Degeneracy test. You get one point for everything you answer yes to.
>do you drink alcohol?
>have you ever been drunk?
>do you smoke?
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
>do you masturbate?
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
>do you watch porn?
>are you trans?
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
>do you browse redddit?
If your score is above 0, you have to re-evaluate your life and/or move to Sweden, Canada, or California.
My score: 0.
>he doesn't fap
Faggot.
>i'm triggered by everything that reminds me of the parties i wasn't invited to
>>68311515
Masturbation is literally giving yourself a handjob which is basically fucking yourself. Fucking yourself is homosexual. Therefore fapping literally makes you a faggot.
>>68311515
>he faps to girls with autism
>>68311559
Degenerate detected.
>>68311384
"Guys look at my moral high ground, you're bad if you're not as good as me, SHAME"
the post
Literally the left's tactics.
Have you learned nothing from your time here?
>>68311639
>he doesn't want to bully the chuuni and then fuck her
>he's such a low test beta cuck that he wont be able to control himself if he does something one time
It seems your parents are degenerates for not beating you senseless when they should've!
>>68311644
virgin detected :^)
>>68311741
>moral high ground
Degeneracy isn't a moral issue because it only affects the person in question. It's just pathetic.
>left
>buying into the left vs right dichotomy kike meme
Good goy
>>68311384
Include
>do you watch anime?
>do you browse 4chan?
>do you shave?
>do you wear sandals?
>>68311809
>doing something degenerate is okay if you only do it once
>>68311830
Nope, I just don't fuck outside of a committed relationship.
>>68311384
Are you implying masturbating is on the same degeneracy level as cutting off your dick?
Give me a break.
OP sounds like the most fun guy ever
>>68311900
Your very presence on this website is degenerate
>>68311900
>nope, I just don't fuck
Got it
>>68311837
Then my score is 1, but I don't see how browsing 4chan is degenerate.
>>68311917
Considering even one point makes you a filthy degenerate, it doesn't really matter if all points are equal. Also, not all trannies cut off their dicks.
>>68311937
You sound like the most pathetic degenerate faggot ever.
>having fun requires being a filthy degenerate
Your logic.
>>68311796
Chuunis are for RP, not for bully.
>>68312037
>I just don't fuck
You don't? Good to know, I'll tell that black girl you've been seeing to stop wasting her time.
>>68311384
5
But I only go to Reddit to read /r/Sanders4President
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
no because it's haram
>have you ever been drunk?
absolutely haram
>do you smoke?
haram
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
haram
>do you masturbate?
haram
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
HARAM
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>do you watch porn?
HARAM
>are you trans?
HARAM
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
only if she converts to islam
>do you browse redddit?
no
>>68312116
>i don't understand greentext, being a redditor
Got it
>>68311937
OP sounds like the guy that jacks off 5 times a day to cartoon porn while smoking weed, drinking cheap alcohol and taking estrogen pills while he swears he's the least degenerate person alive.
>>68311384
>been drunk
>fap at least 5 times a day
>have over 4 TB of porn
I feel that at one point I should have stopped, but I cannot remember when that was anymore.
>>68312056
>I don't see how browsing 4chan is degenerate
>>68312217
You're the one that initially took part of a quote to completely change the context, fucktard.
>I'll use a retarded tactic then accuse someone else of being retarded for using the same tactic when they use it only to show how retarded I am
Kill yourself.
>do you drink alcohol? No
>have you ever been drunk? Yes
>do you smoke? No
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana? Marijuana only
>do you masturbate? yes
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship? currently open relationship but no
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)? not yet
>do you watch porn? yes
>are you trans? no
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? fuckno
>do you browse redddit? only when the narwhal bacons.
>>68312095
Liar.
4, but I only browse reddit for polandball, and I object to include simply "drink alcohol" here, there's nothing wrong with a drink a few times a year.
>>68311604
Yes because whenever I touch myself I am fantasizing about myself touching myself
>>68312337
i also have a list of fetishes
this long
>>68312326
>i'm backpedaling like crazy i hope no one notices
Got it
my score is 2
no I do not plan to stop fapping
no
no
no
no
yes
no
no
yes
no
fuck no
no
i'll move to minnesota, it's basically sweden.
7. Gas me now, OP.
>>68312519
>being this incompetent
>>68312564
Stay the fuck out of based Minnesota and move to Commiefornia.
>>68312597
>being an underage redditor
>>68312748
>uses reddit-tier emoticons
>calls others underage redditors
>>68312389
Gotta stay sharp for all those emu attacks
>>68312897
>emoticons
>>68313257
Is your memory really that short? See >>68311830
Unless of course it is the word 'emoticon' that you object to, in which case I can only assume you are one of the 12 year old faggot shitheads that prefers the 9fag word 'emoji'. Either way, hurry the fuck up and hang yourself.
I love how browsing reddit is the same as being a tranny or giving it to a girl in the pooper.
>>68313188
We need a little alcohol now and then to forget the humiliation.
>>68312655
>based Minnesota
Al Franken. Walter Mondale.
Last went red in a presidential election in 1972 (currently the longest blue streak of any state). Lock for Hillary in November.
>>68313452
>he hasn't even been here a year
I masturbate very rarely and pray extensively afterwards because while I recognize it's degeneracy it still has some benefits.
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
No
>have you ever been drunk?
Yes
>do you smoke?
No
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
No
>do you masturbate?
Yes
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
No (but I used to)
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
No
>do you watch porn?
Yes
>are you trans?
No
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
No
>do you browse redddit?
No
3/11 breddy gud
>>68311384
8 senpai ;)
After we get rid of the illegals, we're coming for you Puritan Nazi faggots next.
t. modern Anglo
>>68313721
I've been here far longer than you, dumbass newfag, but even if that weren't true, I fail to see how that is relevant to my previous post. Are you grasping at straws in attempt to draw some sort of connection or are you just blatantly shitposting without the slightest of a point to your posts?
>>68313840
>>68313861
>i'm not a newfag i've been here all summer
>>68313796
Benefits like what?
Today I blew a load worth 15 or 16 days...regrets all around. Tell me it wasn't for nothing!
>>68311384
-1
Get on my level OP. You piece of shit degenerate
>>68313952
>all summer
>implying it's current summer
Oh, so you're using a proxy.
>>68314077
faggot fuck
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>no
Final score: 3. I think way too much with my dick
>>68314174
>only answered 9/11 questions
Oy vey!
4, but I'm already Canadian :^)
>do you drink alcohol?
yes
>have you ever been drunk?
yes
>do you smoke?
yes
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
yes
>do you masturbate?
yes
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
yes
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
yes
>do you watch porn?
yes
>are you trans?
no
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
no
>do you browse redddit?
no
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
Yep.
>have you ever been drunk?
Plenty. For further /pol/ triggering, I'm in a fraternity.
>do you smoke?
I have a pipe that I puff on occasion.
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
Not yet, may try shrooms sometime in the next few months though.
>do you masturbate?
Yep.
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
Nope, happy with my gf.
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
Been trying to get her to come around to the idea, but not yet.
>do you watch porn?
Yep.
>are you trans?
No thank god.
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
No thank god.
>do you browse reddit?
I go on the League of Legends subreddit occasionally, so I guess that counts as a yes.
I'm going to go ahead and rate my self FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEE / 10
>>68314127
Mad you don't get invited to parties or fuck girls? You make a good case for state provided euthanasia
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
Yes
>have you ever been drunk?
Yes
>do you smoke?
No
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
No
>do you masturbate?
Far too much
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
>tfw no gf
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
>tfw no gf
>do you watch porn?
Only the finest Brazzers you can steal of the internet
>are you trans?
Hell no. Fuck faggots
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
Make America Great Again Nigger
>do you browse redddit?
Only Coontown and Ben Garrison's page until they were both shutdown
1.) No
2.) Yes
3.) No
4.) No
5.) Yes
6.) Yes
7.) Yes
8.) Yes
9.) No
10.) No
11.) Only ones subreddits for games that I play
I-I'm pretty non-degenerate, right /pol/?
>>68314426
I have been invited to parties. I choose not to go to the type of parties that involve degeneracy.
Not fucking girls outside of a relationship =/= not fucking girls.
I hope you overdose, degenerate fuck.
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
quit in feb 1 but drank on st. paddys and tonight, trying to drink never again
>have you ever been drunk?
yes
>do you smoke?
quit, vaping now tho, trying to quit soon
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
not anymore
>do you masturbate?
I have cut wayyy back and i dont ejaculate, i have trained myself to ankh my sexual energy so i dont lose it
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
no, i am not a virgin but i am abstinent for awhile
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
nope that shits gross
>do you watch porn?
i've always watched wayyy wayyy less porn than most men, if i do, i use pictures mostly, less damaging than video, and video rarely
>are you trans?
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
fuck no, TRUMP ftw
>do you browse redddit?
no, but if i search something on google, sometimes reddit has some really good information that isn't anywhere else
>>68315418
not trans, score of about 4, going to be lower soon, i have been working to not be degenerate for awhile, trying to get /fit/ also, its hard work, but every day it gets a little easier
>>68311384
>My score: 0.
I bet you waited until you were married to have sex.
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
Fuck yeah, cunt
>have you ever been drunk?
Fuck yeah cunt
>do you smoke?
nah, cunt
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol,
tobacco, and marijuana?
nah cunt
>do you masturbate?
Yeah cunt
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
yeah cunt
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
yeah cunt
>do you watch porn?
yeah cunt
>are you trans?
Nah cunt
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
Id vote for Trump, cunt
>do you browse redddit?
Fuck nah cunt
>>68315569
>trying to become /fit/
That's how you become gay lad
>>68315751
I'm not married. Marriage is a kike ritual.
this is one autistic post OP
>>68316075
Fuck off filthy degenerate
>>68315569
Not as bad as most of the degenerate filth ITT
>>68316150
>not being degenerate makes someone autistic
>>68316077
That explains why you left that part out of your faggot questionnaire.
>>68316205
yeah, nah, you're a cunt
>>68316243
Should I add "are you married"? Fuck off faggot. Marriage is literally a jewish traditional ritual.
>>68311384
4. breddy good
>>68311384
7. But I already live in California. I'm also a Jew so 8. Suck it.
>>68316314
You're garbage just like the rest of them.
>>68311384
yes
yes
no
no
yes
yes
no
yes
no
NO
no
I AM A REAL A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT OF EVERY MAN
>>68311384
>no
>no
>no
>no
>no
>lol
>lol
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>>68313630
Bear in mind, that's mostly the Twin Cities population sink throwing its clout around. Once you get away from MSP, you actually get a little more conservative, and extremely white.
Yeah, the liberal tendencies are lame, but I think it's a pretty good state to live in.
>>68316161
>vaping
>edging
>not degenerate
>>68311384
No
No
No
No
No (But I've thought about buying a Fleshlight)
No
No
No
No
No (Trump!)
No
Being 100% serious.
How'd I do?
>>68316598
How long until Minneapolis becomes the next Detroit?
>>68311384
What if you answer yes to all of them? (Like me)
>Score is only 1 due to fapping
OP, your test is broken. It doesn't account for how far individual categories are taken.
>>68311604
Wow. You are highly autistic.
>>68311384
>doesnt drink
>doesnt smoke
4chan is intended for people over 18
>>68311837
>>68311384
>Shaving is degenerate
>Drinking alcohol is degenerate
>Smoking is degenerate
Spotted the kebab
>>68311384
yes
yes
no
no
yes
yes
yes
yes
no
no
no
Good thing I'm a lolbertarian.
>>68312056
>I don't see how browsing 4chan is degenerate
>>68316622
im quitting vaping when my asshole family leaves town in a week, im quitting dick touching soon after and i've done it before for months on end, without even being redpilled, just as a teen. I can't speak for my past, but I know that soon i will be free of degeneracy, its gonna be great
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
Yes, everyday.
>have you ever been drunk?
Yes, everyday.
>do you smoke?
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
Yes, because it's part of my work place culture.
>do you masturbate?
Yes, sometimes at work to relieve stress.
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
Yes, I haven't been in committed relationship for nearlt a decade. Currently fuck-buddying with three work colleagues.
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
Yes, but I prefer vaginal penetration.
>do you watch porn?
Yes, sometimes at work to fap quicker.
>are you trans?
No. I'm a man baby.
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
No. Hope she will get b&hammered for the email scandals.
>do you browse redddit?
Yes, just to see the Bernfaggots suffer.
How did I do?
>>68317454
Yes to smoking too, but only when drunk (ie; everyday).
>>68311384
Shit, I scored a 3. Masturbation, porn, and browse reddit.
You're absolutely right, though. I need to re-evaluate my life.
The only reason I don't kill myself right now is because on reddit I spend most of my time trolling the Berntards.
>>68314053
I heard it reduces the risk of prostate cancer. However, it remains degenerate and an act against God.
>>68316719
Who knows.
We've got MN BLM apes that nobody likes, but all the left leaning people here tolerate because they're instilled with persistent white guilt shit etc etc.
I'm personally more worried about the Somalis. It's like that shit you hear about in Sweden, Germany, etc. An insular group of Islamic tribalists that the police won't touch. It's pretty gross when there's a region of a city called "Little Mogadishu".
pic related, one of our MN residents
>>68312056
> I don't see how browsing 4chan is degenerate
>>68317807
Almost all of the Somalis in our country were persecuted Christians. I've even barebacked fucked one of them (my first darkie) just about a month ago. She was pretty tight.
>>68311384
8/11
Not too shabby for a fucking leaf
6. Not so bad boys
Everyone should try anal at least once it's a good time you faggots
>>68311604
My left hand identifies as a female
So fuck you
>>68318098
I don't like anal because shit on my dick yo. Enemas aren't a thing here in Australia.
>>68311384
>>do you drink alcohol?
yes
>>have you ever been drunk?
yes
>>do you smoke?
yes
>>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
yes
>>do you masturbate?
yes
>>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
yes
>>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
yes
>>do you watch porn?
yes
>>are you trans?
no
>>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
fuck no
>>do you browse redddit?
no
OP I'm going to your parents house to fuck your dad up the ass and beat your mom to teach them a lesson for raising you so poorly
>>68318281
Nah I mean my ex she like shit and cleaned it beforehand I guess.. Never had poopy on my bird, was amazing tho...
One time I put my fingers up there without really telling her I was gonna and touched a turd though so you gotta give a warning I guess...
Still want to give/get a rimjob
>>68311604
Flawless logic, I can't wait to bring this up at bible study next week.
>do you drink alcohol?
are you kidding me???
>have you ever been drunk?
are you kidding me???
>do you smoke?
smoke on occasion, mostly dabbing and edibles
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
no
>do you masturbate?
yea
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
no
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
icky
>do you watch porn?
ya
>are you trans?
this is a bit of jump..
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
would have voted for webb
>do you browse redddit?
no
>>68311384
>do you drink alcohol?
literally everyday
>have you ever been drunk?
blackout everynight
>do you smoke?
yep, lungs are beginning to shut down pretty sure
>do you use recreational drugs besides alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana?
cant afford it but would
>do you masturbate?
dont have the energy
>do you engage in sexual activities outside of a relationship?
relationship hahahaha
>do you engage in anal sex (even in a relationship)?
hahahahha
>do you watch porn?
dont have the energy
>are you trans?
nope hate fags
>are you going to vote for Hillary Clinton? (people outside of the US and underageb&s: would you vote for her if you could?)
shes the devil
>do you browse redddit?
nope
>>68312326
>You're the one that initially took part of a quote to completely change the context, fucktard.
OP is new here
surely no one would even pretend to be this retarded
>>68317946
I can't claim to know the exact breakdown of beliefs of these Somalis, but I do know the majority is muslim. I know for a fact there's been multiple instances of these guys trying to leave the US to go fight for a Somali al-qaeda faction
>>68311384
no
yes
no
no
yes
no
no
yes
no
no
yes, only /r/The_Donald
>>68314583
>I have been invited to parties.
this thread is a laff & a haff! god bless your soul OP
