treat them like they deserve, and every year they come back for more, and with more women, your wife might even leave Odell and come visit me...
Don't get me wrong, being a NEET is not all debauchery, when I'm not exploring women from the inside, I expand my knowledge in the fine arts and exact sciences, just last night I proofed a theroem and within 2 months I will get monetary compensation from an American institution. I also attend several art galleries, many experts seek my creative input and also buy my art works.
Thank you Americans, for allowing me to live the "American Dream", ha ha ha ha.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
TRUMP WILL END THIS
Soon your time will come NEET.
>>68314126
Mexico flag and everything. Man you know how to trigger /pol/
>>68314126
Better start lifting faggot because you're going to be building that big fucking wall.
>>68314296
>>68314363
>Muh america great again
What was the last time your presidents kept your promises? Can't wait for Trump to win and become Peña's BFF, after all we oligarchs stick with eachother.
>>68314126
BUILD WALL REEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>68314538
Oh, i don't lift, but i am in peak physical condition, i wake up every morning to the sea's breeze, and perform a thorough calisthenic program in the sand of my private beach.
Talk shit all you want.....Mexican women love swallowing loads from white men in the U.S.
>>68314126
Would Mexico's economy collapse if Trump stopped people from sending money there?
>>68315058
You do know that only the ugliest and poorest Mexicans go to the US?, funny thing is most of the foreign women i bang come from the luxury hotel near my bungalow, that should give you an idea on the caliber of sluts i bang my friend.
Last year, one of your women, a 5'10' pale blonde with blue eyes sent her BF(who had to stay in America for work) a snapchat of her ass with my cum all over it, ha ha ha.
>>68315419
virgin detected
>>68315540
Oh yeah, just because you can't afford my lavish lifestyle i has to be a lie..
Face it wagie, my lifestyle is infinitely superior to yours.
ITT: muh Trump
>>68314126
Cute pepe you have there.
>>68314126
We could have been friends Paco, but then you had to go and say that
Fucking taconiggers will die in poverty
>/pol/ BTFO!
